#I'm a fuckin wreck

[front-facing-pokemon]

#noivern #one of my all-dragon team's staples! thus i have a soft spot for this pokémon. not really for any other reason than that #just a cool badass design. big bat dragon. objectively badass #though i think it should be a dragon/dark type instead of dragon/flying. hydreigon typing #also hi it's me from the future. a few hours before this posts. i just want to complain a little bit #about how fucking difficult this is getting now that i'm getting into alolan forms in the queue #i don't. fucking. know how to use blender. this is kicking my ass. i spent like two hours this morning just trying to get those alolan form #working. and i didn't even successfully do that for two of them #so if you like alolan forms i am Really sorry but they are not gonna be up to par for the production value i have set for myself on this #blog. i've fuckin doomed myself by getting this much of a following and i know i can't get away with the same shit i used to #be able to so like. just fuckin bear with me please it's turning into a whole wreck here in the future in gen 7

[majimassqueaktoy]

#girl i made these gifs but nah. Nah. #I'm postin the whole scene it fuckin wrecks me #the voice acting is so. so. so. #ITS SO #they way he like cries makoto Ough #yakuza 0 #y0edit #yakuza #yakuzaedit #majimako #majima goro #makimura makoto #makoto makimura #ryu ga gotoku #goro majima #rgg edit

[kaxenart]

"Trust your instincts."

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Doing the Alea Iacta Est ending is hnnnnngghhhhhhh.

WALTER TRUSTS ME TO MAKE DECISIONS, BUT OH NO..... OH NO. OH NO.

ALLMIND: I faked your death so you can do your horrible little crimes

Walter, without hesitation: 621 IS DEFINITELY ALIVE.

Walter believes in 621 even when 621 is fuckin' ruining his goddamn day.

The strange bond between an augmented human and their boss!!!!!!

#armored core 6 #armored core vi #alea iacta est ending #handler walter #c4 621 #HOW DARE FROMSOFT MAKE ME A WRECK OVER WALTER 3 DIFFERENT WAYS!!!!! #DOOMED BY THE FUCKIN' NARRATIVE HE IS #“my faithful hound is now our greatest threat” GOD I'M SO FUCKIN' SORRY WALTER. #No one can change my mind that 621 and Walter are sharing some bizarre incoherent brainwave with each other #Walter: MY HORRIBLE GREMLIN IS UNKILLABLE!!!

[dirtyoldmanhole]

you ever start a sketch and then almost immediately start welling up from the feels ;___________________;;;;;;

#this one's going to fuckin WRECK ME start to finish ;____;;;;;;;;;; i'm sorry im not normal over these two #[distant sobbing whale noises] #leT THAT BASTARD HAVE SOME HAPPINESS goddammit #own art

[tiredassmage]

Okay. The stars might be aligning today. Something might be working out in my favor and, perhaps, I can finally bring y'all in on. the absolute shenanigans that have finally taken shape between Alucren and Tyr.

Incredibly strong urge to ID him as 'the bastard man in question,' but. look, he is. I wouldn't exactly be wrong.

Anyway, in an attempt to be brief, Alucren is recruited to Imperial Intelligence when the class story's already kicked off. He's maybe three years older than Tyr and I need to establish now that that does not mean he's the older sibling. This will make sense in a minute. Perhaps.

So, he's designated Cipher Eleven and, largely, he knows Tyr by reputation as Cipher Nine, but they don't. really interact directly until they're some of the limited survivors of ImpIntel's fallout and Alucren becomes Tyr's Class-A Nuisance in Sith Intelligence. Eleven fucks with Nine because somebody's gotta see the guy loosen up, he argues. Which is hilarious because out of the two of them, Alucren is the one with the largely unbending loyalty to the Empire and the Sith.

[Everyone be thankful he wasn't the main subject of the Imperial Agent storyline. I don't think he'd survive the winter. Definitely not with his pretty aviator sunglasses in-tact about the galaxy and how it works, at least.]

