#George Alex Lando and idk… Jenson?

[yesterdayiwrote]

It’s still wild to me when ‘non racing’ celebs show up in the comments of F1 drivers posts. Like, reading George’s P1 post and Hi, Paul Hollywood what are you doing here?

#the f1/bake off crossover I do actually need #give me Celeb bake off f1 special yesterday tbh #George Alex Lando and idk… Jenson?

[f1-birb]

i do find the narratives of sky sports pretty funny though. last weekend, george is out in q1 while his teammate goes on to take pole, and it's all poor george. this weekend, lando gets damage, still makes it to Q3, still outqualifies both astons and a merc (who has a bigger gap to his teammate than lando does, funnily enough) and it's all "lando's made it obvious he's incapable of leading a team, he has no confidence, he can't handle pressure." i've said it before and i'll keep saying it, but this accusation that lando benefits from "British bias" from sky is bullshit. sky's British bias extends to merc, they couldn't care less how lando (as evidenced by last weekend's conspiracy theories + whatever shit they were trying to sell today) or alex (channel 4 is the only one who ever recognizes him at silverstone, he even brought that up when sky tried to act all friendly to him this year lol) do.

I have always said this! British bias, is really just Sky bias and it's pretty much always aimed at Mercedes and has been for years to be honest

Lando and Alex, whether it's because they're only half Brit idk, do not get the same that Lewis and George do. As you said Alex literally pointed it out that Sky only recognise him as British when he does well so they can say they have 4 British drivers

With Lando they've always been flip-floppy, one minute they like him, the next they don't and there's the main culprits for it (Crofty, Martin, Simon) but even from people who usually are more on his side I've heard it lately (Naomi) - the only people I cannot deny he gets bias from are Natalie and Jenson which I don't even blame them tbh and I support those opinions, but still Jenson would call him out if he did anything legitimately wrong

Half the time it's just waffle anyways, WE all know from what McLaren and Oscar and WEBBER of all people, have said is that Lando's a fucking fantastic teammate, is a huge team player and has been since basically the start of his F1 career (and last year basically had to carry McLaren on his own), has been super supportive and helpful to Oscar and more than that we knew he could drive well, we've always seen that he could drag a tractor to a podium (Imola 22 ily) he's just now got a car that actually lets him show it more

#lando norris #british bias only extends to lando and alex when they do well #don't @ me on this #birb speaks

[bright-and-burning]

Logan ships yaks and yums. Go:

as possibly the final boss of multishipping i am going to absolutely struggle to yak anything . thoughts under the cut

some definite yums:

logan/alex . duh. their whole vibe is so *clenches fist* @crozierahegao ‘s fics also just like . WHEW. like i already liked them as a ship but then bam i was blown out of the water

logan/oscar. i am a huge sucker for a like childhood friends to lovers narrative . HUGE sucker. and the fridge photo will never not kill me. the whole like. we both moved to a whole other continent practically alone… idk! also the like contrast of them! compels me

logan/max fewtrell. an underdog but i’m putting money on it anyways kind of vibe. there’s some Fascinating lore there (and in general the like . oscar to logan to max to lando and all the spaghetti connectedness in between has me deeply intrigued)

logan/james vowles. i mean. yeah. yeah…. similarly. logan/jenson. and uh in that vein. shoutout to @antimonyandthyme ‘s 2dilfs1american tag. aksjsksj

OH. also logan/liam (That Video. You Know The One). also apex predator had my head absolutely swimming with logan/liam/oscar for a looooong looooong time.

logan/george… there is some lore to be uncovered… an untapped mine….

logan/george/alex!!! eiffel tower aint just a place in paris etc etc

logan/benny… did not dig very deep into this before the trainer breakup so rip in pieces forever in our hearts etc but a vibe i still very much so want to catch up on fic of (one rather lengthy fic in particular whose name is escaping me rn but that i keep putting off bc adhd 😭)

logan/kyle kirkwood!! i do not know nearly enough abt this (well really abt kyle. except the key lime pie thing?) but i DO know i like it

i feel like i am running out of names honestly… if i watch a bunch of old f2/f3 vids i would place money on me adding to this list but i have not (yet!) so i don’t have opinions (yak or yum)

#‘some definite yums’ and then i list basically everyone logan’s interacted with in the last year #or more. or more. #ask #if i missed one u were thinking of drop another ask and i’ll give u my thoughts on jt

[thinkingaboutfilm11]

GRACE F1 LORE

Thanks for tagging me @wisteria-wisteria <3

1. Who or what got you into F1?

Basic bitch answer but my dad. He was a big fan, and his dad was a fan. I was plonked infront of the TV to watch it as a kid, and grew up never missing a race. That was until Sky Sports braught it off chanel 4, and now my family can't afford to watch it anymore. I have to pirate it now coz I AINT PAYING 50 A MONTH go fuck yourself Sky Sports.

