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acearohippo · 2 years

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I need y'all to understand the CHOKEHOLD these specific expressions have on me.

You: isn't that just Lewis' normal fa-

Me: hush, it's a DAMN GOOD FACE

He just looks so... Damn... PRETTY. Like, even more than his other expressions. Maybe it's his mouth? The way his eye brows slope? His slimmer eyes?? I don't know, but he just looks exceptionally gorgeous like this.

>:D

enough said.

Like Tang Xuan's confused face, it just got me in a good way. His disgust face is *chef's kiss*

You: at this point, you're just showing all his expres-

Me: HUSH AGAIN... He has GREAT EXPRESSIONS.

Bonus!! I keep forgetting that these story sprites blink in the beginning, so I always screenshot just as they're CLOSED but! I got this one partly opened/closed and 🥵🥵🥵 woOOOW.

wish this expression was part of his sprites 😩 daamn.

Extra extra bonus: Faith alone is keeping Li Ling PG apparently, cause HIM PANTS ARE BARELY BUCKLED. WHY HE GOT A TODDLER BOOSTER SEAT BUCKLE KEEPING HIS HEAVENLY SPEAR "SECURED"?? this FOOL. 🤣🤣🤣

#the hippo speaks #dislyte #li ling #tang xuan #li ling dislyte #tang xuan dislyte #lewis dislyte #i can't believe this fool has 80 different belts on but chooses the toddler-proof buckle to keep his pants up #but daaammn dislyte artstyle go HARD #i thought Lewis was kind of meh with his album art (his lips look a little caricature-y to me) but when I saw his story art???#😩😩😩😩#that shiii HITS #gorgeous man #they're all gorgeous men #what a wonderful trio

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aleksa-sims · 2 years

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My RL Sims-Story (18+)

CW: drugs

Two days later I woke up on the couch and didn’t know what day it was. I just didn’t know anything! The last thing I could remember was, that Daniel’s sister was with us to take our puppy, because Daniel & I, wanted to meet my sister & Jacob to go out. That was two fucking days ago!! Did I even meet Ana? What happened? I had absolutely no idea! And I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t remember!

My phone rang! So I woke up! I was totally confused. First I woke Daniel up because he was right next to me and then....OMG! I turned my eyes to the left and saw Dominick next to me. I just thought, SHIT! What did I do? 😨....Maybe they had sex with me? 😦 I mean, I knew I would never sleep with Dominick, but why do I wake up between him & Daniel??? That Sofia and Tarek were also in Daniel’s apartment, I didn’t know! 🤦‍♀️

Me: Daniel, wake up!...Please! Come on!... Are you okay?

Daniel: Ha?? 🥴...Babe! You ok? What-.... Shit, what day is today? I’m late for work! 😦

Me: Fuck, D.! You’re gonna lose your job! 🤦‍♀️ Take my phone and look! It’s right in front of you.

Daniel: Damn, I almost had a heart attack! It’s Sunday and we have 5:00 pm! And ....holy shit! You have 120 missed calls!....It was your mom, babe 😟 ...And Philip? 😕 Why is he calling you so often?

Me: Ugh! 😩 I have no fucking idea!....WT-!??? Dominick! 😱 Why the fuck is he next to me? Daniel! 😧 What have we done?.....

Daniel: Umm... ..Why are you looking at me like that? 🤨 I’d never do such a thing to you!......Hey, man! Wake up! 😒

Dominick: Huh? 🥴

Me (to Daniel): I know you would never force me to do something I don’t want! But...🤫 maybe we were so high that we didn’t know what we were doing! You know? 😔

Daniel: I would never have participated in this shit! Even if you wanted to, I’d have said, NO! 😠

Me: Ok, it’s fine Daniel!

Dominick: What are you talking about?

Daniel: Why are you lying here next to me and my girl on my couch? Did you try to hit her while we’re doped up and didn’t notice any of it? 😠

Dominick: I don’t even know why I’m here, man? And I would never!!...A.! I swear, I didn’t! I mean, I don’t think we did anything. Besides, we’re all dressed! 🤷‍♂️

Me: It’s ok! I belive you!

When I got up from the couch, I could hear a sound, a moan. This guy Tarek heard us all talking and woke up. He came crawling out from behind the couch. I swear, I almost wet myself! I was so scared! 😱 (🤣)

Tarek: Ahhh....🥴 🥴

Daniel: Daamn! 😲 What are YOU, doing here?

Dominick: 🤦‍♂️

Me: 😧 😧

Tarek: So, what's up?

Daniel: What the- 😦....How long have you been lying here?

