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fahbev · 1 year
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Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object
(That title kinda sucks and is subject to change) If you saw my last post, you can skip ahead. It’ll be pretty obvious where the new stuff starts.
If you aren’t familiar with the “humans are space orcs” genre, I highly recommend searching up #humans are space orcs. I wanted to focus on the implications of being a “space orc”, and the kind of complex it would give someone long term. I also wanted to explore how it would affect different characters differently; so here I present two case studies;
A hippo and a moose walk into a bar. Metaphorically.
The human Sofia sits at the bar. The seats within six feet of her are all empty. She guzzles her fifth citrus drink - apparently most species are affected by it similarly to alcohol, and some weaker species would be dead by the fifth drink. Sofia remains unaffected. She could drink 30 and be unaffected. All her drinks combined are about half as potent as an orange slice. It doesn’t even taste good. She slams her empty goblet on the table, all for show. The conversations nearby hush even further, and the fearful whispers start up again. Good. She should be feared.
The door opens. In comes a gust of wind, and a hulking figure. No one in the bar is talking now.
Sofia slowly turns to face the door. She sizes up the newcomer. They’re big, not twice Sofia’s height, but a few feet shy. Not that it matters, when she’s wrestled creatures the size of bears before. The armor plating though, it sported a recognizable pattern. The forelimbs too, that were an odd combination of insectoid legs and tentacles, were a dead giveaway. This was a rragletatch. One of the most feared species in the multiverse, from one of the deadliest worlds known to the galactic community. They’re as rare as humans too. She smirks. Finally, a worthy opponent.
Some chatter starts up again as the rragletatch begins to walk up to the bar, pretending to ignore Sofia. It was still eerily quite, considering this was a bar, and people were drunk. A few gasps and screams echo when Sofia abruptly stands up, knocking over her stool. Her smirk widens into a grin. She stalks confidently up to the rragletatch stranger, and stands close enough that they can’t ignore her. Several people began filing out of the building, while others chose to stay. “So.” The alien greets her.
“You’re one of those infamous rragletatchen I hear of, no? The ones who are supposedly suuuuper scary?”
“Yes, I am rragletatchen. You’re human, right?”
“Damn right.”
“well then.”
A long pause. Practically the whole bar was listening in anticipation.
“Fight me.” Sofia’s expression didn’t waver. On Earth, she never could have looked so intimidating while staring so far up at someone.
“No.” what? “Oh? You scared? I thought you were supposed to be tough or something.” The stranger didn’t look scared, but they must be. Why else would they not want to fight?
“I’m not scared.”
“Then square up bitch. See who’s stronger. Finally put it to the test.”
“No.”
The whispers now were not of fear, but of confusion.
“I will not engage in needless violence,” the rragletatch continued, “contrary to the stereotype of my kind, I will not harm others if at all avoidable. Attack me if you will, I refuse to fight you.” The rragletatch stood still in a wide, but open stance, as if preparing to be hit. Sofia felt a flash of guilt. Something about attacking an opponent who refused to fight back felt wrong.
“You don’t want to see? Find out who the real champion is?” Sofia pushed aside her feelings and stared up. Unafraid, taunting as ever.
“No. My parents, grand parents and great grandparents before me have embraced a sacred philosophy of pacifism. It saddens me that my kind is known only for cuttthroat violence, only because of our home and biology. I refuse to hurt you. Do you truly wish to hurt me?”
Sofia was a bit shocked to say the least. When she realized her jaw was open and her head cocked, she quickly schooled her expression. That question though... she thought she did. But usually she just liked to brawl. Scare people. Assert dominance. When faced with an unwilling opponent who would not be scared of her... she realized she did not wish to cause harm. She never liked hurting people, that was never the fun of it.
“No.” Sofia sighed. She slouched from her offensive stance and backed over to her seat. “Come, sit with me.” It was phrased like a command, but really it was an offer. Everyone knew Sofia would have a hard time forcing this stranger to do anything. The rragletatch followed reluctantly. Sofia picked up her stool and plopped herself haphazardly on it. The stranger sat more eloquently on one of the many seats next to her.
“I’m Sofia.”
“Yal-sre.”
People moved their seats even farther from the Death-Worlders, or as some call them, orcs. Suddenly, Yal-sre relaxed their whole body.
“Wow.” Yal-sre almost whispered
“What?” Yal-sre made a sound that, in aliens with exoskeletons, tended to equate to a soft laugh.
“To be completely honest, I thought you were going to kill me.”
Sofia barked a laugh.
“hey! I’ve never met a human before! I didn’t want to judge based on reputation due to my own, but you came on pretty aggressively!”
