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[milkweedman]

It is interesting how much math comes into even the most basic of like. Making things. Making almost anything. And often not numbers necessarily but proportions and geometry. I think all the time about how castles were built with geometry at the heart of it. And I use the same kind of proportional math to make socks fit. And none of my pieces are ever knit with a prime number of stitches--because you use factors to make neat colorwork and ribbing and different stitches. Idk ! I remember constantly thinking 'how the hell is THIS gonna come in useful ?' But it always does. Math is at the heart of everything, and knowing how to apply it is a tool of critical importance to Thinking Up A Shape And Making It.

#it turns out it is not covid vaccine making me highly fucked up but rather this new med which is fun #um #one of thise 'high but wow. in such a bad way' kinda experience atm #almost fell down the stairs #tripped while just standing #and its like. ok so the thing is i go to pain management to manage my pain right ? makes sense #and then all they have to offer is shit that fucks me up more. the muscle relaxant that seems to have permanently #loosened all my joints so they are WAY WORSE NOW #stupid ssris that make me fall constantly and fuck with my brain #i literally just need a painkiller that works. that is all. we know what was effective from surgery #but they of course will never prescribe opiods. oh the horror. imagine. #i could scream #anyway. uh thinking about the interconnectedness of math in all things is much more fun than screaming #knitting

[bread--quest]

hey.

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[bangcakes]

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#personal #keep being like. if Only i had talked to him sooner. if Only i had been Friendlier sooner. but its like #Realistically.... probably wasnt ready. and also like. itd have to happen after school was over anyway bc 1. um i need to focus on school #and 2. how Awkward if i asked him out n he said no. or say we broke up or soemthing #like there were weeks i saw him every day. aint no way... i could handle the awkwardness of that #so ok ok ok. everything is fine JFJFJKFKFKFMFMFMFMFMF #i just have to remember not to get in my own head about it #like if i wanna message him i just should..... #its just..... hhhhHHhhhhh whyd this have to happen to me at 29. i could have been a happy spinster thank u NFJFJFJFJJFJFJFJF #but now ik what having an actual crush is like and oh wow is it painful. but also beautiful n fun. i just...... and lets face it this is #more than a crush. like its definitely Like like but i dont wanna say the Real L Word bc it seems..... idk JDJDJJDJD #but ive definitely um.... fallen. ya. ew JDJDKDJKDKDKDKDKS #but im just gonna follow my gut or whatever the fuck has been guiding me bc things have worked out so far #and like it wouldnt have without his participation. like ya.... #im just like... what if he Forgets about me or like everything fizzles out #but then its like i Know if i see him again itll all come back. #bc in the summer i tried so hard to get over him (and kinda succeeded)... only to see him again in class and be like oh fuck oh no and the #n That Dinner. that was the final blow. i was so overwhelmed i got lost on the way home #which... the restaurant we were at is less than 10 mins from my house so you can imagine the uh Overwhelmingness #i cant even remember the original point of this but. i think we'll find a way ....... i say we but i should say 'i' bc until he tells me #that he likes me im gonna have to like Not Assume. hhhh #it doesnt help either that ppl were bringing up 'hes just not that into you' on twt bc Now im like #oh God. am i in that kind of situation???? i doubt it tho. i think hes just reserved. GAH. whatever happens happens

[rivalsilveryuri]

video gaem

I love....... voseo game ... (BURSTS INTO VIOLENT TEARS)

#oh shit wow the boeswr im watching just got an awesome hit on zelda OH NO ok um. Bad news about him. Hes dead #that eas nasty to watcg. umm. oh eah.. #SENTCALLS #i lovr kiu so much its unreal. like idk. sucks so bad that no one knows about it and its doomed to die in a ditch. aurg aurg arg aurg arugg #it may feel awful on the hands to play but IAGH. #also i love dark p. feckin hell sorry im like. half watching smash games while typing just ot of morbid curiosity and rhese players are so #foul. this poor guy is getting combod reslly bad #anyways i love. dark pt hes ... arggg words are so hard. video game #i reccomend kid icarus uprising so much. but . aurg

