#'why do you think id kill anyone!?" and it was there i was like. 'ohhhhh fuck.'

[orcelito]

🧍

Well.

#speculation nation #hfkshfksbcj uhhhhmmm #just heard my neighbors getting in a Huge fight #the loud one who always yells a lot of course yelling in anger #but someone else yelling back about how everyone who loves him is Afraid of him #both men. and then the woman yelling at him to shut the Fuck up #a bunch of slams of doors. then the very clear sound of a car starting and wheels squealing on the road as he drives away #like. god Damn. quite the fight to have at nearly 1 am. #honestly tho the 2nd guy was so right. like. Ouch. even just knowing them secondhand like. wow. #the worst part of all of this is that there are 2 kids in that household :( #i didnt hear them so they thankfully dont seem involved in this fight. but i could Clearly hear the fight from my apartment #it was probably loud enough to wake them up. the poor kids... #idk it's so weird to hear all this secondhand. #OH RIGHT the 'because everyone who loves you is afraid of you' was in response to the first guy goint #'why do you think id kill anyone!?" and it was there i was like. 'ohhhhh fuck.' #me just chilling about to go to bed and then. that. sounds like theyre not having a very good saturday night thats for sure.

[stemmmm]

episode 3 post! missed the title card if there was one

ep1 ep2

who the fuck is this

ohhhh baby beato momence? very funny to be like oh please teach me to be a witch so i can become so powerful that i can undo even death! *kills people**kills people**kills people**kills people**kills people**kills people**kills people**kills people**kills people*

ah. and battler gets to be a fine pulp on the floor, lovely. she treats him so well.

battler voice: "at least im being mutilated beyond any human recognition by BEAUTIFUL WOMEN"

alright, looks like this episode is going to be sexism-o-clock featuring eva? assuming she'll be the last adult alive? seems we're doing all the women, makes you wonder if any of the men will get backstory treatment at all. i dont mind if they don't, they're all pretty nothing to me.

ah the way patriarchy wears women down to the point where they can only see it fit to squeeze themselves into their restraints, rebellion becomes desperation to be accepted and approved of. and then to further themselves they tear down every other woman they see to uphold the awful system. eva you fool. believe in magic. tear the family standards to shreds under your own power

the theory of n+1 characters in umineko is coming into play. who is this man

this is the first time in my memory that some weird magic shit has happened while battler (on the island) wasnt present but was still drawn to the attention of battler (in the golden land). it has been something id been wondering about, if he's able to be aware of shit his in-game self isnt present for. and now this new stranger has announced he's going to construct the perfect romantic scenario in which he can have the honor of shaking battler's hand

HEY I WAS JOKING

oh cool so it is the case that in each loop she's getting stronger and that's why more people are showing up! i was right about that!

i wonder if eva's ruthlessness over wanting to be the head of the family means that the quest to find the gold will ACTUALLY be acknowledged for once! it still seems a bit early to gain the tools to fight back but i would like... a hint at least. because personally i've got nothing. to me it doesn't even look like a riddle exists past just. very explicit instructions for a ritual which would not get anyone any gold.

oh they mentioned granddad's will which reminds me. what the fuck did he have shannon transcribe in the last part? i figured we were gonna be told eventually so i dont think i even remarked on it but nothing happened with it

ohhhhh we are discussing the forest now and the possibility of a hidden mansion out there. please please please take me to the woods. whats in the woods. i want to be in the woods

ah fun, making it sound like the gold is a trade for the title, twisting the situation around into an issue of which do you value more: your money and lifestyle, or a silly, meaningless title? do you want to sate your greed or do you need to lord it over everyone else in some kind of power play? but they dont really get that what shes saying is that shes going to crazy murder all of you. and how could they. interesting to see who lands on which end though. everyone says they'll just take the money but i feel krauss and especially eva can't be so satisfied with that.

#m.txt #umineko liveblog

[friendlyfrat-boy]

The Straw-Hat Among Us Ch3 Part 1

Black: Marshall D. Teach

Someone had been tipping over his snowmen.

Who’d even do that? Just go out into the snow to destroy his little boys? Probably one of those three bloodthirsty bastards who wanted to vote him off. He didn’t do it, damn it! And why the hell would he?? Killing one’s brother… Not even Teach was that depraved.

Not as depraved as whoever was up and destroying his precious snowmen. Damn it.

He didn’t actually have to fix them back up or anything, his job was really just to make sure no earthquakes destroyed everything, but was there really anything to be lost with rebuilding them? Of course not! If anything, it gave him something to do and a cute little distraction from the facts of the matter.

And that’s how Teach found himself by the lava pit. That’s where he went first. Letting Marco lie around in the snow… it would’ve been perverse.

Only he could possibly be allowed to send his brother into his final resting place.

Once he’d done that, he rebuilt the closest snowman, right by one of the many weather nodes, and continued his trek. He swivelled around the entrance of the Laboratory, gave a thoughtless wave to Kizaru, and continued past the Storage building, past the…

No, he didn’t walk past the Dropship. He took a turn, and entered.

Teach wasn’t sure about how he felt about Shanks. Everything considered, he’d probably saved his life. If it hadn’t been for him, those blindsighted bastards would’ve jumped at him like a bunch of sharks smelling blood. In that frame of mind, Teach wouldn’t even have been able to defend himself. Then again, he wasn’t exactly open to trusting anyone. Smoker had been absolutely right.

That’s why Teach voted for Shanks in the first place. In hindsight, he should really have been more optimistic.

Grumbling, Teach finally entered the shuttle, bringing in some snow. There was no one in the main room, but that was alright. Shanks should be in the cockpit, an area you had to use your ID-card to get into. Unzipping one of his many pockets, Teach removed his ID-card and swiped it. A green light blinked and the door opened, allowing Teach entry.

It was empty as well.

The only thing so much as hinting that Shanks had been here at all was a yellow sticky note, containing scribbled notes about where Shanks had left off.

But no Shanks.

It was… concerning, in the least. Maybe Teach had been right to vote for Shanks? Or had something else happened to him?...

Teach left the Shuttle and decided not to think into it.