“Yeah, I’m the apex predator ‘round these parts, and I plan to keep it that way. Still though, I ain’t gonna fight you if you don’t wanna.”
“That’s a relief.”
Neither knew what to say next, and suddenly the nearby silence was so loud. Fortunately, a few conversations began to pick back up now that they were talking peacefully.
“What’s your planet like?” Sofia asked.
“My planet, Challrk, is beautiful. It has vast plains of purple vshink, glowing with bioluminescent insects. Sure, they bite. Sure, I’ve been stung, bitten, chased and harassed by many a critter, but Challrk is a truly incredible place. It has high mountains that stretch beyond the atmosphere, and colors some planets can’t imagine. Our sky is orange and pink, if you can believe that. What’s Earth like?”
“Earth. It’s a rough and tumble place, you can’t survive there without being Hardy. I’ve been chased by swarms of wasps and stung repeatedly more than once. I stepped on a bee and couldn’t walk properly for days. I’ve been stung by jellyfish, and went back into the bay knowing they were there with no protection. Unafraid. Earth is rough, our fauna is often hostile and transmits thousands of deadly ailments, much of our flora is poison. Our weather conditions alone could wipe out an entire species instantly. Earth is extreme.”
“i’m sure that’s true, but that’s what you’ve been told. By people who have never been there. People who are scared because they couldn’t survive there. But what is it actually like? What do you remember?”
“I- I remember the heavy storms. I remember punching a goose and having to go to the hospital. I remember- I remember the blue skies. Fluffy white clouds, flocks of songbirds. I remember walking barefoot because I loved the green grass under my feet, not because I was trying to face danger. I remember a loving family, playing with friends. Warmth and love. I remember going in the bay because I loved the feeling of swimming and playing in the water, not because I wanted to be tougher than the jellyfish. Earth is- Earth is a BEAUTIFUL place and it makes me ANGRY” Sofia slammed both her fists on the table, “that all it’s known for is being dangerous.” A few satisfying screams and gasps rang off in response. Sofia looked over at Yal-sre. When they didn’t say anything, “I can’t read your face or body language. Can you give me a description?” This was actually a normal question to ask, in places where species were mixed.
“Uh, understanding, I’ve been there. Pleased that we’re getting somewhere. Uhhhhh, still kinda scared of you though. Sorry,” Yal-sre answered. Sofia gaped for a second, before she gave another rough laugh, knowing she probably sounded unhinged to the alien. “Ah!” Yal-sre yelped, “What- what are yours?” Sofia laughed harder. “laugher can mean many things, in most cases it means ‘amused’. Right now, I am laughing at you, meaning I’m being rude because I find your fear amusing. If there was any non-human who wouldn’t be scared of me, I thought it would be the damn rragletatch. You guys are supposed to be tough shit, but you’re pathetic.”
Yal-sre paused. “Well, yeah. Some of us are tougher than others.”
“Hm, yeah I guess it’s kinda the same with humans. That makes sense. Obviously if you put a fearless human who’s tougher shit than most together with the most timid rragletatch, of course you’d be scared.”
“I’m not the most timid! I’m normal! I’ll bet most humans would be scared of me too, after hearing how “dangerous” we are for so long.”
“Maybe. Humans are tough, but I’ll admit they’re not all like me.” Yal-sre did an odd motion with their... shoulder?
“Translation? I don’t speak shoulder,” Sofia attempted to mimic the motion.
“Understanding, but now amused. Anyway, does it bother you?”
“Does what?” “The fact that everyone is afraid of you? ... even me?”
“I like being feared.”
“Do you?” Sofia took a long sip of her drink - which probably made it look like she was drowning her sorrows - to avoid answering the question. When she was done, she placed the goblet face down on the bar to signal to the bartender that she was ready for a refill. The metal was dented... she had put it down too forcefully.
“Oops.” Though it had been an accident, her voice held no remorse.
NEW STUFF STARTS HERE!
“And yes. I do like being feared.”
“If you say so. I can’t speak to human psychology. Say, did you drink that entire thing?”
“Yup. I had four others too.” “Really? You don’t seem drunk at all.”
“It’s just citrus. Doesn’t affect me. Back home we give much more concentrated juice to our young children, it tastes way better too.”
“Oh, I get it. On Challrk we give concentrated fentanyl to our kids.” Sofia gave Yal-sre a look, even knowing it might not translate across body languages. Yal-sre seemed to get it though; “Yeah, yeah, I know. But it doesn’t affect us! It’s the same as your citrus drinks, fentanyl occurs naturally in the blood of prey animals, and their blood is very nutritious and tasty to young rragletatchen.”
