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( from @hxwboutadance ) still accepting
ELLE / EMMETT
who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks - ELLE , no doubt in my mind. she isn’t used to doing certain things for herself all the time and emmett definitely has to help her a lot. there is definitely stuff he just does so there’s no risk of her hurting herself ...
who worries more about the other - i think they both worry about each other in their own ways , but i think overall , EMMETT is the bigger worrier in the relationship. elle does not seem to have any fear , and while that’s awesome , it’s also worrisome.
who is more afraid about the other leaving them - the obvious answer may be emmett ( notably because , well , she almost did her first year at harvard ) but i think they are BOTH terrified of the other leaving. elle’s scared that her excitement will wear off or he’ll finally realize she’s too much. she meticulously planned her relationship and life with warner , crossed all her t’s and dotted her i’s , and yet that still failed. her relationship with emmett is unexpected and unplanned in every aspect. and while she’s so much better now , it’s still scary. meanwhile , emmett thinks elle is too good for him, way out of his league. waiting for the day she wakes up and see ; but jokes on him. she’s excited to wake up to him any day.
who is more likely to leave (for any reason) - ELLE. i can’t deny this. she can be so spontaneous and maybe even occasionally flightily. she will literally run away to malibu or anywhere sunny that a plane can take her if she gets compelled enough. if not for a good voice of reason , she would disappear multiple times by now.
who is more likely to drunkenly confess - ELLE. a night after celebratory drinks. elle collected a few too many free rounds from the bar. some fancy shots may have been ordered. naturally emmett is the one who volunteers to take her home. elle just can’t help but go on and on about everything he does for her and everyone and just how amazing he is and just how much she loves him ...
who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason) - ELLE. she thinks she’s a burden to emmett. just as likely to push him away as she is to run away. she doesn’t always give herself enough time or space to logically think things out and can sometimes let insecurity get the best of her.
who picks fights more often - we’re talking about two lawyers ... they are always finding arguments to have. emmett probably picks arguments to test her , push her to see that kind of side of her more. elle picks arguments / fights to prove herself && her viewpoints. they’re just different kinds of fights / arguments , but regardless elle tries to win almost every one ... so A LITTLE BOTH.
who usually apologizes first - EMMETT. elle is extremely stubborn , so unless he knows she really messed up and way in the wrong , she probably is not apologizing first. however, she with be the second.
who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other - EMMETT. i think they both hold back a little bit , but elle also isn’t the most subtle. she’s not usually afraid to say what ( or who ) she likes , but she was mildly hesitant with emmett though probably not for long. emmett was probably more scared / worried cause like ... power dynamic.
who is more likely to lash out at the other - while elle is extremely loud and passionate , i don’t think gets herself worked up in a way she lashes out. quite opposite , she tends to turn into herself and become quiet. EMMETT , on the other hand , probably gets much more wound up when stressed and is more likely to lash out against elle’s constant pep.
who gets more jealous - ELLE. she likes to mark her territory in a way. she will suddenly get so much more touchy and lovey - dovey if someone starts flirting with emmett ; meanwhile emmett does not even realize someone was flirting with him. he just thought they were being nice.
who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”: - so , if they have not dated / explicitly confessed their feelings to one another , elle will act like she is supportive and happy for emmett even if it hurts. however , if this is , like , after a break up / during a break in their relationship , she’s not even pretending. she’s sabotaging and trying to win her man back. we saw her with warner , and emmett is a whole ‘nother game. regardless ... in either situation , EMMETT is more likely to be supportive of elle in her relationship(s).
KENDALL / CAMILLE
who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks - this is a tricky question ... because camille is has mastered many skills and tasks , ranging from mundane to extraordinary. kendall , on the other hand , probably doesn’t care about getting hurt and very much will nearly cut his finger off while cooking but either does not notice or does not care ... so i guess KENDALL.
who worries more about the other - i’m sure there have been plenty of times kendall has put himself in to make camille worry , but i think KENDALL is the bigger worrier. he’s very protective , and camille is so unpredictable ... like how can he not worry about her blowing herself ( and the rest of the building ) up ???