The code I've cracked about this is that it is a largely one-sided mess fueled mostly by a lot of insecurities on Alucren's part. He's the only son of four children, and as loving as that family set up was, he still feels a responsibility to his family's name and legacy [and they have quite a long one in service to Imperial domestic interests; sidebar, Alucren's kind of a walking encyclopedia of Imperial history because of this. Let him take you on a museum date and tell you historical fun facts. Enrichment!]

And Nine has a whopping reputation as being one of the best Ciphers Imperial Intelligence ever trained. Of course, Alucren isn't... in on how much that also essentially turned Tyr's life inside out and wrung it out like a dish towel, but, hey! Details! And Alucren is, in a word, stubborn. And maybe a little competitive. And not all that certain of his own position in the service.

So, what's a guy to do but develop a homoerotic, one-sided rivalry with his essentially boss given Tyr's sort of right-hand man status to Lana? It's totally straight to think, "yeah, bet if I kissed him, that'd shut him up," right? Right! According to Alucren.

[oh honey you got a big storm coming, son]

Tyr is, largely, either willfully or just blatantly kinda... not on the same page about this. At least in Sith Intelligence. Alucren's whole attitude bit is a little grating, but Tyr's a professional and. mostly can afford to set aside the inconvenience of dealing with Alucren's smartassery to get their respective jobs done.

And then, in really short summary, the plot keeps happening. Alucren may or may not develop a bit of a crush on a Sith he starts serving [a smoking hot certain Wrath of the Emperor belonging to @hyrohkaah] (congratulations on the bisexuality Alucren!!!). It takes. a while for Alucren to really sus any of this whole Deal out about himself because he's very image-oriented. He has a Presentation to maintain about himself. Luckily for him, Tyr's a perceptive little shit and. eventually also not above throwing some of his stupid shenanigans back at his face.

Ultimately, there isn't any romantic attraction between these two fools, but Alucren still likes to take Tyr's patience and control for a spin around the block for the thrills and Tyr occasionally yanks back just as hard for the amusement. Sometimes this looks a lot more like indignant siblings arguing over their LegoCity build that's taken up the basement floor and sometimes it means are they flirting or fighting and the answer is yes.

And I'm also going to say Alucren's loyalty becomes... a lot more interesting for that sort of healed relationship between him and Tyr. :3 Alucren's a man that will always call the Empire home, so he'll probably end up serving it the rest of his life. But he also knows Nine is not a man to do anything by halves, and he does nothing without extremely good reason. And it'd just be a shame if I made them confront the possibility of shooting at each other. I mean. >.>

Spoiler alert: Alucren's probably not anywhere near as certain of his ability to follow through with that threat as he'd like to be. It'd surprise both of them, honestly. But you didn't hear that from me.

Anyway. He's a bit of a loser, actually, and I love him. Insultingly and affectionately. He's just.... a little like my pathetically sopping wet greasy alley rat. Unfortunately, he's adorable. And if someone punched him, he'd probably still deserve it.

And that, my friends, is the insane Tom & Jerry shit that has consumed me in the last two weeks or so about Alucren and Tyr. I'd usually say thanks for coming to my TED Talk, but this man's ego is already the broadside of a Destroyer in size and we just don't need to encourage that.

#dot talk #ch: alucren #ch: tyr #imperial agent #swtor ocs #alucren's a fuckin wreck your honor and i love him and i want to shake him like that kid from nemo with the bag. y'know. #he's a tool. a bastard (personality). i WANT TO PUT HIM IN THE PLINKO MACHINE #HOW IS TYR NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK WITH THE GUY WHO HAS PLINKO VIBES OKAY. its enrichment. for both of them. #so yea uh anyway congrats to tyr for being part of this idiot's bisexual awakening by existing honestly one of the fair things about alucre #alucren: you're hot when you're mad #tyr: i beg your pardon #alucren: i said you're a boring #tyr:... mmhmm. you wanna talk about it #[not pictured is tyr. wingmanning so hard again what if you- i'm dragged off stage] #anyway you ever wingman your coworker and his boss so hard you end up part of their relationship sometimes #fkin' imperials. i'm telling you.

