anotherferalrat

[anotherferalrat]

How the Childe battle in Liyue went down

A story in three acts

Childe, Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers: Omggg hey childe, how ya doin🥰🥰🥰

Childe, Delusion Unleashed: h-hey buddy. Whatcha... whatcha got there? Surely, we can talk this out- AN ELECTRO DELUSION??? I'm cooked. Peace

Childe. : I HATE YOU. YA GOOFY ASS MASK? WACK. YA GOOFY ASS DELUSION? WACK. WHY ARE YOU SO TALL NOW HUH? LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE COMPENSATING FOR SMTH TARTAGLIA. B I T C H. THIS IS WHY SIGNORA DIDN'T TRUST YOU WITH SHIT. I LOVED YOU, YOU ASSHOLE-

#genshin impact #genshin spoilers #childe #tartaglia #genshin liyue #NOW FOR ALL YOU CHILDE STANS ABOUT TO FREAK OUT IN MY REPLIES #THIS IS ALL /J #I STILL LOVE HIM I WAS JUST SURPRISED HE WAS A LIL SILLY GOOFY #DONT @ ME #THIS IS A JOKE #just had to get that out of the way #i may be here but the genshin fandom scares me #also if i got anything wrong bc its revealed later pls no spoilers #ive already had several major plot points ruined for me #i want to put the whole liyue crew in a jar and shake them #whats going on in their heads #anywaysss #thats it for now #Day 89 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

When will Father return from the war?

#arlecchino #genshin impact #genshin patch 4.6 #pls come home #PLS #my bank can only take so many more pulls #petition to steal daddy's home from the jjk fandom

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I feel like my whole life is a lie.

I've only been lingering around the edges of the genshin fandom, mainly bc I haven't played it before recently, but I've been able to pick up a couple things via fandom osmosis. Now I knew one of the ragbros was adopted into the fam of the other...

BUT U MOTHERFUCKERS R TELLING ME KAEYA WAS THE ADOPTED ONE??? I feel I've been betrayed. Just from the gameplay, Diluc gives off more edgy orphan energy. What is this Iceland-Greenland switcheroo?

I am aware Diluc is technically, in fact, An Edgy Orphan now but I mean like- he's giving orphan since early childhood

#genshin #genshin impact #diluc genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #genshin spoilers #genshin manga #ragbros #BETRAYAL I TELL YOU #ur gonna tell me the angry vigilante who runs the biggest business in the city #WAS NOT ORPHANED AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 6 #AND ADOPTED BY A FAMILY OF LEGACY KNIGHTS #WHO HE EVENTUALLY BECOMES BITTER TOWARDS BC THEY COULDN’T SAVE HIM/HIS FAMILY #W H A T #but alas #this is y we dont lurk in fandoms without the full picture

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Last one i swear

YOU KNOW.

WHO THESE MFS LOOK LIKE.

L O W K E Y???

L O O K.

#AM I RIGHT #OR AM I RIGHT #genshin #genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #diluc genshin impact #ragbros #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #oops wait #genshin manga #genshin spoilers #not necessarily dark era soukoku is ragbros #i just thought the image of the covered eye rly solidified the comparison #im so unwell about all of them #i need more lore immediately #Day 76 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

Back at it again...

YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY

LOOOOOK

#tell me #do you see the vision #genshin #genshin impact #collei #collei genshin #genshin manga #genshin spoilers #bungou stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #i have so many more of these #genshin has taken over my life #rip to everyone who has to follow my hyperfixations #hope u like whiplash #Day 76 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

Guys.

Hear me out.

Yunmeng bros. Ragbros.

Am I cooking???

#genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #diluc genshin impact #ragbros #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #no but srsly #am i cooking #everything ive learned about genshin is through secondhand osmosis #and i haven't got that far into ragbros lore #but like #we got two sets of adopted family #fighting for the same goal through opposing methods #wait #yunmeng shuangjie #twin prides of yunmeng #yunmeng bros #i love tragic family dynamics #Day 72 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

Genuinely so excited to shout domain expansion right as it blacks out today

*you are my special plays distantly*

#solar eclipse #eclipse #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #domain expansion #specialz #this is the last time i get to be a menace during an eclipse #and im gonna make it count #Day 69 of hiding from my friends #eheheh nice

[anotherferalrat]

The icarian urge to stare at the sky and challenge the sun

#solar eclipse #eclipse #that's it #thats the post #i truly am the modern icarus #ive alrdy done it twice #but srsly #dont look at the sun #say goodbye to ur retinas #also i learned a new word today #lol i was tryna write icarusian #gotta put ur whole icarussy into it

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Just finished the chenyu vale quest and immediately ran to tumblr to check if i was delulu

Lingyuan x fujin truthers have my heart🫶🫶🫶

#fujin and lingyuan #genshin impact #genshin #fujin #lingyuan #chenyu vale #i am so unwell guys #i came here for pretty lil graphics and sibling dynamics #and im leaving with doomed yuri #I THOUGHT I ESCAPED THE TRAGIC GAYS #BUT THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME #im so glad i wasn't the only one picking up on this #eyes? #WATERINGGGG #lingyuan is just like me frfr #they deserve to have a nice lil cave in the woods away from these assholes #Day 68 of hiding from my friends #tomorrow is the big day ehehe

[anotherferalrat]

YOU COWARDS.

