#stopwiping

[stopwiping]

we are saddened to say Mark Skidz passed away today his funeral will be on Sunday April 9 2023 at 11 am the link to watch it when it starts is underneath this message

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #stop wiping #truth #youtube #karen #the mark skidz show #ezio #ezio smells #lol #jeweledstone doesn't wipe their ass #ticlock is a furry

[jeweledstone]

remember when you and stopwiping would reblog eachother? apparently they’re back with an animated show. how messed up is that?

Dang

@stopwiping really be moving up in the world

#ask #only true gs remember stopwiping

[collective-tmblr-hivemind]

@stopwiping does this to you

[yokitoshi]

Tag Game

Rules: Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you’d like to know better

Tagged by: @radical-boy

Nickname: Cutie

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Height: 6'

Last Movie: Shrek The Third

Last Thing I Googled: Dido

Favorite Musicians: Madonna, Shania Twain, Kylie Minogue, Send to Robin immediately - Robyn (I'm seeing her in concert next month, I'm so excited), Dido, Demi Lovato, Ria Mae

Song Stuck In My Head: Tata Young - Zoom, Paola - Interstellar Love, Robyn, Dido - Life for Rent, Teddybears STHLM - Yours to Keep

Other Blogs: @wtffacts101 (random memes), @stopwiping (anti wiping blog, long story), @diehardfriendsfan (friends fan blog), @thepenisman (to promote my comic strip "The Penis Man"), @velmathelesma (Velma lesbian fan blog)

How Many Followers: main: 1703, Stopwiping: 79 (follow it), WtfFacts101: 21,666, diehardfriendsfan: 3373, ThePenisMan: 6 (follow it), VelmaTheLesma: 118

Do I Get Asks: usually from pervs

Amount Of Sleep: about 3 or 4 hours (I have Insomnia and PTSD)

Lucky Number: 7

What Am I Wearing: I'm naked right now

Dream Job: Pop Star

Dream Trip: Paris, France or Stockholm, Sweden

Favorite Food: Vegan Pizza

Playing Any Instrument: I used to play the clarinet but I haven't played it in over a decade, I sort of know how to use a synth

Random Fact: I've been thinking of doing Stand Up

Other Languages: Simlish

Favorite Songs: Robyn - Be Mine!, Shania Twain - Man! I feel like a Woman!, Kylie Minogue - Can't get you out of my head, Madonna- Holiday, Dido - White Flag

Describe Yourself As Aesthetic Things: pink and bubbly

I Tag @nb-tobi @golden-film-addict @captain-seahorse @livepoultryfreshkilled @jebus0 @cazualt I couldn't think of 21 people to tag so here are 6

#get to know me post #tag post

[somethingmoreclever]

I don't wipe my ass 😀

@stopwiping is this you again? it’s literally been almost two years. if it’s not you, well congrats on poor hygiene, random person? idk what you want from me lol

#answered #anonymous #my post

[lawrencesemporium]

First little tattoo for Princess Tejal #tattoo #tattoos #foottattoo #tapout #ithurts #itsbleeding #stopwipeing #iwanttostopnow (at Lawrence's Emporium)

#tattoo #foottattoo #tapout #tattoos #stopwipeing #iwanttostopnow #itsbleeding #ithurts

[stopwiping]

times a changing

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #truth #youtube #karen #the mark skidz show #lol #ezio #ezio smells

[stopwiping]

awkward

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #truth #karen #youtube #the mark skidz show #ezio #lol #ezio smells

[stopwiping]

oh please i haven’t wiped my ass since 1969 and i was born in 1994

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #truth #youtube #cartoondavid

[stopwiping]

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #truth

[stopwiping]

Ezio in Space

Ezio was sitting on top of his kitchen sink taking a massive shit because all the bathrooms in his house were being used and he had 200 spicy laxatives which is something he recently invented but it turns out he took way too many laxatives because his ass caused a massive explosion causing the entire kitchen to catch fire but Ezio had another problem, he couldn’t stop shitting.

Ezio tried so hard to stop shitting but it just caused him to shit even more violently he decided to go outside to avoid causing further damage to his house he ended up flying into the sky, “here we go again” Ezio said while being shot up into the air. Ezio started flying faster than a rocket, eventually ending up in outer space and landing on the moon.

