#8bbc

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

[8bbc theme fades out] Caldwell: Uh-- I'm ready to start the show whenever you are, daddy! [Murph laughs] Emily: (accented) Daddy! I want to start the show! Murph: Ohhh, welcome to 8-bit book club, the only book club that makes you dumber! I'm Brian Murphy joined as always by my life slash comedy partner Emily Axford. Emily: Kamehameha! [Caldwell laughs] Murph: That has nothing to do with what we're doing today! [Emily laughs.] We're doing a Mario book and you're just shouting things from Dragon Ball Z? And now you're just laughing and you're just out of commission? And, um, why not, the Krillin to my Goku, Caldwell Tanner. [Emily and Caldwell laugh. Emily continues wordlessly laughing in the background as Murph and Caldwell talk.] Caldwell: I had a whole thing about Koopas ready and you fuckin' threw it off! Murph, laughing: Yeah, the whole thing's thrown off. We… Caldwell: We're already off the path. Murph: We're already off the path! Emily's been so weird the past few days, I was just telling Caldwell about how she's been prankin' me. By-- (laughs) She went to Starbucks the other day, I asked her to get me a large iced coffee, she insisted she was only gonna get me a small iced coffee. And then, Emily, do you wanna tell everyone the prank that you did when you came back? Emily: Okay. Then I-- Caldwell: Yeah, tell them the excellent goof that you pulled. Murph: Yeah, the good switcheroo! Emily: Okay, here's the good switcheroo! [Caldwell laughs.] I came back and I said-- "I know you wanted a large, I wanted to get you a small, so I split the difference and I got you a venti… straw." And I gave him a small iced coffee but with the biggest straw there. [Caldwell laughs] Murph: Yeah, so… it was… Emily: Did it look pretty silly as I was walking home from? Yeah! I think everyone probably saw me and was like "that girl's going to goof!" Murph: It was-- it was pretty silly, it was definitely a harmless goof, and yet it was-- um-- she ultimately did me a favor that I didn't wanna say thank you for. You know what I mean? Caldwell: Right. Right, cause you didn't-- it didn't keep you up? It was the right sized coffee that you needed? Murph: Well, no, it was nice thing for her to pick me up a coffee when she was out, but then she owned me when she came home. [Emily laughs] For no reason! Caldwell: Did the barista ask-- were they like-- "Well, I don't understand, you don't have a venti drink." Did you have to explain that you were taking your husband to goof town? Emily: Um, no. I would have said those words exactly if they had asked, but actually it's sort of a self service station for straws there at Starbucks. Caldwell: Oh, right. Emily: So I was using the Starbucks self-service straw station. Caldwell: They probably get a lot of people picking up those venti straws for like, crafts and stuff. They're very sturdy. Emily: Oh, yeah. You could also make a gorge necklace out of them! Murph: Yeah, you could make a good straw cabin out of that! Caldwell: Mhm. A straw-bridge. Murph: What the fuck are we talking about? [Emily and Caldwell laugh] Um, we-- wuh. Man, I can't even talk.

#8 bit book club #8bbc #naddpod #brian murphy #caldwell tanner #emily axford #this made me so <3333 #8bbclips

[yoursonlucifer]

"emily axford not interested?" [in a mysterious vampire woman with a long cape]

love murph just being like you? my bisexual wife? not attracted to a hot woman? are you sure?

#naddpod #8bbc #8 bit book club #not another dnd podcast #tag for when i write posts #axmurph #emily axford #brian murphy

[queenshammer]

Some of my favorite Olaf’s Frooze Your Own Adventure quotes… Caldwell Tanner is the voice of a generation, just maybe not this one.

#if this doesn’t convince you to subscribe to the patreon… #naddpod #caldwell tanner #8bbc #8 bit book club #frozen #spoilers for frozen 2 #lmaooo

[rooolt]

no plot twist more exhilarating than in the most recent 8bbc when they realized the lizard sidekick was actually an anthropomorphic jacked lizard and the second most exhilarating plot twist was when Brian Murphy realized they accidentally skipped the entire beginning of the book

#Also bonus points for the lizard being named #Fucking sars #naddpod #8bbc #8 bit book club

[quicklings]

naddpod crew watching smth always elevated by the fact that emily never remembers a goddamn thing about it bc she was doing a thousand other things. except that one specific moment she will have a deeply profound hypothesis about.