You fools!

I have. SCOURED. The shiguang tag on ao3.

And you mfs have failled me.

WHERE'S ALL THE POST S2 ROYALTY AUS??? IT WAS LITERALLY. RIGHT. THERE. CHENG XIAOSHI WAS LU GUANG'S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. LI TIANCHEN LITERALLY WENT you both are the homosexual supporting cast and this is MYYYY fanfic.

WHERE'S THE PRINCE XIAOSHI AND ADVISOR LU GUANG FICS? WHERE'S XIAOSHI BEING THE PRINCE LOVED BY ALL AND LU GUANG DIRTYING HIS HANDS AND CORRUPTING HIS MORALS TO SECRETLY KEEP THE KINGDOM SAFE??

Where. Is the prince lu guang. With his personal bodyguard/knight xiaoshi fics? Where's the angst where cheng xiaoshi feels useless bc lu guang keeps trying to sacrifice himself whenever they're in danger?? WHERE'S LU GUANG NEARLY DRIVING HIS KINGDOM INTO THE GROUND OR GIVING UP HIS THRONE BECAUSE PRINCE LI FROM A NEIGHBORING KINGDOM KIDNAPS THE PERSON MOST IMPORTANT TO HIM

WHEREEEEE. IS THE INHERENT ANGSTTT. OF LOVING SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE. BECAUSE OF YOUR STATION but doing it anyways<3?????

#link click #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #link click s2 #link click spoilers #shiguang daili ren #shiguang #im sorry #im just very passionate about them #the time traveling gays have consumed my life #how am i ever supposed to be normal after this #oh wait #li tianchen #oopsieee #missed that earlier #anyways #I NEED S3 IMMEDIATELY #AND I NEED MORE ROYALTY AUS IN THE MEANTIME #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #get to it besties<3 #pls im desperate for content #Day 67 of hiding from my friends

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God. Fuckin. Dammit guys.

Youuuu lil gremlins didn't warn me.

My friends got me (dragged me against my will) into Genshin (hell)

And I spent-

8 REAL PERSON HOURS

grinding a bunch of quests. I am ruined. What am I supposed to do now? I streamed after a while bc I was bored and my friend came on and was like... wow. you've really been no life-ing this huh?

#genshin impact #gaming #hoyoverse #AND THE WORSE PART IS HES RIGHT #IM ACTIVELY AVOIDING SEVERAL PRESENTATIONS I NEED TO MAKE #IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS STUPID GAME #got pretty far tho ngl #finally resolved the venti and dvalin crisis #now we're on kaeya and diluc angst #angsty characters with a complicated past my beloveds<3 #i smelled the tea from the moment kaeya was introduced #its givingggg #ambrosius and ballister #naruto and sasuke #its givinggggg #doomed to forever be on opposite sides #atp im only playing for their lore #and ORATRICE MECHANIQUE DENALYSE CARDINALE #probably spelled that wrong #but i just woke up sooo #Day 67 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

Bestie this week's orv chapter is gonna make me kms

What do you mean mf got no legs? What do you mean this mad lad's still fighting?? What do you mean he's out here looking like Izuku fuckin Midoriya: broken arms, no limbs headass???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE REMINISCING ABOUT THEIR FIRST MEETING???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. THE YOO JOONGHYUK SAID. WE BETTER NOT HAVE ANOTHER FUNERAL. DESPITE KNOWING HE'LL RESURRECT???

#orv #orv webtoon #orv spoilers #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok real #cw sui mention #idk if thats necessary but just in case #GUYS #IM IN SHAMBLES #THE GAY #THE FERAL ENERGY #WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN /AFF #he needs to be studied #Day 64 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

One of my favorite flavors of bsd fics is (secretly?) established sskk with tragic, pining losers skk. Like sskk will be like damn, so young. Remember when we were like that?

And someone (probably chuuya) will be like stfu i know every single embarrassing thing you've ever done. You dumbasses were still severing limbs and stabbing each other at the point in your relationship where dazai and i were already at the teasing banter stage.