[chrisrin]

in the past month i have now officially read all of:

mc escher that’s my favorite mc

alternate universe

and i JUST finished all of dayvhe’s broken diamond club

i think that’s like. a little less than 3 million words of unda homestuck fanfiction in the past month. holy FUCK. 

#and i'm EMOTIONALLY A WRECK!!!!! #AAAAAAAAAAA #homestuck #chris reads homestuck #chris talks #i want to figure out my favorite between the 3 but man #theyre all so different but so. m. theyre so good #its hard to compare them #god damn #unda's such a good fuckin writer.

[gfwooyo]

cannot stop thinking about yungi youth mv

#like what if i throw up #it's about the trauma and the tiredness and picking yourself back up and moving on it's about friendship and home #they lost sight of each other when they were so focused on themselves and their own shit #the shot of mingi in front of the mirrors where the center one is himself and the rest are yunho with his back towards him like !!!!!!!!!!!! #their old coping mechanisms not working #mingi used to use music to shut out the world so he could be alone but now it brings him back to yunho but yunho isn't THEREEEEE #yunho picked up his lore!brother's guitar bc it had been his dream before he died and he was grieving him but here he's smashing it on the- #-wrecked car the thing that took his brother away from him #and u can SEE yunho dancing in the burning house even in the 2 different sets u see flames through the windows #and mingi is watching the cabin burn alone until yunho walks into frame and we can breathe bc he's no longer trapping himself in that house #AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE TURNS TO MINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII #IT'S LIKE. WE'RE BOTH HERE. WE MADE IT AND WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. #gonna puke. idk if anything i've said makes sense it's after midnight and my head is a jumble they just got me feeling a lot #it's about the loneliness it's about the grief it's about watching ur past in third person it's about returning to yourself in the present #mingi i love u forever and ever. his lyrics have always hit the hardest like he Gets me #god this is just such a fever era song so ofc i'm obsessed like the lyrics in that series just fuckin HIT #they talk abt how hard and lonely and scary and confusing and tiring it is growing up and i start thrashing and clawing at the walls #how wonderful to not only be alive at the same time as atz but to be the same age & have similar experiences so their music feels like a hug #like. i'm not alone huh #ANYWAY. did not come here with the intention of saying anything in the tags i was just gonna post that picture but alas #kara can talk

[as-an-offering]

I am once again thinking about fucking that old man

#I'm a fuckin wreck right now #uhg

[godkilller]

looks away, pretending like she doesn't see him. is she pouting and sulking and being petty because he never pays attention to her anymore ? yes. yes she is.

HE NOTICED HER -- REALLY, HE WAS JUST FLYING UNDER THE RADAR AS OF LATE, checking in on her from afar and such. But he caught that pettiness, the pouty look, and he sighed out. Gin swayed into motion, moving towards her, offering a tired smile to cover up his intent.

❝ Y'really know how to guilt-trip a guy, huh? ❞

Then, he struck. A swift outreach of his remaining hand, and Gin proceeded to obnoxiously ruffle Peach's hair with enough intensity to produce static electricity.

❝ Be warned, if ya want my attention that means y'get my idiotic, childish, and annoyin' as fuck attention, too. Package deal. ❞

#[ roleplay ] predator; murder on his mind & hymns on his tongue #[ verse: redemption ] i am healing by mistake; rome is also built on ruins #gET FUCKIN' WRECKED (airhorns) #hello hello i'm alive ;w;

[knowlesian]

neal and keller on white collar are one of those things where i’m sorry there is just no heterosexual explanation for them and if one was offered up i would simply refuse it