#i love a brand #naddpod #8bbc #emily axford #emspeak

[leghorned]

cannot believe that caldwell tanner wrote 10k words of frozen fanfic in his free time. he's my patron saint of earnestly and unironically committing to the bit

#naddpod #8bbc #of course reminded me of the 8bbc ep in which emily cries over the final fantasy fanfic caldwell pens for her #which is perhaps one of the most genuine acts of friendship i have ever witnessed

[cosmiado]

there is little that i hold as close to my heart as i do Adventure Book Theater. Loris and Loris Daddy. our good friend Sam who's always been there for us. the Brussels hookup (which, of course, did not take place in Brussels). our shitty 40-year-old cousin who leaked secrets from Boeing. completely ignoring everything else to instead focus on hitting on Lydia. a man dressed like a rat dressed like a sexy professor and four literal actual chickens pro-wrestling together. what more could you possibly want from any piece of media ever

#naddpod #8bbc #adventure book theatre #i absolutely forgot some good bits so please feel free to add on #listen i just deeply love stupid shit okay. these episodes are like potato chips to me

[queencaramilflinda]

Only the two crew could make Caldwells frooze your own adventure book more chaotic than it already is. I felt delirious after reading the document and then the state of utter madness I entered when i pressed play on the episode nearly astral projected me into another plane of existence. 10/10 would recommend

#like I said in other tags earlier. I watched frozen 2 set to the Thiala fight. I love frozen and NADDPod. if this bit is for anyone it’s me #cienna talks #NADDPod #8bbc

[operationslipperypuppet]

I love when naddpod does an adventure book and straight up makes every possible wrong choice. This wrestling one made it better because Murph had logical reasonings for them being wrong most of the times and they still chose the other options. Iconic

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #8bbc

[emiko-matsui]

#8 bit book club #8bbc #brian murphy #emily axford #caldwell tanner #jake hurwitz #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #polls

[hector-the-milk-inspector]

The latest 8 bit book club

#naddpod #8 bit book club #8bbc

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Caldwell, reading: Behind her, a sultry troubled voice offers a reply. (Adam Driver voice) "I know, right?" [Emily and Murph cackle. Caldwell laughs, too.] Caldwell: (Adam Driver voice) "So unprofessional." (continues reading) Emily turns to find the owner of this husky tenor. And finds herself face to face with famous Hollywood actor Adam Driver. [Murph cackles. Emily laughs.] Murph: Caldwell! This is so goddamn good! Caldwell, laughing: On each of his legs si-- on each of his legs sits a huge bearded dragon wearing a tiny tuxedo. [Emily squeals with laughter.] Murph: You're gonna make her cry again! Caldwell: We should be livestreaming this. Murph: I know, this is-- Emily: How do you--?! Murph: Her reaction is insane. Caldwell: Murph can you please get some video if you don't mind, sir. Emily: Murph, how do you know when I'm about to cry? I feel like every time that the tears start to come to my eyes, you're like "Emily's gonna cry." [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: (laughs) Cause we're married! Caldwell: It's part of the deal! Emily: Yeah, I look great, I'm beautiful. I-- Murph: I agree. Caldwell, reading: On each of his legs sits a huge bearded dragon wearing a tiny tuxedo.

#8bbc #8 bit book club #8bbclips #but we all need some joy amongst the insanity lol lol #brian murphy #emily axford #caldwell tanner #naddpod #feels insane to post this after the general naddpod vibes i've been having today

[a-majus]

I need people to know the true origin of mmmmememinemly

#also just want to note that this is not where the caramel m&m discussion ends #naddpod #8bbc #this is also a ploy to get more people to listen to 8bbc

[suplexingsteve]

Do you think frozonyx 2 Olaf and jelsaica would be friends

#incomprehensible #naddpod #trinyvale #8bbc #8 bit book club #caldwell tanner

[rooolt]

only canon axmurph pc romance between Johnny Fresh-ly hatched the wrestler and one of his pet chickens

#Naddpod #not another dnd podcast #8bbc #8 bit book club

[quicklings]

the time caldwell fell into an existential crisis bc his father came to visit him at work and everyone asked him why he didn't have a southern accent afterward and he genuinely didn't know is legit so funny. it's made funnier by the occasion for him telling that anecdote which is that emily and murph were constructing elaborate ways his dad would be embarrassed by him at his funeral.

#i love 8bbc it's rly helping me through a Time rn #it's so off the wall funny #8 bit book club #8bbc #naddpod #caldwell tanner #emspeak