“yeah, that makes enough sense.” Sofia drummed her fingers on the table, “Isn’t it weird? All aliens have biology differences, nothing seems crazy anymore because everyone is so crazy to each other. But when it’s us, suddenly it’s just more proof of how hardened and tough we are. Being immune to citrus or fentanyl doesn’t make us any scarier. Not really.”
“It’s because our planets are no-fly zones. And- I guess there’s a bunch of reasons. Just because we can be dangerous doesn’t mean we’re aggressive though.”
“Speak for yourself.”
“Okay- actually, in a minute I will, but first- I can tell that you want to seem tough. I’m sure you’re plenty tough to back it up, but I just want to assure you that you don’t have to pretend. People will think you’re tough and scary no matter what you do. For better or worse.”  “Body language: unimpressed.”
“Okay I’ll- I’ll stop now. ‘Speak for myself’, as you said.”
“You’d better.”
A small, shy noise from behind the counter. Both “space orcs” turned to look. The bartender’s ears were flattened.
“Excuse me, Mx. is that another refill?” The bartender cautiously reached out to flip Sofia’s goblet back over.
 “... get me a kids’ drink this time, surprise me. This shit tastes like garbage anyway.”
The bartender looked surprised. Sophia was surprised herself, that she was able to read them.
“Right away Mx. And for you... oh- I-” the bartender took two steps back upon recognizing Yal-sre.  “Right, I forgot why I was here. It definitely wasn’t for a drink.” Yal-sre stood up, seeming much more intimidating than when Sophia had approached them.
“Oh.” The bartender backed away farther, making themself smaller as well, “Is there anything else I can get you?”
“Actually, Aolli, I think there is. If you come with me out back, there are some answers I’d like to order.”
The bartender - scratch that - Aolli gulped, and dipped their head. Sophia was again impressed by the very Earthly body language. “Coming right up, Sir.”
Pt 2: https://www.tumblr.com/bahfev/715216491195269120/unstoppable-force-meets-immovable-object-pt2?source=share
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fangirlshrewt97 · 4 years
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Doctor Who (2005) Fic - The Goldilocks Vacation Conundrum
Title: The Goldilocks Vacation Conundrum
Author(s): Fangirlshrewt97
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Pairing: None
Characters: Thirteenth Doctor, Yaz Khan, Ryan, Graham
Rating: General
Warnings: None
Banned Together Bingo Prompt: Alien Weatherman
Additional Tags: Crack-ish, Prompt: Alien Weatherman, Banned Together Bingo 2020, Humor, The Doctor does not know how to pick human appropriate vacation spots, Poor Graham keeps falling because of the Doctor’s poor TARDIS parking skills, Post Season 10
Summary: Essentially, a semi-crack-ish fic where the Doctor tries to suggest vacation spots to her companions, and misses the mark. Until she gets it right.
After all, third time is the charm.
Excerpt:
The Doctor swiped through a few more potential vacation spots, this time, Ryan joining them. There were several that caught the eyes of the crew, but each time that Graham asked for the dangers, there was always one.
Tentacle monsters, giant crabs, Multiple-headed monsters, noxious gas, acid-spitting monsters, poisonous fruits, monsters with giant horns, unfriendly natives, evil tyrannical rulers that were wary of tourists. What was with all the monsters, honestly?
By the end, Ryan and Yaz had joined back on the steps with the Doctor standing in front of them.
 Link to A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25314952
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The TARDIS fam were sitting on the steps next to the central console waiting for the Doctor to return. She had said she would only be a moment and for them to stay.
“I just need to grab this one thing from a friend, I’ll be back before you know it. No need for you to follow me!” she had said, bouncing around the console as the TARDIS landed on another planet, nearly sending Graham to the floor from the abrupt stop.
“But doc-” Graham had started to protest only for her to already be halfway out the door, coat in one hand, and an extremely long rainbow scarf in the other.
“Five minutes at most. Just wait here!” was all the humans heard before the door swung shut.
Graham sighed. “Well that is not going to happen.”
“Who wants to bet she will get stuck on an adventure?” Ryan had asked, mischievous glint in his eyes.
Yaz barked a laugh. “What kind of a naive idiot do you take me for Ryan? The bet should be the kind of adventure she goes on. My guess is tentacle monster.”
“You’re on, I think it is alien species that wants to conquer the planet.”
“Ohhhh, good one, damn I want to change my bet.”
“No way too late!”
“Graham, what about you?”
“I don’t know about the doctor, but personally, I am going for an adventure to the kitchen. I want tea.” Graham had said, waiving off the groans from the other two. He did press the pedal to get a creamy custard biscuit as he walked by though.