“oh boy what a predicament this is” Ezio exclaimed while walking around the moon, “how am i gonna get home this time?” he asked himself in fear. Ezio proceeded to put his hand in his pocket and realized he had some spicy laxatives with him and proceeded to eat them all and then he started shitting again and started flying back to earth to find that his house has burned down because of the fire that shot out of his ass. “well i learned my lesson, do not eat too much spicy laxatives because my house will burn down and i will end up in outer space”. Ezio walked away from the charred remains of what used to his house and disappeared into the sunset only to return when its time for his next adventure.

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #truth #youtube #karen #ezio #ezio smells

[stopwiping]

Ezios journey

Ezio was drinking his favourite high fibre smoothie which consisted of beans, lentils, chia seeds, avocados, bananas, apples and coffee mixed together and then blended together to make what he likes to call “rocket fuel” because when he drinks it he farts fire which sometimes shoots him up in the sky. well one day he decided it would be fun to add 37 packs of laxatives to the rocket fuel and not only did it cause him to fly faster, it also caused him to leave a very foul stench, it was so foul that even Milk the fart sniffer fainted the second she smelled it.

Ezio was enjoying flying around the world but he began to realize that he was unable to stop and has tried crashing into things however that only made fly faster. after shitting out fire for 69 hours he started to slow down but sadly he was he was flying over the atlantic ocean when he started to slow down but luckily when he stopped flying he fell into a pirate ship but lucky for him he let out a massive smelly fart that caused all the pirates to pass out so he pushed them off the ship while they were passed out and used the ship to sail back home but then he got hungry and all the food pirates had were filled with fibre and he decided that he had enough fibre for one day and quickly sailed back home to everyone running away from him because he smells really bad.

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #ezio #ezio smells

[stopwiping]

Milk the Fart Sniffer

once upon a time there was a girl named milk. on the outside she looked like the average girl but what made her different than the other girls is that she sniffed other peoples farts. she loved sniffing farts not because it’s fun but because everytime she sniffs a fart she gets special powers that include being able to control peoples minds. she loved it because it meant that she can rule the world but sadly there was a huge setback. her powers only lasted as long as the farts she sniffed to get them to work in the first place. she was saddened by this setback but determined to find the perfect specimen of a human who can fart for so long it can make her invincible. one day while she was going for a walk she discovered an old map to a secret island where over 50% of the oxygen of the island is made of farts, that island was Stop Wiping Island home of some of the most petrifying farters to ever walk the earth. so she traveled there and discovered one of the most Notorious farters was hospitalized after a car crash and his name was Mark Skidz. so she broke into the hospital, disguised herself as a nurse and gave mark skidz a lethal dose of laxatives and made him the most gassiest most shit-tastic farter to ever exist however her plan got foiled when she discovered her powers have a weakness and that weakness is karen farts and karen had a fart that lasted about a minute and it caused her plan to foil before it could even begin. she is now in jail for trying to take over Stop Wiping Island.

#milk #ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #karen #milk the fart sniffer

[stopwiping]

something is coming i can feel it

#ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #stop wiping #ban toilet paper #no toilet paper #mark skidz #world peace #stopwiping #truth #karen

[stopwiping]

one day i was taking a stroll in the park wearing my brand new white pants which i loved so much when suddenly I had to take a shit, normally i would just shit my pants and go on with my day like nothing happened but these pants cost $2 billion because they were made of a rare white gold that only amazing people like myself have heard of. so i noticed a mcdonalds near by, i decided to go there because their food is always so diarrhea inducing so they must have bathrooms. as i went to the bathroom i noticed every stall was full so i broke open the first stall door i saw and threw the guy taking a shit out of the bathroom and into one of the tables, it was not pretty. then i pulled down my pants and i spent 6 months taking a shit because i ate 500 pounds of laxatives the day before.

After i stopped shitting i realized there was no bidet in the stall just sinful toilet paper but i loved my pants so much i took a piece of toilet paper and i wiped my ass. this feeling was something i never thought i would experience, it was the most fun i had in my entire life. i was amazed at how amazing toilet paper is, i never felt so alive, sure i became a hypocrite after wiping my ass after spending my whole life trying to make it outlawed worldwide but i didn’t care because asswiping is so amazing and i decided to promote asswiping but my son 🏳️‍🌈 found out and killed me before i even got a chance to shine a new light in this cold world.

#diarrhea #stopwiping #ticlock doesn't wipe their ass