2.Who was the very first F1 driver you supported? Do you support them now? Have your opinions on them differed or stayed the same since then?

Probably Lewis? Or Jenson? I was (still am) a Mclaren fan as a kid, and my dad always cheered on English drivers, so I just copied him. I still love them both now, my opinions havn't changed on them at all!

3.Who’s your current favourite F1 driver?

Current grid? Probably Max, Fernando or Oscar. They are all so so talented, it's just a pivalidge to watch them drive. I think they're all really funny in their own ways too.

My favourite driver ever? Senna, obviously. Or Prost.... Can't ever pick.

4.Is there a driver pairing or pairings you support? What made you attracted to that pairing in the first place?

I support all and any pairings. F1 RPF in all forms is delicious thankyou. My faves are: Prost X Senna, Carlos X Lando, Max X Charles, Peroni X Villeneuve, George X alex, Mika X Michael, and Nigel X Elio.

The only ship I don't really vibe with is Pierre X Charles? Like idk I just don't feel it. But I'll still read it so lol

5. Do your parents, siblings or relatives have a favourite team and/or favourite driver(s)?

My dad supports Mclaren same as me. My sister isn't really into it? She finds charles hot and will watch edits of him but shes never watched a race or really gives a shit about the actual driving. Shes here for the thirst traps and Ferrari merchandise and I respect that so much.

6. Do you have any favourite races? Are there any that stand out to you the most?

Dallas, Texas 1984. What a fucking shit show. Absolute comedy sketch. Everything about that dumb race is so funny to me.

7. Do you have a favourite circuit? Can be from the past or from the current calendar.

Hungaroing! It was the first F1 race I ever attended, and the joy I get out of watching it and screaming 'IVE BEEN THERE IVE BEEN THERE' never leaves. The first race in person was special, so hungaoring is special now too.

8. Have you ever been to an F1 race in real life? Feel free to tell us your experience going to one if you like

Yes. And I don't know why but I was so shocked at how friendly everyone was. I think I was expecting it to be like football, but everyone got along so well no matter the teams ect. I always get general admission now, because its so much fun to sit and make new friends with other F1 freaks!!! Everyone shares food, alcohol, blankets, brollies ect- its alwaus such a good atmosphere at everywhere I've been.

9. Have you ever met an F1 driver in real life?

Yes. Seb and Jenson. In the same day. I nearly exploded, but actually managed to come off very normal and composed.

10. Do you have a favourite F1 car? If so, what is it?

McLaren MP4/4 1988.

LOOK AT IT

The details, the colours, the absoulte perfection of the livery, and of course the V8 underneath that gave way to MCAREN DOMINATION. Shes perfect.

11. Do you have a favourite one win wonder?

Gerhard Berger or charles.

12. Do you have any favourite quotes from the F1 world? This can either be inspirational or hilarious.

Anything that comes out of Alain Prost's mouth. That man should be a fucking poet. Also- "I'm cuming on your camera mate" hahah

I tag @astirian , @bluesourkiwi , @kimizilla , @whobuilthemoon , @penseesauvageand @eliorosb3rg. Or whoever wants to do itttt love u all

#personal

[ham1lton]

tell me more about the law firm au!

YAY okay!!! i wrote like three thousand words last night i was in the ZONE. so i was torn between lewis or max as the protagonist. if it was lewis, it would have been him and his toxic co-dependent relationship w/ nico as they graduate law school and nico breaks up with him and turns all of his connections against him. so he has to move and start afresh. he meets sebastian and jenson work together and eventually open their own firm.

if max was the protagonist, it’d be after that had all happened. max has to turn down a job at his dad’s firm because of their toxic relationship and takes a job at hamilton, vettel & button. the firm includes george as a senior associate, alex as a suffering paralegal, lando as an it specialist, daniel as a junior partner, obviously seb/jenson/lewis as partners, mark as a conglomerate owner and oscar as his heir.

it’s mostly the background noise as max figures out who he is and deals with his history. romances obviously take a side to that. the same thing if lewis was the protagonist, mostly figuring out what and who he is without nico. i like making things more pretentious than need be.

idk if it’d be a reader fic but if so, reader would definitely be a first year associate like max. under the watchful gaze of george. she would definitely take a secondary role too.

#THANK U SM FOR THIS QUESTION #i love talking abt my aus 😘😘😘😘 #law firm au #anon ask

[remapped-soul]

2023 season predictions

with the risk of me being a clown by the end of it, here are my 2023 season predictions. i tried to keep it tame, but I'm also delusional and a tifosi. Tinfoil hat on, rant under the cut, because it got long.

