#mericans

[mericanboyz]

Long John Silver’s 🐟

#merican #buttcrack #mericans #bumcrack #plumberscrack #plumbersbutt #buttcracks #Bootycracks #Arsecracks #arsecrack #workinman #slob #Buttcleavage

[know-news-is-good-news]

FYI: It is still not know who started this custom first, BUT scalping was paid for by the US Government and it was so profitable when Indigeous Americas were becoming hard to find, scalp hunters would scalp even their own and color the hair black to collect the reward !

Get your history straight ! !

#scalping #scalp #indigenous #mericans #goernment #aid #for #black #haired

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#Scooby-Doo Where Are You! #intro #castle #bats #bat #haunted house #mansion #gothic house #mystery #mysterious #merican animated comedy television series #1969-1970-1978) #goth aesthetic #gothic aesthetic #animated #cartoon #cartoons #classic cartoons #70's #70s #haunted home #my gif #gifs #my edit

[costcopunk]

mane 6.... as humans????!

#i had their nationalities all thought of too while drawing #rainbow dash is filipino #pinkie trinidad and tobago #fluttershy russian LOL #rarity is korean and french even though i loathe the french #applejack is 'MERICAN #thai twilight ^_^ #mlp #my little pony

[smol-soop-spoon]

I do NOT support the Richard Papen/Oliver Quick comparison. One is a drugged out baby cow watching the train crash into its field, the other is a wet feral gremlin who's DRIVING THE TRAIN into the field

#one is on moolly #the other is INNIT #if anything it exemplifies the difference between 'mericans and bri'ish people #one commited crimes #the other is committed TO the crimes #saltburn #the secret history #richard papen #oliver quick #oliver quick wishes he came from a working class family with a dad that beat him up #and richard would get a hard on at the idea of going to mikonos every summer #im right and you know it #fight me in the burger king parking lot at 5pm

[baconmayoman]

Yokai watxh

#jibanyan #yokai watch #usapyon #komasan #yokai watch 3 #fnaf #bonnie #candy the cat #sparky the dog #cosplay #art #my art #fanart #'merican yokai #hungramps #st. peanutsburg #meat

[sardonic-the-writer]

Not British but in light of recent events I wish I was so I could watch my government collapse and a cat reign supreme

#brits and mericans have this weird relationship #where its like #we tolerate you half of the time #and the other half we band together and fucking yell at the goverment #then get drinks after #can you guess which one is happening now #british politics #uk politics #boris jonhosn

[myloh]

Here’s an attempt of mine in making a fan-kai based on American cryptids because I think it’s a HUGE shame that there is none of them ;-;

Meet Mothmini and Umbrasmith !

There’s both of the Eerie tribe and their attribute is the Wind.

Their favorite food are donuts

They are of course based on the infamous Mothman and Umbrasmith also draws inspiration from Men in Black and Spider Noir.

If you think that you saw a Mothmini, then that means that something bad is about to happen.

Umbrasmith can erase your most recent memories so seeings of this Yokai are very rare

#myloh’s art #yokai watch #yo kai watch #yo-kai watch #‘merican yokai #fan-kai #mothman #cryptid

[lilacthebooklover]

hey guys what do we think the npmd characters' favourite foods are. hit me.

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #starkid npmd #richie lipschitz #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #grace chasity #max jagerman #pete spankoffski #i need to know #i'd say ruth is very snack-y #she likes popcorn #and candy #and crisps #(or “chips” as the mericans say) #all that sort of stuff #and i can see pete as a sandwich guy #he rocked up to middle school every day with a packed lunch #made up of mostly ham sandwiches #but sometimes he'd get creative #and put cheese on too #and/or lettuce #i think pete would like lettuce

[theoryandahalf]

EXCUSE ME, MR DAPPER TOM, SOON TO BE HOST OF YOUTUBE'S GAME THEORY.

IS THAT A CRAVAT?

#sorry for the blurry screencap i have zero skills #i went back and forth on if this is a cravat or a ascot #only to find out that ascot is 'merican for cravat #either way the psychic damage i took seeing this reel #my god man #tone it down a little youre not host yet #game theory #should be a style theory #dapper mr tom #team theorist #tom robinson #also why are we getting a watch sponsor what's happened to this place

[inamagicalhallucination]

#'mericans this applies to u #u can still answer if u weren #t

[leroibobo]

during its apartheid years, south africa had one of the strictest media controls in the world. this extended into homes when television was introduced in the country in 1977 (which the government had delayed until that year due to fears of "undue influence"), and when home video came along with it. each videotape that was legally distributed during these years was required to have a notice in the official languages of english and afrikaans that it complied with media censorship laws codified years prior.