who is more afraid about the other leaving them - i think maybe CAMILLE is more afraid. she’s probably more used to the revolving door that is the residents of the palm woods. she’s used to friends leaving ,be it onto bigger + better things or back home after they fail. kendall is would also be afraid but he’s never allowed himself to linger on the thought enough to let that fear grow.
who is more likely to leave (for any reason) - maybe a hot take , but CAMILLE. kendall has too many of his very own abandon issues ( see also - papa knight ) and he’s so loyal to a fault. he may leave in tour , but he always promises his return.
who is more likely to drunkenly confess - CAMILLE. but like ... is it a true drunk confession ??? or a role ??? or is she actually drunk but blames it on it being a role minutes later ??? meanwhile , the only stuff kendall drunkenly confesses to is pranks and schemes he previously denied.
who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason) - i don’t think either really push each other away , at least not successful. they can try to keep their distance , but they can’t simply ignore each other. they have such a connection that NEITHER is capable of not at least being some sort of friends / confidants.
who picks fights more often - they both love an argument , but i think maybe CAMILLE technically picks the most fights. sometimes she almost seems to be playing devil’s advocate , just to get kendall riled up and say she was just acting in the end.
who usually apologizes first - KENDALL. he never lets things get too far. if there’s even the slightest doubt that this could be a major fight or cause any sort of major rift , he’s already apologizing. he’s not letting some dumb shit ruin their relationship.
who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other - KENDALL, mostly. camille doesn’t quite know what ‘ chill ’ is. and even if she makes a mistake , she can just play it off as acting for a role. on the other hand , kendall doesn’t want to ruin his friendships.
who is more likely to lash out at the other - i don’t think either super lashes out at the other. kendall is fairly controlled , but if put under enough stress , may shout ( and then immediately apologize ) or just completely walk away / almost blow her off. CAMILLE , on the other hand , has the dramatic flair ... so many she better fits the description of lashing out ... but just barely.
who gets more jealous - CAMILLE. no debate. what’s hers is hers.
who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”: - BOTH. i think they both , genuinely , want the best for other. whether or not they ever had a romantic history , their relationship has always been rooted in their friends. also , it probably helps their other relationship in question is also their other best friend who they also want to be happy.
KAT / SARAH
who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks - KATHERINE. i fully believe kat is , like , seriously helpless with apparently menial tasks. she can’t cook , she can’t clean , she’s incapable of being handy. she tries , but ultimate she’s doing something wrong ..
who worries more about the other - SARAH. not to say kat doesn’t worry about sarah , but kat is doing so much all the time. she sometimes forgets even herself. and that in itself is a reason sarah probably worries so much about her ...
who is more afraid about the other leaving them - neither? i don’t either worry about the other , at least physically , leaving. new york is still a small city and neither have a better place to be ... however , SARAH is probably more afraid of kat forgetting about her , leaving her in the dust / abandoning their friends all together, than the other way around.
who is more likely to leave (for any reason) - KATHERINE. despite being so against someone like jack running away to santa fe , she very much has an instinct to run away / avoid her problems sometimes. also given her circumstances , she’s more likely to be swept up in her life and basically disappear.
who is more likely to drunkenly confess - KATHERINE. kat holds so much back that the only way it’s coming out is with excessive alcohol. while i think sarah would also , very much , drunkenly confess her feelings ; kat’s only confessing if she’s drunk. and if they’re both drunk , it probably turns into some sort of cry fest / argument.
who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason) - KATHERINE. kat is definitely the one to push , but sarah is pushing back. sarah makes it clear she’s not going anywhere anytime soon , no matter how much kat pushes. it’s why they are so tight in the end.
who picks fights more often - KATHERINE. this girl loves to fight , i’m so sorry. it can be the smallest of arguments , and kat still wants to win so bad. she can’t handle being wrong. it’s a fatal flaw , really ...
who usually apologizes first - SARAH. kat is far too prideful to ever apologize first , and sarah knows that. half the time , sarah has to apologize just so kat will ; because only then will she admit her wrong. however , she’s get a bit better ... slightly ... she’s trying.
who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other - KATHERINE. she keeps her feelings so locked up. she refuses to be vulnerable. never mind all the other reasons , like ruining their friendship and every other complication ...
who is more likely to lash out at the other - KATHERINE is definitely the one more likely to blow up more often. however , it’s way more scary when sarah lashes out. that’s when you know something is really bad ...
who gets more jealous - i think secretly BOTH get jealous , but both are a bit silent about. however, katherine’s jealousy definitely shows more. she’s only so good at hiding her stronger feelings ...
who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”: - while they both truly want the best for one another , SARAH is very much the better supporter.