[munamania]

um yall… sam’s roommate pulled up to coffee like. um. dressed like this. btw. and their hair is just like. a better fluffier mullet. is this surprising

#just wanna express what i’m dealing with btw because the hair thing sort of hit me like a truck earlier and then i was like #well girl wait… literally… come on lmao… also we both wore sweatervests hashtag twinem #it’s so chill though coffee was really fun #we ended up hanging for like two hours and then i was like fuckkkkk g2g to class and they walked w me partway there #and then almost dapped me up gave me a hug at the worst possible intersection there were so many people walking fuck the construction fr #but like. yeah it was chill im glad i reached out even tho like idk things r... ok.. w sam but we’re certainly not like 🤞 #and i think they just had a semi recent breakup and drama and im like. um. largely unwell #and need 2 just get through this semester so i rlly forced myself to chill and go in with no expectations and it was just :-) #i was charmed by how passionate he was talking abt the weather and stuff like within minutes of meeting #i was listening to a very excited spiel about el nino and the tornadoes in wisconsin and etc oh and they came up w an ocean fact for me #and also ugh they played piano for so long growing up and can still like. do it. fucckcjkkk. and demonstrated #this rlly odd chord. um. like stretching and flexing their hand. srrryy lol i’m just giggling #lol and i mentioned my hair journey at one point and they were like ‘yeah? tell me about it’ shut UP… oh and also #knew exactly the stairwell i was talking abt when i described my favorite and we managed to chat abt that ugh it was so dorky #like. aw wow this person is just really cool #i also think they’re stupid hot but like idk since we actually um communicated and etc it's taken out a lot of the #tendency i had/have to be like 'sigh what if -' and er mythologize ppl. i suppose could be said. like aw we're just yapping and we're loyal #story likers now and if they ever want to just like make out sometime that’s so chill but regardless like we ball 💪 #yayyyyyayyyyy me when i can be normal about things!!!!! 🫶🙈 #abby talks

[parameddic]

oh i complained about it being cold outside so now it is WET and cold outside

#it's pouring rain and im about to start packing up for the dayyyy #that's ok #ill drink tea and eat timtams for a hot s. wow i did this um. i sent a lot of people timtams in the past year #i was Surprised by how many of them liked them dksjflsdkjf #it took me about 10 years to warm up to timtams #they're too chocolatey mush #they pretend to be crunchy! but then you are Wrong and they are just mush #crunchy things are so much better and more important (fact) #i do like tim tam slams though but only because i. here's the thing #i enjoy confusing people who are not australian with random australian things #i just think it's fun #i rarely use the word trakkydaks but oh do i use it often on the internet #and tim tam slams. similar sort of vibe #update: i did not eat tim tams and i did not drink tea and it is still wet and in fact is MORE wet #rip me #ok i am going home allons-y

[kh2prologue]

hey, i’m not going anywhere!

#^ things said by individuals who die weekly #in a them mood tonight. apolocheese. #um i know i didnt draw all of wyatts outfit but i didnt feel like it. theyre at home. its fine. whatever #my art #placeholder tag i #oc: nell #oc: wyatt #this was a super fun pose to draw! i doodled this at work and i was like. oh yeah . #sorry i always draw you guys super edgy and stuff i hope youre having lots of fun and eating well #not sure why i suddenly have been drawing three nights in a row. its their impact. but unironically makes me very happy to be creating again #OK thats enough tag commentary my favorite part of cataloguing art on here bc then i can scroll back and be like Wow what WAS she thinking

[lesbicastagna]

i need to kms i went to the comic shop for the first time in ages and one of the workers tried to make small talk about manga with me and i managed to be normal but also mention Exclusively mangas with known fag undertones like i need to die fr

#i was like yeah lately i mostly read vintage shojo ive read lady oscar and he was like oh yeah thats good very iconic #and i was like. casually. yeah its one of those mangas that influence everything after. like devilman for shonen #and he was like. uh. oh. yeah absolutely um thats such a perfect analogy wow. i was crying i was like please why did i stun this guy 😭 #in all of this i was looking for okaeri alice so obv i was already willing to out myself as freak in the newly opened shiny comic shop #anyway i asked for MW too. they didnt have it obviously. then i thought it was over but as i was paying they ask like a fun poll thing #favorite serie and favorite characters. so i was like 🙄 ok whatever ill go mainstream for this one you know i stand by my man #a #they should have shot me fr