He had a mission to complete, namely to reconstruct his snowmen. He’d already finished up most of them, and there was only a single one left. Passing by the entrance to Electrical, Teach gave the blinking camera a little wave and continued down, following along the cracking fence. Was it his imagination, or did it seem a bit… louder than usual?

No, that can’t be possible. That would be-,

S-, stupid…

At least, he’d found Shanks. Slumped against the fence. Head twisted around too far for the neck to go. Collapsed in a bunch of snow that used to be his snowman. Twitching coldly as bouts of electricity bit into his body.

Teach stopped in his tracks. Once his panic settled and his heart rate fell from its peak, he turned around, glancing behind him. Where he was, the cameras couldn’t see him. He couldn’t hear anybody. If he just left…

No, wait. Shanks must have come from the Shuttle, meaning Kizaru saw him. Teach had also been seen.

Teach looked down at the body, head twisted around to face away from him.

Unless he did something, he was fucked. He’d be voted out for a murder he didn’t commit, tossed into the same lava pit he’d thrown his brother into. The only way he could avoid this fate was to change the story.

That is… if Shanks’ body wasn’t outside the electrical fence.

What if… it was inside?...

Teach gritted his teeth. It was his only option. He bent down, his large body eclipsing Shanks’, and took a hold of it. He was light, but not too much so. Teach knew he was strong enough to do this, but it still felt… wrong. His only stroke of luck here was the fact that the killer hadn’t stabbed Shanks or something, meaning that there was no blood-soaked snow to fear. Not like where he’d found his brother.

Teach hated how loose the body felt. There was a certain heat to it, as if his final breath had been drawn mere moments ago, still lingering in his lopsided helmet.

Marco had been so cold. Too cold, really. Like he was frozen, through and through.

Teach tossed Shanks’ body over the fence, grunting slightly. The red-clad corpse collapsed onto one of the four reactors, causing it to roar with static crackles. The limbs thrashed and heaved as thousands of volts crashed through it, dead muscle tensing up coldly.

Teach turned away, unable to bear watching it. Then, he headed for the southern entrance to the West Wing. He waved to the camera, and tried to show a smile. It felt off on his face.

“What I’m telling you is that we should’ve invested in some sort of chemical oxidization, not some stupid tree!”

“Hey, it isn’t a stupid tree, it’s a marvel of botanic engineering!” Usopp argued. “Furthermore, it is 100% more effective than-, GACK!!”

At this point, Usopp noticed Teach, who stood in the doorway to O2 like a large, lumbering bear. “Uh, hi,” Teach mumbled, taking another step into the room. Usopp jerked at the greeting, clearly unhappy to see him. Buggy, on the other hand, didn’t seem to react as intensely, although he did squint rather suspiciously.

“What brings you here, Teach?” Buggy asked, balancing a canister in his hand.

Teach crossed the room in three even strides. “Just… walkin’ around. People not seein’ me last time got ‘em suspicious.” He wasn’t lying per se, simply… twisting the truth a bit. “‘Sides, can’t trust nobody.” He let his eyes narrow. “‘Specially not ones who stick up fer each other.”

“If-, if that’s all you came to say, you can just go,” Usopp said, glancing away to evade Teach’s venomous glance. Even still, Teach did leave. He only stopped by to give them an impression, and he needed nothing more. The tunnel leading to Electrical crunched softly beneath his boots. He felt seen, surveyed, observed. The walls had ears, but he couldn’t see them.

When he emerged into Electrical, the crunching didn’t stop even though he had left the tunnel.

He stared back, visions of ghasts clad in red with necks twisted too far back haunting the corridor, limbs twisting around and snapping back into place without rhyme or reason.

Shaking his head, Teach tried to calm his breathing. He-, he’d only done it to survive! They wouldn’t have found anything even if they searched it, this was just as well! Needless slaughter was worse than not knowing who did it! Still, he could still hear that crunching sound. Like someone stalking the hall, or bones and teeth crunching, or, or…

“Ohhhhh, hi Teeeaaach!” Kizaru greeted happily upon noticing Teach, bringing another fistfull of popcorn to his face to crunch down on them. Upon noticing Teach staring at his bag of popcorn, he stretched it out towards the larger man. “Want someee? Zoro went and made it for meeeeee, very nice guyyyy!”

Teach felt flustered. “N-, no!” An embarrassed scowl settled on his face. “The hell are you so happy about? People are dead!”

Kizaru paused for a moment, eyes widening. “But only the Chief has died yeeeeeet?”

Teach’s jaw snapped shut. “Well, err, yeah, but, um… it’s aliens, ‘right? In a way, people ‘ave already died when they got replaced by the imitators, yeah?” Teach argued, trying to make broad gestures while speaking to ensure that the point came across. As shameful as it was, he’d once taken a course in rethorics, and apparently body language was really important, even though it was altogether kinda stupid. The bigger the fist, the better the argument!

Kizaru seemed oddly thoughtful, even though Teach was pretty sure his head was empty. That, or filled with sweet-smelling smoke. A minute or so later, Kizaru beamed a lop-sided open smile. “You’re riiiiight! Why, that’s the most clever thing anybody’s ever said to meeeee~!”

Well, that was easy. “Uh, yeah. Just wanted ‘ta check in on ya.” Teach turned an eye to the cameras, currently showing the entrance to the Laboratory. “I, uh. Seen anybody suspicious?”

Kizaru looked up at the roof, scratching his chin. “Nooooo, Buggy and Usopp have kept in heeeere, Doflamingo and Caesar have stayed in the Laboratory, so the only people about are you, Zoro and Shaaaaanks.” He took a peek back at the cameras, furrowing his brows. “...Though I haven’t seen Shanks in a whileeee…”

“He, uh, isn’t in the Shuttle?”

“Hm? Nah, nahhhh, he left there a while agooooo. And then you came byyyy. Haven’t seen him, have youuu?”

Teach hastily shook his head. “N-, no! I haven’t!”

“That’s fineeee, I trust youuuuu~”

“You shouldn’t.” Teach swivelled his head around, suddenly coming face to face with Zoro. Quiet as a panther. Teach swallowed hard, trying to ignore the stabbing glare Zoro was giving him. “If anything, you should suspect him above any others.”

