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— A–Z with Izabella —
[find hannah’s version here] | [find june’s version here] izabella’s masterlist
➤ A is for… atiny! i hope you all remember that you deserve flowers, love letters and pure love
➤ B is for… BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA!
➤ C is for… currently emailing my selfies to the nasa because i’m the prettiest star;)
➤ D is for… do it because they said you couldn’t
➤ E is for… [reading a comment during a vlive] “everything’s balanced: we have seonghwa for woosan and izabella for yungi,” true, except for the fact that: woosan don’t like hwa and yungi do love me<3
➤ F is for… friendly reminder: i’m always right
➤ G is for… *woo beats her in a game* great! now he’s never going to shut up about it!
➤ H is for… *during a vlive* [reading comments] haha yeah.. by the way, whoever that said that dumb stuff about yeosang? not funny. didn’t laugh. i’m currently tracking your ip and plotting revenge
➤ I is for… i’m a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure for choi jongho
➤ J is for… ‘j’ is such a great letter! we can have words like ‘juice’, ‘jewels’, ‘justice’…. [mutters really quick] ‘jacobbae’
➤ K is for… kissing a boy? ew 🤢 i don’t think so. my kisses are only for atiny! [blows a kiss to the camera] *hongjoong gagging in the background*
➤ L is for… life’s a party and i’m the piñata
➤ M is for… my biggest flex is being me;)
➤ N is for… no because imagine being loved by me / hongjoong: why does it sounds like a threat? / … because it is [proud smile]
➤ O is for… [spots seonghwa] oh hey bro, let’s do our secret handshake [pushes him and runs away]
➤ P is for… [trips and falls to the ground] parkour
➤ Q is for… quality over quantity, always… except if we’re talking about money
➤ R is for… remember why you started
➤ S is for… song mingi is the love of everyone’s life and the only valid leo, i said what i said and i mean what i said
➤ T is for… the relationship between me and black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained
➤ U is for… *during a vlive* [reading a comment] ‘unnie, what do you look for in a guy’ pfft bro, i look away
➤ V is for… *woo starts doing aegyo* very cute!… i hope my next breath is my last
➤ W is for… what do you mean ‘no pets allowed’? this is literally my friend wooyoung
➤ X is for… xoxo by somi is a BOP
➤ Y is for… yeah, you shouldn’t have said that. now i’m going to have to write a rap about this experience
➤ Z is for… [pretending to make a bee sound] zzzzz– [suddenly slaps her hand on hongjoong’s forehead and starts running away]
#ateez au#ateez female member#ateez 9th member#ateez added member#ateez oc#ateez scenarios#kpop female addition#kpop addition#kpop added member#ateez#ateez female oc#ateez addition
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Parts of The Circus….(Salty shit post)
The implications of…what this imagery foreshadows 🤢
“He’s so sad and I don’t wanna deal with him” (same) “I’m so good at daddying”
Stolas laughing at the foreshadowed injuries of Fizz, and encouraging Blitzos sadistic side…yikes
Stella calls Stolas a pathetic fucking man
Cash physically ripping Blitzø away from his actual childhood best friend and love interest Fizz to be with Stolas instead as his retconned childhood bestie, cause Stolas wants him, and for the money (meta shipping commentary without intent) Poor Fizz though :(
A wadded up five and a slim fit condom . Ah, that’s plenty, done.
Blitzø saying ‘Ew’ to the idea of being Stolas friend, and later ‘Ew’ to the idea of sex with him
Blitzø being physically forced to be his friend by being bodily dragged there, and physically forced into his bedroom, by being physically dragged there, but getting the survival materials he needed from it to help him escape poverty and starvation in the end, good for him <3
“Is this an imp game?”
Blitzøs Robin Hood moment ❤️
Baby Blitzø talking about his dreams <3 and stolas condescendingly and sarcastically mocking them because the idea of an imp being successful is funny to him <3 teehee
Stolas realising Blitz doesn’t like him back and crying over it then singing his incel Hellfire song
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I’ve run into a problem writing future Jaya prime empire au chapters… I can’t stop accidentally writing him as one of those incels who think he deserves Nya 😭😭😭🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢💀💀💀
I have no idea why this keeps happening, I’m constantly writing myself into a corner where he makes fun of Nya, Nya makes fun of him, he falls in love and then for some reason I keep ending it with him being some jealous guy 😭😭😭 I hate it so much.
