I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.
This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.
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stolitz duet lyrics
transcribed to the best of my abilities! ellipses and question marks indicate sections i couldn't make out. not fully accurate :)
STOLAS
Thank you to the butterflies
In my stomach. I haven’t
Felt this nervous since I was
A little fluffy dumb nestling
My derring-do is half-disguise
Behind a smile, my beak is grinding
Ever minding
I swore I wouldn’t dwell on the divorce
So for my own health
I’ll remind myself
That when I see him
I know that it won’t feel so tough!
I’ll believe him, and not the voices
Who say I'm not enough(?)
If I can manage it(?)
It can just be him and me
I’ll set us free
Oh how perfect it could be
When I see him tonight!
BLITZO
Full moon’s tonight? Alright alright!
It’s been a while
Since he craved your attention(?)
Are we okay?
Can’t really say…
I’m getting by
By avoiding this question
So complicated
I hate when it’s complicated!
Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?!
Here I go again, getting in my head
So I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead
STOLAS
When I see him…
BLITZO
We’ll go a round or two and I'’ll 'm gonna do that thing he likes
STOLAS
When I trust him…
BLITZO
No need to change things, I’ll just bring the rope and spikes
STOLAS
Oh god!
BLITZO
We’ve got a nice arrangement
And it’s working out just fine
We'll keep it light!
STOLAS
I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight!
STOLAS AND BLITZO (TOGETHER)
When I see him tonight!
STOLAS
Am I doing something I can’t take back?
BLITZO
(spoken) Relax…
STOLAS
Would he want me if he was free?
BLITZO
(spoken) We’re fine!
STOLAS
And if he’s only here as a prisoner
What kind of monster does that make me?
My entire life’s been written in stone…
BLITZO
(spoken) We’re gonna bone…
STOLAS
He taught me that I could choose…
BLITZO
(spoken) It's cool
STOLAS
He deserves the choice to stay or go
Though it scares me to think
What I’d lose…
BLITZO
Can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!
STOLAS
Would it be so bad?
BLITZO
Replace thinking with what makes sense, like him sucking my--
STOLAS
God this is the worst!
BLITZO
[...]
Who needs words when you’ve got a mouth full of
STOLAS
(spoken) Come to your senses
[...]
Deserving of your love and trust
BLITZO
I’ll eat his bird puss nice and thrust!
STOLAS AND BLITZ (TOGETHER)
And so…
[...]
And I...
BLITZO
Oh yeah!
STOLAS
But when I see him
Will it be tender? Or be tough?
Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?
Can this be our relationship?
Or am I still naive?
I’ll set us free
Whatever it may be
When I see him
(spoken) tonight…
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Okay, if my theory is correct, imagine how Blitzø feels in this moment
He's excited to see Stolas. It's been months and even though it's hard to admit it, he misses him. He was so worried when he was in the hospital. He just wants to see him again. And he invited him over! Stolas doesn't want him gone! This is so exciting! He got a special outfit, and he went with Fizz to go prepare and get advice. He even got him a gift, like Stolas does for him!
Maybe things can go back to normal. Maybe he can go back to... pretending that everything is fine. Maybe he can believe that Stolas sees him as worth something.
But now, Stolas wants him gone. This wasn't something to celebrate; Stolas was telling him that he no longer wants him, and he's hiding it as a gift. Like it's some sort of favor! What, is he just giving him the Asmodean crystal to make himself feel better? God, he should've known. He should've known that this would happen, that he would drop him when it got too inconvenient. God, how could he be so stupid? To believe thar a rich, powerful prince could see him as worth something?
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The way that Blitzo looks at Stolas is so insane because he’s clearly so in love with him but also worried at the same time
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