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#I wish I could eat musubi with my dad again
spookyprime · 1 year
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kon coming home one day: yo who tf is that
tim: this is my new brother
9yo dick, sitting on Tim's lap, eating spam masubi: hi. want to kill tony zucco with me?
kon: ... sure?
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You know I had to google how big a 9 year old is and I still think I made dick too small but whatever lmao.
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bangtaninink · 7 years
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youtube! jungkook "Close your eyes and hold out your hand" in so excited you're back you've been missed my dude
Ary’s Drabble Bonanza: August ‘17 Edition Character Jeon Jeongguk (Jungkook)AU YouTuber 
“Is it on? Alright. Hello! I mean, aloha, guys!” 
“What a dork,” you mutter, laughing and shaking your head. 
“I heard that,” Jeongguk says, looking at you through the camera. “Anyway. As you can probably see, we’re still in Hawaii right now, and hot damn is it nice out here, you guys. Stunning. Oh, and _____’s here too, I guess.” 
“Wow. Thanks,” you say, rolling your eyes, but waving at the camera regardless. “How’s it going, guys?” 
“Today is day… uh, three?” 
“Yep. Day three.” 
“Day three of the Adventures of Jeon and _____ are well under way. Today, we’ve got snorkelling on the agenda, which reminds me,” Jeongguk says, padding over to the bed where you’re currently lying, holding your phone over your head. “I need to charge my GoPro. Hold this for a sec, babe.” 
You take the camera from him, adjusting the view finder to see your reflection before continuing on from where Jeongguk left off. 
“We’re also going hiking up a volcano crater so, uh, pray for me guys,” you say. “And pray for Jeongguk too, because he’s gonna have to carry me on his back when I get tired. And to top that off, we’re going on another sunset cruise.” 
“I’ve also heard there are nude beaches around here,” Jeongguk says, putting his charging camera down onto the side table before jumping onto the bed next to you. “So if you guys know where they are, comment down below and let me know so we can go to one before we leave.” 
Scrunching up your nose, you smack his chest. 
“We’re not going to a nude beach, you nerd.” 
“That’s what you think, babe.” 
“Oh my God, that was…” 
“Okay, I swear that fish winked at me,” Jeongguk says, holding the camera out in front of the both of you as you squeeze the excess water out of your hair. “When we get back to the hotel room, I’m gonna look back at the footage and show you, _____.” 
“Jeongguk and his winking fish aside, you guys have to do that if you ever get the chance,” you say, laughing. “The water is so freakin’ clear, I can see my own feet.” 
“She’s just jealous a fish didn’t wink at her. But, exactly what _____ said. It is beautiful down there. Legit. The camera didn’t do any of it justice. You really need to see it all for yourself.” 
“We should do that again before we leave, babe.” 
“For sure.” 
“Right now, though, we’re gonna stuff our faces with some spam musubi, so we’ll see you in a bit!” 
“Alright. We’re about halfway there,” Jeongguk says, adjusting his cap. “How you doin’, babe?” 
“I crave death,” you say, panting from where you stand, a few feet behind Jeongguk, dragging the back of your arm across your forehead. “Kinda wishing this damn volcano was active so it would consume me already. Who’s idea was this?” 
“Hey, you were the one that said you wanted to see what it was like to stand on top of a volcano.” 
“Yeah, but I thought we’d, like... take a helicopter ride or something. I wasn’t looking for no Sound of Music ‘Climb Every Mountain’ experience while we were here in Hawaii.” 
With a soft chuckle, you watch as Jeongguk treks down the path to where you are, camera still in hand and held above his head. He stops right in front of you, turns around until his back is facing you, and the camera doesn’t fail to capture the look of surprise on your face when he crouches down. 
“Wait. Really?” you ask, laughing with disbelief. 
“Didn’t you say I’d carry you on my back when you got tired?” 
“Babe, I was just kidding.” 
