#MitsuShinoGiyuu

[i-bring-crack]

Gosh I got like, a few Fem Giyuu ideas I wanna share you with bc it's that time of the month again.... I have writer's block.

This one came out from reading webtoons (again)

-A story where Giyuu is transported into an isekai novel as a villainess, but he was a boy in the past and now he's just in a girl's body and has to deal with that as well as dealing with getting her head chopped off by one of the five main leads and oh- what do you mean her childhood friend Sabito wasn't one of them he's fucking hot-- whatever it seems the heroine has bad taste but this villain doesn't.

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Second story got more angst-y

-Giyuu is forced to hide her identity as a woman, no not because there are a few woman in the corps or other stuff like sexism (demons exist, throw that shit out the window for now) but because she had a friend even before joining the corps, that would always be bullied for having a lot of strength and pink hair, so she tried to act like her boyfriend to help her until she found someone who would love her for who she is.

Of course to pay back for the help Giyuu did, Mitsuri would also fight demons with her.

One day Mitsuri decided to present her teacher to Giyuu. It was the new Flame Hashira, who, is it just her or does his face seem red? Is he having a fever? Oh dear she must ask.

Third story, got wild. It was because I was writting about this first when I decided to change the entire storyline. But the idea still remained.

-Giyuu is a, by all means, really weird and extremely special demon who, doesn't need to eat people, or at least doesn't want to kill anyone(trauma cuz she ate her sister) . So as the years pass she finds ways to eat without killing, thus becoming a doctor and eating peoples disposable parts in accidents, while also having another job in the district as an oiran(just like daki, she dissapears for some years to work as a doctor and then comes back) bc, apparently, she can also get nutrients from sperm.

Ehm, yeah oiran Giyuu suddenly meets Sanemi again who she had treated his wounds when he was just 12 years old, and now he's 21 and a demon slayer, she's fucked (in both terms :D)

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Okay so fourth one is a crack ship I was swallowed into.

-Uzui has lived all of his life being tought that his and his's wives lives were nothing but disposable and that the mission was more important than them. That never sat well with him and is the main reason why he left, but 2 years later he finds those dead eyes his brother had in the hashira meeting to announce the new member.

At first, he knows he won't like her, with such an unflamboyant attire and superior attitude, but his views start to change the more he seems to spend with her.

The next years goes by and she finally opens up about her past and just how little she values her life.

Tengen, being as he is, asks for her hand in marriage out of the blue, so that Makio, Suma, Hinatsuru and him can show her that her life is just as valuable as the ones she lost.

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Fifth one is an ask for help bc god do I need it.

Giyuu as Veronica from Heathers

Sabito as JD

Shinobu as Heather Chandler

Daki as Heather Duke

Mitsuri/Kanao as Heather McNamara

Akaza/Ren or Kaigaku/Gyuutarou or whatever bromance that would fit as Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney

Mitsuri or Koyuki (Maybe even Nezuko or Tanjiro) as Martha Dunnstock

Like COME ON I can't be the only one that would think it's hot for Sabito to sing "Meant to be yours" LIKE DUDE---

DUDEEEE THE ANGST OH GOD THEM HUGGING AND THEN THEM FUC--

OK I'll stop with my simping.... but I need it. (Then again if don't see this after I finish.... Ok Moon breath, Who were you so long ago, A new beggining, and that re mastering of Mythology Sabigiyuu, I swear I'll get on with it....

But like that will take me until 2022-23 come one I can't be the only fem Giyuu writer here ;-; (I know I'm not but come on, heathers? Anyone???)

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Sixth one is more lighthearted.

I just want.....

Giyuu, being pregnant, and then having kids, and then being loved and smothered a lot by her husband (sorry, can't choose between Sanemi, Sabito, and Kyojuro, I know it must be easy for you  but it ain't for me ;-;. Blame the God artists out there sucking me into their ships like a Bermuda triangle.)

J-j-just fluff, tons of fluff, pike me up with so much sugar I get Type 5 Diabetes

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Seventh one

GODDAMN LADY DIMIT---- I'm sorry, let's start.

-Apperantly, it seems that Demons are not the only monsters that feed on the blood of humans, for there was a woman living in Europe that has lived there for centuries upon end.

Only Three Hashiras where sent to investigate and their Tsugukos take their place in their absence.

And boy will it be a long absence.

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Eight. Lesbionage

Lady Giyuu, a woman of high ranked woman in the taisho period is serving under her doctor's orders to find demons within the upper class. Said nurse is one of the Hashira with quite as many mysteries as faces she has.

(Shinogiyuu, it's just Horny giyuu pining on her nurse.)

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Nine. More lesbians (its a crack ship, but have you seen my user name? )

-Little known fact about Mitsuri, is that her adoration with women goes far beyond the friendship line, especially when she is face with her seniors, who are both incredible in their own ways.

Such distinct personalities and yet their beauty as well as reputation could never be surpassed by her, no wonder they are called the "Poison princess" a "Ice queen"....

Elegant, regal, beautiful... Gods why did she have to fall for the two of them.

-Little known fact about Shinobu is her deadly temper that had suddently dissapeared after her sister's death.

-Little known fact about Giyuu is her sensible heart, too sensible she had to completely lock herself up to appear fine.

-Little known fact about the three was that a misinformed letter carrying Giyuu's crush confession about Mitsuri, their new companion, to Urokodaki, would suddently find itself in the hands of a pining Shinobu.

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Ten...

Give.

Me.

Political.

Concubines.

You know what I mean.

-Men of Harem

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THIS

Anyways that's all, sorry for tormenting yall about my simping.

+That one Mulan!Giyuu and Captain Shang!Sabito I'm also working on but is still on those damn drafts.

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