And I don’t mean, like incel in the real sense of the word where he hates women, I just mean like, George from grey’s anatomy 💀💀😭🤢 I mean like, Jay acting like he’s some cool guy to impress Nya and she’s so done with it. Cause that is not what he’s like irl 😂. He thinks he’s edward Cullen from twilight and Nya is like “nahhhh you’re a discord moderator” 💀💀💀💀
Ew. I hate it. I’m fixing it. I just thought it would be funny to share.
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KinnPorsche
That’s easy. He’s not.
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Oh, shut up.
You tried to rape him!
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LMAO, do they really need to run away holding hands all along?
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I’m not here for Pete and Porsche fighting and pointing guns at each other.
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I’m even less here for this.
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This relationship is the creepiest, most uncomfortable nonsense. Also, the actors can’t act for shit.
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The second-hand embarrassment is killing me.
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Also, how old are these two supposed to be anyway? Because I’m very much getting the vibe of an adult getting together with a high schooler here. My creep meter is going off.
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LMAO, look at him, breaking into Satan’s back room 😂
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Baby!! Why are you here?
I hope you’re a pet and not intended for, idk, blood sacrifice.
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Of course he has 🙄
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The way he just walked into an obvious trap.
I’m so unimpressed with the way this episode is going.
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WTF. Him??
I was expecting the mole to be Kim, or idk, someone more important. This guy barely registered.
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Oh, ick 🤢
WTF, Vegas? I don’t get the fascination with Tawan, the dude is so deeply unattractive, I find it hard to believe two mafia bosses are fighting over him. He’s just creepy and gross and greasy all over. I just don’t buy it.
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Porsche, baby, everyone except you saw it coming from a mile away.
OK, not him being sexually involved with Tawan because the guy is gross and so deeply unsexy to me, but everything else.
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This whole thing is dumb.
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Brb, facepalming forever.
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Bye-bye, Tawan, and good riddance! You didn’t deserve a better send-off.
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Oh, something useful from Kim, at long last.
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Oh, fuck no, what is he doing still alive 😫
Die already, you unfuckable bastard! Die!
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Oh, Big, no 😢
You were an asshole, but I still liked you! This just isn’t your show, man.
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This just confirms my suspicions that he’s been in love with Kinn all along and jealous and resentful of Porsche, which is why he was such a jerk to him.
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Yes. Kill him, please.
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Now, this is just pathetic.
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Was this protracted, quasi-romantic scene really necessary? 😑
Just ew 🤮
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Oh, thank goodness, he’s finally dead. For real, this time. Maybe now this show can go back to being good.
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Aww, they are sharing a cigarette 🤗
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OH, HELL NO
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Somebody remind me why I’m watching this again 😭😭
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How did my cute and funny show go from KinnPorsche being adorable to genital mutilation, torture and... this 😭😭
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This man is so beautiful 🖤
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You’re both idiots.
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Also, why is no one looking for Pete?
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Oh my god. He farted in his face. I am so done with everything 🤮🤮
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YES YES OMG THE TEASERS WWRE SO GOOD IVE JUST BEEN GOING BACK AND LISTENING TO THEM I CANT GET ENOUGH 😍😍😍 it comes out two days before one of my exams so i’m EXACTLY what i’m gonna be listening to when i’m revising
NO MAI IT WAS WORSE,, he snapped me saying ‘ur just above mid’ (as if i asked?) and then proceeded to say his friend wanted my snap what did i think of him (bc i met them for the first time last week) i don’t like either of them but i said i liked the vodka they brought. he then goes ‘we should go out one saturday, u me and his friends name - u should bring one of ur mates then we can double date’ i said ‘u r FUNNY’ bc NO WAY then he goes ‘come pub ??’ 🤢🤢 ew no wtf . i don’t understand how u can insult me then still expect me to go out w u 😹😹😹
OH MY GODDDD i’m so excited fr like staring at the calendar wailing in impatience BUT I KNOW THEY WONT DISAPPOINT ME 🗣️‼️ ALSO HAJDJJS YES FR UR NEW STUDY MUSIC 💪
ri….. i have no words 😆 but why are men disgusting 😆 just above mid…. absolutely go fuck yourself 😭😭 NAHHHHH CAUSE ITS ONLY the fugly guys who say that shit 💀 don’t know where tf men get their audacity but lord THE PATIENCE U REQUIRE FROM ME. i bét u were so nice abt it my god but my temper could never 😭😭 there’s a very special place in hell for this man fr pls “come pub” IM ACTUALLY CRYINGNEJCJDJS YK ITS SO HARD TO FIND A DECENT GUY THWSE DAYS LIKE DAMN 😭😭
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A frog with a top hat!!! That would be so cute! Or a snail 🐌
Oh no!! Maybe some ice will help with the bruise ?