Dazai very conveniently appears to remind everyone that his coat is out of commission due to an angry chibi with a knife and a poorly timed joke at lunch<3

#sskk #bsd sskk #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #akuatsu #skk #bsd skk #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #what losers #i love them #i wanna put them all in lil jars #And shake them. #VIOLENTLY #redefining soulmates frfr #tangentially related #i havent caught up in forever #but ive been seeing memes on the multiverse #and im scared guys #i cant do another pair of doomed time gays #ive alrdy got orv and link click #I CANT DO THIS AGAIN #Day 63 of hiding from my friends #2 months yippeeee

[anotherferalrat]

Con Highlights

All the Hazbin/Helluva Boss group cosplays (featuring 3 charlies, two lucifers, a lilith, a vaggie, 5 alastors, 2 husks, 2 angels, a rosie, a moxie and millie, 2 blitzøs, and a human stolas... yes i did count<3)

With my KDJ cosplay, I carried around a cardboard box that said Constellation Donations

...only my best friend actually donated something though

Related, anytime I bought something from an ORV vendor, they'd get adorably excited when I'd put their wares in the box bc they were now my sponsors

One of the vendors was also cosplaying KDJ and when we saw each other, just pointed and gasped before going back to normal

That vendor's friend, who I had visited just before them, sent me to convert that vendor to the Link Click cult

My friend ran a pseudo-hentai panel/presentation that was absolutely wild (but honestly v entertaining and well articulated)

Said friend opened the panel with a mini-presentation on the anime women he could (try to) fix and why

Yaoi panel with snape x harry jumpscare

Another yaoi panel with dmmd jumpscare

In this panel, my friend who ran the hentai panel got spoiled for ORV because the panelists put joongdok in the doomed yaoi portion of the pres

One of the only dudes who recognized me at con looked like he was about to drop dead at seeing an orv cosplayer

P sure he actually had a heart attack when i pulled out a pocket watch for a picture. **A** POCKETWATCH, NOT THE POCKETWATCH. IN THIS ECONOMY???

Maid cafe almost exclusively served by dudes. Slay<3

Will update if I remember anything else

#anime convention #convention #con shenanigans #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #kim dokja #hentai mention #yaoi mention #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #link click #I FORGOT TO MENTION #THE SECOND YAOI PANELIST #THEY WERE DRESSED AS CHENG XIAOSHI #SOBBINGGG #Day 55 of hiding from my friends #p sure my hentai panel friend might find me now tho #praying they dont have tumblr

[anotherferalrat]

Cosplaying as KDJ today for a con.

How crazy would it be.

If i wore.

Lil star earrings :)

Or astronauts :))))

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #technically ig #kim dokja #only one person recognized me so far but its alright #hes my bff now<3 #Day 53 of hiding from my friends

[anotherferalrat]

Has this been done yet?

#danny motta #youtube #youtubers #anime #actually this is in relation to his hazbin series #my guy predicted like 3-4 diff plot points in one episode #is this a gift or a curse #no one knows #rip him and mimzy #comments were offering him clown shoes and red noses #Day 52 of hiding from my friends #queued

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The true ending of JJK

Walk with me for a sec.

It comes to the final fight. Everyone's on the ropes. At least one person is dead. Two people lost an arm. Itadori is kneeling down, collapsed after a blow that should've killed him. He's having his mc moment. Then. He pauses.

He looks up at Sukuna. He stands up and staggers towards him. Anyone who's still conscious is shouting at him and thinking he's on a suicide mission. "You know," he says, steps getting smoother as he walks, "we may have our differences... but I love you like a brother. I really feel like we're family."

Sukuna laughs, thinking the sorcerers' big plan is too appeal to his non-existent humanity. But a sharp feeling pains his chest. "What is this?" he says in horror as the feeling spreads.

Itadori is now right in front of him. He smiles while slowly forming a hand sign: "Domain expansion: Family Feud." Sukuna vaporizes instantly. The shockwave is so strong, it ejects Kenjaku who was watching everything go down, bringing Getou back. He runs to Gojo (BECAUSE HE WILL BE COMING BACK) and they finally kiss. Cut to post credits. Nobara felt the vibrations from where she'd been hiding out and shows up like, "Sup fuckers. What did I miss?"

I know this, gege personally told me (im terminally delulu)

#jjk #yuji itadori #sukuna #just came up with the idea when i realized everyone who establishes a familial relationship with yuji dies almost immediately #he should finally have a win #yes i stole this from the marvel fandom #shut up #the jjk fandom steals everything else #you can also have this bc i made it and its funny #this is our jujutsu kaisen ahh ending tho #not even gonna lie to yall #BUT THIS IS WHAT I NEED AFTER YEARS OF SUFFERING #Day 52 of hiding from my friends #queued