“Hey!” Teach said, a weak attempt to defend himself.

Meanwhile, Kizaru glanced between the monitor and Zoro, finally giving an embarrassed little smile as he scratched his neck. “Aaahh, Zoroooo, I didn’t see you cominggg. Didn’t you have something to do in the Laboratoryyyy?”

Zoro nodded. “I did, but something’s up with one of the reactors.” He cast a glance at Teach, filled with unkempt hostility. “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about it, would you?” Teach quickly shook his head. “Then, you won’t mind coming with me to check it out either, would you?”

“...No. I wouldn’t.”

“I’ll keep waaaatch~.”

They walked through the hallway in silence. It was obvious Zoro didn’t trust him, just going by the stale way he walked and the tension in his jaw. Even more so by his quick, squinted glances, as if he was keeping an eye on him while at the same time keeping an eye out for any unusual movements. Teach couldn’t say he liked being suspected, but it beat being executed by a long shot.

The door to the outside part of Electrical was shut. Zoro stared at it for a moment, mumbled something about how it wasn’t supposed to be closed, fiddled with his ID-card for a moment before finally getting it open. It opened with a hydraulic pissh, and for a second, Teach couldn’t see anything in that darkness.

Sure, the crackle of electricity did illuminate the enclosed area a bit, but hardly enough for them to notice it at once.

No, what Teach noticed at first was the shower of sparks flying like a waterfall of stars from one of the reactors, making everything around it shine and light up. It was almost beautiful, if Teach hadn’t seen what was causing it.

As it seems, his limbs stopped thrashing about after a while. Smoke billowed from his charred body, emitting one of the most unnerving smells Teach had ever smelled.

Like freshly cooked meat. And nothing else.

Teach could hear Zoro’s toolbox clattering to the floor. “...Holy shit.”

Was there any better description to this scene?

Teach felt like puking, but he couldn’t bring himself to.

Zoro took a shaky step forward, turned to Teach, and spoke. “Go get everyone else. We’ve gotta get him down.” Although the words he spoke were authoritative and strong, his voice was not. It was shaky, unsure. The situation was getting to him, much like it had gotten to Teach.

Teach nodded, and ran off. He’d never been much for running, but now, he had no choice.

He didn’t even take the time to fear an ambush.

Ten minutes later and all members of the expedition stood gathered in Electrical, watching as Zoro briefly switched off the reactors. Smoke still clung to Shanks’ body like his unwilling soul attempting to stave off his own death, but the skyfall of embers ceased falling from him. After that was done, Zoro, Smoker and Teach all worked together to bring his body down to the ground. Apparently, there wasn’t too much actual damage to the actual reactor, but that didn’t make it any better.

Nobody spoke a word. They all collected around his body, an unannounced silent minute ringing out.

#buggy the clown #one piece #among us #fanfiction #caesar the clown #smoker #usopp #zoro #kizaru #shanks #marco the phoenix #doflamingo #marshall d. teach

[the-coolest-mallard]

Like a Kickass Guy | ASC

Louie gets high at Mei’s party and texts Nemo and Tae.

@justkeepdancing-nemo​ @moon-yeongtae​

Louie: holy shit u guyyyyyy Louie: shit has been going dowwwwwwwwn. Or upside down? down and up really lol Louie: i may not have muscles n shit but guess WHAT I DID Tae: hulked out and killed someone? Louie: woah man no! Duuuuuude have u seen me? impossible Louie: i'm too cute to go to jail yet Louie: i mean EVER Louie: im too cute to go to jail EVER Louie: did a keg stand lol. sorta Tae: whoa nice Tae: how you feelin? Louie: a m a z i n g Louie: you won't BELIEVE how good i am Louie: i felt like IRON - no. i felt like CAPTAIN AMERICA. LIKE A KICK ASS Louie: GUY Tae: nice dude i'm glad ur having fun Tae: is mark there Louie: he was here somewhere. he asked me to come Louie: dunno where he went. maybe he's with johnny idk Louie: but who cares lol Louie: i'm great Louie: no more sads Tae: wow you're really drunk huh? Louie: nooooooooooooo Louie: haha I was gonna drink Louie: but then this weird girl showed up Louie: and now i'm super

Tae: but you said you did a keg stand Tae: that's like drinking isnt it? Louie: is it? i thought it was just a hand stand on a keg lol Louie: who knows? not me Tae: i mean i guess Tae: what weird girl Louie: idk blond. weird. she wanted me to CHEAT ON MARK WTF Louie: i mean she seriously helped me out but also Louie: wtf Louie: weird. so weird. but we went to the bathroom and she Louie: gave me t his stuff n i'm like Louie: wow i mean i can't stop talking Louie: i think I've said some seriously stupid shit Tae: wait Tae: what? Louie: what? i didn't tell you anything stupid did I? Louie: i don't think i did. thank god. imaigngi f i told u that Louie: lololol i'd die forever Tae: louie what are you taking about what stuff Louie: stuff? which stuff Louie: im not tellig Tae: what did she give you Louie: ohhhhhhhhhhh Louie: oh i can tell u that haha Louie: she called it all kinds of weird stuff like snow white or whatever which is bizarre af but whatever Louie: i like sniffed it and it felt super whack Tae: LOUIE WHAT THE FUCK Louie: and then it was like Louie: wow Louie: idk man i wanted to not feel sad and i feel good now Tae: holy shit what the fuck i cannot believe Tae: louie that was so dumb Louie: you're so dumb! Louie: no that's not true Louie: you're my faovriedgof person ever Tae: where the fuck is nemo why isn't he here to tell you how stupid that was where are you Tae: you're at mei's right Louie: yeh i crashed lol Louie: well no mark and johnny wanted to crash Louie: and since mark's been cool and let me stay at his place i was like Louie: well i should probs go Tae: yeah well THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING DONE COKE OR WHATEVER YOU DID jesus fuck Nemo: wait wtf did i just read Tae: yeah Tae: i have to go fucking get him Louie: why are you maddddd? im not bugging anyone! i'm having fun! Nemo: wait whats going on! Nemo: louie are you okay? Louie: i'm FINE Louie: i'm super Nemo: he did cocaine? Louie: super human Tae: he's at mei's party and he fucking YES Louie: you could say Louie: ughhh stop making this so big Tae: do you know how many kids my brother had to see in the hospital bc of drugs louie? Nemo: yeah that stuffs really bad Nemo: its human chemicals Nemo: do you feel okay? are you dizzy? Louie: do you know what else is bad? life. being sad. freddie mercury leaving too soon. presidents. earthquakes Nemo: louie D: Louie: tthe hunger games Tae: hey louie seriously how are you feeling like Tae: in your body Louie: that's a weird thing 2 akks dud Louie: im fine! Tae: okay but like Tae: if u close ur eyes and like idk try to feel what's happening like is your heart beating really fast? do you feel like puking? do you feel like you're moving? Louie: oh i mean yeah lol Louie: my heart is skipping faster n when i Louie: wait i gotta shut up shut up Nemo: tae yah is that bad? Nemo: would jun hyung know? Tae: i'm asking him right nwo Louie: so fussy you guys are fussy im gooood Nemo: louie just keep texting u ok Louie: look how good i am Louie: 

