#Kíli just wanted to see his pretty elf gf Bilbo

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Bilbo: Would you like to know what your nephew did?

Thorin: Well if he’s my nephew it must be something bad

Bilbo: well I had to go to the library to see Balin because it seems like he hasn’t shown up for his studies for the past two weeks

Thorin: I see. And how did he explain this?

Bilbo: Well he’s had a lot of extra responsibility round here since you died

Thorin: *trying not to laugh*

Thorin: …did I suffer?

Bilbo: No. Sniper. Clean shot.

Kíli: I said I was sorry!

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #kíli #inccorect Lord of the rings #inccorect hobbit quotes #source: unknown #Kíli just wanted to see his pretty elf gf Bilbo #cut him some slack #Thorin laughing is only going to encourage him