The WDC will be decided between Max, Charles and Merc (if they manage to get a better car this year). Things are uncertain at Ferrari with a new TP and their strategy department, so it will probably be between Max and Merc in the end. I'm saying Merc because George is good (when he doesn't apply what he learned in merc school of shunting people off the race track) so Lewis will probably forget all about "being a better teammate" and use phrases like "idk why George did what he did" when all George did was to win (and outpace/outqualify him). Merc will use team orders to get Lewis that 8th WDC (ngl i want him to get that 8th wdc). George will learn how it is to be a 2nd driver at merc and will commit crimes.

This or Max wins everything again and we're doomed for another RBR supremacy but not fun because it's not Seb. Yes, I'm very biased, what of it?

Max will get engaged. We won't get rid of Kelly Piquet, unfortunately.

There will be team orders at Ferrari. Charles would get more confident. We will get more porn couch videos and sexy ice baths to wash over the fact that their strategy is shit. Their engine will actually be the bomb, but it won't matter because the team does not what it takes to win. Charles will start hinting at future plans that do not involve Ferrari. RIP the little monegasque mouse. He will get a new girlfriend as well. The tifosi will storm Maranello probably.

Lando will get his first win. I hate Mclaren with a burning passion and Lando is an insufferable brat, but even I want to see him win. Oscar and Lando won't like each other.

Fernando will get a podium with the green tractor, will commit many crimes against Lance because no one fucks with Nando, not even the nepo baby.

Things will go well at Alpine in the beginning. They have a good car and manage to be in the points. They even manage a podium or two, and they will remember they hate each other and it will be hell. Can't wait.

Nico H. and K-Mag will murder each other and will not get into the points and it's what Haas deserves. Do it for Mick, boys.

Daniel gets to drive in Las Vegas. Checo will suddenly get sick and Daniel will drive their rocket ship ~(not in LV but sometime during the year) and actually get a win for the first time in forever (if RBR don't use team orders, which they will).

Will Checo be in his villain era? We will find out.

Mick will drive in FPs and he will drive so well and everyone will realise it wasn't him but the car. Fuck Steiner.

No one cares about Sargent.

Alex Albon gets his first win (much deserved - looking at you, Lewis). So does Nyck De Vries.

Nothing to say about Alfa Romeo. They are wholesome wholesome wholesome. Or Valtteri retires.

Everyone will be incredibly tired by the calendar is too packed and they hate it and they want Seb back. FIA will come with more outrageous rules or won't respect them. Pierre gets a warning each race because they hate him.

I will get a ticket to either Monza or Imola.

Last but not least (i did say i live in delulu land) we get Nico Rosberg back in the paddock. We get Nico and Lewis talking We get Nico and Jenson interactions. Seb goes AWOL. Luna will cry herself to sleep.

Tinfoil hat off, imma go touch some grass now.

#luna.rants #f1 #f1 predictions #f1 2023 #they are not as accurate as i'd like them to be #but this was fun and i cannot wait to be a clown by the end of it

[bright-and-burning]

fuck marry kill (or non-fatally dispose of)

seb, jenson, nico

lando, alex, george

fernando, lewis, max

mein gott i forgot abt this question bc i spent so long struggling to make decisions…

ASSUMING. that these marriages are sexless? i’m never sure if im supposed to assume that or not. that was always the rule when i was younger so you couldn’t cop out and fuck two of the options but idk if that’s a wider assumption…

fuck jenson (he would probably be marry if it weren’t for said assumption. i don’t think i would survive a sexless marriage to jenson i would die of lust or whatever), marry uhhh seb? i feel like we could get along, have fun and not drive each other nuts. and unfortunately non fatally dispose of nico… mostly bc i know less abt him as a Person so don’t feel like i can make an informed decision to entire a long term-thing here

fuck lando (i think we are similar enough that sex would be incredibly fun but too similar for anything long-term to work out. our respective Food Things alone… and also that i could melt his brain via some fun bisexual skills ™.), marry. oh gosh. alex? i feel like we would have fun and not kill each other. his brand of like teasing would slot in quite well w how i flirt lmfao. and non fatally dispose of george (who would be a different choice in most other line ups i feel like. but unfortunately i think we would actually kill each other if we were married LOL)

fuck lewis (he’d be a good time. also i want to steal some of his clothes so that would be the perfect opportunity), marry fernando (we would be SOOOOO evil leo couple together. i would be an incredible controversially young wife. the goofy ass hijinks… the plots…), non fatally dispose of max

#ask #thank u kriti. i thought abt this for HOURS the other night and then fell asleep and it completely left my brain until just now