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viviannesmonster · 1 year

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Seriously, all the tf2 members are so funny. Soldier being the funniest.

But holy shit. This is probably obvious, but Spy is just shshhshahsjaisheijsjsis

He's hot man

He had seduced me.

SO HERE, TAKE THIS.

My favorite quotes from TF2 members in "Expiration Date"

SPY: This is a bucket

SOLDIER: Dear God

SPY: There's more-

SOLDIER: No!

SPY: ....

•

SOLDIER: Hello Miss Pauling! We killed everybody and took a briefcase!

•

SOLDIER: Goodbye Miss Pauling! I am leaving the van now!

SCOUT: Bye Bye, okay then.

•

SCOUT: Lotta people busy with...business..

SPY: Asking out that dial tone again I see

SCOUT: Go to hell spy

•

SCOUT: AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

MEDIC: Tumors!

HEAVY: *looks down at his sandwich suspiciously*

ENGINEER: Y'all know what this means right?

SOLDIER: AAAAAH! *chokes Scout and slams him onto a table* WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!

•

MEDIC: Three days...Yes, we all have three days to live!

SOLDIER: *trying to count*

DEMO: *shows up* WOOOOOOO! WOOOOHOOOO! Woooo............what?

•

SPY: Our first dying wish is Scouts! He's...drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off me?

SCOUT: Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him, cause he smells-

SPY: Yes I see. Here, you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

-Giggle-

SPY: Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me

-Giggle-

SPY: Both of us relaxing post-coitus

DEMOMAN: *mouths* Post-coitus?

SCOUT: *laughing*

SPY: I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it- DID ANYONE BESIDES SCOUT PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!

SCOUT: Oh man...Classic Scout.

SPY: Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.

SOLDIER: You did not read mine!

SPY: *sigh* Does it say you want the bucket?

SOLDIER: Yes!

....

SPY: See you all in hell

•

SCOUT: Hey uh.... you got a second?

SPY: Oh Scout! Please! Go fuck yourself.

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SPY: Hmm and why is that? Do you think?

SCOUT: Come on Spy. I don't know

SPY: Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then, Goodbye.

•

SPY: I'll do it. On one condition.

*summons a mic*

SPY: Say that, again.

•

SPY: Seduce me.

SCOUT: ...........you?

SPY: Seduce. Me.

SCOUT: What?! Spy I ain't gonna-

SPY: SEDUCE ME!

SCOUT: Right! Right...*deep breath* okay...hey there..........good looking? I got a bucket of chicken-

*slap*

SPY: I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps. I'm a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious, you want to be my lover?! Earn it! Seduce me!

*slaps*

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SPY: You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

SCOUT: Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30

SPY: ....You're ready.

SCOUT: Really?

SPY: No! *laughs* Everything you just said was insane. And we are out of time. Congratulations, you're a failure.

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SCOUT: You look-....you...look...uhhh

DEMOMAN: Drunk!

SOLDIER: Round! Soft! No, round!

DEMOMAN: Blurry!

•

MS. PAULING: Scout you-!...are you having a prom?

Enjoy lmao

#tf2 #spy #scout #heavy #demo #medic #sniper #soldier #engineer #funny #quotes

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rockformed · 7 years

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1-100 for that ask thing. Cuz fuck you

JESUS CHRIST WILLim putting this under a read more fuck you too

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

soundcloud!!

is your room messy or clean?

always messy, last time it was clean was when we first moved in lmao

what color are your eyes?

very dark brown

do you like your name? why?

i do!! cause it means “helper”!! and i love to help vv

what is your relationship status?

single as fuck, ive never been in a relationship ;;

describe your personality in 3 words or less

shy, creative, and passive

what color hair do you have?

natural redhead babeyyyy

what kind of car do you drive? color?

i dont drive ;;

where do you shop?

usually i get my clothes from a place called torrid, they sell plus sized stuff!! but i get all my t-shirts from redbubble and thinkgeek!

how would you describe your style?

all over the place lmao, messy

favorite social media account

tumblr is m fav just cause the site works the way i think it should, in chronological order

what size bed do you have?

double

any siblings?

yep!! 2 step brothers, 1 half brother and 1 half sister

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

a small cabin on a riverside with self-sustainability. i just dont wanna have to worry about stuff and be left to myself in a cute little cabin!!

favorite snapchat filter?

THE TIGER FACEMASK ONE

favorite makeup brand(s)

dont wear makeup :p

how many times a week do you shower?

i uhhhhh try to shower once every day but i have a hard time remembering a lot ;;

favorite tv show?

atm i dont have one, i dont really watch tv! im excited for the return of steven universe tho

shoe size?

8 womens

how tall are you?

5′3″ last time i checked!!

sandals or sneakers?

SNEAKERS, i hate sandals :(

do you go to the gym?

used to every day, stopped cause we moved away from my gym and i have no way to get there :(

describe your dream date

oh gosh, i dont really know, something chill where i could get to know the person a bit, maybe lunch at a cute airy restaurant vv

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

i have misc change and a 15 dollar red lobster gift card lol

what color socks are you wearing?

im not wearing any!!

how many pillows do you sleep with?

