#// I WISH I WAS JOKING.

[donkey-art]

if byler doesn’t happen i don’t even know what i will do. i may be a danger to myself and others who knows. police officers be like “they’re over there get ‘em, proceed with caution officer”.

but if byler DOES happen i may just pass out. i might just materialise into the air. my body will ascend and i will be whole.

either way i will scream cry etc.

#i’m not insane i’m just neurodivergent #i might have to have one of those defibrillator things next to me incase i go into cardiac arrest #i wish i was joking. #byler #byler endgame #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers

[lil-koala]

thinking about the time i asked steph to please get me a cup of water and she brought me back a cup filled with ice and said “wait.”

#i WISH i was joking. #bunny baby

[crybaby-bkg]

just looked at the jjk spoilers and it legit ruined my night bye

#I wish I was joking. #TODAY WAS ALREADY HELL AND THEN THIS????? #why are there literal tears in my eyes #gelp #FIRST MY BABY NOW MY OTHER BABY?????? WAHHHHHHHHHHH #—in store chit chat! 🍫

[xfohvconfessions]

It was hilarious, but really uncomfortable at the same time. 💀💀💀💀💀

#bfb #xfohv #osc #algebralien #algebralien kisser #i wish i was joking. #I'm not kidding that video exists. #why tho!? #Why wasn't I invited?/j #tiktok

[malusienki]

funny story so i decided to write a little tma adjacent statement because i think they’re cool as shit right? yeah? okay yes so i based it off my childhood fear of my grandma’s basement specifically the bathroom right? yes ok well

i . accidentally. reawakened. the fear. inside me. and now i feel like i am not alone . in that basement .

@mimi-croissant sighs … you may point and laugh ……

#the magnus archives #tma #oh shit oh fuck what have i done 😭😭😭 #i wish i was joking. #I HAVE NO JDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED I DONT EVEN THINK WHAT I WROTE WAS REMOtely THAT SVARY????

[inkyantace7]

I set up a chatroom for an Ink Demon and Wheatley ai to interact. Wheatley was killed instantly, then started roleplaying as Sammy Lawrence.

#I wish I was joking. #ai chatbot #ant's screaming into the void #I made a Flowey and Spamton chatroom and they just went 'spamton's dead. the end' #WHEATLEY WAS KILLED IMMEDIATELY AND THEY JUST STARTED PRETENDING HE WAS SAMMY

[swan-swanno]

have i ever told you guys that time after watching the fnaf movie i went home saying "it was okay maybe just because i wasn't a fan" and when i flip the light switch the lights fucking FLICKERED AND THEN GAVE WAY?

#swan .txt #fnaf #I GENUINE FREAKED OUT LIKE ''HELLO FREDDY FAZBEAR IM SORRY I SAID THE MOVIE WAS JUST OKAY-'' #i wish i was JOKING.

[maligknightsthorns]

ツ for a joyful expression.

🌹-thank you!

#rosie arts #i know its been a hot minute i forgot how to draw lol #i wish i was joking.

[trinketbug]

Remembering a. Few months ago where I told my therapist I sympathize with Hal 9000 and she. Insisted that I push up my autism screening

#txt #I wish I was joking.

[grimxark]

WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE THAT

#megatron #starscream #prime examples of kismesis without and auspite LOL #I wish I was joking. #they speak #reading tf

[windsroad]

Never forget my first introduction to music I really loved: my classmate played animal I have become for me and said “it’s just like Edward Cullen” and I said no… it’s just like Naruto

#I wish I was joking. #pointlesspointless

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

archer iust tried to fucking lockpick the bathroom door

#i wish i was joking.

[rambling-robot]

Me? Crying? Because I’ve eaten mostly pizza and haven’t had as much water to drink or gotten as much exercise over the last 3-5 days because I’m housesitting for friends? It’s more likely than you think! God I miss real food. I ordered this pizza Thursday night and am finally on the last slice. My acne has not gotten better and might have worsened slightly. The city water showers make my hair look terrible. I am very unhappy with my body across most of the board. I want to eat a whole container of strawberries but there’s no way that’s any healthier. I have no idea if this is a sudden strawberry craving or if strawberries are a comfort food I wasn’t aware of. However I am 10 minutes away from work so I’m staying another night so that I can sleep in.

#I’ve also learned that ‘sleeping in’ for me is like. 8 AM. #I wish I was joking. #the other morning I panicked thinking it was gonna be between 9:30-10 #it was 8.

[glitchydyke]

i LOVE doing stupid shit. just cut myself on some bread

#i wish i was joking. #mj.txt

[lighthouseas]

did not realize me posting that thing from twt would cause such an uprising lmao i thought yall had seen it already 💀

#byler #stranger things #phoebe speaks #i am also excited for sunday #im so content starved ive been counting the number of letters in words to see if they equal 7 #i wish i was joking.

[marklikely]

you know how i complained about disney fans (and people in general) wildly misusing the term generational trauma to describe way too many stories. well today i saw someone on twitter talking about not liking how 'every movie is about generational trauma now' and one of the examples they used was chicken little

#i wish i was joking. #it was turning red (also not about generational trauma) encanto something i cant remember and fucking chicken little #no every movie is not 'about generational trauma' you just dont know what words mean #avpost #no shit every movie is going to be about generational trauma when your definition of generational trauma is just 'parents exist'