Why Linebeck is a Perfect Candidate for a Tumblr Sexyman and Should Win the LOZ Sexyman Tournament
-look at him. rat man
-pirate/scammer
-reluctant dad
-coward
-pathetic wet dog of a man
-a little bit silly and a little bit goofy
-is a bastard
-is NOT SEXY. this is ESSENTIAL for being a True tumblr sexyman. how quickly we forget our roots
theres definitely more reasons im forgetting. if phantom hourglass came out today linebeck would be a fucking HIT on tumblr you can’t tell me im wrong.
anyway. vote linebeck. #LINEBECKSWEEP
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#LINEBECKSWEEP
#LINEBECKSWEEP REALLY CAME IN CLUTCH
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more propaganda im on a ROLL. #LINEBECKSWEEP
vote for linebeck.
reasons you should vote for linebeck
legends of zelda tumblr sexyman tournament og post
“i voted for linebeck” stickers
[id: a meme using the ‘do it for him’ format. scattered around the image are various pictures of linebeck from phantom hourglass, from official art, in game screenshots, and manga panels. end id]
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when discussing the legends of zelda tumblr sexyman tournament with a friend, they joked that i should make “i voted” stickers. so obviously, i spent an hour making these instead of doing schoolwork. free to use in whatever with credit!
if you would like to see reasons why Linebeck is the perfect tumblr sexyman and you should vote for him, look no further
#LINEBECKSWEEP
[id: image 1 is a square image with a white background. on the top text reads ‘i Voted’, in the middle there is a square with a picture of linebeck from phantom hourglass with a map-like background taken from the official phantom hourglass art, and on the bottom text clearly drawn on reads ‘for Linebeck’. in between the words ‘for’ and ‘Linebeck’ there are two blue lines, clearly traced over to change the color.
image 2 is an oval with a white background and a black border. on the right are the words ‘I Voted’ and on the left there is a picture of linebeck from phantom hourglass. he is holding a map. end id]
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some more propaganda. vote for linebeck. linebeck nation rise up #LINEBECKSWEEP etc
reasons you should vote for linebeck
legends of zelda tumblr sexyman tournament og post
“i voted for linebeck” stickers
if anyone has ideas for more propaganda let me know. im procrastinating
[id: image is an edited US army recruitment poster with a beige background and two border stripes, a red one closest to the edge of the picture and then a blue one. uncle sam has been erased and replaced with a picture of linebeck from phantom hourglass with a png of a pointing hand slapped on. the remaining original text of the poster reads ‘i want YOU for’, the rest has been crossed out and replaced with ‘linebeck nation’. in smaller black letters at the bottom, text reads ‘vote for linebeck in the legends of zelda tumblr sexyman tournament today’. all text is bold and in all caps. end id]
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some linebeck nation blinkies made on blinkies.cafe, because i am procrastinating my schoolwork and also really really want linebeck to win this tournament. feel free to use the blinkies for whatever you want, they are all under the cut due to flashing lights (ids are under as well)
anyway. vote for linebeck.
reasons you should vote for linebeck
legends of zelda tumblr sexyman tournament og post
“i voted for linebeck” stickers
if you have more propaganda ideas let me know im so bored
!!FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!
[id: the blinkie has a black background with a border of little rectangles flashing in rainbow colors. on each side there is a gif of a purple party popper blasting out rainbow colored streamers and gold sparkles. white texts in the middle reads ‘i voted for linebeck’ in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie has a light green background with a darker green border. in the border are little rectangles alternating light green and blue. on the left there isa dollar bill. on the right there is a blue and white magnet. dark green text in the middle reads ‘linebeck’ in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie has a black background and a dark blue border. in the border area there are little white rectangles flashing in a way that makes it look like they are rotating around the blinkie. in the middle there is a beating red heart emoji. white text on the left of the heart reads ‘i’ and white text on the right of the heart reads ‘linebeck’, so that together it reads ‘i heart/love linebeck’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is light pastel blue with a darker, but still pastel, blue border. the border has little rectangles flashing in an alternating green and white. on the left there is a green and white whale bouncing up and down and spraying water from its head. blue text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is blue with a darker blue border. the border has little rectangles that are flashing in an alternating blue and white. on the left there is a light blue swirl in the shape of an ocean wave. light blue text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is white with a light pink border. the border has little white and gray dots traveling in a line around the border. on the right there is an autism creature/tbh creature. black text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is black with a rainbow border in which the colors rotate around the rest of the blinkie. on the left there is the symbol of autism, a horizontal figure 8, flashing in rainbow colors. flashing rainbow text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is light blue with a dark blue border. the border has little white rectangles flashing in a way that makes it look like they are rotating the blinkie. on the right there is a white speech bubble with a black outline. black text in the speech bubble reads ‘yeah’. dark blue text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. all text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is a gay pride flag with a black border. the border has little rectangles flashing in rainbow colors rotating around the blinkie. white text with a black outside in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is a trans flag with a black border. the border has little rectangles flashing in trans flag colors, blue, pink, and white, rotating around the blinkie. black text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is sea green and white waves of water flowing from bottom left to top right. on the left there is a black pirate flag with a white skull and crossbones blowing in the wind. black text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie has a black background and a dark blue border. in the border area there are little white rectangles flashing in a way that makes it look like they are rotating around the blinkie. a bit to the left of the middle there is a beating red heart emoji. white text on the left of the heart reads ‘i’ and white text on the right of the heart reads ‘linebeck nation’, so that together it reads ‘i heart/love linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
[id: the blinkie is light blue with a dark blue border. the border has little rectangles flashing an alternating blue and white. dark blue text in the middle reads ‘linebeck nation’. text is in all caps. end id]
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