Nemo: very pretty Tae: yeah gorgeous how's your breathing Louie: wouldnt u like 2 kno Louie: how's your butt Louie: bet its still kicckable Tae: you have literally never kicked my ass at anything Tae: nemo does your appa know about this stuff? you probably shouldn't ask him huh? Louie: DON'T AOISFJPDOGN Nemo: its human drugs Nemo: so not really Louie: 4 THE LOV OF GOD Louie: that guy lredy probs haaaaaates me Nemo: his magic wouldnt work either i dont think Louie: im a toxin to freidn parnets Nemo: yeah if he ever finds out we woudl be banned from being in the same school i think he'd transfer me to that catholic place and appa hates catholicism Nemo: this is why you shouldnt do drugs louie :heart: dont yu wanna keep being my friend Louie: :cry: :cry: :cry: Louie: you're my best mate wgodidpsdggdfh Louie: you too tae Tae: wow rude Tae: oh okay Louie: wow Louie: dont be such a bitch tae Tae: well you started it when you did cocaine Louie: i used to think u were the coolest but maybe  im demoting u n promoing Louie: nemo Louie: nemo ur the new hottie Tae: the what Louie: what? Tae: louie i'm coming to get you Louie: whyyyyy the partys still partying Louie: ppl be FITIN Louie: man ud fit right in with your muscle bod Louie: well cept one fitghts girls Tae: where are you in the house Louie: idk the dance place. the life space Louie: where everyone is? Nemo: is jun going too? Nemo: aghaldkfjaskldfj Tae: yeah Louie: wait wait wait wait wait Nemo: ugh im sorry i cant be there Louie: where u going Nemo: louie im so sorry just keep texting us Louie: no Louie: i should dkslefadkad Tae: hey louie what's your favorite queen song Louie: skedlolde Louie: what? ohhhhh wow tough choice man i mean Louie: there are soooo many good SONGS Louie: lately i've been listening 2 somebody to love a lot cause i been dfpsogdpsjsd Louie: buuuuuut Tae: i like don't stop me now Louie: that's my OTHER FAVORITE Louie: man u vibe so well with me i hate it Louie: ha ha ha Louie: j k this is why we're bffs Nemo: hey queen was on the CD you gave me Nemo: ive been listening to it! Louie: reallyyyyy? did you like it? Louie: hey hey tae tae. taeeeeeeee. tae you should send a slefdie Louie: slefit Louie: sel fie Nemo: course! i love it Nemo: maybe i'll pick a song and choreo a dance for it Tae: you want a selfie? Louie: oooooo yes please nemo Louie: and def yes pls tae Louie: do smehthing cute Nemo [deleted]: ugh louiealkf Nemo: where's mark again? Nemo: im gonna text mark Louie: idkkkkkkk Tae: 

Louie: he went to do some stuff with johnny Louie: woahhhhhhhhh Louie: waogdisjdpsgjosg Louie: shit Tae: that's me coming to get ur dumb ass Louie: wait ur coming to get me? Louie: shit shit shit wait i gotta skedoled Louie: skedadled Tae: what? Louie: well much as i think ur great im ok Louie: also i thinkk hoooo shit Louie: gotta ifnd a window lol Tae: louie if you don't stay there i will fucking murder you Tae: i'm serious Louie: deth by tae or tdeth by uncle d when he fins out Louie: shit mn if i stay its a double featur Nemo: :/ Nemo: please louie, we're worried about you Nemo: we love you! we just want to make sure you're okay Tae: yeah Tae: you're gonna stay the night with me okay Louie: oh god Tae: it'll be great Louie: hahaahahahahahaha Louie: N E M O Louie: tell him why i suddenly Louie: sgosigdsgsdg Nemo: louie  i think you should Nemo: um drink water Louie: im good ill just find Louie: makr Louie: mark Nemo: that's also good please find mark Louie: n go to his place? Tae: what did i say Nemo: nothing he's on drugs Tae: i said stay put Louie: im really good thouuuugh Louie: n mark will look out for me Louie: marks nce Tae: well mark left u alone and you did cocaine so i mean not that that's his fault i'm just saying Nemo: ugh what if mark did cocaine Nemo: u dont think mark did cocaine did he Louie: dont blae me him 4 ME BEING ME Tae: DID MARK DO COCAINE Louie: honestly i dont dieossgodkh Louie: NO Tae: fuck Nemo: he might not have! we dont know Louie: i dont deesrve mrk naywayl ol Tae: nemo never do cocaine please Nemo: i cant see mark lee doing cocaine unless someone told him it was fun dip Louie: he n johnny were just doing fun stuff 2gether Tae: lmfao Nemo: id probably DIE if i did cocaine so dont worry ahha Nemo: big no no for fairies Louie: speaking of immenditd death Louie: we sure windows r no go Nemo: which is why u shouldnt do it solidarity c'mon louie Tae: if you aren't there when i get there i will be very upset Nemo: he will be Nemo: wont u louie Louie: im scared i dont want the lady 2 yell at me Louie: pls i wanna leave Tae: I'm almost there Louie: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD= Louie: what if i hid in the bathroom Nemo: its gonna be okay louie :heart: Nemo: just um, sing a little queen Louie: no its not ill be ded 4ever n dragged home n stuck with my asshole fam n never escape n ded Nemo: you won't be dead you'll be safe Louie: shit someone said its the COPS Louie: im double triple dead Louie: n thats bullshit Louie: my fam isnt safe they suuuuuuuck Tae: WHERE ARE YOU Tae: fuck there are so many people Louie: trapped in the prison of xistance Louie: a house of horrs Louie: horors Tae: i'm serious louie i can't find you Louie: just make urself taller Louie: ill see you Tae: i'm gonna yell for you Louie: ok ok ok Nemo: ugh fksjf

