#I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com

[icarus-lold]

My friends were mean to me about my description and now I’m ugly crying

@even-the-sparrow was very supportive

@jurgenronaaz was mean

#callout #I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com #i’ve come to make an announcement

[sunnibits]

anyways not to pull out the “I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor” card but I honestly something makes the whole Discourse™️ thing in this fandom extra funny for me is the fact that I’m a minor (or at least will be for two more months lmao) and most of the people I see arguing all the time are like. grown ass adults in their 20s and 30s. like I’m sorry but isn’t it my job to be annoying and immature on the internet?? and y’all’s job to mind ur own business and be normal???? I think someone missed a memo here like don’t y’all have taxes to do or something 🤨 stop writing 2k+ word discourse posts online and go grocery shopping girl. your bread is literally growing mold as we speak

#why are you sending suicide bait to a teenager on tumblr dot com. aren’t you supposed to be like. mature #it’s so hysterical #idk I’m sure some of the ppl being annoying are teenagers #but like I will literally see people posting the most insane nonsense and then find out they’re 30+ 💀 #what tf are you doing #you got bills to pay buddy. you got other shit to do with ur time. #like that post ab how 14 year olds should never be argued with online bc they’re 14. except y’all are literally working full time jobs #pls don’t misunderstand me I don’t mean this post like ‘ewww old adults’ lmao god can you imagine. #im just joking around bc it’s funny #but it genuinely boggles my brain how some of u take the discourse SO seriously but you don’t even have the excuse of being a teenager. #how is it that important to you. what r u doing. get off ur phone for like two seconds go walk outside. talk to real people lmaooo #and don’t get me wrong I’m sure I’ve been guilty of being an Annoying Minor before. but at least I’m not making callout posts shdghdgg #idk sorry for being salty I try not to put my toe into this stuff but sometimes I can’t resist

[snakewh1sperer]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Azul Ashengrotto’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his octopus fuckin' dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: "Azul Ashengrotto, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, CROWLEY? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#life has no meaning

[ab-art-07]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

@creator-of-hydra’S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

THATS RIGHT

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKIN WIFE

SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM. @creator-of-hydra, YOU GOT A SMALL D*CK-

#/ref

[azeyjah]

CALLOUT POST ON TUMBLR USER @finnokorie !!!!!!!!!

i’ve come to make an announcement. finn okorie is a bitch ass motherfucker. he took my vessel. that’s right! he took his stupid fucking rosary out and took my fucking vessel. and he said his bottle was THIS BIG and i said that’s disgusting so i’m making a callout post on tumblr dot com. finn okorie, you got a small bottle. it’s the size of jolene’s sanity except WAY SMALLER!!!! and guess what, here’s what my skill looks like. PHHHEWWWWWW THATS RIGHT BABY!!!! all acrobatics, no bodies found, no witnesses, look at it it looks like two corpses and a vessel!!! YOU TOOK MY VESSEL SO GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR BODY THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER DEMON GOO!!!!!!!!! EXCEPT I’M NOT AIMING FOR YOUR BODY, I’M PLANNING GREATER, I’M TAKING YOUR BOOOOYYY!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FINN I TOOK YOUR FUCKING CLIFF YOU IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE GOO DRRRRRROPLETS SPREAD, NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I GOOP ON YOU TOO

[xx-bossman-xx]

I peed on your wife boss she's mine now that's the law

I’ve come to make an announcement: Anon’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, they took their anon fucking quilly dick out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com: "Anon, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#boss asks #shorts wars #team clones

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

I’d like the make an announcement, the pale king is a bitchass motherfucker. He killed my fucking siblings! That’s right, he took his wormy fucking pointy crown out and he killed my siblings, and he said there was “no cost too great”, and I said “that’s bullshit”, so I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: Pale king, you are a small man, you’re like the size of this grub except way smaller. And guess what, here’s what my siblings look like! *explosion sound* *the hollow knight appears* That’s right baby, all height, no thrones, no stools, look at that he looks like a moss knight!

He killed my siblings so I’m gonna kill him, that’s right this is what you get, my super pure nail! Except I’m not just gonna kill the pale king, I’m going even higher. I’m killing the Radiance! How do you like that dreamers, I killed the Radiance you idiots! You have twenty three hours before the infection leaves your mind, now get out of my sight before I kill you too.

#hollow knight #the hollow knight #the pale king #the pure vessel #pure vessel #hk pure vessel #hk the hollow knight #hk the knight #hk the radiance #the knight #hk pale king #hk dreamers #hk vessel #hollow knight spoilers #hk spoilers

[dandywonderous]

I’m making a callout post for my cat Donnie. He keeps biting my knees so I’m canceling him here on tumblr dot com

He is a dirty knee biter do not trust him!!

