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#Helluva Boss Stolas
angelshizuka · 23 hours
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#these are from the same scene and you cannot convince me otherwise
HELLUVA BOSS: SEASON TWO TRAILER
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wazzi2ya · 22 hours
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Stolas realizes he's out of pills
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Immediately proceeds to enter the fridge
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hazbin-a-blood-bag · 23 hours
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I said it once and I'd say it again... and again... and again... These episodes will break my heart.
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vampireonastick · 18 hours
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I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.
This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.
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applecherry108 · 20 hours
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I love this man so much.
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visemes · 24 hours
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stolitz duet lyrics
transcribed to the best of my abilities! ellipses and question marks indicate sections i couldn't make out. not fully accurate :)
STOLAS Thank you to the butterflies In my stomach. I haven’t  Felt this nervous since I was  A little fluffy dumb nestling
My derring-do is half-disguise Behind a smile, my beak is grinding Ever minding I swore I wouldn’t dwell on the divorce So for my own health I’ll remind myself
That when I see him I know that it won’t feel so tough! I’ll believe him, and not the voices Who say I'm not enough(?) If I can manage it(?) It can just be him and me I’ll set us free Oh how perfect it could be When I see him tonight!
BLITZO Full moon’s tonight? Alright alright! It’s been a while Since he craved your attention(?) Are we okay? Can’t really say… I’m getting by By avoiding this question
So complicated I hate when it’s complicated! Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?! Here I go again, getting in my head So I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead
STOLAS When I see him…
BLITZO We’ll go a round or two and I'’ll 'm gonna do that thing he likes
STOLAS When I trust him…
BLITZO No need to change things, I’ll just bring the rope and spikes
STOLAS Oh god!
BLITZO We’ve got a nice arrangement And it’s working out just fine We'll keep it light!
STOLAS I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight!
STOLAS AND BLITZO (TOGETHER) When I see him tonight!
STOLAS Am I doing something I can’t take back?
BLITZO (spoken) Relax…
STOLAS Would he want me if he was free?
BLITZO (spoken) We’re fine!
STOLAS And if he’s only here as a prisoner What kind of monster does that make me? My entire life’s been written in stone…
BLITZO (spoken) We’re gonna bone…
STOLAS He taught me that I could choose…
BLITZO (spoken) It's cool
STOLAS He deserves the choice to stay or go Though it scares me to think What I’d lose…
BLITZO Can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!
STOLAS Would it be so bad?
BLITZO Replace thinking with what makes sense, like him sucking my--
STOLAS God this is the worst!
BLITZO [...] Who needs words when you’ve got a mouth full of
STOLAS (spoken) Come to your senses [...] Deserving of your love and trust
BLITZO I’ll eat his bird puss nice and thrust!
STOLAS AND BLITZ (TOGETHER) And so… [...] And I...
BLITZO Oh yeah!
STOLAS But when I see him Will it be tender? Or be tough? Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?
Can this be our relationship? Or am I still naive? I’ll set us free Whatever it may be When I see him (spoken) tonight…
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lunameimei · 24 hours
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so how do we feel hellaverse fandom how do we feel
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mintaikcorpse · 17 hours
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Okay, if my theory is correct, imagine how Blitzø feels in this moment
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He's excited to see Stolas. It's been months and even though it's hard to admit it, he misses him. He was so worried when he was in the hospital. He just wants to see him again. And he invited him over! Stolas doesn't want him gone! This is so exciting! He got a special outfit, and he went with Fizz to go prepare and get advice. He even got him a gift, like Stolas does for him!
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Maybe things can go back to normal. Maybe he can go back to... pretending that everything is fine. Maybe he can believe that Stolas sees him as worth something.
But now, Stolas wants him gone. This wasn't something to celebrate; Stolas was telling him that he no longer wants him, and he's hiding it as a gift. Like it's some sort of favor! What, is he just giving him the Asmodean crystal to make himself feel better? God, he should've known. He should've known that this would happen, that he would drop him when it got too inconvenient. God, how could he be so stupid? To believe thar a rich, powerful prince could see him as worth something?
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angelshizuka · 20 hours
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"You fucks think you can do this every time. Like you can just play with our feelings, because we're smaller and not as important."
HELLUVA BOSS: SEASON TWO TRAILER
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hazbin-a-blood-bag · 24 hours
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My heart!
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wazzi2ya · 23 hours
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This episode in particular is gonna turn my insides into spaghetti.
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fleshgerm · 22 hours
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THAT'S STOLAS'S HOUSE
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morgangalaxy43 · 23 hours
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The way that Blitzo looks at Stolas is so insane because he’s clearly so in love with him but also worried at the same time
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mintaikcorpse · 22 hours
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I'm in tears, Blitzø dressed up and bought Stolas a gift for the Full Moon😭
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angelstitss · 22 hours
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ok see they’re in the same outfits so it seems like the same scene
but this
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and THIS
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are giving two completely different vibes and i want to die.
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nyxofdemons · 23 hours
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from context we can tell this is all full moon stuff bc blitz is wearing this shirt, which a) hes so cute its a shame hes having the worst time of his life, and b) what is fizz doing with him !! that's stolas' symbol above the winged door, and fizz looks pretty happy to be there - what on EARTH is this about? are we finally going to get fizz/stolas bonding to go along with blitz befrending ozzie?
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