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[tsuunara]

hey bungo stray dogs fans i got a math problem for you to solve!

fyodor has all four of his limbs in tact and he walks freely with the antidote in his hands. as he boards the helicopter to escape, oh no! dazai is actually alive and chuuya isn't a vampire! with the power of friendship, they set him up in which a helicopter takes him up into the sky and it spins at a speed of 56 kmph! finally the helicopter fucking crashes into a building and falls down. the oil spills and lights up and the helicopter fucking explodes causing fyodor to get crushed. the helicopter explosion was recorded 1576°C and all that is left is fyodor's arm.

how many limbs does he have left?

#[ 🍮 ] ── tsu talks #[ 🍬 ] ── yum!!! #[ <3 ] ── fyodor slander #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd fyodor #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #fyodor dostoevsky #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #SUPER HARD VERY IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION #CORRECT ANSWER GETS 1 MILLION DOLLARS AND THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTER WILL LIVE FOR THE WHOLE SERIES #also yes fyodor gets his own slander tag #am i sorry? no #maybe maybe not!

[tsuunara]

how can YOU prove your existence as a bungo stray dogs fan? how do i know that you are real and not some secret artificial intelligence robot online scrolling on the internet and talking about a bungo stray dogs? how do i know you are a REAL HUMAN bungo stray dogs fan reading this post? what if fans of bungo stray dogs don't actually exist? what if the hit anime and manga bungo stray dogs doesn't exist? what if it's just a brainwash program implemented by the GOVERNMENT THEMSELVES! they think it's all a game. what if we are a TEST SUBJECT FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO SEEK WORLD DOMINATION! what if we are secretly ROBOTS AND SPREADING MISINFORMATION ABOUT AN ANIME AND MANGA THAT DOESN'T EXIST? what if author of hit anime and manga bungo stray dogs kafka asagiri and illustrator of hit anime and manga sango harukawa don't actually exist? what if they weren't real. what if they are robots or artificial intelligence just BRAINWASHING US! what if none of us are real? maybe you and me are going insane. WE ALL ARE INSANE! we don't exist. bungo stray dogs doesn't exist. FANS of bungo stray dogs don't exist. what is dazai osamu? why is chuuya nakahara? who the hell is port mafia? we're being TRICKED!

maybe the bungo weren't stray the dogs we found along the way.

#[ 🍮 ] ── tsu talks #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #maybe the bungo weren't the stray the dogs we found along the way

[tsuunara]

also hey guys i know i also did this at some point but lets not ship jesus x fyodor cause it's blasphemy and basically mocking a religious figure

#[ 🍮 ] ── tsu talks #[ 🥦 ] ── yuck!!! #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fyodor #my gut was telling me that there was smth wrong w it and i shouldn't be finding it okay/letting it slide as someone who is in fact religiou #these crack ships w historical figures are okay i think #but can we not bring up a whole RELIGIOUS figure...

[tsuunara]

Keep dazai out of your fucking mouth u dumb fucking idiot

"take her name out of your mouth you don't deserve to mourn" ahh sound 😭

but like seriously though, do you not have anything better to do than just go harassing people on the internet simply for liking a character or a ship? it's actually ridiculous how you're attacking people for things that are completely harmless and it's not gonna solve anything in your life whatsoever. it's just making you look childish

i genuinely don't care if you dislike chuuya or skk but is it that hard to just simply ignore it and go on with your life??? do you want attention that badly???

and the fact that you're also practically hiding behind a screen, wasting your time and energy on the INTERNET and going on to HARASS PEOPLE is kind of crazy

#[ 🍮 ] ── tsu talks #yeah it's quite obvious that this person is the dazai anon #i'm not saying anything no more btw #simply block and go on with your life guys

[tsuunara]

hey guys if you couldn't tell i love chuuya and he is my favorite character

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[tsuunara]

one dya i am goinf to snap and rip my head off because what the fuck!

[tsuunara]

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT???????

so long everyone i'm going to delete this app!

[tsuunara]

normalize messaging your online friend like a diary even though they'll probably never come back and read it </3

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[tsuunara]

wishing everyone a Ramadan Mubarak to those who celebrate it!!! ^_^

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[tsuunara]

I.. I love girls but I AM IN LOVE WITH A MANNNNUGJGYGg

(photos of my bf from my gallery)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAV CLOWN (and the only one i can and WILL tolerate)

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[tsuunara]

OH MY GOD PLEASE AN CARD IM BEGGING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#[ 🍮 ] ── tsu talks #[ 🍬 ] ── yum!!! #SHE IS SO GORGEOUS #once i finally obtain an an 4* #IM COMING FOR YOU NEXT ENA.

[tsuunara]

All shitkk artwork and fanfiction is about the hideous abuser loser chuugly. It’s not for Dazai, it’s not about dazai. It’s about what’s good for chuugly, not dazai. this abuse ship has and always will be about Chuugly. Shitkk shippers are all chuugly fans who all hate dazai and only tolerate him when he fits their delusional self projection of him. Otherwise they don’t care for dazai’s character or his devotion to Oda. They want that devotion to be for their ugly abuser fav instead.

did we watch the same show

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[tsuunara]

IM COOKED I FORGOT MY PASSWORD

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[tsuunara]

i know i haven't actually posted anything serious other than that chuuya rant post but ty guys for sticking around with my stupid rambles and PATIENTLY WAITING for this stupid fic to come out.... i love you all 😭😭

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[tsuunara]

me when i realize that i think i'm self-projecting on my fic a bit too much:

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[tsuunara]

no i didn't spend the whole night watching cute penguin videos what the fuck

anyway

PENGUIN.

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