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obnoxiousarcade · 1 year
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MEEOWWWWW MEOWWWWW
okay!
But there's one more small thing
Won't u please help save our galaxy,
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theshatteredrose · 1 year
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I'm curious if you have an OC for the EO5 School Boy (DLC) portrait?
Oh yes, I have two.
Keita (first boy portrait), who was introduced in "Turquoise Lotus Father (TTS Saga 2) is reluctantly part of the bandits crew.
Tsubasa (second boy portrait) who hasn't been introduced yet and won't be for aaaaaaages.
In my universe, the aliens being behind everything doesn't exist as I have an intense loathing for the idea. I've ranted about before so I won't do it again here.
But, yeah, the very short version is that scientists from earth in another attempt to preserve the human created an Yggdrasil Project on Mars and in preparation to colonize said planet, they also created these space pods filled with chosen humans who have been place in cryo-sleep, to be awaken when Mars is suitable for inhabitation, which would be thousands of years in the future.
Both Keita and Tsubasa, who were children of chosen scientists, where part of this project. So they were placed in cryo-sleep to be awoken on Mars thousands of years in the future.
But something went wrong. Some pods malfunction and awoken their charges early. A few even crashed onto the planet itself, forcing inhabitants to become survivors. While some pods haven't released their charges at all.
Keita was one who was left in his pod for way too long and was discovered by Keane, forced to become part of his bandits crew. Keita has vague memories of his time on earth and kinda knows he's no longer on Earth, but rather somewhere else. But he can't quite remember. He knows something is different. That something is wrong. He knows that he doesn't actually belong here. He remembers little things. Insignificant things, like toys and knickknacks that he used to collect when he was younger. Everything else, though, is a blur.
Tsubasa is still lying in a cyro-pod, asleep and unaware. Much later down the line in The Treasure Seekers saga, Drayce and his crew are the ones to find him and awaken him. Tsubasa is different from Keita as he will remember everything. And he will have to navigate a world where everything is now changed. And everyone he once knew is gone.
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sluggmuffin · 1 year
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FOR THEIR AT WAR WITH CANINE
COUNT DOGULOUS THAT SON OF A BITCH (THAT SON OF A BITCH)
THE GENERALS ARE ALL STANDING BY
TELL US RICKY SHOULD WE PULL THE SWIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MEEEEEOOOOOOW
MEEEEEOOOOOOW
OH MY GOODNESS WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO??
MEEEOOOOW
MEEEEOOOOW
IM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM
IM JUST A SWIIIIIINGIIIIIINNGGGGG SPACE AAAAAAAGE BACHELOR MAAAAAN
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^^ me when ricky
So I told them... "I AM JUST A MAN A SPACE AGE MAN, THAT’S ALL I AM BUT I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDS, ALL YOUR HANDS"AS WE MAKE LOVE TONIGHTTTT
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Actual footage of Ricky and I ^^^
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bougiebutchbitch · 2 years
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any chance you can share those sweeter obikaka kink headcanons you mentioned? No pressure ofc
you betcha, sweet nonnie! sorry this took so long to answer, I’m busy with camp jgfjhf
n/s/f/w under cut, minors dni x
Okay so!!! I love Obikaka because they could have such a fun flippy dynamic.
Like, obviously bottom!Kakashi is my bread and butter, but I do genuinely see them as having such dom/sub Switch potential!
So I imagine they keep it fresh and are always up for trying new things. They're both total freaks and not afraid to experiment, so things stay exciting!
Kakashi has a whole-ass sex dungeon in the basement of the official hokage residence and literally nobody is surprised. Shikamaru drew the line at him putting a sex swing in his office instead of his chair though lmao
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Sometimes Kakashi puts on his Cold Commander act, and Obito acts like the bratty subordinate! It's a similar dynamic to when they were kids, but without nearly as much blood and death, and with a lot more 'fun' punishments lmao.
I imagine Kakashi would probably enjoy distance-domming in that sort of scenario? Like, taking control of this super-strong, giant Juubi-guy with just his words, not touching him at all except when Obito's 'good'... Sitting at his desk in full uniform, doing his hokage paperwork while telling a naked grumbling Obito how to touch himself on the floor of his office... >:3c
Obito puts on this big show of grumbling and acting like he's angry at not having Kakashi's full attention, but they both know he'd just walk away if he wasn't into it...