Who doesn’t swear when they fall or hurt themselves? Lmao
I had to look away, she put a man’s foot in her mouth.I think she did the foot thing many times too in different cities 🤢 disgusting.
I think for most first season for most shows are a bit slow espresso if it’s story based. I’m definitely going to watch it soon.
No Tea. It breaks my heart. 💔💔
How can you not ? You have to, you are British. Lol People need to believe that every British person drinks tea and eat crumpets…
I’m not a fan of green tea, raspberry tea though. It’s delicious.
Also saw you’ve watched prima facie, how ? And how was it ? I’ve seen clips and it’s look amazing.
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OMG YES AND I LOVE SNAILS TOO
my bruise is lookin so cute today
that’s vile, feet are disgusting ew yuck
i love crumpets, definitely fit the stereotype with that one TEA IS FINE, i don’t hate it i just prefer coffee or green tea or most other drinks
raspberry tea yum
prima facie was AMAZING - jodie is amazing. the first half was funny but then it was really fkin sad which i expected and it was just even more sad because of how amazing an actor she is.
if you can ever find any kind of way to watch it i definitely think you should, though check warnings beforehand because it’s a bit triggering - though i guess that depends on the things that might trigger you i dunno BUT IT WAS SO SO GOOD
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heeseung as your skater boyfriend
requested; yep 😋
warnings; some cursing
note; so anon said with heeseung, jungwon, or riki and i was like what the hell, let’s do all three which then turned into what the hell may as well do all the members. so uhhhh yeah. idk when i’ll get around to doing the rest of them but enjoy heeseung’s in the meantime :)
when you first met...
the way you and heeseung first met was uhhhh
kind of a disaster lol
like you were just walking down the sidewalk with ur headphones in
do your own thing, minding your own business, etc.
when all of the sudden there was someone screaming “MOVE!”
and you were knocked onto the ground with a cute boy on top of you???
like ,,,,,,, really cute
however you were too busy gasping for breath after having the wind knocked out of you to freak out over having a hot guy on top of you
heeseung of course was low-key freaking out
“oH MY GOSH ARE YOU OKAY??”
and you just kinda . wheezed
“i’ve been better”
pls :( bby boy felt so bad :((
i say like he’s not two years older than me
and so to make up for practically running you over with his skateboard
he took you to get some ice cream
which you thought was so sweet of him :’)
until he made fun of what flavour you chose
“really? mint choco?? i didn’t take you as someone who liked to eat toothpaste.”
and you just looked at him 😐
“right, right. sorry.”
but as the two of you sat outside the ice cream shop and talked you were trying not to lose your shit
bc like? hello??
not only is this dude Cute As Fuck but he’s also really funny? and just like an amazing person in general???
yes you only met him two hours ago but the heart does not take time into consideration when falling in love
when he finally confessed...
LOL
he didn’t confess
you did
like the two of have been really good friends for a few months now
and while you love just being with him in general
your massive crush that gets like 800000x bigger every time you’re together is kinda making you lose your mind :/
so during one of the rare times that the two of you were at the skatepark by yourselves
you finally just fucking . snap
the sun had mostly set, the moon was starting to come out, and everything just had a ✨magical✨ feel to it
including heeseung
mans looked pretty as hell :[
he was trying to talk you into letting him teach you how to skateboard
but you weren’t listening to a word he was saying
“-and i just think it’d really benefit your-“
“kiss me.”
“h-huh?”
