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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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I was put on this earth to kiss women, read books, and pet little kitty cats.
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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty
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butches who wear makeup are valid
femmes who don't wear makeup are also equally valid
and I think they should both kiss each other rn !!
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my purpose on this earth is just to be silly and talk about how badly i want to kiss girls all the time
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For any femmes struggling with body image issues, especially with summer coming, just know that healing isn’t linear and it’s okay to have hard nights or days.
You’re still improving and I’m still very proud of you.
Also your body looks great how it is, you should appreciate it more. But I know that’s hard, so I’ll appreciate it enough for both of us.
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need a lesbian vampire to come sink their teeth into my neck ASAP
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i hate wealthy bourgeoisie gay people so unbelievably much
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sex isn’t real it’s something chappell roan made up to sell songs 🙄
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen
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you 🫵 can kiss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💋 a hundred 💯 boys 👨⛹️♂️ in bars 🍸🍹✨ shoot 🔫🌠 another shot 💥🎉 try to stop 🚫✋the feeling 🤭 you 🫵 can say it's just ✨the way you are✨🤥 make a new excuse 🗣️🤕 another stupid 🤡 reason 🙄 good luck babe 😘👄 WELL GOOD LUCK BABE 💥✨🌠🏳️‍🌈
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when u wake up next to him in the middle of the night
with ur head in ur hands
UR NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!!
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can’t believe i ACTUALLY met damien haas today. like. it wasn’t a dream. i spoke to him. i shook his hand. this is so cool. he’s so nice. not gonna stop thinking abt this for a while.
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when lizzy mcalpine said
and the funny thing is i would’ve married you. if you’d have STUCK AROUUUUND.
i felt that.
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