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In contrast, Kakashi has a big ol' masochist streak. When he's in Sub Mode, he really wants to get hurt and trash-talked... but after, uh, everything, Obito's kinda reluctant to fulfil that domming role.
At the same time, he really gets off on being trusted like that. He loves that fun power imbalance - loves knowing he could tear Kakashi apart, but Kakashi is still letting him play with him like this, letting Obito fuck him and break him down and hurt him and loving every moment...
Anyway, they both dance around the subject for aaaaaaages, because they suck at communication. Whenever Kakashi tries to encourage Obito to be a bit rougher and meaner, Obito freaks out - but graaaaadually, over time, they both start easing into harder play.
Kakashi's big obvious NOPE button is any trash-talking that involves actually calling him trash or scum, and any mention of their past - which is fine by Obito, because he really doesn't want to go there in this context either!
But he loves sneering at Kakashi and talking down to him and calling him filthy and pathetic. Loves messing up his Hokage uniform, flipping up his robes and fucking him rough over his desk right before a Kage summit, then sending him in to talk to his peers with shaky legs and Obito's cum snaking down his thighs... AHEM.
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MORE RANDOM FUN!!!
Like, 40% of the time, Obito cries after domming Kakashi and needs to be held and have his hair stroked while Kakashi tells him he did a very good job :3c
Sometimes while Kakashi's still tied to a spreader bar and bleeding lmao :3ccc
(Obito just strikes me as the King of topdrop, and I love the idea of Kakashi preferring to sub during scenes, but also loving to provide aftercare... give me all the unconventional dynamics!)
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Kakashi absolutely tries to push things too far and get Obito to really hurt him, at least once.
But after Obito shuts that shit down and tells him firmly that he is not here to be Kakashi's way of punishing himself (and is clearly pretty fucking distraught about being put in that position) Kakashi learns to control his need for self-punishment.
Now, on bad days where he wants to Suffer, he goes to Obito and explains, and they go train hard together or something and then Obito cuddles him.
And vice versa too! I get the sense that Obito doesn't go quite as self-destructive with his guilt - he gets ANGRY and BROODY and GRUMPY. On those days, Kakashi knows to give him space to work through his own shit, but when he crawls into bed beside him at night Obito always starts really far away from him, on the far side of the mattress - but graaaaaaaaaaaadually migrates until Kakashi can snuggle up to him and rest his head on them Beefy Tits and just gently hold him.
And sometimes they have really soft sweet sex on those nights, no words passing between them, just moving against each other in the darkness, letting each other know they're still here...
GAH I love them
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that-cheer-up-anon · 3 years
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if you get that I'M not lactose intolerant my BODY is, then you can understand people not identifying w the body they were born in
Obviously this is a joke but ugh
So last week beauty school started again and we were sitting through slide show presentations. We were learning about workers rights and responsibilities, and how to provide service. One of the slides said when talking to clients to avoid certain topics like politics, religion, sex, and gender which my teacher pointed out was a new addition.
One of my the older and Filipino classmates started asking about the gender addition and it QUICKLY turned transphobic and homophobic. Everyone else was quiet throughout the whole thing, but like MAN WAS IT UNCOMFORTABLE! She was clearly very religious and uneducated on gender and sexualities.
My teacher said "okay everybody! What is classmate X being right now? Discriminatory." (I wanted to say "bigot" but held it back)
My classmate said smiling "haha yeah, I am!"
Like HHHHHHHH!!! I have so many thoughts. Like IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING DISCRIMINATORY WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?!
Also 'they' has been used as a singular pronoun for AAAAAAAGES and does not only relate to inanimate objects. We do not refer to people as 'it'.
ALSO!!!! Pre-colonial Philippines has MAD legends and myths w respected genderfluid deities and figures.
Also 'siya' or 'sya' in Tagalog is a gender neutral term to refer to a person even if you know their gender. AND THAT'S USED IN MODERN TIMES SO ???? So don't even TRY to act like you don't understand how using singular they works.
