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spunchthegoblin · 1 year

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Going to rate some 2023 Eurovision songs that have been announced recently (context, I'm american so you can disregard my opinion, although I do get to vote in the semifinals this year...)

Spain - 5 stars, they bring an amazing scary bitch energy to their performance that I was desperately missing after France got second to last place in 2022. They sound like the fates telling me how I die

Slovenia - 4.8 stars, great energy, been listening to the song all day. I'm not sure if the song is "grand" enough for the judges but they're top 5 in my heart

Croatia - ONAJ MALI PSIHOPAT. MALI PODLI PSIHOPAT. KROKODILSKI PSIHOPAT. MAMA, IDEM U RAT (5 stars)

Romania - 3 stars, sounds fine but something about the performance in the national final made me deeply uncomfortable. I can't help comparing it to last years performance which I watch all the time and love so deeply

Norway - 4.2 stars, sounds great, the beat is insane, but the lyrics are lame. When they brought those glowsticks out for the live performance though... I'm so into it

Denmark - 3.4 stars, good song, the vocals are great, but I don't like that style of music. I also hate the singers hair but that's a separate issue

Belgium - 5 stars, holy shit. God was like what if we combined house, vogue, and gospel and made this funky white man belt his heart out

Ukraine - 4.5 stars, goes hard as usual. Not as good as Stefania music-wise but the national final performance was really cool and I'm excited to see what they come up with for Eurovision

Albania - 4.2 stars, they're bringing the drama, they're bringing the orchestra, they're probably bringing something else but I haven't looked up the lyrics yet

Latvia - 3.6 stars, by all accounts it's a good song, but I'm not immediately into it

Czechia - 4.6 stars, the chorus gives me chills. Just a great song

ok I'm leaving it at that because this post is getting long, goodnight. I'll look at the other songs later

#eurovision 2023 #eurovision #music

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forzasedici · 1 year

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MAMA IDEM U RAAAAAAT ONAJ MALI PSIHOPAT MALI PODLI PSIHOPAT KROKODILSKI PSIHOPAT MAMA IDEM U RAT TRAAAAKTOOOOR

#.txt #eurovision #eurovision 2023

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euphoniouspandemonium · 1 year

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ONAJ MALI PSIHOPAT, MALI PODLI PSIHOPAT

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thylacinetears · 1 year

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I've taken forever to post this, but here's my full ESC2023 ranking!

With comments and scores out of 10! Long post obvs:

#37 Romania: DGT - Theodor Andrei: (0.5) Gross, boring, just all-around terrible. The staging is awful. The singing is bad ("aLL oF YouR DEmoNs coMe SCREEEMIMANNEHHH" haunts my dreams). The lyrics are gross, and the attempt at wordplay doesn't even make sense? All of it is trying so, so hard to be sexy and failing miserably. Half a point for having some Romanian, but that's it.

#36 San Marino: Like An Animal - Piqued Jacks: (1.0) Worst singer this year and it's not even close. The lyrics are also terrible and kinda give me creepy vibes. 100 songs in the national final and this is the best they can get? But it does get one point for having a pretty good instrumental, and the drummer is killing it.

#35 Albania: Duje - Albina & Familja Kelmendi: (2.0) Really overdramatic. I don't like the instrumental, it's way too sparse and random. The message is meant to be pro-family but it just comes off as anti-divorce? But the intention is nice, and Albania having a song in their own language for once is nice.

#34 Greece: What They Say - Victor Vernicos: (2.5) Just generic. There's not much I can say about this song because I forget it every time I stop listening. It's not intolerable to listen to, I guess?

#33 Germany: Blood & Glitter - Lord of the Lost: (2.5) It's unique, but somehow really boring. I don’t really like this genre so I'm biased, but this is just noise to me.

#32 Switzerland: Watergun - Remo Forrer: (3.0) Nice voice and piano, but wtf is Switzerland doing singing about war? I don't like the lyrical execution of the concept at all. Definitely not a fan.

#31 Malta: Dance (our own party) - The Busker: (3.5) It's a nice sax riff, but they run it into the goddamn ground. The rest of the song just isn't very good. It's cool, but kinda annoying.

#30 Ireland: We Are One - Wild Youth: (3.5) Also very generic, but it has a nice arena-pop sound to it. The message is well-intentioned, though so incredibly overdone.

#29 Lithuania: Stay - Monika Linkyte: (4.0) Nice concept, but it just sounds really bland to me. I don't really know what I don't like about this song, but it just doesn't click with me.

#28 Denmark: Breaking My Heart - Reiley: (4.0) It is very much corporate TikTok bait. But there is a good song underneath all that, and I actually like the vocoder.

