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satyr-gardens · 1 year

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Gym Time.

The alarm blared at 9 am, jolting Cadmus from his slumber. He groggily glared at the intrusive noise, only to realize he had no plans for the day. Those were the moments he cherished the most—when he could laze around, perhaps indulge in a rejuvenating spa session or treat himself to a relaxing facial. He relished the idea of sleeping in and disregarded the peculiar shadowy figure lurking in the corner of his room. However, before he could fully embrace the day, his tranquility was abruptly shattered.

Oh no. A sudden tendril snaked around Cadmus' leg, lifting him effortlessly into the air. He couldn't help but let out a frustrated cry, "GOD DAMN IT, KARNUS! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET IN HERE?" Cadmus quickly grabbed a nearby silk sheet, attempting to cover himself. After all, he rarely wore anything to bed.

With a mischievous grin, Karnus, his younger brother, maintained his hold on Cadmus, dangling him in mid-air. "Come on, Cad. You know the drill. If I had told you beforehand, you would have made it more difficult for me. It's gym time!" Karnus playfully dropped Cadmus with a satisfying thud, preparing to drag him along for their exercise session.

Cadmus grumpily stood up and draped the sheet around him like a makeshift toga. "I'm not going, it's Sunday! Besides, I have my own gym, Karny."

Karnus smirked, undeterred by Cadmus' resistance. "Yes, I know you have your own gym, but we're going to mine today. You use your gym as a pickup spot, and that's precisely why we're going elsewhere. Now, hurry up and get dressed. Our parents are waiting in the car."

Cadmus raised an eyebrow in surprise. "You brought them along? What's the occasion?"

Karnus grinned proudly. "Well, it's Mother's Day. I thought it would be nice to have a family get-together."

Cadmus let out an exasperated groan. Of course, it was Mother's Day. He mentally reminded himself to send Al and Stan flowers later. "What about Bennie and Syliph? Are they joining us?"

Karnus shook his head. "No, they're both busy. We'll meet them for lunch later."

Cadmus snapped his fingers, instantly transformed into proper gym attire, though his melting eyeliner still made him look a bit disheveled. "Why don't they have to go to the gym?"

Karnus shrugged nonchalantly. "Because they manage to keep up with their exercise without anyone asking them to."

"You little piece of..." Cadmus began, his words trailing off as he realized he was wasting his breath. "Fine. I'll meet you downstairs once I'm ready."

"Just don't make us wait Caddy."

A little while later, Cadmus, holding a coffee cup in hand, joined his family outside and climbed into the car. However, in his haste, he accidentally bumped his horns against the door frame. "SHIT!" he exclaimed, wincing in pain, before noticing his parents seated inside. "Hey Pops, Hey Dad," he greeted them, attempting to recover his composure.

Alphonse and Stan, completely absorbed in each other's embrace, finally acknowledged Cadmus's presence. Alphonse cast a concerned glance at his son. "Good morning, Cadmus... You're looking... pale. You had time to get coffee, but not for us?"

Cadmus smirked and fastened his seat belt, ready for the banter. "Well, considering I'm probably paying for lunch today, I figured it didn't really matter. Do I have that right?" He shot a glance at Karnus, who confirmed the arrangement with a nod.

"Yep! But you really should have just gotten water. Coffee isn't the best choice before a workout session," Karnus chimed in, offering his well-intentioned advice.

Upon arriving at the gym, Cadmus observed Alphonse and Stan, as expected, partnering up and engaging in all the activities that couples typically do at the gym.

Meanwhile, Cadmus found himself compelled to run laps, with Karnus as his coach. He huffed and puffed, his energy depleting until he eventually collapsed, like a house made of sticks.

"Come on, man, get up! Do you even parkour?" Karnus scolded, urging Cadmus to rise.

"Of course not!" Cadmus retorted, crawling back to his feet. "I'm not like you. I don't bound from rooftop to rooftop like some demented Mothman!"

"Well, perhaps you should, bro. You're really getting out of shape," Karnus chided.

"I beg your pardon! I look as good as I ever did!" Cadmus protested, his pride wounded.

"Yeah, and how much of that is glamour magic?" Karnus questioned, a knowing smirk playing on his lips.

Cadmus hesitated for a moment before offering a flimsy explanation, "Um... only a little, just to adjust my makeup."

"Uh huh," Karnus responded, his disbelief evident.

"Besides, magic eats fat. I don't see the point in exercise if that's the case," Cadmus countered, attempting to justify his aversion to physical activity.

Alphonse, who was diligently working on the stair master at this point, chimed in. "Son, magic may consume fat, but it doesn't replace it with muscle. That's why we exercise."

Stan, momentarily distracted from his bench curls by Alphonse's sculpted posterior, nodded in agreement. "Yeah... what he said."

Alphonse let out a playful chuckle, his tone laced with flirtation. "Are you distracted, my love?" he asked, maintaining his energy.

"Very~," Stan replied, matching Alphonse's playfulness, until Karnus intervened with a sharp whistle.

