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made these mostly as a glaze test and to use up some fish shapes I had already cut out and didn't want to waste

they don't really have an intended purpose, but I suppose whoever buys them can glue magnets or anything else they want onto the backs

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Catie speaks the truth.

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*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

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California girls we're unaccountable

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

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i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

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Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

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#dog #small #just a little guy

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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

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#totk #legend of zelda #ganondorf horse #man

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#buffy the vampire slayer #sweet pea #adventure time #buffy #my edit #dumb #dog