3, and many stuffed animals :3

do you have a job? what do you do?

i do commissions, but i dont have a 9-5 “job” yet

how many friends do you have?

oh gosh, uuummmm 2 really good ones, maybe 7 others?? im probably forgetting ;;

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

when i was 5 i stole a harmonica from a cracker barrel and swore on the bible that the woman at the counter let me have it ;;;;; it haunts me everyday for real

whats your favorite candle scent?

i dont have a specific, but i love sweet scented candles, and holiday ones :p

3 favorite boy names

Ben, Oliver, and Andrew

3 favorite girl names

Lily, Genevieve, and Lorelei

favorite actor?

Robin Williams %100 forever

favorite actress?

amy adams

who is your celebrity crush?

Chris Pratt i guess??? i dont pay too much attention to that stuff :p

favorite movie?

ever, is wreck it ralph, atm is beauty and the beast (not the remake)

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

i dont read too much anymore, but my favorite book(s) is the Doll People by Ann M. Martin.

money or brains?

brains if by brains you include personality

do you have a nickname? what is it?

a lot of people on here call me Rock, but i dont have a real life nickname!!

how many times have you been to the hospital?

one, when i was born lmao

top 10 favorite songs

GOD fuck umm, Overwhelming by Jon Bellion, Fiddle and the Drum by Perfect Circle, 24 Karat Magic by Bruno Mars, Ticker Tape by Gorillaz, Separate Ways by Journey, I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness, Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston (i know, i know), Kill Your Heroes by AWOLNATION, Clocks by Coldplay, and Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap.

do you take any medications daily?

nope!!

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

soft vv cause i drink so much fuckin water lmao

what is your biggest fear?

uhhh my loved ones dying and not knowing if i’d be okay if they did??

how many kids do you want?

NONE

whats your go to hair style?

natural i guess, i dont really do up my hair :0

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

ideally, id love one of those micro-houses and to travel the country with my house, but if that doesnt work out id like a shotgun style!

who is your role model?

Robin Williams, again :p

what was the last compliment you received?

“i love the way you color” was the last one!!

what was the last text you sent?

“my feet are gonna fall the fuck off” sent to my mom sjhdfjhdjfs

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

i didnt grow up believing in santa, my mom always just wrote her name on my presents!

what is your dream car?

a tucker, even tho thats very VERY unlikely lmao

opinion on smoking?

dont do it

do you go to college?

no, but i want to!!

what is your dream job?

character/concept designer for a film or game studio

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

rural!!

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

no >:(

do you have freckles?

lots on my arms, none on my face anymore :p

do you smile for pictures?

yep!! i have a bad sameface problem lmao

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

100+, my phone doesnt tell me an exact number

have you ever peed in the woods?

yep, once when i was younger i got locked out of my house on the way home from school so i had to pee in the woods behind our house and wait for my mom to get home

do you still watch cartoons?

yeah, its the only thing i really watch lol

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Wendys, but Mcdonalds has better fries

Favorite dipping sauce?

sweet BBQ

what do you wear to bed?

sweatpants and a t-shirt!

have you ever won a spelling bee?

no, but i one a book fair contest once!

what are your hobbies?

drawing, singing, music in general, video games, and seeing how long i can stay up without passing out lmao

can you draw?

i like to think so

do you play an instrument?

flute, but i think ive forgotten how by now

what was the last concert you saw?

i havent seen any, but im going to see one next week!!

tea or coffee?

neither, unless we’re talking sweet tea lmao

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN YOU FOOL

do you want to get married?

yes, id like to!! but if the person i end up with doesnt want to im cool with that!

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

im not answering this fkdjgghjdhf

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

depends on the other persons last name and if they wanna change theirs!!

what color looks best on you?

green!

do you miss anyone right now?

yeah, a friend of mine and my dad :(

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

closed and locked lol

do you believe in ghosts?

somewhat

what is your biggest pet peeve?

when people are rude or self-absorbed ://

last person you called`

my mom

favorite ice cream flavor?

cookie dough!!

regular oreos or golden oreos?

regular (put them in the fridge first, they’re better cold!!)

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

i hate sprinkles :p tastes like paste

what shirt are you wearing?

a fallout t-shirt!

what is your phone background?

cinderella’s castle, a pick that i took last time i went to magic kingdom!!

are you outgoing or shy?

shy :3c

do you like it when people play with your hair?

yeah!! but only if i know them fkhgdfg

do you like your neighbors?

some of them, our neighbor to our right is really nice but past that we have two trump supporters and on the left we have a couple thats really really mean lmao

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

in the morning!!

have you ever been high?

nope

have you ever been drunk?

nope

last thing you ate?

a subway sandwich!!

favorite lyrics right now

???

summer or winter?

WINTER PLS

day or night?

Day, specifially mornings :o

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

milk!!

favorite month?

december :)

what is your zodiac sign

cancer!!!

who was the last person you cried in front of?

uhhhh my therapist lmao

FUCK YOU WILL THIS TOOK ME AN HOUR

#idontknowhowtorespondtothis #about me #hfjghjhawhdgbhjsgdfgs

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