I'm just. I guess I was kinda shocked at seeing such blatant homophobia and transphobia, since I have LGBTQIA+ friends and spend a lot of time online where it's not tolerated.
I wanted to tell her off but I didn't bc she knows my mum and the Filipino community is very tight knit, and rumours and info spreads fast, and I don't want to make my school an unsafe place for me.
Tbh I'm still frustrated at myself for telling her about the shop. Bc now my mum has a way to keep tabs on me at school when she didn't before and school was the one place I felt safe and genuinely looked forward to going. Now it's another place that I have to be careful bc my parents have a way to spy on me there.
I forgive myself for telling my Filo classmate about the shop, bc I'm still going through trauma and trying to sort out my feelings and current relationship towards my parents. Bc I don't hate them, but in the way that I still try to support them when honestly they don't deserve it, and I don't need to give it, I've now compromised one of my very few actual safe spaces and it seriously sucks.
I'm lucky that I don't have her in my class until we do the makeup unit later this term, but still. Sucks.
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waterandsilver · 5 years
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@writer-or-whatever tagged me aaaaaaages ago to shuffle my songs and list the first 10!! thanks love ❤️❤️
1. Run, BTS
2. Black Water, Of Monsters and Men
3. Blank Space, Taylor Swift
4. How You Get The Girl, Taylor Swift
5. Wrong, Zayn
6. I Need U, BTS
7. Tied Down, Jaymes Young
8. 2! 3!, BTS
9. Green Light, Lorde
10. Wings, BTS
... apparently my spotify was being very biased towards BTS today 😂😂
tagging @midnightestsun @anxious-british-scaredy-cat @flowersforzoe11 ​ @emlynlua ​ @sugasface ​ if you fancy it x
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inclineto · 6 years
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Books, July-September 2018
Fruitlands: The Alcott Family and Their Search for Utopia - Richard Francis
League of Dragons - Naomi Novik
What Works: Gender Equality by Design - Iris Bohnet
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood *
The Marriage of Meggotta: A Love Story - Edith Pargeter
An Arranged Marriage - Jo Beverley [The most offensive setup I’ve read in aaaaaaages? I think maybe! It took me two entire weeks to read this because I kept getting angry!]
Binti - Nnedi Okorafor
Trail of Lightning - Rebecca Roanhorse
Under the Pendulum Sun - Jeannette Ng
The Magicians - Lev Grossman
A Guide to Thomas Jefferson’s Virginia - Laura A. Macaluso [a present, well-intentioned]
Red Waters Rising - Laura Anne Gilman
A God in Ruins - Kate Atkinson
An Unkindness of Ghosts - Rivers Solomon
The Bedlam Stacks - Natasha Pulley
Lavinia - Ursula K. LeGuin *
Cold Magic - Kate Elliott
Cold Fire - Kate Elliott
Little Girls in Pretty Boxes: The Making and Breaking of Elite Gymnasts and Figure Skaters - Joan Ryan
The Calculating Stars - Mary Robinette Kowal [delightful Girl Power alt-reality space race, unstarred only because the sex talk is awful - think rocket metaphors - there’s this infuriating Plothole For Pathos that made me yell “Oh, come ON!”]
Walden Warming: Climate Change Comes to Thoreau’s Woods - Richard B. Primack
Cold Steel - Kate Elliott
Just One Damned Thing After Another - Jodi Taylor
Invisible Agents: Women and Espionage in Seventeenth-Century Britain - Nadine Akkerman
Atlas of a Lost World: Travels in Ice Age America - Craig Childs
Always Coming Home - Ursula K. LeGuin *
Something of a slow quarter: some of these books were big, and some of them were slow, and a few of them were both.
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fuckyeahexofics · 7 years
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fic search #146
Please use the reply function to answer these. If you do use the ask box (and we prefer you don’t) please give link, # of fic search and # of item in the search. Thank you.
