#HOLY FCUK

[willyismybicycle]

Leafs: will lose to the worst team in the league

Leafs: will also use their bottom 6 to chase the #1 goalie in the league off before the end of the first period

#IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU #toronto maple leafs #HOLY FCUK #william nylander #nhl #mitch marner #hockey #Auston matthews #david kampf #john tavares #max domi #jake mccabe #leafs lb

[shizukups]

Doctors note

3

chair

#Holy fcuk #Why is the 3 so big #im super 3

[blee-bleep]

ohhhhhh mu fucking god cat girl kana

#FJVVSKD JSBCHZKSBDANGFEJBFNSHF HOLY FUCN HOLY FCUK HOLY FUCK I CANT BREATHE #THE WAY MY HEART STOPPED AND MY BLOOD RUSHED STOP #AAAAÀAaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAÀAÄ

[sealrock]

and with that, decembhyur is officially done! thanks to everyone who checked out my posts, see you in the new year

#blog maintenance. #now to take a monthlong break from gposing to replenish the creative juices #but holy shit that was really fun. it felt good it felt organic #now i have to start rewriting their lore entries fcuk

[samble-moved]

people being rude to pmmm fans in the tags and replies of that magical girl poll: do you seriously have nothing better to do with your time than to heckle people over a poll? it's not pmmm fans' fault more of them voted. like...mad about #madokasweep, huh?

#pmmm #madoka magica #some people in the tags of that post are Not very chill holy fcuk #like i like pmmm but if sailor moon won i wouldn't be saying 'im going to kill sm fans' like some of you are saying about pmmm #it isn't that deep tbh

[malepresentingleg]

?@??!!?!?!?!?!!?

he's not a divorced dad he's a WIDOW?!

#i fucking did NOT expect this holy fucking SHIT #jim NO #can he get a fucking break please 😭😭😭😭 #nooo #leg is live blogging #leg is watching moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken the series #moonlight chicken spoilers #moonlight chicken ep 6 #fuc k #moonlight chicken jim #mlc #mlc spoilers #mlc ep 6 #fuk fcuk fuck

[cursedthing]

."shshshshshshshhshshshshshsh-" Yea I Can Fucking Hear You Static No Need To Announce Your Presence Whenever The Song LulLS THE MUSIC WILL NEVER STOP FUCK YOU

#ines screams into the void #.i need to inflict the fucking static onto some of our blorbos holy fcuk

[sanguith]

Our brains are really weird and complex but can I just say how grateful I am that the "pretty-sounding noise make brain endorphin/dopamine reward system go brrrr" function of our brain has remained intact within humanity throughout its evolution because holy shit music alone has so many times made a shitty day better by making me cry real tears while laughing in pure unfiltered joy and experienced an absolute blasting off into the sky like my entire body is glowing with happiness. And all that just from listening to music - hearing a nice chord progression or something like that, or focusing really hard to hear all components of a song and suddenly feeling/seeing it all like a picture and being overwhelmed with its beauty. Like it's just sound!!! But it can produce a reward response even though it's so different from all the typical things that produce dopamine rewards!!

(image is from the article in the link above)

idk it's just mindblowing to me how an assortment of specific-looking soundwaves, of all things, can cause an individual to feel that kind of strong positive emotional response. think about it. vibrating air makes your inner ear move and then produce nerve signals and you register it as sound and then you feel emotions in response to that sound and those emotions produced could, in real-time, shift your entire perception of reality from negative towards positive. what a fucking wild world we live in i feel like a little kid again looking at the world in wonder and curious awe, wanting to find out everything I can about everything simply because i need to for some reason i don't know other than because it makes me happy.

#txtpost #late night badly written incoherent rambles about arbitrary little details are back folks and i am livin it #every time i go on a charles cornell video binge i heal to full hp because this happens several times throughout each video #its gotta be fundamentally connected to communication somehow right? #i mean. ''i hear nice noise = situation is good is safe also i am telling you this now yes we are two individuals i am not alone''? #a sort of mirror-reflex of encountering something that Another Conscious Being created and taking that to mean you aren't isolated?? #and being like ''oh fCUK yes another person! hello!! we stay together now your presence is most appreciated i hope you feel the same!!'' #and sound/communication/music/creations being inherently good and important for humanity? #idk man. but holy fuck it's fun to wonder and rant on endlessly about stuff like this

[lazarus---rising]

WAIT UR RED TOAD RIGHT. I JUST REALISED SOMETHING

HOLY SHI

#BVFSVHGFVWHIR87TG3FBHEJRGUI34HVDUWVFGW #YES YES DEAR GOD I AM . HOLY FCUK

[ryoceann]

happy pride month to bisexual little me <3

#FUCK FCUK FCUK FUCKKKKK #LOOK AT THEM #THE ABSOLUTE HOTNESS #HOLY FUCK I JUST EXPLODED #andrew garfield #andrew garfield have u considered giving me a chance #zendaya #zendaya please marry me im on my knees #FUCKKK #they're so gorgeous #variety

[greenscreen-dress]

I HAVE FINISHED THE OWL HOUSE IT IS 6:30 A.M I HAVE NOT SLEPT I HAVE JUST BEEN SOBBING CONTINUOUSLY FOR THE PAST 6 HOURS. AUOUAHOGHHH. FUCK.

