Okay, sweetie, did you try making regular tinkles in your potty first?
Ye, Mommy! Am good! jus tingly!
Okay, good Baby. Come to Mommy, she'll help with your tingles
*Baby toddles over and slides between Mommy's legs on the couch, bouncing a lil as Mommy turns them away to strip their pants and big kid undies*
Mommyyyy, please touch!! Need it!
I'm touching you, Baby! I swear, sometimes you're so needy, you're like my own little Puppy instead of a Baby.
*Baby goes from bouncing and thrusting to stiff as a board, eyes far away with their stiff winkie jumping into Mommy's hand as she slides up to reach around them so easily*
Oh yeah? Do you like being my Little Puppy?
*Baby whines, dropping deeper, humping hard in Mommy's fist*
"And what if I told you I know you're full of tinkles, hmm? Puppy can't make potty alone? You need to have Mommy around . . .and probably a leg up, too? Hm, Puppy?
mmmm Mommy?? I-ye ye am your puppy am Puppy!!
I thought so! Now be a good Puppy and get down on your hand and knees, slowly.
*Mommy keeps holding Puppy's winkie on the journey, widening her stance to accommodate a kneeling pup. Puppy whines loudly the whole time, trying not to make tingles too fast*
Good Puppy. Now put your leg up for Mommy.
*incoherent whining, Puppy follows instructions, Mommy pumps at her pup to make this a little harder*
Now mark up the floor for Mommy. Make potty, Puppy. Quickly.
Yes Mommy yes yes make tinkles for Mommy I-- ohhhhhhhhhh
*hssssssssssss-*
Mommyyyy!
*-tssssssssss*
All done, Puppy?
*nod nod**pump, pump*
Okay, now make again, tingles this time. Go on, Pup, show Mommy how good you feel.
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers ⭐️
hi maple ✨✨
Hi Couchie!
Anyone who sees this and wants to fill it out themselves, feel free to! I don't bite and I think it'd be nice if I inspired you! :D
5 Things that make Maple happy
Toontown as a whole!
Corporate Clash, Rewritten, Infinite, Project Altis, Online, Realms... You name it, I've probably played it or explored it in some way. I could genuinely go on a whole RAMBLE about this game, but I think my Toontown tag speaks for itself here.
2. Being able to play mom/dad friend!
It makes me happy to be able to provide the love and support that others might need and/or don't hear very often. If I can make a difference, even if I never know about it, I can go about my day knowing I can help someone.
And to those who know me on a more personal level, I'm extra happy to be in your life...
3. Gummy candy, especially if it's on the sour side!
I love things like Trolli, Sour Patch Kids, and Jolly Ranch gummies (I was never really a fan of the hard candy)! It always hits the spot.
I have a sweet tooth for other candies like Snickers, Swedish Fish, and KitKats.
4. My voice!
This is probably a weird one, but let me explain. Not a lot of people can hear their own voice without, say, grimacing or getting second-hand embarrassment. From ages 10 to 18, I liked participating in my school's chorus, and in that time, I learned to appreciate my voice. I still explore my vocal range, and learning to appreciate my voice has helped with my confidence.
5. Hot chocolate!
(...When it doesn't burn me, naturally.) Be it hot or cold, water or milk, with or without marshmallows, summer or winter... I love cocoa. I don't drink it all that much compared to water, but it is such a treat!
can you explain y9our tags on this post https://www.tumblr.com/quitepossiblybamboozled/711000294243401728/reblog-w-the-song-lyrics-in-your-head-now-either?source=share
I can indeed
I make doom piles bigtime bc adhd and this song speaks to me on a spiritual level. I Cannot throw things away.
anything going on in that cute little head of yours today? 😘
a lil baby dropping wayyy deeper than they usually do because they gotta pee when CG initiates playtime, being embarrassed and needy and CG being sooo here for it
Like:
mm nnn oh umm dada?
Ohh, I'm Dada today? Interesting. What is it, Baby?
hhh dis feels sooo tingly an an an good! Mhm! Mhmm?
*Baby waggles their hips, increasing the friction of CG's fingers stimulating their privates*
Well, good, Baby. I like when you're all tingly. Are you my precious little one now? Hmm?
mhmm!!! but?? Dada?
Yes, Baby? Do you need something else, like fingers inside?
ye! umm, no! am too full for fingies inside!
Too full? Too full of what, Baby? You can tell Daddy
*Baby squirms and whimpers, trying to hide their face in CG's chest while spreading their legs wider, CG gasps and picks up the pace of their stroking*
Ohhh, I see now, Baby. Too full inside, you're too full of peepee for Daddy's big fingers?
*Baby flushes pink and humps harder against CG's hand*
ye dada, ye, needa ummm needa hmmm
Say it, Little One. You can use your baby words, but I need to hear it or your playtime includes fingers inside. I know how much you like it. Tell Daddy what will happen if he puts fingers in you today.
hhhhh too full!! too full, no fingies!!
And why not, Baby?
too full, will make tinkies!!!! big ones!! ah ahh
*Baby starts to cry a little at how embarrassing and overwhelming it is, using such baby-ish language to describe their need*
Ohh, Baby! Don't cry, Daddy loves how needy you get like this! Good job using your words, Little One! You wanna keep going, or do you need a break for *whispering* tinkies?
hh mmm keep goin please please please dada need it neeeeed it
I can tell, yes you do. You need it so bad, so so bad. Daddy's gonna give it to you, hold on, don't cry Baby.
unhh! dada!! so so so tingly ohhh! but!! need make tinkies too!! bad!
I know, Baby, take Daddy's fingers and make your biiiig tinkies right in my hand. Let it out, Little One, I want all of you. Right now.
dadaaaaa! m peepees!! makin tinkies nn nows feels ssss so good dada feels so good
Some languages/cultures have diminutives or nicknames for people's first names (like how Matthew is Matt or Mattie as a western example) and for Ivan, it's Vanya
Yeah, makes sense.
I mean, I kinda figured out that Vanya was a nickname for Ivan eventually, but it never really clicked it was derived from his first name (since not all nicknames are necessary linked to someone's first name).
1. When Kumajiro confirms Mattie’s a stoner by talking about the time he got “weirdly high” and started screaming that he was emperor of the banana boat (All Hail the Emperor of the Banana Boat! 🙌)
2. Mattie confirmed a major weeb
3. Mattie imagining himself as a buff macho man
4. Mattie in his little ninja outift (like, look how cute he looks!!!)
5. When Mattie made Alfred cry after yelling/pointing out all his flaws for three hours straight . (Just….very ✨Iconic ✨)
Honest question because I can't tell if it came to me in a dream or happened!! Was there a maple pic with like a little chin scruff or have I successfully gaslight myself.
there are a couple!! he gets a lil chin hair from time to time!! it’s the tboy special