#27 Croatia: Mama SC - Let 3: (5.0) Yeah, it's very weird. I don't like the repetition, but I do unironically like the instrumental in the "Onaj mali psihopat" part. Not the best novelty/political song, but not the worst - solid 5/10.

#26 Azerbaijan: Tell Me More - TuralTuranX: (5.5) I like it, it's quite nice and feel-good. But it seems like a complete rip-off of Something Good by Bic Runga?

#25 Poland: Solo - Blanka: (5.5) Ignoring the context and that live performance… It's a bop! It's not super original but it's really catchy and fun.

#24 Israel: Unicorn - Noa Kirel: (6.0) Kinda disappointing, after all the hype. (Why couldn't she have saved Thought About That for ESC instead!) But it has a nice chorus, and some good hooks.

#23 United Kingdom: I Wrote A Song - Mae Muller: (6.0) Very British, and very pop! But that chorus just doesn't really hit for me, and I'm not a fan of the spoken word part.

#22 Cyprus: Break a Broken Heart - Andrew Lambrou: (6.0) This is actually a banger though! I'm biased because Australia, but still. Simple concept but good execution.

#21 Georgia: Echo - Iru: (6.0) No, I don't know what on earth is going on in the lyrics either - guess that's just Georgia though. I love the drama of the instrumental, and Iru has a really powerful voice!

#20 Portugal: Ai Coracao - Mimicat: (6.5) It's cool! I love the culture, and Mimicat has a great voice. But for some reason it doesn't really click with me.

#19 Moldova: Soarele si luna - Pasha Parfeni: (6.5) I'm usually a big fan of the folktronica entries, but this doesn't quite hook me as much as Fulenn or SHUM. But it's still pretty good, and I love the concept of the lyrics!

#18 Serbia: Samo mi se spava - Luke Black: (7.0) Super unique! It's good, it's just that there's so many good entries this year, so it doesn't stand out so much. Gives me Grimes vibes, like a hybrid of Violence and My Name Is Dark.

#17 Belgium: Because Of You - Gustaph: (7.0) So incredibly unapologetically queer, and I love it for that. Such a fun song, makes me want to get up and dance!

#16 Iceland: Power - Dilja: (7.0) Uplifting, upbeat, poppy - this season needed a song like this. She absolutely kills those vocals, too!

#15 Italy: Due Vite - Marco Mengoni: (7.5) Really gorgeous and emotional, with incredibly beautiful lyrics. I get chills when that second chorus comes in, honestly. But it's just not quite as good as Italy's other entries.

#14 Armenia: Future Lover - Brunette: (7.5) Has a real 2000s pop/RnB diva vibe, and I love the lyrics. The instrumental is amazing, and I love the blend of genres.

#13 Ukraine: Heart Of Steel - TVORCHI: (7.5) I love the RnB groove mixing with the dramatic violins! It's really grown on me since it was first released, it's just super slick.

#12 Austria: Who the Hell is Edgar? - Teya & Salena: (7.5) So wacky, and yet such a bop. It manages to successfully balance a hilarious concept, catchy beat, and somehow a serious and relevant message? I actually can't believe they managed it. Well done, enjoy your gas station champagne from me streaming it, lmao.

#11 Latvia: Aija - Sudden Lights: (8.0) There's no other song like it this year (or maybe any year!), and I love its post-rock sound. However I admit that at least 50% of why I love this song is that outro.

#10 Norway: Queen of Kings - Alessandra: (8.0) THE pop banger we needed! I love the electronic bassline and Alessandra's incredible vocals.

#9 Australia: Promise - Voyager: (8.0) Not at all my genre, but I love it! That electronic intro and his vocals are everything. I don't like the scream after the second chorus, but the rest is amazing.

#8 Czechia: My Sister's Crown - Vesna: (8.5) Unique, cultural, powerful, and arguably the best chorus of the year. Those harmonies, man. Czechia is absolutely killing it at the moment.

#7 Estonia: Bridges - ALIKA: (8.5) This makes me really emotional, as I definitely relate to the lyrics. But even without considering that, this is just everything good about ballads - gorgeous piano, excellent vocals, and beautifully convincing delivery.

#6 Spain: Eaea - Blanca Paloma: (9.0) I'm so glad Spain went traditional this year. Hypnotising, gentle and yet powerful. The imagery of the lyrics is so beautiful, and of course Blanca's incredible voice carries the whole thing.

#5 Netherlands: Burning Daylight - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper: (9.0) The Netherlands continues its sad era with this gorgeous song. I love the two voices, the lyrics, the slightly detuned piano... But most of all I love the outro - I relate to it so much.