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Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 3
Propaganda under the cut:
Kendall/Logan:
What if u were a 80 year old successful media mogul and the greatest love of ur life was ur cringe disappointing failson who is also ur number one boy and u get sooo possessive and jealous and unwell over him u literally try to ruin/sabotage every relationship he’s ever had. also he keeps trying to kill you!
Kendall is probably the most wife a son could be tbh. the kendall and marcia parallels are crayy
He spends an entire season as his fathers robotic little slave. multiple people suggest they are fucking. his dad talks like a bitchy high schooler to any woman he’s ever been with while he handled his fathers viagra they want to OWN each other groomed so hard the word lost all meaning
off to the races edit: https://youtu.be/SqwBVm0qyRo?si=XWZ8kVlz3rjBx2yV
"You're my number one boy."
Merricat/Constance:
Mutual obsession, codependency and isolation sisters win
They happily isolate each other and follow these rules that nobody else understands, Merricat only cares about Constance and Constance would do anything for Merricat, no matter what Merricat does, and seemingly not out of fear, but out of love
When there's a possible love interest for Constance (who also happens to be said looks like their dad), Merricat wants him dead and in the end, even though Constance seemed more she could be a part of society, she chooses Merricat over him and over everyone else
Weird girls 4ever <3
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24 in 2024
I meant to do this in January, but life keeps marching on despite my efforts. I stole this from @aliteraryprincess because it just looks fun!! This is 24 books I want to read in 2024 (not including ones I've already read or am currently reading.) These are in no particular order.
Bronze Drum, Phong Nguyen (fiction) (already own, just unread)
Lady Chatterley's Lover, D.H. Lawrence (classic)
Edward IV: A Source Book, Keith Dockray (nonfiction) (already own, just unread)
Lavinia, Ursula K. Le Guin (fiction) (already own, just unread)
Under the Skin: The Hidden Toll of Racism on American Lives and on the Health of Our Nation, Linda Villarosa (nonfiction)
Modern Paganism in World Cultures: Comparative Perspectives, Michael Strmiska (nonfiction) (already own, just unread)
She Would Be King, Wayétu Moore (fiction) (already own, just unread)
The Peacekeeper, B.L. Blanchard (fiction) (already own, just unread)
Tress of the Emerald Sea, Brandon Sanderson (fiction)
Medieval York, D.M. Palliser (nonfiction)
She Had Some Horses, Joy Harjo (poetry) (already own, just unread)
The Mysteries of Udolpho, Ann Radcliffe (classic) (already own, just unread)
Object Lessons: The Life of the Woman and the Poet in Our Time, Eavan Boland (essays?) (already own, just unread)
Noblewomen, Aristocracy and Power in the Twelfth-Century Anglo-Norman Realm, Susan M. Johns (nonfiction) (already own, just unread)
Hood Feminism: Notes from the Women That a Movement Forgot, Mikki Kendall (nonfiction)
Katherine Parr: Complete Works and Correspondence, Katherine Parr (essays/letters) (already own, just unread)
Daughter of the Moon Goddess, Sue Lynn Tan (fiction) (already own, just unread)
Blood and Roses: One Family's Struggle and Triumph During the Tumultous Wars of the Roses, Helen Castor (nonfiction) (already own, just unread)
If I Were Another: Poems, Mahmoud Darwish (poetry)
Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised, Alice Te Punga Somerville (poetry)
Black Swim, Nicholas Goodly (poetry)
Sight Lines, Arthur Sze (poetry)
Real Queer America: LGBT Stories From Red States, Samantha Allen (nonfiction) (already own, just unread)
Within the Fairy Castle: Colleen Moore's Doll House, Terry Ann R. Neff (idk how to label this, this is my last pick just for fun) (already own, just unread)
If you want to do this, steal it from me and tag me!
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