#i'm joking/i'm not joking moment #like yes i understand it's not canon but counterpoint yes it is #they are toxic and doomed together love it #keller sends neal fuckin chess move postcards to tempt him to come out and play #their whole thing is keller being like i'm gonna ruin your life because you aren't with me anymore :) this is super personal i am obsessed #i love neal caffrey: actual peter pan in the sense that he is a human wrecking ball #he RUINS LIVES #it's great i love it #keller and neal hit all my toxic horrible spots #remember that episode where he was gonna like... steal neal or something #because I DO #what a mess no notes i love it

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

bitches be getting me all hyped up drawing c!paul and future!tom standing next to one another and uploading that with a link to a fanfiction and i click and check the tags and it's just another boring-ass basic bitch-ass "ooh c!tom and c!tord fall in love during the war" stockholm syndrome-ass fanfiction

#say what you want about DS at least they get together of their own accord and also c!tord fucking dies at the end #so as far as i'm concerned it's the best fucking tomxtord fanfiction of all time #tord talks // larsson #<-yea that's how im differentiating my tag from the fuckin cartoon tord in the sys. ill call him c!tord too like a fuckin smp character too #<- also i'm still bitter about his popularity and what happened to me after i left the show #<- this also means i'm probably the most source-compliant larsson alter out there. NOT THAT THAT'S A GOOD THING. IT'S FUCKIN TERRIBLE #<- IT FUCKING SUCKS SO BAD BEING THIS TRAUMATIZED ASS NORWEGIAN MAN IN HIS THIRTIES #<- AND FUCKIN HAVING FORMED BECAUSE THE HOST WENT THROUGH HIS OWN HARASSMENT #<- AND MOSTLY FRONTING WHEN EXPERIENCING ANYTHING THAT VAGUELY REMINDS US OF EITHER MY OR HIS TRAUMA #<-I HATE MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND I WISH I COULD GO FUCKING DORMANT FOREVER AND LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO DEAL WITH THESE WRECKS WE CALL OUR BOD #OUR BODY AND OUR LIFE #<- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S FRONT TRIGGERED ME TONIGHT ALL I KNOW IS I'M PANICKY AND UPSET AND UGHHHHH #FÆN FÆN FÆN #JEG HATER DET. JEG HATER ALLE DET SÅ MYE #beklager. jeg beklager. #getting a bit ranty in the tags like a fucking jackass. #>.< #also yes i'm a c!tomXc!paul shipper #mostly out of spite towards cc!tom (for doing what he did in legaacy. releasing the end and bringing my char back and shit) #and all the fucking tomXtord fangirls (and yes i mean shipping both c!tomxc!tord and also shipping cc!tomXcc!tord/the fuckin rpf shit) #but also very slightly because cute rarepair.

[beelzebby666]

me listening to no closer to heaven more like

#it's just an album of grief and religious trauma my god i love it #today cardinals caught me in the right mood and i'm a fuckin wreck

[bailies-me]

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VENT

c'mon world why do I have to be such a fuckin coward. i hate the fact that even tho it's on me that I'm this way, i can only feel pity for myself. like if i was any more self absorbed i would drowned in a pool

#tw: vent #tw: social anxiety #first day of school and i was seperated from my friends #i do have a friend in this group too but he is a popular guy and SOO many popular kids are in my class this year #he thinks I'm smart or something because we've mostly talked online #but I'm such a fuckin wreck #i didn't even talk to anyone except him #and i now he was bothered by my silence #AND I'M NOT EVEN THAT INTROVERTED #like wtf self #the problem is that everyone already has friend groups #and if i start talking to any of them now they'll just think that i am trying to intrude #or become a part of their crowd #i just want to cry cry cry cry #why why please please just let me switch with someone #I'm begging #i wish someone except me would have pity for me #but i somehow can't even bring to hate myself #which would be better than pitying my own self

[mypoisonedvine]

Virgin! Eddie talking big game but as soon as you even put the tip in he becomes a whimpering pussy drunk baby

"Baby," he panted, digging his fingers into your thighs, "baby baby baby-- slow down, fuck--"

"Slow down? Eddie, I've barely got the tip in," you noticed with a laugh, struggling a little to hold yourself up above his lap at this angle for much longer than you'd originally planned-- you'd been so excited to slide down and feel him balls deep inside you--

"I know, fuck, but m'so close already," he whined, "you're so... warm."