"Hey! This may be a holiday for you two, but this is still my gym. Don't make me separate you," Karnus admonished, his authoritative tone cutting through their antics.

Both Alphonse and Stan rolled their eyes in unison, mimicking the gestures of annoyed teenagers being told to clean their rooms. "Yes, sir," they replied in unison, a hint of mock obedience in their voices.

Turning his attention to Cadmus, Karnus reminded him of their agreement. "And as for you, Cadmus, we made a deal. It's either this gym session or you go through Aunt Irma's Boot Camp, and you know how severe she gets."

The thought of being chased through a Serbian forest by a wild bear did not appeal to Cadmus in the slightest. Reluctantly, he got up and continued his exercise routine without much complaint.

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cloon-draws · 5 years

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List of HB Headcanons (Which Correlates to My Hey! Augie Au) Because Why Not (P.1/?)

Doggie Daddy’s full name is Alexander Durante Doggie

Augie Doggie’s full is August Stephen Doggie

His name was originally started as a joke between Doggie Daddy and his ex-wife due to the pup being born a few days after a month.

Quick Draw McGraw was also known his closest pals and relatives as Dawson McGraw

Currently, he is working for shows and movies in Hollywood as actor

Once crammed in Japanese for one week to impress a Japanese exchange student back in high school (she taught him more later)

Blabber is a 9th-Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo

Real Name: Eliot Mouse

Snooper is a comedian of a rise (could be a John Mulaney cryptic)

Real Name: Alphonse Gardner

Dick Dastardly is actually close friends with Doggie Daddy

Many were baffled by it either because of Dastardly’s reputation and/or they just tend to forget.

Dick acutally used Alexander( Doggie Daddy) to get his stuff until he realized that Alex genuinely cares for him, so Dick tried to repay him back, much to Alex’s refusal.

Turns out their mothers were pals before

Dick Dastardly? More like Dick (Bi) Disasterly ( hoo boy..)

Dick: There is no way in hell i’m going to marry anyone like Pitstop! Alex: And Peter. Dick: What? Peter Perfect and Penelope Pitstop:(turned his direction to Dick and clicked their tongues and turns back) Dick:(realized)Drat.

Snagglepuss never had his dreams of being a Broadway star, but he is very content working behind the productions

Yogi Bear is a Gordon Ramsay stan

Boo Boo is a senior in High School and often brings up the topic of dorm room rents in his dream schools

There was used to be a Jellystone Mall nearby Jellystone Park in Jellystone Town.

A lot of things happening there including a lot of drama

Dickie D. went to a different school apart of the usual Wacky Racers (2017 ver.)

And he was baffled by the drama

Teen Huckleberry Hound knew every traduce from Cindy Bear from everone’s back

Doggie Daddy dropped out of college to take care of his newborn son.

Returns to recive his diploma around a decade later

One of the proudest moments of his life

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ao3feed-fma · 4 years

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The Falling of The Empress Malty

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by Nicoville20

A Tyrant of the throne of the Roman Empire. Her reign begins to crumble ends in 2001 AS. Join her (if you dare) and other figures of the day in the final days of Rome and the ultimate demise of Empress Malty by her stronger neighbors, the international community, her advisors, and her subjects.

Words: 14861, Chapters: 7/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Civilization (Video Games), 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, Full Metal Panic, Fairy Tail, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Codename: Kids Next Door, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, The Simpsons, American Dad!, South Park, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Dragon Ball, この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! | KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dr. STONE (Anime), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime), Animaniacs, Histeria! (Cartoon), 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, The Amazing World of Gumball, 本好きの下剋上 | Honzuki no Gekokujou | Ascendance of a Bookworm (Anime), Hetalia: Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: Multi, Other

Characters: Malty S Melromarc, Chidori Kaname, Kitamura Motoyasu, Vegeta (Dragon Ball), Erza Scarlet, Jellal Fernandes, Rachel T. McKenzie | Numbuh 362, Charity Bazaar, Houshakuji Renge, Suoh Tamaki, Ned Flanders, PC Principal, Stan Smith, Steven Universe, Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Melty Q Melromarc, Iwatani Naofumi, Raphtalia (Shield Hero), Greece (Hetalia), Myne (Ascendance of a Bookworm), Satou Kazuma, Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric, Ciel Phantomhive, Fujioka Haruhi, Francine "Fanny" Fulbright | Numbuh 86, Roy Mustang, Winry Rockbell, Loud Kiddington, Mavis Vermillion, Zeref Dragneel, Simon (Fairy Tail), Shou (Fairy Tail), Millianna (Fairy Tail), Ishigami Senkuu, Tanya von Degurechaff, Yakko Warner, The Brain (Pinky and the Brain), Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan, King Bradley, Iida Tenya, Tsukasa Mikogami, Aqua (KonoSuba), Megumin (KonoSuba), Son Goku (Dragon Ball), Chad Dickson | Numbuh 274

Additional Tags: civilization, Rome - Freeform, Empire, War, Diplomacy, Slavery, Revolution, tyranny

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3hoyVTI

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #FMA #FMAB #Fullmetal Alchemist

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