Tarek: This is a Goddam bitch this shit! 🤔 Who sold or gave us that fucking smack?? This shit was cut with something that could have killed us all. How many hours have we slept? How long have we been lying here?

Daniel: Dominick and you got it.

Tarek: But my dope’s clean! I’ve known this guy for years! You know? Just before we got here I had a line and I was fine, dude! It must have been something we all took afterwards!

Me: I know how to find out! Check your phones. Who did you call, who called you? I had 120 missed calls from my mom, so I guess, I screwed up. .....And who knows? Maybe one of you took some pics? 🤷‍♀️

After that I finally went to the bathroom and found Sofia, who was also totally confused, but Sofia could remember some details. Sofia came to us a bit later, so she took this shit later and knew what was before.

Tarek: I found three pics from last night, but they won’t help us and it’s better if you don’t look at them. 😬 (It was about Sofia & him.😏😅)

Sofia: The last thing I know is that I was at home and called you A.! I wanted to meet you. You cried and told me you were with your parents.

Me: What? 😨 Why the hell am I going to my parents? Drugged! You know?

Sofia: Idk? 🤔 .....And you said you didn’t have time for me because you were with Daniel and...Philip? Yeah, I’m sure it was Philip! And three hours later you called me and said that Dominick and Tarek are with you and that I should come here if I want.

Daniel: And what did we do when you came? Did you notice anything?

Sofia: You were all pretty high, and there were drugs on the table. Oh, and when you opened the door for me, you went into the bedroom because A. was there, and I sat down with Dominick and Tarek. Dominick then told me something really crazy about you two.

Me: And what? 🤷‍♀️

Sofia: That you got engaged! 😄... But maybe you were just high, you know?

Daniel: That doesn’t make any sense!

Me: Who knows what my parents told me and I them? 🤦‍♀️ And- why did we meet with Philip? Maybe we really got engaged and wanted to tell my parents and then.... Philip.😞 I’m gonna call him!

I had to find out what I did with my parents! My mom has tried calling me over 80 times in the last 2 days and I think the visit to my parents was the trigger for this crazy idea of Daniel and me, that we got engaged in our intoxication. And as for Philip, he’s fine! It was not only the three of us together, but someone else accompanied us, Daniel’s sister! Hm...🤔

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bewitchingivy · 1 year

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IVYYYYY I'M HERE !!!!!! I want to give you 3+1 bonus , since you're my moot 🤭🫂.

Initials = S.P 🦄 My preference = He / Him

how would they show their love to you

I'm hearing words of affirmation (Literally had a vision of someone at the top of the mountain yelling " ____ I love you !!!! " 🤣) . Sharing sweets or chocolates which leads into kissing. Taking Polaroids and pasting them in the scrapbook.

what you should know about them

He's a bit impatient amd had a tendency to sulk up a little bit when things doesn't go in their way . Maybe sometimes too egoistic about their achievements . I'm hearing they play beautifully with their hands .

your first date together

Spending time together at a field. More of walking and having fun . Not caring about a specific destination . I'm seeing two people eating ice cream and one sneakily took a bite from the other 🤣. He'll give you something, which he had made of his own . Remember how I told you he's good with his hands ?? Yes he's creative so expect DIYs . Also you both may opt to eat from street / local shops rather than dining at a restaurant. Really fun , loving , cute and refreshing date . More information :- May bicycle together ❤️

Messages from them!

-> I'm still traveling and making memories of my own , dw I'll include you too when we will be together .

-> I have a fear of abandonment , don't leave me

-> I want to kiss you by all the ways you have watched in romcoms

-> I don't like carrots and peanuts , thought to tell you beforehand if you plan on cooking 🤭

Thank you 🌸

❛ love again ; entry #003

ALAEZAAAAA...!! YOUR READING IS HERREEE!! Thank you so much for joining my game and for following the rules <3 I hope you'll enjoy it :) Remember to take what resonates and leave what doesn't!

his first impression of you:

Love Again by Dua Lipa DAAMN, ALAEZA YOU GOT THE SONG THAT I NAMED THE GAME AFTER LOL. The message's pretty straightforward; first meeting you? He. Wants. You. He's downright attracted to you; especially your energy, it's like intoxicating to him. To him, you're vibrant and you seem to light up the room wherever you go. Like how the song goes, he might have given up on love but then you came along. And he never expected the possibility of him falling for someone (again.)

your first date together:

Roar by Katy Perry This date will happen after either of you recently achieved something very big (you define that in your way.) Example; like graduating from university. The two of you will celebrate the success you achieved and it will eventually turn into a date. It's going to be a day so full of joy, laughter, and love.