[possum-tooth]

woke up with the world is ugly stuck in my head

#what does this mean. probably nothing. but something. #also i have not listened to that song in um days so. where did you come from.. #also oh my god work starts tomorrow oh my GOD wow um ok #scared but excited. i need money. #talk tag

[skiploom]

the bob and deli guy scene from bobs burgers except it’s abt lieutenant columbo :3c

#columboheads if u have not seen it before go watch it rn #like. It’s literally columbo #“Listen daddy I got a friend who’s into sloppy bears” “…wouldja mind elaborating a bit please” #“you got the muffin top and the chili stain on your shirt” “oh geez oh wow i sure do wouldja look at that” #“Ah im ah straight. Im mostly straight.” #NOT THE SLOPPY BEAR FRRRRR #listen ok he can be a lil bi as a treat?!?! he can be mostly straight??! #also 10000% his wife is bi like bi4bi hello . Have u ever seen a more beautiful couple??? #i might doodle this later.. clears throat and adds it to the list of 20 other columbo things I wanna draw #also ummmmm bob and columbo are kinda similar in a lot of ways like… bob is a bit more deadpan but I feel like they would be good friends #COLUMBO WOULD LOOOOVE TO COOK WITH HIM HEEHEE #as I’m writing this im just imagining since columbo is before his time tho ummm what if they were related #the Frank columbo to bob belcher pipeline ladies and gents am i right or what….. #sorry to my mutuals i died for like a month after posting abt vampires and im back with a random lil guy. #im uh frothing at the mouth just a lil bit. um. i might need to be put down . #im sorryyyy it’s not my fault columbo is Italian and bob is Greek/sicilian #let them interact. let them be friends .

[landlordevil]

um so that tribunal can go REALLY POORLY apparently

#ok i'll admit i opened an earlier save and will replay the 5th day to hopefully change the course of events #but oh wow that was so sad and terrible like i really um fucked that one up real bad

[volfoss]

Like it sucks when fans r like omg ok well if you ignore this and this about this character they're actually not the worst but it's also like you have to recognize the authorial intent

#twist rambles #^ guy who saw ppl being like well actually s*nji pre thr*ller b*rk was super good. and it's like NO hes been like this since the beginning. #but people ignore that shit bc theyre like aww hes so gay/bi!!! and its canon #and its like you cannot think oda would put that shit in canon. like hes never canonically shown interest in men yk? but people just ignore #his actual character for an idealized version. which i understand but its also like you gotta realize thats his singular character trait + #until you start projecting shit on him. and to me its a thing of yes i can blame some of his pervyness based off of how we see oda act abt #women in the sbs stuff so u can def see like. there's not um a ton of respect there from what u can see. not saying oh wow well oda made+ #s*nji this creepy and he isnt rly like that but its also like u gotta factor it in of how the author paints him!! but then i see people + #using this kinda argument of well hes actually not transphobic he has trauma from being chased and it's like ok and it was necessary to + #make slur island exist and to be insanely transmisogynistic to give a sneak peek of his trauma. like the character IS transphobic there+ #is that there but also like. think about how oda treats trans ppl lmao #smth smth think critically have nuance abt characters pls #sorry im sleepy idk if this makes sense

[sleepygaymerdisease]

god ive been thinking about lupin for days noww. and aughh i just wish i could make episodes it would be so fuckin fun!! i havent finished everything yet because like ohh my foddd theres so much OUT there and thays a ridiculous goal but idk idk sometimes i watch eps or watch a movie ans think like damnn 😐 i could do better than this. like fuckin mamo. like the animation style was interesting and all but the rest of the movie was in shambles and theres no way in hell id rec it to anybody ykwim. i did everything in my power to ignore the plot so i could post screenshots onto my sideblog withojt losing my fucking mind. fuck. anyway ive literally been having dreams with lupin in them lately because ive been thinking about episode ideas <- totally normal human experience that happens to everybody