#justkeepdancing-nemo #moon-yeongtae #t: like a kickass guy #r: lemo #r: taekwonduck #r: afternoon snack club #tw: drugs #i mean that's a main topic

[aceoftwos]

so... i went to the dentist’s. and got fucked up on anesthetic. insisted i was franziska von karma for a good two hours. this is the results. 

simon says and charlie yells is me, bunster is bunny, toast is tammy, and jammin’ ninja is brian. 

private chat - bunny 

[5:54:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my spelling is shi a dn i accused th anaesthetiaologist or murder whe n iwoke up??? [5:54:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wHY DID I DO THAT????????????????????? [5:55:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mouth tastes like  sand paper thingk i'm drooling but no proof. [5:55:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: there was several ppl in surgery why accuse her she has cats, was nothing but nice. [5:56:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CATS?? THEY WERE SO CUYE TBH. [5:56:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm sry i don't have th mental acalpacity to reply rn/ [5:57:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i'm ry you're angry?? i jsut love and want the best ofr you and it isn't murder. [5:57:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you didn't kill anyways, right?? [5:57:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no, no, no you would never what am i talkimng about [5:58:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny is just just [5:58:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i just [5:58:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: loce you??? you 'd never murder anyone [5:59:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: funny pls answer i need someone to alk to until ele'strem starts [5:59:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i dont accuseo [5:59:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: accuse you of mjrderi promie [6:00:14 PM] bunster: ??? [6:00:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:00:47 PM] bunster: Omg hi [6:00:55 PM] bunster: You're acting so so funny [6:01:00 PM] bunster: Don't worry, I didn't murder [6:01:03 PM] bunster: I love you too [6:01:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI I LOV E YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING [6:02:01 PM] bunster: Just some homework!!! [6:02:07 PM] bunster: What about you? How's your face? [6:04:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my face is NYMB. [6:04:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HATE IT SO MUCH [6:04:31 PM] bunster: It's kinda nice tho! :3 [6:04:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: could'even properly accuse anyone of murder??? [6:04:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: what knida man am i????? [6:04:49 PM] bunster: The best kind! [6:05:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: buT MURDER???? [6:05:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny i accumsed a man or murder and could'nt even back it up with vidence???? [6:05:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT WASX AOMWNA FUCK [6:06:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AHE AWS SO NICE HE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CAT [6:07:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca't tell me if she's a got photographer or lying to make her case with professional photos?? [6:08:11 PM] bunster: Omg [6:08:16 PM] bunster: I see you love cats [6:08:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: omg ty i was about to skype brian if you didn't answwer [6:08:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ik ik shit about him but that would stil lbe blackmail [6:08:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I COULD BLACK HIM BUT, [6:09:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: secret secret stuff tbh i can't tell you it'd incriminate him i pleade the fifth for him [6:10:00 PM] bunster: Omg [6:10:08 PM] bunster: It's ok, ya don't gotta tell me [6:10:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my mouth tastes like shit why this [6:10:32 PM] bunster: I'm sorry [6:10:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm trying to condut a muder investigatio ain't nobody got time for this shit [6:12:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she' must've done it but no proof??? [6:13:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whERE'S THE DEAD BODY [6:13:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME SHE MUST BE LYING  [6:14:52 PM] bunster: Omg you're so silly [6:15:03 PM] bunster: Find the murder weapon! [6:15:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FEAR I AM DEATH I AM THE NIGHT [6:15:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't?? i'm lying in my room dying [6:15:21 PM] bunster: Are you batman? [6:15:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO???????? [6:15:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybE?

private chat - brian 

[6:14:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: brian brian i was knowedl out for lik 4hrw is it possible to hide and body in that time and coverup [6:15:34 PM] jammin' ninja: what [6:17:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: biAN THERE WAS MURDER THIS IS SRS [6:18:16 PM] jammin' ninja: what?? EXPLAIN. [6:18:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the aesthetic lady did it i k?? [6:18:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: talk to unny they know [6:19:13 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:19:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ASK BUNNY [6:20:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca'nt repeat too muc h [6:20:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: rbs kink meme has bunny ask them [6:21:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hs chat is good to solve a murer righht??? intent purpsoe tofay