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pls pls pls help! i'm trying to find a kaisoo fic! it was on ao3! it's a hybrid au! so kyungsoo adopts jongin when he's young and he grows older with kyungsoo over time and as he gets older he starts to develop feelings for kyungsoo and i believe dry humps kyungsoo while he thinks he's asleep! jongin might've woken him up! also there's a part where kyungsoo sits on jongins lap and kyungsoo can feel his bulge and kyungsoo freezes lol and ksoo asks chen and xiumin for advice! thx
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① Hello! Some time ago I've read an amazing fanfic and was silly enough to forget where it was (maybe AFF, I'm really not sure). However, I remember almost the whole plot. The pairing is SuChen, without anyone of Exo members. Rating: PG-13. Genre: AU, angst, happy ending. It starts with Junmyeon knocking on Jongdae's apartment door. When the latter finally lets him in, turns out Jongdae was forced to break up with Junmyeon (by $uho's rich mother, I guess). Jongdae bursts out crying, Junmyeon
② calms him down, they decide to stay together. It isn’t a long fanfic. I’ve been searching for it for a few days and got nothing. If you can help me, it would be great.
3. The Magic of Pixie Dust by MitchMatchedSocks
im looking for a fic where Sehun babysits and takes his nephew + niece to disneyland/a theme park and they're in line waiting to take a photo with a prince/character and his niece asks for ice cream and one of the kids throw a tantrum?? but when they finally get to the guy he turns out to be really cute and the niece makes sehun and the guy "adult kiss" and im pretty sure chen was the photographer and sehun ends up getting the guy's number and promising his niece ice cream?? please help!! thanks
4. Where Is Love by theworldwithkaisoo
welcome back, lovely mods! i read a fic about two weeks ago and despite scouring your blog, i don't think it's recced here. it's a soulmates!au with main chansoo and side sekai, in a world where if one person gets a cut, it shows up on the soulmate's skin. kyungsoo self-harms and finds chanyeol is his soulmate after sehun finds that jongin is his soulmate. kyungsoo's stepmom is abusive and there's a scene where chanyeol helps kyungsoo with a cut. thank you so much!
5. Fearless, Like the Stars by minnuet
Hi! So, I'm looking for a xiubaek fic that was on archive of our own I believe. It was a mama au, kinda space adventure fic, where only a certain few had powers. Luhan, junmyeon, chanyeol and jongdae are all in it, with Kyungsoo as the villain. Minseok had been exiled from his own planet and then found Baekhyun and he help Baek discover his own powers. It was kinda a newer fic but I can't find it. Thanks in advance!
6. Progressive Education by Brandedbutterfly
Hi ^^ ok, so I know this might sound pretty vague, but I have no idea where or whom should I ask for help: around 2 or 3 years ago I read a fanfic on aff, most probably hunhan, but my memory may not serve right. It was romance, had a lot of smut, was chaptered (a lot of them) + completed and the most helpful unique thing it had *i hope so*, the author posted pics of herself and her daughter at the end of the chapters in the author note section. I hope you could help me ❤ Thank you!!
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Hey admins , there's a wolf!au fic I believe the couple were HunHan where Luhan was the alpha but he liked being the bottom and sehun was the omega and he was the top (or the other way round) , and then the pack finds out and shames luhan or something like asdfghjkl I've been looking for it and I can't figure out its name
8. and we drown in our sins by khrysallis or  nostalgia (n.) by fumerie
hiii I'm so happy y'all are back~ i was wondering if you guys know this fic, too, EXO were "guardians" of their respective power, and I remember Lu Han was the Oracle in it but it wasn't Zodiac. (If that makes sense??) I think it was Hunhan or Lukai, sorry if this doesn't make sense :(
9. Frisk Your Friends by RacyRoulette
Hi I read a fic a while back and I think it was from this blog but I checked the tags and could not find it. It was a gangbang fic I think and baekhyun might have been dared or smthn I can't really remember but I do remember he ended up losing and had to deepthroat a cucumber. Then they had a little competition to see who could deepthroat it further and then all I Remember after that was that they all had sex and baekhyun might have been penetrated by two dicks at once?Dnt remember what site sry
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Hello wonderful admins of beauty! I am looking for a Hybrid!AU fic with Taoris as main pairing. Tao's a catboy at a new school and Kris looks human but is also a catboy and somehow popular. Also love you guys lots xoxo
11. Young One by strange-seas
I've been trying to find this fic and I've looked everywhere :( it's minseok/(suho,kai or Luhan idk which) ?? Is the prince and minseok starts falling for him. There's asshole cousin sehun and best friend yixing who has one sided love for ??. seok knows he can't have ?? Since the prince can't leave his kingdom behind so seok leaves on a ship with yixing and then a few years later seok meets ?? Again.