(the model for the certificate was likely influenced by the british board of film classification's. by the beginning of the 20th century, the british had brought the template with them to south africa and other former colonies such as india. south africa was probably the only country to use it on home releases.)

this meant that south africans who watched "legal" videotaped movies not only had to sit through commercials and a standard-issue anti-piracy warning, but a federal confirmation that the film didn't feature an interracial couple, among many other things. the total time for the two warnings could reach up to two minutes long - for comparison, the chorus of "oops i did it again" by britney spears is twenty seconds long - but some were rushed through.

this example was taken from a tape of disney's snow white and the seven dwarfs published in 1994, the year apartheid ended. the media censorship laws which required the certificate would be overhauled two years later, though video openings remained similar for a while after.

#south africa #info #obviously there were ''illegal'' tapes smuggled in like in every other country w/ similar laws #i also added the model thing bc many people (particularly mericans like myself) aren't used to seeing whole ass Certificates at the #beginning of movies. that being said it was a theatres thing and not a home releases thing in the uk india etc #the mpaa ratings bumpers were always a lot more sparse and less official-looking #absolutely nothing to do with architecture but it fit more here than on my main. vhs history etc #and yeah. break. uh. idk #btw the /sraeli government did the exact same thing w/ television and ended up caving in '67 #(not /as/ late but still pretty damn late) #the year being significant had nothing to do w/ it #it was because the general population were getting televisions so they could tune into broadcasts in neighboring countries #(palestine is small so not too hard) #and they c-couldn't have people watching ARAB TELEVISION!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!

[toomanywordsnllines]

Roach has complicated... feelings

#manyrambles #based on a Hc I have that Ghost gives Roach a ring #It's mainly based in this idea that Roach has to leave for a while for the states for family stuff #(I'm mixing him being british and merican) #so Ghost gives him a ring... #let's say that Roachs feels very...much about it and the meaning a ring can have #and what he can't give back #It's complicated #and it's also a little bit of venting on my part since... #yeah kinda been feeling the same buddy #emotions are complicated and putting a name on what you feel for someone even more #and wanting to have something you know you Can't have? heartbreaking #just...aro things #cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty roach #gary roach sanderson #also spending the whole afternoon listening to cigarretes after sex might've been a big enabler for my mood... #i can't help it they make me sad but the music is...so good #Also had fun with the 'paneling' #never tried anything like it before

[tvfish]

Good Morning, USA. Stan returns to his job as a stripper, using the flag pole as a stripper pole. You can't see the flag, but use your imagination for once in your life, what, I gotta do everything?

#a/merican dad #briefs #s/tan s/mith

[baconmayoman]

Chicken cukket getting ready to kill everyone on my team just to deal 50 damage

#yokai watch #'merican yokai #yokai #baseball #chicken nugget #art #fanart #goofball #st. peanutsburg

[pokemonxhyperfixation]

Yeah... that hypothetical fic will soon not be hypothetical...

So like, I'm bout to write the first chapter on a Google doc (since I need to wait a week for the AO3 invite to process so I can make an acount), and I realized I kinda... lack a title.

And before someone comments on how I should write the story before I title it, I have made the executive decision to title any and all fan fics I write with dubiously fitting at best song lyrics. I uh... didn't come up with a song to yoink lyrics to title this fic with, since I decided to comit to this (mostly as character writing practice for my game lol) at like... 12 am last night. So yeah. Consider this an open request for y'all Oil Fire enjoyers to just give me songs you like so I can read the lyrics to pick a title.

#touhou #touhou project #pokemon #oil fire #I am so sorry that I keep doing these posts but I want input from other enjoyers of this ship... #Will probably title the doc with a filler song lyric #oh right #oil fire au #pokemon au #and if yall want context: the fic is just gonna be a journey through Johto staring Sanae and Tsukasa #with sanae doing the gym challenge and tsukasa just tagging along for emotional support or something #incase you want context to aid in song choice #or something #filler title is probably gonna be from either Two Trucks of Merican btw #either the funny truck sex song or my favorite song #=)