PLS HE WAS SO SHOCKED
literally the 😲 emoji
you rolled your eyes and scoffed which he found weirdly hot
“i’ve been in love with you for like two months, loser. so are you gonna shut up and kiss me or do i have to ghost you forever out of embar-“
yes he interrupted you with a kiss, yes it was the best kiss you ever had 🙄
when you started dating...
everyone is so done with you omg
literally all over each other all the time??
like ppl are starting wonder if u’re actually glued at the hip 🤨🤨
but also ur friends use any opportunity to tease you about it
“eW did you just kiss him on the cheek?? no one wants to see that 🤢”
“shut up niki”
so many chill but cute dates :((
and heeseung loooves just going ok walks with you
especially around sunset/dusk when everything looks more romantic 😭😭
complains about you stealing his clothes but he actually loves it??
omg but he almost combusted that one time you got fed up with his whining and just threw one of your hoodies at him
“there, now we’re even.”
even if you just did it jokingly….well.
lol
jokes on you now bc he’s keeping it forever.
he also really likes the way you smell!!
bUT NOT IN CREEPY WAY
he just finds everything abt you to be super comforting :(
if he’s having trouble sleeping will shamelessly beg you to come over and cuddle him no matter what time it is
“heeseung it’s 3 in the morning i’m not coming over.”
“pleaseeee baby? i can’t sleep at all :( and being with you always puts me at ease :(( don’t you love me :(((“
“……i’ll be there in 10.”
“kay 🥰“
speaking of cuddling 🤔🤔
his favourite way to do it is with you on your back and him on his side with his arms wrapped around and his head all snuggled into ur neck
especially loves it if you play with his hair 🥺🥺
omg but imagine like you wanna learn how to skateboard
but you don’t wanna do it in front of ppl in case you mess up and embarrass yourself
so he takes you to the park at like 2 AM when no one else is there and teaches you so won’t be scared of anyone seeing you fall :(
which just makes you fall even MORE in love with him bc :( how is so kind and wonderful and considerate :((
even after you get super good at skating you guys would still go to the park late at night when no one else is there
and just spend time with each other and being stupid and young and in love
basically skater boyfriend heeseung is a dream and i just made myself feel extremely single
#enhypen imagines#enhypen scenarios#enhypen x gender neutral reader#enhypen x reader#lee heeseung x reader#lee heeseung scenarios#lee heeseung imagines
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My scatter-brained reactions to Big Sky s2 ep12
Ooh, this family drama with the Bhullars are getting interesting…what does Alicia know?
Veer and Jag are so annoying
Donno is hilarious 😂 “Sometimes it’s better if he doesn’t talk”
Ew Travis
Lindor’s here 🧍🏾♀️
I like deputy Pepperdine, porcupine, pumpernickel
It would’ve been too easy to have the drop be in a garage
How the hell did T-Lock get a gun past the cops?
He shot him!🤭
Of course he has a bulletproof vest.
Oh shoot, T-Lock’s dead😱
Travis took the money and lied about it, lying, good-for-nothing, forehead-lined…
Ew she kissed him. I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢🤮
“Cassie needs my help” Yes, go help your girlfriend, Jenny!
Oh, is Scarlet dead?😱 I actually wanted to see more of her
Dang, Wolf is strong. How is he able to break out of his handcuffs and tackle Ronald all with a head wound?
They shot each other!
Oh, Lindor is shot😱 He’s not gonna die is he? Just because I don’t want him with Cassie doesn’t mean I want him dead.
Phew, Lindor’s okay
Cassie just left him! 😂 I don’t know why I find that so funny. Girl left him on the ground with a whole gunshot wound. 😂
Now it’s just Cassie vs Ronald
He stabbed her! If Cassie dies, I will cry then riot and take down everything in my path!
Oh she stabbed him! 😱🤭
Yes, she got him! I’m glad Cassie is the one to finally stop Ronald
Wait, it’s over? Are you kidding me?! Cassie and Jenny don’t interact at all this episode?? Are you freaking kidding me??
Oh, I thought this was the season finale. I’m glad there’s another episode next week. Finally Jenny and Cassie will interact. Maybe we’ll get some hurt/comfort 🤡
But ew, it’s about Travis. Maybe Jenny will finally drop his ass
The paramedic is part of the syndicate 😱 The syndicate is everywhere. I can’t wait to find out more!
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