12. Redamancy by abcdefghiluvyou (log into LJ to view the fic)
hi! I read a fic aaaaaaages ago and have been having trouble trying to find it again?? it was a/b/o verse nd one member was being given to a new pack as like a gift for the alpha or something?? idk but whilst making the journey to the new pack with like three or four members of it, one of them had to help him with his heat (think they ended up being mates??) I was p certain the pairing was baekyeol but couldn't find it in the tags?? thank you for your help!
13. Play Pretend by cwtchbuddy
Hello, sorry if this is the same that everyone sends but, I'm looking for this fic for a while now ;;;;; is a fanxing where they (fanxing) are roommates and pretend being in a relationship for YiXing avoid some frashman and YiFan want to practice his skills in act, in the end they start a real relationship when found out that they like each other. Sorry if this was a bad discription and thanks for this lovelly blog.’
thank you to all the anons, @just-get-me-my-mineral-water, @teespoone, @thiscitywas, @brezjanae, @iminlovewithkyungsoo, @cactus-boii and @kaisoo-catalog
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disneyprincessrey · 7 years
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I got tagged by @protectsammy for this taggy thingy, thanks Hun! I haven't been tagged in anything in aaaaaaages so I really enjoyed doing this!!
Name: Alisha
Nickname: Lish, Lisha, loo, looby
Gender: Female
Star Sign: Leo
Sexual Orientation: Still on the fence but feeling very drawn to being bi as of late.
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Animal: Penguins!!
Time Right Now: 17;15 PM
Average Hours of Sleep: Depends what day it is, but on average probably like 6ish
Cat or Dog Person: Dogs!! (I like cats but I'm allergic to them so I can't really interact with them all that much)
Favorite Fictional Characters: Rey, Bellamy Blake, Clary Fray, Kylo Ren, Clarke Griffin, Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Luna Lovegood (I have a whole list somewhere on my blog)
Number of Blankets I Sleep With: 3!!! I like to be cosy and warm
Favorite Singer/Band: I can always go back to old school Demi Lovato and I really like Olly Murs at the moment?
Dream Trip: Florida probably! Which is actually happening in September which I am extremely excited about!!!!
Dream Job: Teaching, I always gear off to something or other but I always reign in back in with maybe doing teaching so i feel like it's safe to just say I'll be a teacher at some point in my life probably. (Older kids, not younger ones. I ain't dealing with that shit)
When was this blog created: In july in either 2012 or 2013, I can't really remember exactly.
Current Number of Followers: 504!!
When did your blog reach its peak: Probably straight after I made my first 'life after shadowhunters edit' ages ago. It got a shit load of notes, how I still do not know, but it did. It's kind of gone quiet since then as I've been busy with uni but I've kinda half made the second one so that should be out soon! (Might even finally finish them later tonight, watch this space)
What made you decide to get tumblr: Jeeze, I think I got it for a laugh really. All my twitter RP friends had it so I decided to look into it and well now I'm here I guess? I originally had a different blog (which I believe I never deleted) and then moved onto this one, god knows why. Probably just felt like it
Tagging: 
@secret-slumber @great-dark-protector @canadianfangirl @filipaislostintheworldoffandoms @argentsxarrow @demisexualemmaswan @punkleiaskywalker @thestuffinmylife
I was supposed to tag 20 people, but I’m lazy and I don’t want to annoy people with random stuff about my life.
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When Pye comes back in a week, he’s surprised at the number of small changes accrued around the cottage. The roof has been repaired, if a bit crudely, as was the well in the front yard. He eyes the freshly tilled loam, the beginnings of a garden that appears to wrap around the cottage, the wooden stake boundary halfway set up and a small compost pile already in a corner. Materials for something or other are strewn haphazardly on the grass next to the border of the garden. Glass? For a greenhouse? In the middle of a forest? Hedgewitches… 
A glint out of the corner of his eye draws him to a pineapple-shaped hummingbird feeder hanging on the front porch. So she knew this area was a part of his feeding grounds. Interesting. He alights on the feeder, about to indulge himself when he feels a gentle breeze come out of nowhere. An alert?
