#I love Andrew for getting rid of Hag Tilda but you have to admit that gave Aaron some serious trauma specifically with driving

[minyardapologist]

The foxes as drivers: Ranked best to worst

Preface: this is based slightly on facts and mostly on vibes; as a Kentucky driver I’m also judging mostly on the god awful country backroads I’m assuming South Carolina has

Neil: surprising? You’d think. But no. Bro is the most cautious driver in the world without the additional anxiety because he was taught getting pulled over Is Not An Option. If we’re basing “good driver” by state law standards he’s our top guy

Andrew: is he canonly a reckless driver? Yes. does he still have razor sharp instinct for driving? Also yes. His parking is shit by choice but you need never worry about getting in an accident. Unless you pissed him off.

Dan: ofc she’s a sensible driver. It’s Dan. She’s the sweet soccer mom driving her kids to practices every Thursday

Nicky: gays can’t drive? This one surprising can. king of not giving a fuck. Has been driving the backroads around greater Columbia since 16 trying to stay out of his shitty home life. Force of nature. Can get a little over confident sometimes tho

Renee: I hate to put her down here but Renee gives the vibes of the 20 something yo that hasn’t bothered getting their license yet. Still when she can finally drive she does so with out drama

Matt: didn’t he grow up in New York. That says a lot. Decent driver but can be a little silly goofy sometimes. Might get a speeding ticket just because he wasn’t paying attention to the speedometer

Allison: is the reason all the Starbucks in the area have scuffed curbs. Yep she’s that girly. If Nicky’s the king then she is the queen at Not Giving a Fuck

Aaron: has some of the worse driving anxiety/phobia you’ve ever seen. Oh shit I wonder why maybe it has to do with his brother expert level unaliving his mom with their car. Does he have a license? Yes because Nicky made him get it. Does he use it? Literally never. Is a nervous wreck both driving and being in the passenger seat with his brother (Andrew is aware of this and thinks he’s fucking stupid for it) I don’t think he buys his own vehicle until he goes off to med school. As cautious as Neil but with the extra extra anxiety

Kevin: LMAO you think he has a license? Bro has never even sat In the drivers seat of a car in his life and does not intend to what are you on rn

Seth: he’s dead

(Bonus)

Wymack: my friends dad who I assume has driven for nearly 3 decades recently sent his truck into a ditch because he hit a backroad curve too fast so. That’s wymack

#do you notice that Aaron’s is a whole paragraph #he’s my scrunckle #I love giving him trauma #andrew minyard #I feel like Matt could be higher but eh #I love Andrew for getting rid of Hag Tilda but you have to admit that gave Aaron some serious trauma specifically with driving #neil josten #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #aaron minyard #aftg headcanon #all for the gay #canon #Betsy Abby and Katelyn ? idk