"Murdercise" (2023)
Friday, October 13th, 2023 (13:31)
JEFELEN has been left feeling all bent out of shape by the world of late... so when the opportunity arose to sign up with A & P Productions™ as a Co-Executive Producer on their latest cinematic exercise, there was really no choice but to turn up the heat and feel the burn, as it were! Co-written and directed by Angie De Alba and Paul Ragsdale, "Murdercise" is a darkly-comedic horror outing which really lends weight to the classic training idiom, "no pain, no gain"...
Phoebe is an unassuming fitness enthusiast who discovers her true calling after being ridiculed by her shallow co-stars on the set of a risqué workout video. A chance encounter with Isabella, a Mafia princess wild child, leads Phoebe down a twisted path of self-discovery as she learns the brutal art of eliminating the competition in order to claim her spot at the top.
The movie was actually released back on July 8th, truth be told, but I felt it best to hold off until today, Friday the 13th (wOoOoOoOoOh!) to publicise this eighty-three minute killer workout, which is available to either rent or purchase through the following electronic outlets:
New Village Video™:
http://www.newvillagevideo.com/murdercise
Apple TV™:
http://tv.apple.com/…/umc.cmc.3j58bd68mjgbemlrnl4w1tkec
Prime Video™:
http://www.primevideo.com/…/0LMDS2RIXX4IIHCARPV6ZK6RVA
Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZ57XRRV
Physical media is being handled in-house, and is currently available to purchase through the Etsy™ e-commerce platform:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/APFilms
Of particular note are the following choice collector's items:
VHS:
http://apfilms.etsy.com/listing/1565614636
DVD:
http://apfilms.etsy.com/listing/1566951499
Blu-Ray:
http://apfilms.etsy.com/listing/1566948937
Strictly limited 4-disc A & P™ bundle:
http://apfilms.etsy.com/listing/1562217730
Poster:
http://apfilms.etsy.com/listing/1567249392
And if you want to look the part as you get your sweat on, then look no further than Fast Custom Shirts™, who have all your merchandised fashion needs covered:
http://www.fastcustomshirts.com/murdercise-t-shirt
Time to get physical, y'all!
#Murdercise #AandP #TheDeadliestAerobicsVideoEverMade #TheseGirlsAreStrippersPervertsAndCommunists #AvailableNOW
BREAK!!**
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Friday, October 13th, 2023 (23:32)
As previously promoted here:
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=6740777469286665&id=100000634350634
More updates to follow...
Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 (23:32)
October 31st caps off the #Spooktober season, bringing with it the tradition of Halloween (wOoOoOoOoOh!), so why not devote part of your evening's #FrightNight festivities to watching "Murdercise" on Tubi™, entirely for FREE?
http://www.tubitv.com/movies/100009154
Of course, in the event that you enjoy the presentation, please do consider paying to rent or purchase the movie through one of the aforementioned outlets, so as to help A & P Productions™ produce future projects. #SupportIndependentCinema
Friday, November 3rd, 2023 (23:32)
A & P Productions™ have just today launched a Patreon™ account, where they've now uploaded the feature-length behind-the-scenes making-of video:
http://www.patreon.com/posts/making-of-2023-92190266
Subscriptions begin at USD $5.00 per month.
Saturday, November 4th, 2023 (23:32)
In the interest of full disclosure, it should moreover be divulged that this archival video is also included as a bonus feature on both the DVD and blu-ray release of "Murdercise" (still available to purchase in limited quantities on Etsy™).
Saturday, November 11th, 2023 (23:32)
It was twelve months ago, to the day, that the resplendent publicity art for "Murdercise" was first revealed online (which I showcased as part of my première announcement), so it seems only fitting to share something else of relevance to mark this occasion.
The theme song, by Canadian hardcore rockers, Total Wolf, which was featured in the official trailer, is now available as a single through the following music streaming platforms:
Apple Music™:
http://music.apple.com/album/murdercise-single/16…
Amazon Music™:
http://music.amazon.com/albums/B0C9FCNXDH
YouTube™:
http://music.youtube.com/playlist…
iHeartRadio™:
http://www.iheart.com/…/tot…/albums/murdercise-2…
Last.fm™:
http://www.last.fm/music/Total+Wolf/Murdercise
Deezer™:
http://www.deezer.com/album/455358965
Qobuz™:
http://www.qobuz.com/…/murdercise-total-wolf/mji…
Boomplay™:
http://www.boomplay.com/songs/130927353
Shazam™:
http://www.shazam.com/track/669841076/murdercise
Anghami™:
http://play.anghami.com/song/1114069726
Spotify™:
http://open.spotify.com/album/4w8wmpBbEzp89hK…
Crank up the volume and work up a serious sweat with your music provider of choice!
Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 (23:32)
2024 UPDATE: for reasons I'm unable to speculate upon, A & P Productions™ have had their official YouTube™ channel DELETED... and so they've had to start up a new one for the purposes of showcasing their trailers and such. Accordingly, I'll link to the replacement promotional video here:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/XimU55yGJ6g?vq=hd720&rel=0…
In addition to this development, it occurred to me whilst conducting routine quadrennial housekeeping that I hadn't yet updated the assortment of supplementary streaming options available to prospective audiences, the number of which having increased since the initial announcement of this project -- as such, I should like to recommend that, in addition to those platforms already outlined, "Murdercise" is also accessible through the following digital providers:
Free Movie Channel™:
http://www.freemoviechannel.tv/murdercise
Fandango At Home™:
http://www.vudu.com/con…/movies/details/Murdercise/2779886
Plex™:
http://watch.plex.tv/movie/murdercise
Minimal pain, maximum gain!
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