"Sorry, but I'm really not the patient type," you grinned as you plunged yourself down-- and your smile fell to a gasp as he filled you to the brim.

"Oh fuck!" he moaned, head falling back. "O-oh, god-- so fuckin' perfect..."

He watched you ride him for a few moments, but he couldn't keep his cool any longer when you balanced yourself on his chest and started to really fuck yourself on his cock.

"Baby, m'gonna-- oh, fuck, get off--"

You bit your lip and shook your head. "Mm-mm, want it inside," you cooed. "And I'm not gonna stop until I come."

"Sh-shit, baby, you might kill me," he whined. "Please-- will you at least slow down?"

Laughing, you replied, "already told you once I don't know how to slow down. Especially not when your cock feels so good--"

"Fuck!" he shouted as he came, moaning loudly and fucking up into you for a few weak thrusts. Of course, he was completely jelly beneath you when you kept riding, ignoring that he looked like he'd been fucking possessed with how his eyes rolled back. "God, b-baby, please-- please--!"

You couldn't tell if he was begging you to stop or keep going, but you did the second one anyways, desperate for your own release and knowing it wouldn't take much longer if he kept looking so adorably wrecked under you. "Don't you wanna make me come, Eddie?" you mocked. "You kept saying you'd rock my world-- takes at least a couple minutes to do that, don't you think?"

But he wasn't exactly... capable of responding to that, he was whining so loud you could barely hear yourself talk.

"Just stay still, Ed, I'll do all the hard work for you... just try not to pass out."

#eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #bex and jd's sleepover

[strangcmatters]

Rei walking into Purgatory at the height of summer in cut off shorts, a tank top, and high heeled boots, and grumbling louder and louder as she's forced into jackets and pants as it gets colder

#ooc / you speak an infinite deal of nothing #( alex made me watch wearp and i've been a fuckin wreck since ) #( anyway def w.itch verse rei ) #( also i'm so tired my eyes aren't quite focusing but i don't wanna go to bed before mom is set free from work )

[ghostaholics]

𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍 '𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓' 𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

➸ PAIRING: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x fem!Reader

➸ CHOKING: he doesn't squeeze that hard – just applies enough pressure the way you like it until that familiar glassy-eyed expression falls over your face, something lust-addled; he always uses his left arm, the one that's all tatted up, consists of intricate pieces he's collected over time until it's formed an elaborate black and white collage that’s inked into his skin – he enjoys seeing how you try to enclose two hands over the entirety of his muscled forearm but can't quite round off the circumference of it, not even trying to get him to pry his grip from your throat, but to keep him there and occasionally prompt him for a little bit more constriction if you need it (❝ Look so fuckin' good like this, don’t you love? ❞)

➸ FAVORITE POSITIONS: anything that can get him as deep inside you as possible, bottomed-out so that he can watch you take every thick inch of him which includes, but is not limited to

(1) mating press or any other variation of it – basically an aggressive 'missionary-style' that gives him the advantage of pile-driving into you, will try to ease your legs onto his shoulders for as long as you can handle it; also likes this because he can still see your eyes roll back in between thrusts when he just grinds into your cunt for a bit while he takes a break and plays with your clit (❝ Greedy cunt's just swallowin' me whole, innit? ❞)

(2) face-down, ass-up - has to pull on your hair a little so you bring your head up to make sure your mouth's not muffled by the pillow (he needs to hear each long, drawn-out moan he can get from you every time he brushes up against that special spot inside you); very primal and powerful, allows him the opportunity to see the arch of your back like this while he's gripping onto your hips for leverage but it's also just so fucking tight and deep (❝ You can take it all, can't you, sweetheart? Yeah, that's my girl. ❞)