#4 Finland: Cha Cha Cha - Kaarija: (9.0) THE icon of the season. This really is worth the hype - fun, dancey, crazy, party! It really hits its stride in the second half, but honestly I just love the whole thing.

#3 France: Evidemment - La Zarra: (9.5) I'm a France stan, what can I say! But they just keep sending quality - from the dramatic intro to that incredible disco-pop beat drop to the amazing bridge.

#2 Slovenia: Carpe Diem - Joker Out: (9.5) Basically my favourite from the beginning! It puts you in a good mood from the first line, and just keeps the energy all the way through to the end. My favourite part is the guitar solo after the first chorus leading into the second verse. It's so cool...

#1 Sweden: Tattoo - Loreen: (10.0) Right in my dance-pop loving heart. Loreen is truly like no other - a once-in-a-generation performer. When that second chorus hits... It's almost too perfect. But I love how there's that unusual chord progression to keep you interested, too. There's just nothing to fault about it, I love every single second!

#eurovision #esc 2023 #eurovision song contest #eurovision ranking #eurovision 2023

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turuin · 1 year

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Come cazzo non la state cantando tutti?

Mama, mama, mama, ja se idem igrat' Mama, idem u rat

Onaj mali psihopat (Rat, rat) Mali, podli psihopat (Rat, rat) Krokodilski psihopat (Rat, rat) Mama, idem u rat

TRAKTORA

#esc2023 #eurovision song contest #croatia

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scrapsofinspiration · 1 year

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onaj mali psihopat pravi podli psihopat krokodilski psihopat etc etc

#eurovision

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gtaradi · 1 year

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#Dora2023 #Eurosong #Let3 #MamaŠČ #narcisoidnost #paranoja #Srbi #traktor #ZoricaS.Radulović

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336-323bc · 1 year

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onaj mali psihopat

mali podli psihopat

krokodilski psihopat (moja materica)

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urbanidesnicar · 3 years

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Neprilagođen

Probao sam se staviti u kožu prosječnog "komšije". Čisto da vidim kako svijet izgleda iz nebeske perspektive. Otvorim neki njihov portal i počnem čitati. Nakon par minuta se počnem valjati od smijeha. Što zbog jezika a što zbog laži. Ne samo da lažu druge, nego lažu i sami sebe. Pa imaš dojam da su centar svijeta, i da se svi otimaju za njihovu naklonost. Naročito fascinira njihov prijevod engleskog. Jebo ih Vuk. Skupa sa Stefanovićem i Karadžićem. "Đorđ Kluni ima švalerku!" ili "Đo Bajden se polomio na stepenicama!". Koje kerefeke, jadni im i ćale i matora i oba roditelja. Baj d vej, nije ni njima lako...

Ljupka Dimitrovska i Ivica Šerfezi su onomad u duetu pjevali: "Jebo zemlju gdje naranča neće." Hvala Bogu pa u Hrvatskoj i Herceg Bosni raste ko luda. Poanta? Klima je izuzetno bitan faktor sreće. A psihopat Gates bi nam prašinom blokirao sunce, u ime nepostojećih "klimatskih promjena"!? Kažu da najsretniji narodi žive u Južnoj Americi. Gola sirotinja, ali su uvijek veseli. Pjevaju, igraju nogomet, sve ide polako i nema žurbe. Na drugoj strani imamo Skandinavske zemlje, sa izvrsnim životnim standardom. Ali su po potrošnji antidepresiva, među prvih 10 u svijetu. Zamisli da ti je većinu godine vanka snijeg i minus 20, a mrak pada u podne? Popizdio bi. Ako već nisam...

Imam prijatelja koji je prije rata otišao u Norvešku. Na početku je sve bilo idealno. Nu auta, nu kuće, nu plaće.... Vremenom je entuzijazam splasnuo. Pa je počeo svake godine dolaziti kod nas na more. Pitam ga kako ide? "Jebo te više snijeg!!", veli on. Momak bi se najradije vratio, ali prvo treba otplatiti sve kredite i probati dobiti njihovu mirovinu. Zaključak? Nekad je slađe popit pivu na zidiću iza trafike, nego šampanjac u luksuznom restoranu.

"I have a dream", govorio je M. L. King. I ja kume moj. Sanjam pusti otok u sred Pacifika. Okružen morskim čukenjem. Na koji mogu smjestiti sve komunjare, sotonjare i pedofile ovoga svijeta. Kako bi to lijepo bilo. Budu li nestašni, polit lož uljem i užgat. A, e.