#i watched a TON of pt 2 eps tonight to attempt cagching up on my screenshots sideblog. and a lot of it is garbage... like theres fun bits #and im like obsessed with animation in general so its fun to look at but like if i had a friend watch some i'd feel bad. like um wait #a lot of this material has to go through peer review (me) so the good stuff can be filtered (sending stuff in my little discord channel). #its so late. what was the point of this post. ummmmmm. *twirls my hair* oh yeah so ive been having lupin dreams again. he practically haunts #me i swear. and its ok its fun. but also like. wow. this is not the normal human experience at all 💀 neurodivergent moments over here. #anis gaymer moments

[fagofgod]

one very bad and funny reason for supporting one very particular brand of queer content censorship is because it basically acts as a ‘queer works’ shelf

#oh this random YA book has a 'mature'/'explicit' sticker on it and all its copies are wrapped? ok its gay then #this cartoon is m18? wow. queers #this is very specific to where i live. hello seasians #also. um. this is a joke. #tried to watch dead/end on netflix and got reminded its r21

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

need (/really want) to write poetry in francopol by fusing both languages and, as always, the subject of mine musings shall be my beloved Unnamed house

#i shall name it when the correct one appears upon my mind #i witnessed my house's birth and construction #the only time naming a building is fair and allowed #i am part my house's first residents WOW #i do know it shall survive long after i move away and i am gone #but my love for these walls shall be felt forever more #OH UM OK THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE UHH #fifi's poems #post anesthetics posts

[tinycoffeeroom]

just friends | lando norris

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request: here !

part 2 !

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📍 sass cafe, monaco

👤 bffstagram, landonorris liked by bffstagram, landonorris and 59,203 others

y/nstagram dj lando came out of retirement for the night🤠

landonorris 😎 only for you xx ↳ y/nstagram i'm honoured mr norris 🫡 ↳ fan i love my besties who don't know they're my besties

bffstagram bro my tummy hurts ↳ y/nstagram i'm coming round with coffee and croissants you big baby ↳ bffstagram i love my gf ♥️ y/nstagram

fan i wanna party with y/nlando so BAD dude ↳ y/nstagram if you ever find yourself in monaco hmu xx

user ew flipping off the camera so ladylike ↳ y/nstagram idk your mum quite likes my fingers 🫶 ↳ fan ☠️☠️☠️ i love her

fan bffstagram is so hot, i need her ↳ bffstagram thank u babycakes 💗

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y/nstagram rainy days in monaco 🌧️

lilymhe i deserve financial compensation for the emotional turmoil tfios sent me through ↳ y/nstagram don't,,, sat and sobbed my eyes out at the last 100 pages

fan how to lose a guy in 10 days... tfios... who hurt you y/n? ↳ y/nstagram hahahah nothing like that! i promise i'm all good!

bffstagram i still have a headache from crying at that book, next time i choose what we're reading for book club ↳ y/nstagram BORINGGGGG who doesn't love doomed romance? ↳ fan you guys have a book club? thats so cute 😭 ↳ y/nstagram yep! it's me, bff, kika, lily and flavy!! ↳ alexandrasaintmleux and no one thought to invite me?? ↳ y/nstagram come join us babe!! ❤️

landonorris wow, didn't take you for a sappy romance reader ↳ y/nstagram there's a lot you don't know about me comment deleted ↳ y/nstagram tfios can make even the iciest bitch cry (it's me, i'm the icy bitch)

landonorris also answer ur damn texts ↳ y/nstagram sorry idk how to read suddenly ↳ fan The Lando Norris gets aired, there's hope for the rest of the bitchless community ↳ landonorris dude...

