#“Lex bought me a Porsche” “A? As one? pfff I'm buying you FIVE Porsche!”

[littlefankingdom]

AU where Conner/Kon gets adopted by Bruce because Clark isn't accepting the job (like he kind of threatens to do in Young Justice). Cut to the INSANE custody battles between Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor. Bruce already had to fight for Jason's custody with a vilain, he can do it again. It's a huge thing every time, it makes the front page of tabloids and even other news media talk about it. People are betting on which one will hit the other first in front of the judge (as yet to happen, but with how they are barking at each other, it's just a question of time). Lex is blacklisted from any Wayne Enterprises' events and they fight anytime they meet at another event. Conner uses their fights as his own fashion show, posing in front of the camera in his newest outfit (he has two unlimited credit cards after all), his fathers fighting in the back.

#kon el kent #superboy #conner kent #bruce wayne #batman #lex luthor #dc comics #my ramblings #Kon is superbat lol #imagine the punk rock fit tho #he is totally lying to each dad about what the other bought him so he can get something #“Lex bought me a Porsche” “A? As one? pfff I'm buying you FIVE Porsche!” #Bruce to Clark “Have you ever though about killing Luthor?” “What? But... Your rule???” “I will look away for this one”