“Oh.” Jeongguk looks at the camera, blank-faced. “Nah, still. Climb on. No girl of mine is gonna suffer, even if she is the reason we’re doing this in the first place.” You shoot the camera a look, but you’re praying the trees have blocked out enough sun for it not to pick up the slight flush on your cheeks that has nothing to do with hiking uphill. “You’re gonna have to hold the camera though.” 
You take hold of the camera, other arm wrapped securely around Jeongguk’s neck as he curls his hands around your bare thighs, pushing you up and adjusting your position so that the both of you are comfortable. He starts to walk, and you turn the camera around to face the both of you again. 
(You can cut out unnecessary parts later in editing. The wonders of the digital age.) 
“Well, it’s nice to know all those trips to the gym were not in vain,” you say, resting your chin on his shoulder. 
“Hashtag worth it,” Jeongguk says, wiggling his eyebrows. 
You’ve been with Jeongguk long enough to know his filming style, and while you can’t replicate it exactly, you know now when he’d take a certain shot, put the camera down, and then bring it back up to shoot a certain view, so much so that he barely has to ask you to film something during the rest of the hike. You have a little pride in knowing that you’ve gotten better over the years, progressing from crappy, low quality videos filmed on your laptop’s webcam to softboxes and microphones attached to your proper camera set up on a tripod. It’s all so interesting to see how far you’ve come -- how far the both of you have come -- not just in terms of your careers on Youtube, but as a person, and as one half of a couple. 
You’re so lost in nostalgia that you don’t even realise the both of you have made it to the top until Jeongguk is gently squeezing your thighs to grab your attention. 
Neither of you are saying anything, just letting a comfortable silence blanket the both of you while the view speaks for itself. The sun is getting ready to set, waves still rolling against the side of the yacht. By some stroke of luck, the two of you have ended up as the only passengers at the front of the boat on the deck, the voices of other passengers just a distant noise behind you and Jeongguk. The air is still warm, and you can feel the skin of your back and Jeongguk’s chest is sticky with sweat, but neither of you make the first move to shift away from each other. 
There’s a tap on your shoulder, and you turn to see Jeongguk silently ask you to hold the camera, nudging his head back towards the rest of the boat. You nod, interpreting his gesture as the signal for a bathroom break, and he leaves you with a kiss on your cheek. 
You barely hear him return, flinching when he comes into view in your peripheral and sits down in front of you. He laughs quietly, taking the camera from you and setting it down a few feet away from where you both sit, keeping you both in view. Your eyebrows furrow slightly in confusion, but you don’t say anything. 
“Close your eyes and hold out your hand,” he says. 
“Why?” you ask, narrowing your eyes when you realise he holds one of his own behind his back, out of sight. “Last time you told me to do that, you handed me a baby frog and scared the shit out of me, Jeongguk.” 
“I won’t do that again. Promise.” 
You jut out your bottom lip, skeptical, but there’s a look in his eyes that makes you comply eventually. Jeongguk takes a deep breath and licks over his lips, taking your outstretched hand and turning it over so that your palm faces down. 
Your eyes snap open when you feel something sliding onto your finger. 
“Don’t call me out. I know I’m three years late with this,” Jeongguk says, chuckling sheepishly as he stares down at your hand, avoiding your eyes. “But when we first started dating I could barely afford to buy myself dinner some nights, and I didn’t wanna buy you some cheap-ass couple ring from some little stall in Hongdae because you deserve so much more than that. I know we’re still young, and we still have so much we wanna do individually, on Youtube or otherwise, but I can’t wait for the day I get to slap a different kind of ring on your finger and to spend the rest of forever with you, _____. You settled for convenience store cake and one half of a kiddy ‘best friends forever’ necklace set I won at the arcade on our hundredth day, and I told myself that the next piece of jewellery I’d give you would be a hundred times better than that.” You watch him gnaw on his bottom lip before nervously lifting his head to meet your gaze, not even realising tears had fallen until he stops talking to reach up and wipe your cheek. “I love you,” he continues, smiling fondly. “I could write hundreds of songs in my lifetime and still never run out of things to say about you, _____.” 
You lunge forward and kiss him, cutting him off before he can say anything else. 
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