Being a warriors fan is really taking a toll on my mental health lol.
I know it’s silly to care this much about the results of a basketball game but I watch them to escape reality for a while and it’s hard to do that when they suck 💀
Steve: enters the locker room with a broken coffee pot in hand.
Steve: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Steph: I did. I broke it.
Steve: No. No, you didn’t. Draymond?
Draymond: Don’t look at me. Look at Klay.
Klay: What?! I didn’t break it.
Draymond: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Klay: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Draymond: Suspicious.
Klay: No, it’s not!
Gary: If it matters, probably not… Jonathan was the last one to use it.
Kuminga: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Gary: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kuminga: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Gary!
Steph: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Steve.
Steve: No. Who broke it?
Chris Paul: [whispering] Steve, Wiggs’ been awfully quiet…
Wiggins: Really?!
Chris Paul: Yeah, really!
…
Steve (who once punched Michael Jordan): I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.