That had been almost four hours ago. In the meantime, Graham had had his tea and biscuits, finished his book, taken a small nap, and wound up back in the console room, playing poker with Yaz and Ryan. The younger two members of the ship had tried to venture out of the ship, only to find they were parked at the top of a very steep cliff with no houses or identifiable signs of civilization in sight. And rather than risking getting lost, had ventured back into the ship.
Graham was chuckling as he won the hand for the fifth time in the row, collecting the candy they were using as betting markers when the Doctor burst into the room, tracking mud throughout the entrance as loud bird screeching followed her. She quickly barricaded the door with the bar she kept next to the door and ventured inside.
“Well fam, sorry for the delay, but I see you kept yourselves entertained.”
“Say doc, have you ever actually run an errand where things didn’t go tits up?” Graham asked as he opened one of the mints from his winnings. From the corner of his eye, he saw Yaz passing some money to Ryan.
“I resent the implications Graham, I will have you know I have had plenty of successful errands where nothing went wrong.”
At the silence from the three humans, she looked up from she was fiddling with the console controls again. “I have!”
Graham scoffed as Yaz made an empathetic noise and Ryan rolled his eyes fondly.
“Sure you have Doctor.” Ryan said as he stood up.
The Doctor’s comeback was interrupted by a piercing cry and the distinct sound of claws (or talons) against wood.
“Whoopsie, looks like we have overstayed our welcome!” The Doctor said before pulling down the lever. The trio of humans just managed to brace themselves before the ship took off, shaking like a teacup during an earthquake.
After a couple more minutes, the wheezing sound faded as the ship managed to land somewhere.
“Hey Doctor, where are we?” Yaz as as she peered into one of the monitors on the console. It was still displaying that odd (but beautiful) circular writing the Doctor had called Gallifreyan, but she could also make out a landscape. It was a flat field, with what looked like medium height grasses (green), under a clear sky (purple, which weird but cool), and a scattering of trees that almost resembled pine trees but had normal leaves.
“Ah, thanks for asking Yaz! Welcome to Brosha, in the Aresa galaxy. I figured I owed you guys a proper vacation, and this place has the best food this side of the Andromeda galaxy made from corn. Well, it is actually eir but tastes very similar to Earth’s corn. Looks similar too!”
The three humans were not looking at her as impressed as she was hoping. Her smiled dimmed a bit. “No?”
Ryan answered. “Doctor, that is really nice of you, but none of us are really big fans of corn. Also you are hiding something from us.”
“No I am not.”
Yaz chuckled. “Yes you are. You have a tell.”
“I do not!”
“You do too!”
“I do not!”
“You do too!”
“I-”
Graham cut off the childish squabbling. Honestly one was an officer of the law, and the other was a two thousand year old alien. It was undignified. “Alright enough. Doc, this sounds nice, but what’s the catch?”
“There are, rarely, every once in a while, stampedes of these huge moose like things. But honestly the chances of that happening while we are there are-”
“Sky high. Doc, we tend to always be around for the once in a blue moon situations. How about elsewhere?” Yaz said gently.
The Doctor pouted, but turned and fiddled with her monitor before brightening.
“Oh, I got one. What about Brakem in the Uccas galaxy? Hot springs filled with healing crystals, soaps and scents from around the universe. Never really rains, two suns, three moons. Gorgeous orange skies.”
“And?” Ryan asked, a wicked smirk on his face.
“Doc, this would be easier if you just mentioned the catch too.” Graham added.
“Average temperatures outside of the resorts are about 40℃.”
No way in hell. Mainly cause it sounded to be about the same temperature. “Next option Doc.”
The Doctor whined but looked at her monitor again. Graham went to sit on the stairs, he had a feeling they’d be there for a while.
“Ok, fine. How about, um, no not that one, ooh that would be, no nevermind, oh! No.” The Doctor muttered as she swiped at her monitor. Yaz went to stand beside her, watching her flick past some amazing landscapes. One in particular caught her eye, and she must have a sound because the Doctor looked at her. “Yaz?”
“What’s that?”
“This one? This is Chebara.” On the screen was a massive lake, extending seemingly to the horizon. The sky was so purple, but so clear she could almost make out stars and other planets in the photo. To one side of the lake she could see a massive hill rising from the ground, clouds covering it from about midway. In the middle of the lake, giant trees that seemed to be floating?
“Are those trees floating?”
“Oh yes, they are Ubal trees, their fruits produce dyes that don’t fade even after a thousand years. Very valuable.” The Doctor explained, glee filling her eyes again.
“Is it safe?” Graham asked. He loved the Doctor, but safety somehow never made it into the woman’s priority list.
“Graham, where is the fun in that?” The Doctor asked, only to be met with a raised eyebrow that would not be swayed. She sighed. “There is a small chance we may encounter the giant alligator-hippos that inhabit the lake.”