group chat - members: bunny, brian, charlie, tammy 

[6:20:57 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny? [6:21:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: they askd me if i'm batman maybe they can't be trusted [6:21:48 PM] jammin' ninja: You there? Charlotte is saying something about a murder but I honestly can't understand and have no idea what's going on. [6:21:57 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:22:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'M NOT BATMAS [6:22:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR CHRISTMAS [6:22:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte are you okay? [6:22:41 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO??? there's murder happene but i have no prrof and i'm stuck at home. [6:23:16 PM] jammin' ninja: happened or happening? [6:23:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: past [6:24:04 PM] jammin' ninja: and you saw it happen? [6:24:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no i was out for 4hhhrs [6:24:53 PM] simon says and charlie yells: an drugged now [6:25:24 PM] jammin' ninja: what happened? [6:25:33 PM] jammin' ninja: where did it happen? [6:25:46 PM] toast: Dude what the heck is going on?! [6:25:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: woke up accused aesthic lady or murder [6:25:56 PM] toast: Woah what??? [6:26:03 PM] jammin' ninja: aesthic? [6:26:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WAS NOTHING BUT INCE AND SHOWED ME CAT PICS BUT IK???? [6:26:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no can't type word [6:26:18 PM] jammin' ninja: anasthetic? [6:26:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeS THAT [6:26:26 PM] jammin' ninja: oh. [6:26:33 PM] jammin' ninja: you're hopped up on anasthetic. [6:26:37 PM] toast: Ohhhhh [6:26:42 PM] jammin' ninja: well that explains a lot. [6:26:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BUT THERE'S STILL A MURDEER BRIAN [6:26:51 PM] toast: Yeah XD [6:26:58 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte there wasn't a murder. [6:27:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TAMMY YOU'TR ALIVE [6:27:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:27:09 PM] toast: I've always been alive [6:27:13 PM] toast: Hi [6:27:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I MISSED YOU [6:27:23 PM] toast: I've missed you to! <3 [6:27:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Anasthetic messes with your mind. [6:27:45 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i questned her [6:27:46 PM] toast: Yeah I mean I've never been on it but I've heard that to [6:27:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: have testimon7 right here [6:27:56 PM] toast: Questioned who? [6:28:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: aesthic lady [6:28:08 PM] toast: Oh [6:28:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the paper rly wet why this [6:28:32 PM] jammin' ninja: If she'd commited a murder she wouldn't tell you that. [6:28:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she denied it but i have all questns [6:28:54 PM] toast: Listen to Brian Charlie [6:29:08 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Anasthetic screws with your mind. [6:29:13 PM] jammin' ninja: You're imagining things. [6:29:54 PM] toast: Oh my gosh Charlie's gonna look back at this and think "what the **** was I thinking" [6:30:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny believes me excuuse you brain [6:30:17 PM] jammin' ninja: I think you need to rest for a while, Charlotte. [6:30:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe you't in on it???? [6:30:28 PM] toast: Lol [6:30:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't sleep tell me no sleep [6:30:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Rest is not sleep. Just try to relax. [6:31:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: will when steam is back on [6:31:10 PM] jammin' ninja: There's no murder. You're basically on a bad drug trip right now. [6:31:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AM NOT FUCK YOU [6:31:28 PM] jammin' ninja: I've seen people on anasthetic who thought fish were drowning. [6:31:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AREN'T THY??? THERE ARE FISH IN THE OCEAN THE OCEAN IS A MURDER [6:31:53 PM] toast: Lol [6:32:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH DIE BRIAN [6:32:08 PM] jammin' ninja: I can't tell how serious you are right now but either way it's disturbing. [6:32:11 PM] toast: Yup oceans are definitely murderers [6:32:17 PM] simon says and charlie yells: WHOS GONNA KILL TEM EXCEPT THE OCEAN [6:32:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Tammy, don't encourage her. [6:32:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SEE TAMMY BELEIVE MEs [6:32:33 PM] toast: I'm sorry it's just funny to me XD [6:32:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: theres nothing funny about murder tammy how dare [6:33:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the ocean killed peple and that' sfunny to yu????????? [6:33:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i changed my mind tammy isn't on my side [6:33:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: guILTY [6:33:34 PM] *** toast has renamed this conversation to "I don't know what's going on anymore" *** [6:33:51 PM] *** simon says and charlie yells has renamed this conversation to "GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *** [6:34:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why does it say i'm sto pple?? idk who simon is [6:34:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: two [6:34:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: too? [6:34:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Put the phone or computer down and take a break. [6:34:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: to??? [6:34:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CCANT BRIAN THERES MURDER TO SOLVE [6:35:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you think you can solve it while your mind is addled by anasthetic? You have to wait for it to wear off first. Then you can solve it with a clear mind. [6:37:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOU [6:37:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HUSBAND REPLYING ON MEE I WON'T LET AESTHTIC STOPO MEEE??? [6:38:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it wouldn honestly hlep yi you fer being srs??? [6:38:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get wit the program brian there a murder [6:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i need help not lunacy [6:38:51 PM] jammin' ninja: You can't even type properly, and you're accusing me of lunacy? [6:38:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YEES [6:39:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MY MOTO SKILLS ARE IMPARED SO WHAT [6:39:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HAVE A MURDER TO FIC [6:39:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I wish you luck with that. [6:39:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOUr NOT HELPING [6:40:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGERTH YOU FOOLISH FOLL TAST MY WHIP [6:40:18 PM] jammin' ninja: How could I help? I have no evidence. [6:40:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SO FIND SOME???????????????????/ [6:40:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I don't have a car. [6:40:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVIDENCE IS NTHNG TO YOU FUCKNIG DUMBASS ATTORNEY ANYWAYS [6:40:53 PM] toast: I thought franziska Von karma had a whip? [6:41:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOURE FULL OF CONJECTURE [6:41:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeah and 'm not agrafi to use it?? [6:41:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't care yif you're my brothe fuck off. [6:41:49 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are your brother. [6:42:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ILMES EDGWORT YOU'RE STILL A VONKARM HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME [6:42:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM PERFECTIN [6:42:42 PM] jammin' ninja: You said you're Edgeworth though. [6:42:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOUEvidence. [6:43:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO?? why would i be that foolish foll of a little bro of mine??? [6:43:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: lIES [6:43:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSES THE PROSECUTIOON I AM GOD [6:44:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MANFRED VON KARMA GOD OR PREOSECUTORS [6:45:51 PM] jammin' ninja: I give up. [6:46:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THA LAW DOESN GIVE UP [6:46:52 PM] toast: Yeah I'm just gonna let Von karma do her own thing and let her believe whatever she wants [6:47:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: vom karma is alwyas pefec [6:47:22 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm not the law. Therefore I can give up. [6:47:23 PM] toast: Yup [6:47:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOU ARE A VON KARMA VONKARMAS DO WHAT THEY WANT [6:47:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY ARE A LAW UNTO THEMSELVES [6:49:09 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm Brian, not a Von Karma. [6:52:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BRIAN VON KARMS [6:52:42 PM] jammin' ninja: Welp, I tried. [6:53:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OEOCUTE TIS CASE THERE'S A CLEAR GUILT PARTY [6:53:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVEN NICK CAN'T ATOP US [6:57:58 PM] jammin' ninja: You seem to have this one handled. [6:58:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I DO NOT I'M IN BED RECOVEING [6:58:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE CRIME SCENE [6:58:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get it thru your fucking hea miles edgwort [6:59:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you prosecut for me when i got shot but no now??????????/ [6:59:36 PM] jammin' ninja: Okay, okay, I'll deal with it. I'll need a few hours though, to make sure I search every inch. [7:00:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT BACK TO ME AS YOU FIND THINS OR I WHIP [7:00:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: scruffy will follow you to make sure!!! [7:00:59 PM] jammin' ninja: Alright, will do. 