The young Witch bounds out from around the cottage, a veritable whirlwind of gardening gear, hair, and pure sunshine magic, all headed towards him. “Oh hello! I was hoping you’d come by!” 
So much for a quiet meal today. Pye, having decided that the best defense is a good offense, zooms in to meet her halfway, causing her to skid to a halt. He cocks his head in askance.
“Oh! the other Witches in the forest told me that this is your neck of the woods so I charmed the feeder to let me know if a hummingbird, not necessarily you of course, is close by! I probably should’ve tried to find you harder and introduce myself earlier but setting this place up turned out to be a Thing - my fault I know I know - and fixing the roof turned into a bit of an adventure since I haven’t used my wand in aaaaaaages - you should’ve seen the sparks that came out the end, I almost set the cottage on fire! This place is RIPE for exploring and foraging! Did you know-”
Pye tries not to physically rear back from the sheer amount of unbridled enthusiasm and words  flung his way. None of the Witches in the forest could have ever prepared him for this, and Agatha has that obnoxious three year old boy who, for reasons fathomable only to a three year old, thinks it’s funny to chase him around the garden when Pye is minding his own business. Overwhelmed, he darts towards her face; to her credit, she understands his warning, stopping midsentence, blushing.
“Oh dear, I’m sorry, Lena - my sister - keeps telling me I can get a bit intense and talk too much.”
He sends her an image of the crow who had been with her when she arrived, curious.
“That’s Skye! She’s Bonded with Lena - they’ve been Bonded for forever, you know, since Lena was practically a baby. Skye offered to come with me so I wouldn’t get lost, I have a terrible sense of direction, you see. She likes wild currants but you don’t have to worry about her eating any of your food, and well,” she stops. “I’m doing it again, aren’t I?”
Pye trills in affirmation.
She scrunches her mouth, at a loss of what to do or say, and Pye is of no help seeing as this is probably his longest introduction to a Witch he’s ever experienced. He’s about to turn to leave to save them both from this awful place of awkwardness when she says, “I know the Witches have an agreement with all the spirits in the woods and the cottage is technically outside your territory, but is this ok?”
Pye quirks his head.
“That I’m, you know,” she gestures around her, “here? Maria from over the hill told me about the Witch who lived here before me, and well, I don’t want to be a bother.”
The way the young Witch visibly wilts at the prospect of leaving unnerves Pye, though he couldn’t explain why. He knows he’s cultivated a bit of reputation in these parts, undeservedly so by his own estimation. The last Witch who lived here didn’t even think to ask for Pye’s opinions (a true disservice to himself, Pye thought), and he made a terrific mess of the clearing with his experiments before moving on to more agreeable lands and away from “that insane feathery ping pong ball of rage,” whatever that meant. Pye could admit that he may have been a touch overzealous in chasing the boy out, but nothing flowered there until after he had gone. He was interfering with his feeding grounds and a bird must eat! This Witch at least seems to be considerate.
Just keep away from the scarlet gilia by the slope. It will be the last in the area for a while.  
The Witch brightens at the sound of his voice in her head.  “Right. Gotcha. Leave the scarlet gilia alone.” She gives him a tentative smile. “Well, thanks for stopping by…”
You may call me Pye.
“Pye.” She sounds it out, elongating the one syllable in his name unnecessarily. “It’s very nice to meet you.” Then to Pye’s eternal confusion, the girl drops into a curtsy. 
Cocking his head, he turns, chirps a farewell and heads over to the scarlet gilia for a much needed snack. Ridiculous antics aside, as long as the Witch keeps to her space, everything should be fine.
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windsroad · 7 years
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how is it that i’ve written 26 single spaced pages of oblivion fanfic
if I keep going with that fic it’ll be AAAGES. AAAAAAAGES BEFORE IT’S DONE
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