➸ DIRTY TALK: typically more reserved in day-to-day conversation, had to work up to being vocal in the bedroom, which now consists of a diverse mixture of low groans, lots of swearing (fuck, shite, or whatever other word that accurately expresses everything he's feeling when he hasn't got a single coherent bloody thought at the moment), as well as any filth like

❝ Gotta stretch you out – work you open on my fingers… Y’know it’d be a shame to wreck this tight, little cunt before I’ve had my fill. ❞

❝ Can’t wait ‘til you milk every last drop of cum from my cock, love. ❞

❝ Where’d your manners go? Say ‘please.’ Let me hear you beg for it. ❞

❝ Christ, I’m gonna flood this fuckin’ cunt. ❞

❝ Do I look like I’m done? Lettin’ my cum leak out… I don’t think so sweetheart. Gotta fuck it back into you now. ❞

❝ Again – love, I'm not stopping until I get another one outta you. So be a good girl and fuckin' come for me. ❞

➸ SPITTING: has a few places he’s fond of; will lift up his mask just above his mouth in order to make it happen

(1) in your mouth, tongue held out in anticipation – he discovers that you’ve got a thing for spit play after a particularly hungry and feverish kiss that has him starving for you, swallowing down your moans, and when he pulls away there’s sort of a wet, glossy little sheen left behind on your lips that you run your tongue over; so, you ask him if he can spit in your mouth because you feel like you need more than just a kiss – he obliges because it reminds him of his cum on your tongue after he asks you where you want him to finish sometimes

(2) on your pussy – absolutely no valid reason for this other than the fact that he really likes rubbing his spit into your cunt and watching it mix with the slickness in between your legs just to make an even bigger mess than the one that’s already there

(3) in his hand, covering his palm – uses it to coat his cock with a few passes over the length of it with his fist, a few harsh tugs at his shaft and a smear of his precum at the head; doesn't really have to because you're wet enough (still wishes he had the opportunity to get you completely fucking soaked, except the circumstances won't allow it), but he's pressed for time, knows it won't be better than the natural lubrication of your own arousal and doesn't care too much since the idea of it makes him that much harder right before he slides on home into your cunt

➸ EATING YOU OUT: he loves it, needs it; heaven between your legs, groans whenever he gets a taste of you, can't resist grabbing handfuls of your ass to bring you impossibly closer to his mouth, tongue flattening and stroking and licking its way into your cunt as you rock down, hips rolling, squirming under the iron-clad grip he's got on your thighs – craves the hot slick rushing out of you, doesn't want to waste a single drop but can't control the way your orgasm liquefies into a sticky and clear wetness that paints his lips and his chin (❝ C’mere. Gonna have you make a mess on my face. ❞ )

➸ DACRYPHILIA: when you're wrought with overstimulation, so, so sensitive after he's ripped the first few orgasms from you – tears prick at the corner of your eyes, a stinging, burning sensation growing in your throat as you try to tamp it down until the first wayward drops of brackish water escape, rolling over your cheeks unsolicited not because the sex hurt but because it was too good and you can't sort out the knotted tangle of emotions you harbor for simon; he asks in a rough and hoarse voice if you're okay, brushes the tears away in a questioning gesture with scarred knuckles until you admit exactly what the cause is, which elicits a deep moan from him signaling that he might just give you another reason to cry

➸ TEASING: rubs the head of his cock against the entrance of your awaiting cunt, back and forth, slowly, just so he can hear you whining impatiently for him to put it in because you hate the feeling of being empty; maybe you should ask nicely, try being polite – it might be the solution to putting an end to your misery

#banner credit to cafekitsune #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley smut #ghost smut #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost x you #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #cod mw 2 smut #cod mw x reader #cod mw2 #call of duty headcanons #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty smut #ghost cod