private chat - bunny 

[7:03:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:25:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: at least finall investigat is overeay [7:25:46 PM] bunster: lol [7:25:48 PM] bunster: v good [7:26:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: speAKING OF KAY [7:26:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: didd that foolish fool find enough for you to run a simulation?????? [7:27:11 PM] bunster: nah not yet. We wait. [7:27:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mies edgewoth is a food as alsoyas [7:27:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TELL HIM YHAT IF HE DOESN'T FIND RESULTS SOON [7:27:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'LL FIRE HIM [7:28:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CAN DO THAT I AM THE ALAW. [7:28:30 PM] bunster: of course of course

group chat - members:  bunny, brian, charlie, tammy

[7:04:39 PM] bunster: brian is totes the murderer tammy is innocent [7:04:55 PM] bunster: -disappears into the night- [7:05:07 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are murderers, we're working on the case, you derp. [7:05:26 PM] toast: Yeah exactly [7:05:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:05:39 PM] bunster: THAT'S WHAT A MURDERER WOULD SAY [7:05:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SCRUFFY ISN'T INNOCNT SHE'S A FOOL [7:06:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FOOLISH FOOL DETECTI VE TOO ATTACHED TO MY MILES EDGWORTH HE'S GUITLY [7:06:39 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny, stop goofing around and get to work. We have a murder to solve. [7:07:11 PM] bunster: oh shit yeh yeh I'll get on it [7:07:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'D SEE MY WAY EVENTUALLY MILES EDGEWORTH [7:07:19 PM] bunster: lol [7:07:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get to work kay!!!! [7:07:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay you had one job [7:07:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: doen't [7:07:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't steal any evidence [7:07:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:07:58 PM] bunster: this is kinda hilarious [7:07:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgewrth is incompetent he needs all the evidence he can get [7:08:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EXCUSE YOU DON'T LAUGH SOMEONE IS DEAD [7:08:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: idk who yet but???? murde [7:13:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: reports??? i'ts been hrs [7:14:19 PM] jammin' ninja: it's been minutes. [7:14:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: jsut bc i' not there doesn't mee you can slACK OFF [7:14:27 PM] jammin' ninja: i'm not even there yet. [7:14:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: NO IT HAS NOT [7:14:36 PM] jammin' ninja: traffic is terrible. [7:14:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GET A FUCKINLE CLOCK MILES [7:14:59 PM] *** Group call *** [7:15:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:11 *** [7:15:15 PM] bunster: ? [7:15:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: that report was terrible [7:15:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nothing but silence??? [7:15:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who initiated thati  was them fire [7:17:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whoevr was is firec when i find out [7:19:03 PM] bunster: omg [7:19:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: can' figr ou this foolishly fllosih sifr desidnged buy a foolsihly foolish fool!!!! [7:19:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who start the calll?????????????/ [7:21:01 PM] bunster: not meeeeee [7:21:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I REQUIRW TESTIMONY [7:21:28 PM] jammin' ninja: It was clearly Wright. He's trying to butt in to our investigation. [7:21:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PHOENIX WRIGHT CAN CROSSEXAMINE IT [7:21:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oh good point [7:21:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeh okay [7:21:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fuck phonix wright he is a foOL [7:22:00 PM] bunster: lol [7:23:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth may be foolishly infatuated with him buT HE'S STILL GETTING IN OUR WAY??? LET THE MANY INVESTIGAT IN PEACE [7:23:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PSEAKING OF [7:23:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: RPEORT [7:25:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEWORTH A VON KARMA DOESN'T TOLERATE TARDINESS [7:27:20 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm a little tied up at the moment. [7:27:36 PM] jammin' ninja: By that, I mean I've found a bowtie. [7:27:48 PM] jammin' ninja: It's quite cool. [7:28:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Searching is ongoing. I'll report when I've found something more significant. [7:32:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: boW TIE??? [7:33:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE CONE'S INVOLVED [7:33:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THAT MEANTS THERE WAS TOTALY A MURDER [7:33:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KID CAN'T TALK FIVE FOTT WITHOUT RUNNING INT  A FUCKING MURDER. [7:33:43 PM] jammin' ninja: Upon closer inspection it's actually a necktie. [7:34:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he pattern fish [7:34:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ??? [7:34:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH PATTERN???? [7:34:45 PM] jammin' ninja: You know those ugly hawiian shirts? It's like that, but worse. [7:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE KILLED HIM [7:35:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ONLY HIS FASHION SENSE IS THAT BAD [7:35:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR LARRY [7:35:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but larry isn't answering skyppp [7:35:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: so focus on investigating gumshow [7:35:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but gumshoee isn't in chat either??? disappered a whole a go. [7:36:04 PM] jammin' ninja: I've also found a discarded orange peel. [7:36:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Wait, no, this is a tangerine peel. [7:36:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hori likes oranges she ate so many her nails went orange on point [7:36:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oranges mikan tangerine ssame dif??? it's orange [7:37:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  don't dare start feeding me conjecture miles ik what i'm talkngi about [7:37:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM THE LAW [7:37:29 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes, Mrs. Law. [7:37:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FRANZY VON KARMA EXCUSE YOU [7:37:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't spelll name rn [7:38:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fransizka? [7:38:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzisika? [7:38:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzy [7:38:21 PM] jammin' ninja: I know. Focus on recovering. [7:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm franyyyyyyy [7:38:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I WILL FOCUS WHEN YOU FIND RESULTS [7:39:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe better for me to get out there sooner and take over because you're incompetent thoug [7:40:05 PM] jammin' ninja: There's a cat. I'm petting the cat. It's a nice cat. Not evidence, though. [7:40:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OYU HATE CATS [7:40:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ARE YOU BETRAYING PESS????