So Secret from bottomjoonghyuk (Kim Dokja)
This Guy like Kim Dokja is Really Kim Dokja.
We Are Acting as Omniscient Reader Characters Because it's the Fandom He Loves, But He's Really Kim Dokja.
His Friends Say Kim Dokja is so Dense, He Thought He Was Yoo Joonghyuk.
Which was Why He shipped Dokjoong despite it being a unpopular pairing.
But Then He Left Tumblr As a New Person After Becoming Bored, Found Us and Found He's Kim Dokja, And Returned as Kim Dokja. To the url bottomjoonghyuk.
This mastermind would say, 'Bottomjoonghyuk, so as Yoo Joonghyuk I was at the bottom, but now as Kim Dokja, I'm Me, and I'm at the Top.'
Yes He Would Really Say This, Don't Be Fooled By His Polite Personality Here.
This Guy We Love is Egotistical Like Fuck.
Sometimes.
What Friends.
Kim Dokja is Sleeping. Stop it already.
Kim Dokja is Mine. Fuck Off.
You Fuck Off.
Go Away Yoo Joonghyuk and Secretive Bastard Plotter, Han Sooyoung Turn.
This is So Funny.
Ok but Like the Real Kim Dokja, Thought He was Yoo Joonghyuk Because He Wanted To Become Yoo Joonghyuk.
This Kim Dokja Real, Thought He Was Yoo Joonghyuk Because He Didn't Know He Was Kim Dokja, and Wrote -
Shut up Han Sooyoung Protects!!!!!!!!!
yoo-
Joonghyuk.
Fuck off, I don't Ship Joongdok (or Dokjoong), Kim Dokja is Mine!
Fake Uriel.
Fics - Yeah.
Anyway it's such a Coincidence, Lol.
The Entire Universe, Be More Useful!
Sorry Group Name.
Kim Dokja is the Centre of the Universe.
I Wrote that not Han Sooyoung
Fuck off Han Sooyoung, my Turn!
Han Sooyoung Rejects!
Move Yoo Joonghyuk, Go Have Sex with Secretive Plotter Or Something. Cuddle Kim Dokja -
FUCK OFF KIM DOKJA IS MINE. I WOULD RATHER DIE X2 TIMES 32 DON'T KNOW WHAT TURNS THAN HAVE SEX WITH SO CALLED SECRETIVE PLOTTER
SECRETIVE PLOTTER.
Past Lives.
Yeah, Sure.
Anyway, Kim Dokja.
Sorry about this Useless ENtire Universe.
God is Sleeping!
Our God Kim Dokja.
A Moment Of Silence.
Bottom joonghyuk actually Kim Dokja in Disguise.
We Are Sorry, God.
Anyway, So It's Funny Because yeah Kim Dokja in ORV Wanted to be Yoo Joonghyuk. and This Kim Dokja is so Dense He Didn't Know He Wasn't Yoo Joonghyuk, but Kim Dokja. While being interested in Kim Dokja's words while Reading Omniscient Reader.
Yay So a Miracle Has Happened for Kim Dokja in Real Life, Kim Dokja's Friends Found Him Again, Yeah! - Han Sooyoung
Yay Kim Dokja Totally Has Friends Now.
Still Laughing at the Thinking He's Yoo Joonghyuk.
We Won't Bully Our Precious God *Glares* - Han Sooyoung
You Think You Writer Here?
Brb Murder people - hansooyoung
Brb look at kim dokja secretly - Secretive plotter
Brb MURDER Secretive Plotter -a very calm yoo joonghyuk
The Entire Useless Universe.
(We Hope You'll Enjoy Our Kim Dokja.)
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thinking about how kim dokja thinks he's alone in the world and there is no one in the world who understands him or can possibly understand him.
but. there yoo sangah is. yoo sangah who discusses literature with him. yoo sangah who understands kim dokja bc she is very perceptive about people and very empathetic and also bc they have the kind of friendship where words aren't needed. yoo sangah who read every book in the library about kim dokja bc she was genuinely interested in her friend's life and bc she wanted to understand him. yoo sangah who figured out it was 49 and not real kdj and figured out what he did but didn't say a word bc she understood and respected his decision even though she wanted her friend back more than anything.
yoo sangah who witnessed his mundanity and monstrosity both, and loved him either way. loves him despite every irredeemable quality he thinks he has. yoo sangah who wants to be his best friend in every lifetime and live together right next to each other. yoo sangah, his best friend who understands him without words.
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GUYS.
I have discovered a new orv fic concept.
And I am actively foaming at the mouth.
So like- Idol!Kim Dokja right? A classic, makes sense, I wouldn't say it's anything too revolutionary. I love a good 'secretly I was an Idol' AU. But what has me feral???
All his songs were secretly about YJH (with the occasional about his companions... mainly I'm thinking he had a couple for SYS bc my poor baby). Just think of the possibilities with me for a sec:
The difference in the ways he writes about each round (999 has the best love song if what I've gathered from osmosis is correct)
Kimcom losing their goddamn minds trying to connect the image of their tired, feral leader to a bubbly teen idol
The kids determined to listen to all his music and fighting over who's the bigger stan
I just imagine there's a world where LJH was a diehard fan and so KDJ treats her like those rabid fans (bc he def has a favorite child... and she is low on the list I'm afraid)
Just in general, him having secret fans in Kimcom. YSA wasn't a huge fan but she had a couple favorite songs. HSY would rather die than admit it but she loved his music and her writing playlist was like 90% of his music. YJH was also a frequent listener though he'd claim it was due to his sister (A certified KDJ stan)
Similarly... IMAGINE KIMCOM FINDS OUT AFTER SOME KIND OF POST CANON NOVEL REVEAL I haven't finished so I don't know if there's an actual reveal Just envision YJH's eye twitching violently as the crew tries to figure out which songs are about which person/YJH round while KDJ actively tries to die in the background. Secretive Plotter and Uriel are dying... for very different reasons
I just love me a good pining loser<3
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