“No.”
“But Yaz wants to go!” the Doctor protested.
“Actually Doctor, I think just the photos might be enough. We have had so many adventures, and I would really like a vacation before we head back to the fray.” Yaz said, apologetic.
The Doctor’s shoulders slumped. “Back to the drawing board then.”
The Doctor swiped through a few more potential vacation spots, this time, Ryan joining them. There were several that caught the eyes of the crew, but each time that Graham asked for the dangers, there was always one.
Tentacle monsters, giant crabs, Multiple-headed monsters, noxious gas, acid-spitting monsters, poisonous fruits, monsters with giant horns, unfriendly natives, evil tyrannical rulers that were wary of tourists. What was with all the monsters, honestly?
By the end, Ryan and Yaz had joined back on the steps with the Doctor standing in front of them.
“Guys come on, I promise, the vacation will be fine, I’m sure the bad things won’t happen, they are all statistically very unlikely.”
Graham stood up and walked to the Doctor, laying a sympathetic hand on her forearm. “Doctor, I am sure you have noticed, but let me point it out again. We are kind of one-in-a-million central here. All I want is someplace to put my feet up, a nice cuppa, maybe a chance to tan.” Graham said. Beside him, Yaz and Ryan nodded in agreement.
The Doctor stood in front of the three humans, arms crossed, and cheeks puffed out like a squirrel. Yaz internally squealed at how adorable this couple thousand year old alien could be.
The Doctor tapped out a distracted pattern on her forearm before brightening. “I know the perfect place!” she said.
And then, without waiting for the companion’s response she went back to the console and pressed a few buttons before pulling the lever.
The TARDIS’s wheezing sound was heard before the ship rattled and transported. Graham, who had been standing on the stairs still fell hard on his butt. Ryan and Yaz managed to stumble forward and brace themselves on the console.
“Ow Doc, a couple more rough landings, and you are going to owe me a new hip!” Graham complained as he rubbed the small of his back. Ryan came to his side, helping his sit up against one of the columns around the console.
“Sorry about that Graham! I just thought of the perfect place for a lovely holiday, and wanted to get us there ASAP!”
Ryan and Yaz exchanged glances before looking at her hesitantly. “So…”
“Where are we?”
If possible, the Doctor’s grin got even wider, her eyes alight with delight. “My lovely fam, welcome to Earth, third planet in the solar system, in the outskirts of the Milky Way galaxy. We are in present day Sheffield, the temperature is a pleasant 23℃, there is a humidity of 65%, and chance of rain is 7%!” The Doctor said as she clapped her hands once in delight. Ryan shook his head at the antics of the Time Lord and began to chuckle.Yaz started to giggle before the Doctor waggled her eyebrows at her, at which point she burst out laughing, using the console edge to keep from falling over. Even Graham had a grin on his face as he continued to rub his back. He used the column to brace himself and got up.
“How long will we be staying then doc?”
The Doctor swayed back and forth on her toes and heels. “Up to you guys. How long do you want to stay?”
“Wait, you are staying too right?” Yaz said, squinting at the Time Lord.
The Doctor brought up her hands in surrender. “I’ve got a whole universe Yaz!”
“And I’ve got a spare room with your name on it. Come on, just stay. I know we don’t have crystal pools or floating trees, but Charlie’s pub down the block serves some of the best falafels in the country.”
The Doctor bit her lip, but looking at the hopeful faces of her companions, she gave a single nod.
“Alright, why not.”
She turned and pressed a couple buttons, dimming the lights of the main area of the TARDIS. “There, she is in hibernation. Let’s go enjoy Sheffield.”
With a cheer from the humans, the Doctor let herself be led outside by her fam. Yaz dragging her by the wrist as Ryan lightly pushed her from the back, with Graham closing the ship doors behind himself.
Sometimes, the best vacation from a life traveling was a little bit of home.
