If you're dumb enough to look for a new job this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate! Bad jobs! Working shit hours! Thieves! If you think you're going to find a career at COGS, you can KISS MY ASS! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit- guaranteed! If you find a better job, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right! Shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your resume! Bring your cover letter! Bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right! WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! Because at COGS Incorporated, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike- to COGS Incorporated! Home of CHALLENGE PISSING! That's right: CHALLENGE PISSING! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get paid time off! Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us! Or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate! The only resource conglomerate that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This opportunity ends the minute after you send us your resume, and you better call back or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell- COGS Incorporated! Toontown's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Suitopia- GUARANTEED!
Btw the outfit he’s wearing was inspired by this fic made by my beloved mutual @velvetismissingtheircerebrum! I would highly recommend it it’s very cute :3
sticky lou gift I drew for a friend who i presume wants to stay anonymous(e) ^^
not an usual guy for me to draw but i like making my friends happy :3 and experimenting more with this vintage style. i like doing both very glitchy digital stuff and this kind of art a lot!!!!
while i work tirelessly to make the litigation team real in objection.lol for the two people that will care i went on a little side quest to draw her. as you may have come to expect from me.