/ [7:40:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:40:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't pet the cat aren't you allergy [7:41:58 PM] jammin' ninja: I'll be fine. I'm just hoping if I pet it enough it'll be satisfied and go away so I can keep searching in peace. [7:42:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: surprise efficient stratwegy from you miles edgeworth [7:42:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: msy you arent useless [7:43:01 PM] jammin' ninja: Thank you. [7:43:20 PM] jammin' ninja: ...Okay the cat has left. [7:43:28 PM] jammin' ninja: Resuming my search. [7:43:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  is scruffy still following you i told him two [7:44:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: isn't answering skyype [7:44:20 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes. His phone died. Forgot to charge it. [7:45:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he annoying yo [7:46:00 PM] jammin' ninja: No. He's proving quite useful, actually. He found some strange crumbs from some kind of pastry. [7:46:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did you find a body [7:46:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: how did you get them to let you in [7:47:19 PM] jammin' ninja: No body. I told them I'm an investigator, of course. [7:48:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: okay but usually theyre dickfaces i hate peolpe [7:48:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY MEVER LET YOU IN [7:49:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DID YOU KILL SOMEONE TO CREATE A CRIME SCNEE TO INVESTIGATE AND FORCE THEM TO LET YOU IN, MILES EDGEWORRHH???? [7:49:42 PM] jammin' ninja: No. [7:50:22 PM] jammin' ninja: ...They may have turned me away at first. But I insisted until they gave up. [7:50:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i mean they'd le me in i'm von karma and you may have been one but you never too kthat name and you're a foOL [7:50:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGWORTH ISN'T THAT ANNOYING [7:50:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it was gumshow wasn't it [7:50:51 PM] jammin' ninja: maybe. [7:51:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i knew it my cases are always perfect there was no room for doubt [7:52:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: unless phoenix wright somehow go word and started being his usual foolish self [7:52:47 PM] jammin' ninja: ...He was just leaving as I arrived... [7:52:57 PM] jammin' ninja: So he already knows. [7:53:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND??? did you press him for information? [7:53:36 PM] jammin' ninja: I tried. He was having none of it. [7:53:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't tell me you passed up a chance to talk to him i know you miles edgeworth [7:53:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DON'T GIVE ME THAT THE MAN LIVES TO TALK AND MAKE A NUISANCE OF HIMSELF [7:54:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND SO DOES MS FEY [7:54:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: was she not there?? [7:54:35 PM] jammin' ninja: No. And he was in a rush, for once. [7:54:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wha happened to my girlfriend miles was she not there to annoy you that measn smth is wrong where is she is she okay [7:54:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND YOU DIDN'T SEND SCRUFFY TO TAIL HIM??????? [7:55:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT'S CASE RELATED [7:55:40 PM] jammin' ninja: I did, but he gave us the slip. Surprising, considering how much he stands out. [7:57:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: and hew asn't at his agency?????? [7:57:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did yuo try asking trucy [7:58:18 PM] jammin' ninja: Apparently he left as soon as he got back. Something about checking out another place. He's clearly looking in the wrong places, though. [7:58:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why so? [7:58:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [7:59:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I've found what appears to be a rubber chicken covered in barbeque sauce. This is too strange to not be relevant. [8:01:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it is irrelevant if yo can' prove it'ss related with Logic!!!! [8:01:56 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you have any ideas? I'm having difficulty with this one. [8:02:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: turn your thinknig around [8:02:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: now how was it realte [8:02:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why would it be ther is it wasn't? ? [8:02:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ask witnesse [8:05:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [8:05:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEOWTH [8:07:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm forced to assume soometing has impeded your progress [8:07:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is it gumshoe [8:08:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: or did phoenix wright return??? [8:08:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: STOP LETTING YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLSIH CRUSH ON A FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL DDISTRACT YOU??? [8:10:56 PM] bunster: I CANT HELP IT [8:11:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ?????????????????/ [8:11:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay faraday what are you on about [8:11:57 PM] bunster: I'm gaaaaay [8:12:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FINNIN AND MICKEY AND TED CONFESSED TO MUDERER????? [8:12:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: INVESTIGATION OS REQUITRED [8:12:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY FARADAY YOU'RE ON THE JOB [8:13:13 PM] bunster: Oh my lord [8:13:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MIESL EDGWRTH IS CLEARLY USELESS [8:13:31 PM] bunster: Nooooo! [8:14:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: if he refuses to report then he is useless to me!! [8:14:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: a von karma demands perfection!!!! [8:16:47 PM] jammin' ninja: Report: Wright is back. I have succeeded in convincing him to join me for what he believes is a friendly dinner. I will use this opportunity to subconciously drill him for information on what he has discovered so far. [8:17:14 PM] jammin' ninja: Radio silence for now. He must believe the ruse if this is to succeed. [8:17:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: going on a date with your cruh does not constituate an investigation miles edgeowrth!!!!! [8:19:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE REPORT [8:20:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mile edgeworyh is clearly useless and i require your equally useless, if responsive presence!!!!! [8:26:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOUR ICON IS GREEN [8:33:18 PM] bunster: Omg lol [8:33:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY. [8:33:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORtt [8:33:40 PM] bunster: WHAT [8:33:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE MURDER, KAY FARADAY. THE MURDER!!!! [8:34:22 PM] bunster: Report: I still don't have enough information for a simulation but I'm trying to make something with what I've got. There could be some holes in the thing tho [8:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: any body? [8:34:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: alibis? [8:35:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: witnesses? ?? [8:35:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth is useless and humshoe refusse to respond you're only lead [8:36:08 PM] bunster: Hmmmm there's no proof that the murderer was where they claimed to be. No witnesses have come forward [8:36:27 PM] bunster: My info ain't helpful I'm sorry

#charlie chatters #ace attorney #friends #thIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME EVER #WHAT THE FUCK DRUGGED ME #WHAT WERE YOU DOING #i'm going to be teased for fucking ever i swear #this is the funniest shit #long read tho?? #anyways after that i came to my sense #the rp is still going #brian has never pplayed ace attorney #suprisingly convincing miles despite that?? #NO ONE HAS SEEN AA EXCEPT ME AND TAMMY #THIS RP IS A GLORIOUS TRAINWRECK