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rentalgoose · 5 years
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Y - “Your Best American Girl” by Mitski
D -  “Drunk Kid Catholic” by Bright Eyes
M - “my boy” by Billie Eilish
A - “All Is Full of Love” by Death Cab for Cutie
R - “Radio Ga Ga” by Queen
T - “The World According To Chris” from Carrie: The Musical
I - “I Melt With You” by Modern English
N - “Nova Baby” by The Black Keys
N - “Normal Song” by Perfume Genius
E - “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” by The Police
R - “Right Hand Man” from Hamilton
O - “Ophelia” by The Lumineers
O - “Otherside” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
L - “Loveletting” by Sons of an Illustrious Father
I - “I Hope You’re Miserable” by Moose Blood
V - “Vampire Money” by My Chemical Romance
E - “Every Other Freckle” by alt-J
R - “Rose Tint My World” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
P - “Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode
A - “Andy, You’re A Star” by The Killers
U - “Up On Melancholy Hill” by Gorillaz
L -  “Lipstick Covered Magnet” by The Front Bottoms
Q - “Queen” by Perfume Genius
U - “Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy
I - “I Got” by Young The Giant
N - “Non-Stop” from Hamilton
C - “Creep” by Radiohead
Y - “You’re My Home” by Billy Joel
R - “Rabbit Hole” by blink-182
A - “Anna Sun” by WAK THE MOON
N - “New York State Of Mind” by Billy Hoel
D - “Different Names For The Same Thing” by Death Cab for Cutie
O - “Our Love Is God” from Heathers
L - “last words” by isaac gracie
P - “Piano Man” by Billy Joel
H - “Harry Dean” by SWMRS
S - “Sweater Weather” by The Neighbourhood
H - “Hot Knifer” by Peach Pit
E - “Everlong - Acoustic” by Goo Fighters
R - “Rox In The Box” by The Decemberists
M - “Make Me Your Queen” by Decaln McKenna
A - “Africa” by Toto
N -  “Name” by The Goo Goo Dolls
T - “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” by The Smiths
H - “Hero” by Family of the Year
O - “Online Songs” by blink-182
M - “Milk” by The 1975
A - “April, Come She Will” by Simon & Garfunkel
S -  “Shampain” by MARINA
U - “Under The Bridge” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
N - “Nervous” by Gavin James
C - “Cecily Smith” from Fly By Night
A - “After The Storm” by Mumford & Sons
S -  “Starring Role” by MARINA
V - “Valentine” by 5 Seconds of Summer
I - “Islands” by Young The Giant
C - “COPYCAT” by Billie Eilish
T - “Thank You For The Venom” by My Chemical Romance
O - “Old Friends” by Pinegrove
R - “Resonance” by Home
W - “Wolfman” by The Front Bottoms
I - “Iscariot” by WALK THE MOON
L - “Let The River Run” by Carly Simon
L - “Lose It” by SWMRS
I - “I Know A Place” by MUNA
A -  “Alexander Hamilton” from Hamilton
M - “Medicine” by Daughter
X - “XO” by Fall Out Boy
E - “Echo” by Kevin Abstract
R - “running on empty” by isaac gracie
X - “Xanadu” by Rush
E - “Emperor’s New Clothes” by Panic! At The Disco
S -  “Step Out” by José González
Y - “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon
A - “Aaron Burr, Sir” from Hamilton
N - “Need” by Pinegrove
C - “Cemetery Drive” by My Chemical Romance
Y - “You May Be Right” by Billy Joel
Z - “Zombie” by The Cranberries
E - “Ease” by Troye Sivan
U - “Underdog” by Imagine Dragons
S -  “Sunspot” by Tula Vera
W - “Why Didn’t You Stop Me?” by Mitski
O - “Older Chests” by Damien Rice
L - “Laura Palmer” by Bastille
F - “Flashlight” by The Front Bottoms
E - “Every Night” by Imagine Dragons
S - “Sedona” by Houndmouth
C - “Cola” by Lana del Rey
H - “Hurricane Drunk” by Florence + The Machine
L - “Layla” by Eric Clapton
E - “Ease On Down the Road” from The Wiz
G - “Gold Dust Woman” by Fleetwood Mac
E - “East Coast Anthem” by Good Charlotte
L - “Lone Star” by The Front Bottoms
S - “South” by Hippo Campus
T - “Teen Idle” by MARINA
E - “Edelweiss” from The Sound Of Music
I - “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor
N - “NFWMB” by Hozier
H - “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani
A - “American Pie” by Don McLean 
U - “Unobstructed Views” by Death Cab for Cutie
S - “Signs” by Tula Vera
E - “El Condor Pasa (If I Could)” by Simon & Garfunkel
N - “Northen Downpour” by Panic! At The Disco
B - “Brand New City” by Mitski
E - “Empire (Let Them Sing)” by Bring Me The Horizon
R - “Right Red Hand” by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
G - “Gum” by Moose Blood
E - “Enjoy The Silence” by Depeche Mode
R - “Red Solo Cup” by Tody Keith
D - “Downeaster Alexa” by Billy Joel
O - “One More Name In Nighlife” by Dane Terry
R - “Rock Show” by blink-182
F - “Fat Lip” by Sum 41
F - “Fuckmylife666″ by Against Me!