Piše mi neki dan Stjepan Štimac (Projekt Velebit). Čovjek čiji izvrsni tekstovi tjeraju na razmišljanje. Jer zna, razumije i može. Ukazuje mi na neke stvari kojih sam i te kako svjestan. Primjer? Smatra da sam u nekim područjima otišao predaleko. Ekstremizam, rasizam, homofobija, nacizam.... Njegov pristup problemu je dosta drugačiji. "Polako se voze Božja kola, ali svugdje stignu", kaže dobri Stjepan. I apsolutno je u pravu. Hvala mu na konstruktivnoj i dobronamjernoj kritici.

Ali što ću ja? Osnovni problem je to, što stvarno tako mislim. I što mi je pun k. čekanja. Ovaj sustav me je napravio takvim. Jura Stublić je u stanci između 2 konjaka, mudro prozborio: "Ja sam.....NEPRILAGOĐEN!" Nekad mi je žao što pri ruci imam samo tipkovnicu. Volio bi za promjenu učiniti i nešto konkretno. Ali što, gdje, s kim, kako...?

Tzv. "politička korektnost" je drugo ime za CENZURU. I uopće me ne zanima. Postoje 3 skupine ljudi. 1. Oni što će podleći propagandi. 2. Oni kojih se to ne tiče i boli ih pimpek za sve. 3. Oni u kojima propaganda postiže kontraefekt. I probudi uspavani inat, srdžbu i bijes. A onda si spreman na sve.

Ja sam dogurao do ove zadnje skupine, i nema mi pomoći. Riječi nade i utjehe? Ne treba ni pokušavati. Jer ih više ne čujem. Kažu, moli se Bogu. Molim, i to svaki dan. Ali Bog nas je postavio na zemlju sa nekim ciljem. A ne da sjedimo prekriženih ruku i čekamo čudo. Treba se suprotstaviti zlu i ukazivati na nepravde u društvu. Barem ja to tako shvaćam.

Nemam se namjeru ni za što ispričavati. Ni govora. I stojim iza svake svoje riječi. Kome se ne sviđa, neka ne čita. Po komentarima vidim, da dosta ljudi razmišlja slično meni. Drago mi je da nisam sam. Sigurno da i unutrašnji neprijatelji ponekad provire, ali su totalno nebitni. Koliko se god trudio što jednostavnije pisati, za drugove je to preteško štivo. Oni još ni "Ježevu kučicu" nisu savladali...

Ne pokušavam se nikome dodvoravati. Ovo što piše u ovim mojim "zabilješkama" - to sam ja. Drugačije ne znam i ne ću. Sve drugo bi bila propaganda ili plagijat. I dobro znam gdje mi je mjesto. Među sitnom ribom. Nisam ja gospon Hodak, da se moja kolumna s nestrpljenjem očekuje ponedjeljkom u 8 ujutro. To je i meni odavno postao ritual, jer čovjek je jednostavno genijalac.

Dakle, ako ćemo suditi po današnjim mjerilima, mogu samo reći: "Kriv sam, časni sude." Ali... Da sam ove tekstove pisao između 1995 - 2000, ne bi mi nitko ni A rekao. Jer smo tada bili SLOBODNI! A o jednoj stvari ću uvijek pozitivno pisati. O NDH. Zašto? Jer sam u pravu. Nikada to ne tvrdim, ali ovaj put hoću. Jer se radi o nepobitnim činjenicama.

Tko je 10. na listi najvećih svjetskih zlikovaca? Mali Joža iz Kumrovca. Ima li Dr. Ante uopće na tome spisku? NE. Zašto onda uopće razgovaramo o ovoj temi? U pokojnoj Jugi je život izgubilo preko MILIJUN ljudi, mahom Hrvata. A nije bio rat. Svi su oni bili žrtve krvavog režima, ćopavog bravara. Ali "pobjednici" pišu povijest. Da je ishod rata bio drugačiji, danas bi 10.4. slavili kao državni praznik.

Međutim, što nam se događa? Petokraka ne samo da nije zabranjena, nego je u nekim krajevima (poput Rijeke) čak i poželjna. Trgovi i ulice nam još uvijek nose imena partizanskih zlikovaca, a jugo-debili nosaju štafetu i Titin rođendan slave!? Koja je ovo država? Ovih dana spominju neki Jasenovac. Je li pjevaju ili tuguju, pojma nemam. Pošto nisam upoznat sa činjenicom da se za vrijeme rata tamo išta zbilo, neću ni komentirati. Jugo-četnička posla...