#cats

[sqirtle]

I’ve come to make an announcement, @leia-lover is a bitchass mother fucker. She did NOT fist bump back. That’s right, she LEFT ME THE FUCK HANGING, and she said her dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com. @leia-lover , you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON How do you like that @leia-lover? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss ddddddddroplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

#etc #friend tag #mutual tag #ari tag

[janthecrow]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

MY FRIENDS ARE BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERS (/J)

THEY WOULD NOT STOP BULLYING THE GLOBE

THAT’S RIGHT, THEY KEEP SLANDERING HIM

THEY PULLED OUT A CLEARLY FALSE PICTURE BY MY FRIEND DELFI AND SAID “HE DOES WEED” AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING”

SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM

DELFI, OMRI, BISCUIT, AND EVERYONE ELSE, I’M TAKING YOUR FUCKING GLOBE PRIVELIGES

AS CEO OF GLOBE YOU CANNOT MAKE GLOBE OCS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO THEM WITH A HANDWRITTEN LETTER AND GIFTS (/J)

[howling-crescendo]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Exalted Imperator Ixomandias is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he stole Tullos’ FUCKING husband. That’s right, he took his holy fucking ship out and he stole Tullos’ fucking husband. And he said his divine right was “THIS BIG” and I said “that’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com--

#four

[the-fruitiest-fae]

I’ve come to make an announcement: @mangoazalea & @purple-sage are a couple of CUTE AS HELL LESBIANS. They kissed me, on my fucking cheek—that’s right, they pulled their silly-ass personalities out, and they made me feel APPRECIATED, and they said that I was adorable, and I said that’s poggers. So I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com. Sage & Tilly, you’ve got me really gay. It’s like as gay as Shadow the Hedgehog, except way gayer. AND GUESS WHAT??!?! HERE’S HOW GAY YOU BOTH ARE!! *insert literally any of the prom photos* THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL SWAG, NO MOUNTAIN DEW MIXED WITH CHOCOLATE MILK, LOOK AT THAT WE GAY AS HELL. You were gay towards me, so guess what! I’m gonna be gay towards you! That’s right, that’s what you get—my SUPER ALTEROUS CRUSH!!! HOW’D YA LIKE THAT KEI AND LUCY?! THESE 2 ARE MY GIRLFRIENDS NOW, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!! You have 23 hours (less, actually) until I subject you both to my gayness again, now go have a lovely day & some good rest too.

#people i’m gay for tag #<3

[jinxcast]

i’ve come to make an announcement

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on fucking bugs. that’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin quillly dick out and he pissed on my fucking boyfriend. and he said his dick was “THIS BIG” and i said “That’s disgusting.” so i’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com; shadow the hedgehog you gotta small dick. it’s the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER.

[i-am-a-wooloo]

I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com.

People that have been hating on specific blogs around here, you all need to know that you could be doing anything with your life, but instead of trying to do something productive, you’re hating on people you’ve never met or interacted with just because of a factor about them that they choose for themself. I don’t get why you’ve chosen to waste your life away like this, but you still have a chance to go and get something done. Go do the dishes, I know you have some.

Another thing, why do you care? If we’re getting dragged to the depths of the deepest circle of hell, let us. We’d value your time much more if you kept your head where it belongs and not up someone else’s ass.

I may not know everything, but I do know it’s better to concede with some shard of dignity than to keep fighting a battle you aren’t going to win. Get ahold of yourselves, reconsider your life choices, and kindly go fuck yourselves. (Because, as we all know, it’s the closest thing you have to getting laid.)

#Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk #go fuck yourselves #trans rights

[clownculler]

I’ve come to make an announcement Ult!Dirk Strider is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking narrative. That’s right he took his swagless weeb sword out and he pissed on my fucking narrative, and he said his sword was “This big” and I said that’s cringe. So I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com, Ult!Dirk Strider, you got a stupid sword, it’s as unbreakable as this silk cloth except way weaker, and guess what? Here’s what my sword looks like: PFFFT, THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINT, NO CURVE, NO CULTURAL BACKGROUND, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EDGES AND A HILT, LIKE IT SHOULD. You fucked my narrative so guess what? I’m gonna fuck paradox space! THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER FANFIC! Except I’m not gonna self-insert into paradox space. I’m gonna go higher. I’M SELF INSERTING INTO THE GREEN SUN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I WROTE FANFIC OF THE GREEN SUN YOU IDIOT! You have exactly 23 hours before the cringe droplets hit the fucking canon. Now get out of my sight before I bastardize your character too.

#homestuck #very normal things #dirk strider #dirk #post canon

[real-eggman]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

@shadxwthehedgehxg is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "that's disgusting", so I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R R R R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!