W - “West Coast” by Lana del Rey
E - “Enter Sandman” by Metallica
L - “Leningrad” by Billy Joel
C - “Criminal” by Fiona Apple
H - “Helena” by My Chemical Romance
E - ­”Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” by Rupert Holmes
V - “Volcano” by Damien Rice
O - “O Children” by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
R - “Runner” by Kevin Abstract
A - “All The Small Things” by blink-12
L - “Like Real People Do” by Hozier
T - “Teenage Kicks” by The Undertones
E - “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam
R - “Romeo” by Chairlift
N - “Novocaine” by Fall Out Boy
W - “When Did Your Heart Go Missing?” by Rooney
A - “Adam’s Song” by blink-182
R - “Round And Round” by Imagine Dragons
E - “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M.
N - “Nicotine” by Panic! At The Disco
G - “Goodnight Saigon” by Billy Joel
E - “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” by Wang Chung
W - “White Cedar” by The Mountain Goats
I - “Icarus” by Bastille
S - “Sara Smile” by Hall & Oates
S - “Seventeen” by Peach Pit
E - “Everybody Talks” by Neon Trees
N - “Nothing Left To Say / Rocks” by Imagine Dragons
H - “Holy Ghost” by BØRNS
A - “A Burning Hill” by Mitski
F - “Frozen Pines” by Lord Huron
T - “The Ghosts Of Beverly Drive” by Death Cab for Cutie
S - “Sun” by Sleeping At Last
C - “Cleopatra” by The Lumineers
H - “Heat Of The summer” by Young The Giant
A - “A Match Into Water” by Pierce The Veil
F - “Family Friend” by The Vaccines
E - “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” by Tears for Fears
R - “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons
S - “Somebody Else” by The 1975
W - “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd
E - “Everyday Is Like Sunday” by Morrissey
S - “silhouettes of you” by isaac gracie
S - “Stable Song” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - “Everything I Didn’t Say” by 5 Seconds of Summer
N - “No Room In Frame” by Death Cab for Cutie
S - “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant” by Billy Joel
C - “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
H - “Hallelujah” by Jeff Buckley
A - “American Boyfriend” by Kevin Abstract
F - “Feel Good Inc.” by Gorillaz
E - “Everyone Is Gay” by Great Big World
W - “White Teeth Teens” by Lorde
A - “Arms Tonite” by Mother Mother
R - “Red Barchetta” by Rush
E - “Everything Now” by Arcade Fire
N - “No Sunlight” by Death Cab for Cutie
W - “we fell in love in october” by girl in red
O - “O Valencia!” by The Decemberists
H - “Hey Jude” by The Beatles
L - “Love On Top” by Beyonce
G - “Geyser” by Mitski
E - “Evil Woman” by Electric Light Orchestra
P - “Pressure” by Billy Joel
F - “Fixin’” by WALK THE MOON
L - “Locked Out” by Daddy Issues
E - “Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine)” by Death Cab for Cutie
G - “Ghost Of You” by 5 Seconds of Summer
E - “Echoes” by Pink Floyd
U - “Underneath The Sycamore” by Death Cab for Cutie
N - “Nine In The Afternoon” by Panic! At The Disco
D - “Dog Days Are Over” by Florence + The Machine
S - “Streetlife Serenader” by Billy Joel
O - “O My Heart” by Mother Mother
R - “Radio” by Lana del Rey
G - “Georgia” by Vance Joy
F - “Fool” by BØRNS
A - “Alone Together” by Fall Out Boy
L - “Lookalike” by Conan Gray
T - “The Love Club” by Lorde
I - “In Cold Blood” by alt-J
G - “Ghosting” by Mother Mother
K - “Kissing in Cars” by Pierce The Veil
E - “Easy To Love” by Billie Holiday
I - “Idle Town” by Conan Gray
T - ­”The Night We Met” by Lord Huron
B - “Baby Came Home” by The Neighbourhood
E - “Edgar Allan Poe” by Lou Reed
S - “Santeria” by Sublime
C - “Changing My Major” from Fun Home
H - “Human” by The Killers
U - “Underwater Bride” by Passenger
T - “terrified” by isaac gracie
Z - “Zanzibar” by Billy Joel
E - “Electric Avenue” by Eddy Grant
N - “Nara” by alt- J
V - “Very Few Dancers” by Sons of an Illustrious
O - “One Hundred Sleepless Nights” by Pierc The Veil
R - “Ride” by Lana del Rey
A - “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” by Cage The Elephant
N - “North American Ride” by Mallory Merk
G “ Gods & Monsters” by Lana del Rey
R - “Ready To Go (Out Of My Mind)” by Panic! At The Disco