#GILR HELP I HAVE A THERAPY APPOINTMENT IN LIKE. 3 HOURS I NEED A SMIDGE OF SLEEP BUT INSTEAD I SHALL SIMPLY. WAAAH :') #i watched part of the first s3 special but didn't have time to finish it & just didn't catch up #spent the past few days intensely bingeing it from the start to get back in the right mood & it's all culminated in this #GOURDDDD... what a beautiful show what a TRIP... but it hurts thinking of what it might have been in Dana's original vision #ok no only happy tears now. rage and hate at The Mouse later. now we delight in a good story. :') #fcuken hell man. i am dehydrated from crying i'm not even kidding. FCUK #i was never hugely into the fandom but i did watch most of s2 as it was coming out. it's such an incredible & important show holy shiet. #one of the greats #i am. not very eloquent & repeating myself a lot here but like. 6:30 a.m no sleep brain also very emotional brain also waaagh <3 #ANYWAY. new fandom beloved aquired #toh #eMerambles #eMerambles in the tags #eMe go sleep for an hour or two? eMaybe. yaaawn. bleh #clarification: i watched part of the first s3 special *when it first aired. and then didn't catch up. which was... last year sometime? idk #time is hell and also bullying me :'D

[twdgs]

HOLY FUCK

#ROCKET WANTS TO FIGHT #best at being the worst….. HOLY FCUK BATMAN

[n41r]

If the stars aligned and they're actually getting interested, I might be able to drag a friend into Oreca Battle hell

#Oreca related #HEUDJHWHUWHUEHUWWHWUHWH- #GOD BLESS THIS TOWN HOLY FCUK- #ALL OF WHAT HAPPENED FOR THE PAST MONTHS MIGHT HAVE BEEN FOR THIS FATED DAY- #God bless the veteran of the Oreca community for giving me the bible /no #They seem to be liking Flow and Shisa's evolutions 👀 #They might get hooked on Chapter 1 #Absolutely can't wait to introduce them to this hell- #WELCOME TO THE INFERNO AHAHAHAHAAH- #God if only we have New Chapter 5- #This friend of mine seem to like ice element after all

[fuck-my-addiction]

I just want my power to come back on! I can see my fucking breath in my house rn!!!

#SCREAMING #it just sucks cause it said it would come back tonight and now it says monday #like buddies that is going to be 5 days without power in below freezing weather #do you want people to start dying??? like holy fcuk #power outage #winter storm #michigan

[riverswater]

Every time someone asks me how my Erasmus went I say greatly❗it was the best experience of my life‼️and I go on and on in an over enthusiastic manner about how insane everything was. when actually it was the most miserable period I've ever experienced well I'm NOT gonna appear as a sad loser to a random someone who cares

#Thing is it's not the program's fault that the first thing I did as soon as I had no one checking on me was to relapse in my ed in the most #Serious and fucked up way I ever had it. Like first thought truly was wait...... I'm alone 😳 I can do whatever 💖 #Too bad whatever wasn't partying and taking drugs #My parents when I came back for the holidays: holy shit what the fcuk happened to you 😳 #Me: tehehehe I walk so much the city is so big 🙂 #Fkehdkwhfsk #Well whatever anyway! #Ed tw #m

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

hey, maybe something smutty w mindy meeks?? shes criminally underrated

This is my first Mindy smut and idk if I like this one... I need to do better

Warnings: smut, fingering

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Mindy’s fingers hammered into you, making you cry out while her mouth was wrapped around your clit, teasing and sucking until your legs were shaking from the intense pleasure. Your fingers had lost their grip in her hair to clutch your bedsheets, your grip so hard you could tear them apart.

You didn’t know how she did it, but Mindy always managed to give an excellent performance when pleasuring you, whether it was with her mouth, fingers or other objects of choice.

You started to clench around her fingers, your orgasm building up. You were so close.

You opened your mouth to let her know, but no words came out.

Shortly after, her name left your lips like a mantra as the knot in your stomach broke, your orgasm hitting so hard you saw stars behind your closed eyes. Mindy continued her ministrations until your body stopped trembling, pressing one last kiss to the inside of your thighs before moving away from between your legs.

‘’I’ve never cum this hard before. Holy shit, Mind.’’ You breathed out heavily, feeling so hot and so tired.

She laid beside you, kissing your bare shoulder tenderly. ‘’You should see the mess you made on the bed.’’

A light flush colored your cheeks, but Mindy was kind enough to not mention it.

‘’I’ll return the favor in a few minutes, okay?’’ you said, your legs aching as if you had just ran a fucking marathon.

Why was sex so exhausting? It should be considered a sport.

You and Mindy would be Olympic athletes if it was.

A laugh bubbled from your lips.

‘’What’s funny?’’ Mindy asked, rolling on her side looking down at you.

You shook your head. ‘’Nothing.’’

She didn’t believe you, but was forced to let it go because her phone vibrated on the nightstand, signaling a new message. Mindy rolled on her other side and reached for the device.

‘’Who is it?’’ you asked, still catching your breath.

‘’Tara. She asked if we want to eat chinese instead.’’

‘’Isn’t the chinese place six blocks farther?’’

Mindy hummed and you felt like crying. Your legs were so dead, you could never make it to the chinese place and back.

‘’Can’t we order chinese and eat at her apartment? You totally wore me out,’’ you said exhaustedly, making the other girl laugh smugly.

She typed your suggestion to Tara, then shifted her attention to you and raised an eyebrow. ‘’I’m that good, uh?’’ 

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