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f1gossip Eagle eyed Sass Cafe goers managed to capture Lando Norris getting cosy with an unknown blonde girl. Rumoured girlfriend Y/N L/N was nowhere to be seen. Trouble in paradise for the young duo?

fan delete this rn y'all are fucking up my y/nlando chances

fan rumoured girlfriend?? i thought they were just friends ↳ fan that's what they both say, but they're always very close whenever they've been seen out together ↳ fan i'm pretty sure there was like a super grainy photo of them kissing but you can't really tell if it's either of them ↳ fan hey how about we don't speculate on people's love lives???

fan y/n has been absent from social media for like a month too ... its so over for us y/nlando'ers

fan her instagram is girlstagram! from what i could see before she went private, she posted a selfie of her and lando and they looked very close ↳ fan damn the fbi needs to hire you or smth

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y/nstagram thuggin it out (i've listened to your best american girl 34 times today i think bffstagram is about to smother me with a pillow)

fan um who hurt my bestie ???

fan whoever hurt y/n must die at the hand of my sword

fan lando norris i am in your walls FIX THIS

bffstagram i would never smother you xx also come out of ur room it is boring as FUCK out here ↳ y/nstagram damn cant a girl go through it in peace? ↳ bffstagram absolutely not, i have wine and nibbles get out here NEOOWWW or i'm breaking into ur room ↳ y/nstagram the door is open babygirl

fan ik this is a parasocial friendship but are you ok y/n? ☹️ we love you ↳ y/nstagram oh sweetie ❤️ i'll be fine, sometimes you just gotta be a lil sad y'know? thank you for asking, ily ❤️ ↳ fan ily, take care of yourself 🥺 ♥️ y/nstagram

estebanocon chérie, i don't know what's wrong but i hope you're ok! lets grab coffee soon, flavy misses you! ☺️ ↳ y/nstagram thank u este 🫶🥺 text me when you're free! tell flavy i love her 💗 ↳ flavy.barla i love you too 💕 ♥️ y/nstagram

fan no lando like, i have one (1) fear ↳ fan do not even speak that into the universe

fan after f1gossips post, i have my speculations ↳ fan dude, if he fumbled y/n he really will be lando nowins

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y/npriv absolutely not thuggin it out lads

flavy.barla chouchou (sweetheart) 💔 that's it, me and este are taking you out for lunch tomorrow ↳ y/nstagram nooo don't let me ruin your date time!! ↳ flavy.barla nope it's already done! este's booked that little restaurant you like on pl. du casino ↳ y/nstagram le salon rose?? oh i could do a little weep, i love you guys 😭 ↳ flavy.barla we love you so so much y/n 💕

lilymhe i will hit him with my golf clubs ↳ y/nstagram i haven't even mentioned anyone? ↳ lilymhe we all know their name rhymes with bando borris ↳ y/nstagram wdym we all know? who else knows? ↳ flavy.barla ... me ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ francisca.c.gomes ^ ↳ lilynzeimer ^ ↳ heidiberger_ ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ kellypiquet ^ ↳ iamrebeccad ^ ↳ y/nstagram ok ok i get it damn

kellypiquet want me to ask max to rear end him with his race car? ↳ y/nstagram as if max would ever be behind lando ↳ kellypiquet 😳😳😳 ↳ y/nstagram i may l*ve him but i am also a realist ↳ y/nstagram ok no i do feel bad

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[caption 1: love of my life, apple of my eye, the thelma to my louise 💖 @/flavy.barla] [caption 2: damn stole my girl from right in front of me 😔 @/estebanocon @/flavy.barla]

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flavy.barla mon ange (my angel), you know you're the only one for me 💕 ↳ y/nstagram tell that to your giant of a boyfriend :(

estebanocon i'm not a giant 😠 ↳ y/nstagram stop reading flavy's messages weirdo ↳ y/nstagram but on a real note, thank you for dinner, i really needed it ↳ estebanocon of course, i'm not sure what lando's done but we hate seeing you so sad ↳ y/nstagram who said it had anything to do with lando? ↳ estebanocon whenever me and flavy have an argument she pulls out the mitski lyrics, i know the signs ↳ y/nstagram that's different, you and flavy are dating ↳ estebanocon and you and lando aren't???? ↳ y/nstagram what? no? we're just friends ↳ estebanocon oh mon amie naïve (my naive friend) friends don't look at each other the way the two of you do

landonorris can we talk? seen

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