what you should know about him:

LOVE IN THE DARK by Jessie Reyez You should know that when he loves someone, he loves HARD. He's the type to never hold back and give his all to you. It's also probably his fear to give his all to someone only for that person to leave him. He's also a very attentive and caring person, someone who will never leave you alone when you're struggling and going through some hardship.

what he loves about you:

Stay Beautiful by Taylor Swift Your beauty; inside and out. I'm hearing that he loves you for who you truly are; for being bright and full of love even during and after going through hard times.

how he shows his love to you:

Downtown by Anya Taylor-Joy (both versions came up!!) By spending time with you and having fun. Treating you like the queen you are, and going to new places (travelling to other countries may be significant too) and exploring them with you. He strives to lift your spirits, he just really wants to see you happy, laughing and smiling all the time.

signs you'll see about him:

Christmas Tree Farm by Taylor Swift I don't know about you, but you might wanna look out sometime around December or the Holidays, that could be the time when you'll meet 👀Christmas day may be significant, or just anything related to Christmas. Ooh, and I saw 111 for you.

a message from him:

The Lighthouse Keeper by Sam Smith OMG. This song has a lyric, "Hoping you'll be home for Christmas time." ALSJDKFHSD OHEMGEE. You might be doubting whether I'm playing my Christmas playlist BUT I SWEAR THIS IS MY LIBRARY OF 1800 songs in different moods and genres! ASHJDGJASGD ANYWAYS. "You may be wondering where I am, aren't you? Who am I, where you'll find me, constantly searching for answers and signs about me. I don't blame you though, I'm pretty excited of meeting you too! I find myself wondering the same about you. But know this that as long as you keep following your heart and listening to your intuition, we'll finally find each other home :)"

my feedback:

lemme just point out first that you got love again by kid laroi for me and i've got dua lipa's for you. coincidence? i doubt it LMAO. Thank you for the 3+1 bonus, Alaeza! You're so sweet 🥹 A lot of parts of the reading resonates so much. I kept hearing from other readings as well and I somehow sensed this that words of affirmation is part of his love language. Sharing chocolates and taking polaroids? Boy knows how to keep me. (I love Polaroid Love too.) First date is IDEAL. Chef's kiss. This is the kind of date that I really wanna go to 🥺Did ya say he plays beautifully with his hands?? I take it he plays guitar or piano- *COUGH COUGH* I have heard before as well that he has fear of abandonment, the impatient and egotistic part is new though, so we'll see >:) I don't like peanut butter either, BUT HOW DARE HE DISLIKES CARROTS- I really enjoyed the exchange, Aleaza <3 Thank you so much for the reading! PS: Your ask didn't got into my inbox, I can only access it through my notifications. I wonder why.

Please don't forget to leave a feedback, tell me what resonates and what doesn't, and whatever you want to add! :)

#ivy's games

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shit-talk-turner · 2 years

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I can see the new album comment! And the ‘did you two break up?’ Comment is still going strong. Also noticed that the usual gang haven’t liked/commented 🤷‍♀️// DAAMN I FEEL SO POWERFUL RN. It's kinda sad to see that not even Louise cares about me loll she blocked everyone but me... not gonna lie, kinda heartbreaking 💔

she’s off her game, friend, don’t take it personally 🤣

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pragmatic-optimist · 2 years

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Sonia, my beloved. I may as well throw a rainbow in here but: yellow, light blue, green, blue, lavender (all of the above for your replacements tbh), orange (lol even tho we'd be too much of nervous wrecks), turquoise (already true friends, but dammit one day we will be in the same city!!), PINK!! 😘

yellow: the mutual who is just very positive

light blue: the mutual who always makes you laugh

green: the mutual who you would trust with your life

blue: the cool mutual, you don’t even know why they’re mutuals (they’re THAT cool)

lavender: the fun mutual you want to [go to several bookstores and bakeries] with

orange: the mutual you'd commit a crime with

turquoise: the mutual you would be irl friends with

pink: the hot mutual, daamn you’re just so pretty

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KIM I LOVE YOU OKAY.

Listen. I love all of these colors, but I busted up LAUGHING at orange. We would absolutely be nervous wrecks. 🤣🤣🤣 But you know whatever crime we commit would be accidental. Then we would spend our time going back and forth trying to figure out if we should turn ourselves in or pretend it never happened. 👀 😂 All I know is that whatever we decide, we do it together! RIDE OR DIE KIM! 😎💗

What color am I to you?

#games #sonia answers #kim tag

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