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mericanboyz · 9 months

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Long John Silver’s 🐟

#merican #buttcrack #mericans #bumcrack #plumberscrack #plumbersbutt #buttcracks #Bootycracks #Arsecracks #arsecrack #workinman #slob #Buttcleavage

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private85 · 2 days

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lotusyiyen · 1 month

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hella1975 · 1 year

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small town instincts truly will never leave you a group of us were in a shop today and my mate suddenly came up to me very urgently like ‘quick we’re leaving’ and i WITHOUT HESITATION was like ‘oh are they shoplifting’ and she just looked at me like… no???? what the fuck????

#turns out she just wanted to gossip about one of her mates 😭😭#bc it was the group I was on about before where it’s my uni friend’s hometown friends #so I don’t actually know four of them out of the six of us #and turns out they’re a pretty timid group so my mate was like WHY WAS THAT YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSUMPTION #like literally the words were out of my mouth before i even clocked it #I feel like my mate thinks I’m from stab city bc of some of the shit i say #nah hun it’s just some shithole in the arsecrack of rural england 👍🏼#hella goes to uni

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une-sanz-pluis · 1 month

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Mary de Bohun’s relationship with her sister Eleanor seems to have been close, and it is worth considering that the sisters’ intimacy helped to smooth over any lingering awkwardness between Bolingbroke and Woodstock on the matter of the inheritance. Mary clearly maintained connections with her family, sending gifts to her sister Eleanor, shopping with her, and sending letters to her mother In the long term, this relationship seems to have been positive. At Christmas 1391, Henry gave Eleanor a gift (a rosary made of coral and gold), but not Thomas. In 1394, Thomas founded a college of chaplains at Pleshey who were ordered, in addition to prayers for himself and the royal family, to pray for Thomas Fitzalan archbishop of Canterbury and particularly for Henry of Bolingbroke and Mary de Bohun. As late as 1397, Henry of Monmouth was staying in Thomas’s household at Pleshy. Bolingbroke’s household account of 1397-98 has multiple references to payments for bargemen who formerly worked for his uncle, suggesting that Henry may have taken some responsibility for Woodstock’s household after he died. After Thomas’s murder Richard II granted Bolingbroke some of Woodstock’s lands.

Rebecca Holdorph, ‘My Well-Beloved Companion’: Men, Women, Marriage and Power in the Earldom and Duchy of Lancaster, 1265-1399, University of Southampton, PhD Thesis

#henry iv #mary de bohun #thomas of woodstock duke of gloucester #eleanor de bohun duchess of gloucester #henry v #historian: rebecca holdorph #[points at henry getting woodstock's lands] BRIBE. he's taking a bribe!!#the idea of h5 being woodstock's household in 1397 is also... very interesting. i wish there was an indication of WHEN in 1397.#was he there when richard ii turned up at the arsecrack of dawn to arrest woodstock?

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positivelyghastly · 2 months

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Jesus Christ when I said I was going to wake up early today I meant it apparently, I’ve been up since fucking 5am on the dot and I didn’t get to sleep until like 12. I’m too sleepy for this

#personal #I’m gonna go make a sandwich and then rot in bed for the rest of the morning #fuck this getting up at the arsecrack of dawn pish I’m too tired

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jvnejv · 11 months

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you know they should invent panties that dont invade ur buttcrack when you sit down for ONE FUCKING MINUTE

#free my arsecrack

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thequeensbastardenglish · 1 year

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got promoted - more money, more stress, new normal work hours

#personal #its gonna be weird not getting up at the arsecrack of dawn

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mericanboyz · 1 year

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Burger 🍔👑 King

#merican #mericans #Buttcrack #Bootycrack #bumcrack #PlumbersCrack #slob #plumbersbutt #Arsecrack #Slovenly #bootycheeks

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private85 · 29 days

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brood-mother · 2 years

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it’s cloudy and windy this afternoon so i thought it would be safe for me to take a walk to grab some toiletries, bro i’ve never seen so wrong in my life. it’s still a gorillion degrees outside + the wind is so hot and dry its like getting blasted when you open the oven door. how tf is a stiff breeze on a summers day going to be so aggressively unrefreshing, i feel like someone trying to make beef jerky with a hair drier. i’m sweating like a hog at a hoolie and instead of it evaporating away like the good lord intended its just being baked into a fine salt crust. i spent near two hours in that store hyping myself up for a 10 minute walk (stagger?) home just because it had ac. may god have mercy on our souls.

#its actually pretty cool in my flat bc its an old tenement building and the thick ass walls keep the heat out well #so it really took me out at the ankles when i opened my front door and stepped out into the actual arsecrack of satan #look out my window rn it is literally indistinguishable from an afternoon in october #except everyone's stoating about in their underwear #YUCK

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ruthiesrambles · 2 years

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Some days I picture Ruth's B&B as the one I stayed in on holiday which had pink wallpaper and a picture of Jesus on every wall and an 8pm curfew and other times I picture it as Gray House from The Good Witch there is no in between

#shitposting about Snowpiercer again #my thermometer says 43⁰ now so i claim no responsibility for my thoughts #official highest temp is 40.3 tho which is high enough either way its the devils arsecrack here

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