Ali zato znam, da su tamo tisuće Hrvata brutalno smaknute. Iza rata. I bojim se da to nitko neće obilježiti. Jer bi ga crveni mediji razapeli. Dovoljno je napisati slovo U na fasadi zgrade, i eto ti "incidenta". Udarna vijest u svim dnevnicima i državnim glasilima. A Pupi u svom "biltenu" sve to detaljno evidentira, i kuka kako mu "preti istrebljenje". Kako smo uopće došli u ovakvu situaciju? Popuštanjem. Na početku smo im dali prst, a danas nam drže obje ruke. I to zavezane. Ali što ja imam pisat, kad je Thompson to davno objasnio: "Domoljublje prozvali fašizam, tako brane njihov komunizam..."

Da skratim. Ovo je moje viđenje situacije:

HOMOFOBIJA: Nikad nisam volio pedere, ali ih nisam ni mrzio. Sve dok mi nisu počeli gologuzi "ponosno paradirati" pod prozorom. Medijsku propagandu ne smijem ni spomenuti, jer ne odgovaram za svoje postupke. Zaključak: Pederi su najnježniji ljubavnici na svijetu. Pogotovo ako obojica imaju hemoroide.

NACIZAM: Po "njihovim" procjenama, odgovoran je za smrt oko 12 milijuna ljudi. Dok je pod komunističkom čizmom stradalo preko 100 milijuna. Brojke govore sve. Međutim... Koliko smo odgledali filmova ili pročitali knjiga, o zvjerstvima: Staljina, Mao-a, Pol Pota, Tite...? Možda desetke. A o liku i djelu stanovitog Austrijskog slikara s brčićima? Stotine, ako ne i tisuće. Zaključak: U Adino doba je Njemačka privreda bila najjača na svijetu, u svim segmentima. Pogotovo u proizvodnji sapuna.

RASIZAM: Što sam ja Bogu skrivio, da se moram pravdati zbog svoje boje kože? I koje ja to "bjelačke privilegije" uživam? Slobodno mi ih sve uzmite (ako ih nađete?). Ovo što trenutno gledamo u SAD je rasizam najgore vrste. Ali od strane (većine) crnaca. I odnosi se na sve nas, a ne samo na Amerikance. Onaj policajac što je uhitio "uzoritog" Floyda, nije imao ni 1% šanse za pravedno suđenje. Jer je crna banda rekla da će zapaliti cijeli grad, ne bude li kriv po svim točkama optužnice. To se nekada zvalo LINČ! I sad bi mu ja trebao klečati u znak potpore? "Odjebi majmune i idi beri pamuk!" E ovo je bila rasistička rečenica. Priznajem. Zaključak: Rasizam je loš i vodi u kriminal. A kriminalom se uglavnom bave crnci.

Da konačno zaključimo i temu SAD. THE END! Padoše ljudi bez ispaljenog metka. Jer kad jednom pustiš da vladavinu prava zamijeni zakon ulice, gotovo je. To je put bez povratka, jer si im dao licencu za bezakonje. Na sceni je crveno-crna (Demokrati-Antifa-BLM) boljševička revolucija, financirana globalističkim sredstvima. Koja se širi poput kuge. Isključivo zahvaljujući KUKAVIČLUKU tamošnjih "patriota" i većine Republikanaca (RINO). Normalno da ima i svijetlih primjera. Ali premalo je sve to, za bilo kakve značajnije promjene.

Normalno da nisu svi crnci isti, jer i među njima ima dosta domoljuba i razboritih ljudi. Osobno mi je najdraža Candace Owens. Volio bih je jedan dan vidjeti kao prvu Američku Predsjednicu. I to crnu. Djevojka je izuzetno inteligentna, hrabra i elokventna, ali nažalost njen glas ne dopire tamo gdje bi trebao. Ako nekoga još uvijek zanima što se događa u SAD, toplo preporučam fenomenalnog Tucker Carlsona na FOX-u. Objektivan i zanimljiv, sa standardnom dozom sarkazma.

Ne živim u Zagrebu, pa nemam pravo glasa. Ali ako dozvolimo da mali Sorošev "rahitični spermatozoid s očalama" postane gradonačelnik, položili smo. Za sva vremena. A ispred imena RH, možemo slobodno dodati SOCIJALISTIČKA. Glavni sudac Visokog suda tvrdi da nije bilo Domovinskog, nego se radilo o građanskom ratu!? Odma protjerat u "građansku" BiH. Premijer nam je globalistički poslušnik, a Predsjednik kmer na granici živčanog sloma. I onda se mi ko biva nečemu nadamo? Sa ovakvim ljudima, mission impossible (mišn imposibl).

Inače, dobro je sve...

"ZA DOMOVINU SPREMNI"

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