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systemconvos · 1 year
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From a while back:
Tubbo: "Ranboo, I'm going to eat your pronouns."
Me: "What does that mean?"
Tubbo: "If you don't stop asking, I'm eating yours, too."
(They're on a roll today with chaos so far.)
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systemconvos · 1 year
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Tubbo: "There is no escape. Suffer."
Really relatable tubbo
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systemconvos · 1 year
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Tubbo: Did you know that you know that you are never more than three feet away from a spider?
I then heard someone facepalm, the kids crying, and Phil telling them to stop telling the kids that.
Not the spiders
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systemconvos · 2 years
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Me: "Sure would be nice if we would stop getting denied for ssi since our body can't handle working."
Sips: "I can bite them."
Sneeze: *holds up knives*
Phil: "No."
Kris: *gets Susie*
Susie: "What is it this time?" *takes Knives from Sneeze*
KJQBFJSADNF
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systemconvos · 2 years
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Me (Susie): "Hey, name's Susie. What's yours?"
Starfy: "Starfy!"
Me: "Alright, cool." *goes to leave*
Starfy: "I'm old!"
Me: "What?"
Starfy: "I'm. Old."
thats how our littles sound
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systemconvos · 2 years
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Kris: "Hear me out, but what if?"
Techno: "What if what?"
Kris: "What if?"
*repeats*
as someone who knows a techno fictive i just want to know how long this went on
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systemconvos · 2 years
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Me (Revivebur): "I don't remember submitting that."
Susie: Of course you don't, dumbass. You're a different alter than the one who submitted it and that memory is locked.
Not of course you dont dumbass
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systemconvos · 4 years
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Me (Kai): Does anyone have any suggestions for what we could put whipped cream on and eat?
Kris: Cereal
Me: I'm no longer taking food suggestions from Kris
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systemconvos · 4 years
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I went out to a mall a few months ago and was having lunch with my bf— I looked at a window and heard someone in headspace go ‘you know it’s weird, they make two way mirrors but not two way glass’ and someone responded ‘that’s called a window you dumb bitch’
WELL....HES NOT WRONG
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systemconvos · 4 years
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hey guys, we recently been getting submissions again so if that's gonna keep up!! this blog can be up and running! please submit stupid shit yalls alters say 
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systemconvos · 4 years
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"hey, (Me, the protecter), can i go throw these crayons in the river?" Obviously i said no, but she took over anyways and threw the crayons in the river behind the house.
THATS?? FUCJGN HILARIOUS
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systemconvos · 4 years
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someone keeps setting alarms to go off at night and very quietly play country roads?? and the rest of us forget to check before we sleep so we keep waking up to country roads playing softly across the room
you tell them to come clean, they're a true hero
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systemconvos · 5 years
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"what do you mean i have to lower my voice?? IM SIGNING!" (my mute alter,,, we love Hush sm)
DFKJSDKDF HUS H
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systemconvos · 6 years
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my fictive looks at pictures of my crushes and goes "LOOK IT'S YOUR CRUSH HOST HEEHEE" in a dumb anime girl voice and J both love and hate it
Youre fictive is so valid
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systemconvos · 6 years
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Is this thing still alive? -👌
yep! we just dont get many submissions! -👻
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systemconvos · 6 years
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'well, that's just how life is, u lose one person then u get a wife and 3 boyfriends' ?????? what -🐝🌱
HJDFSBKJ.FS,? WHAT
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systemconvos · 6 years
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"i put the diss in mental disorder" - our weirdly overconfident and sort of rude fictive 🐝🌱
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