E - “Electric Blue” by Icehouse
I - “I Can’t  Believe You’re In Love With Me” by Billie Holiday
F - “Farmer Refuted” from Hamilton
E - “Eleven” by Taking Back Sunday
N - “Norgaard” by The Vaccines
D - “Dancing In The Moonlight” by King Harvest
U - “Unbelievers” by Vampire Weekend
R - “Run Joey Run” by David Geddes
C - “Cupid” by Ryan Beatty
H­ - “Helpless” from Hamilton
I - “In The Heights” from In The Heights
H - “Hood” by Perfume Genius
R - “Rare” by Waterparks
R - “Riptide” by Vance Joy
A - “America” by Imagine Dragons
U - “Underground” by Adam Lambert
B - “Babylon” by 5 Seconds of Summer
G - “God In Jeans” by Ryan Beatty
I - “Inútil” from In The Heights
E - “Embraceable You” by Billie Holiday
R - “Ride Like The Wind” by Christopher Cross
I - “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers
G - “Greek God” by Conan Gray
F - “Freeze Your Brain” from Heathers
E - “Enth E Nd” by Linkin Park
I - “Imagine” by John Lennon
N - “Narcolepsy” by Third Eye Blind
D - “December, 1963 (Oh What A Night!)” by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
E - “Eva’s Final Broadcast” from Evita
W - “Washing Machine Heart” by Mitski
E - “Everybody Finds Out” by Fleetwood Mac
L - “Linger” by The Cranberries
C - “Caifornia” by Rufus Wainwright
H - “hollow crown” by isaac gracie
E - “Everybody Happy” by Queen
V - “Vienna” by Billy Joel
O - “Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” by Fall Out Boy
R - “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number” by Steely Dan
A - “A Lack Of Color” by Death Cab for Cutie
L - “Lolita” by Lana del Rey
T - “Take Me To Church” by Hozier
E - “Everybody’s Girl” by Rick Springfield
R - “Rock’n Me” by Steve Miller Band
N - “Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met…)” by Panic! At The Disco
Z - “Everything Happens To Me” by Billie Holiday
W - “What The Water Gave Me” by Florence + The Machine
O - “Over At The Frankenstein Place” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
L - “Landfill” by Daughter
F - “First Date” by blink-182
H - “Hayloft” by Mother Mother
U - “Underneath” by Adam Lambert
N - “Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks” by Panic! At The Disco
D - “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen
E - “Ever Since New York” by Harry Styles
R - “Rich Girl” by Hall & Oates
T - “Tusk” by Fleetwood Mac
T - “Toothpaste Kisses” by The Maccabees
A - “A Movie Script Ending” by Death Cab for Cutie
U - “Until The Night Turns” by Lord Huron
S - “Smoke Two Joints” by Sublime
E - “Every Breath You Take” by The Police
N - “Number Of The Beast” by Iron Maiden
D - “Daniel In The Den” by Bastille
J - “Jolene” by Dolly Parton
A - “A Diamond And A Tether” by Death Cab for Cutie (LOOOOVE this song)
H - “Hazey” by Glass animals
R - “Remembering Sunday” by All Time Low
E - “Everytime I Close My Eyes” by The Backstreet Boys
S - “Swimming Pool” by The Front Bottoms
V - “Virgin Veins” by Coma Cinema
O - “One Of These Nights” by The Eagles
R - “Run To The Hills” by Iron Maiden
A - “Angela” by The Lumineers
N - “Not Today” by Twenty One Pilots
D - “Dear Theoosia” from Hamilton
I - “In Bloom” by Neck Deep
E - “Everytime I Look For You” by blink-182
E - “Evil” by Interpol
R - “Runnin’” by Adam Lambert
S - “Swear To God, The Devil Made Me Do It” by The Front Bottoms
C - “Coconut Skins” by Damien Rice
H - “Hiding With Boys” by Creeper
E - “Evil Eyes” by Styx
I - “Information Travels Faster” by Death Cab for Cutie
N - “Nirvana” by Adam Lambert
E - “Excuses” by Alanis Morissette
N - “Nice Guys Finish Last” by Green Day
V - “Visiting” by Pinegrove
O - “Old Scars/Future Hearts” by All Time Low
N - “Night People” by You Me At Six
D - “Dancing Queen” by ABBA
E - “Exit Music (For A Film)” by Radiohead
R - “Roll Away Your Stone” by Mumford & Sons
E - “Exquisite Dead Guy” by They Might Be Giants
R - “Redundant” by Green Day
S - “Silver Soul” by Beach House
T - “Tiny Vessels” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - “Extraordinary Girl” by Green Day
E - “Eye Of The Tiger” by Survivor
R - “Reject” by Green Day
D - “Dammit” by blink-182
E - “Earth” by Sleeping At Last
M  - “Make You Feel My Love” by Adele
E - “Elvira” by The Oak Ridge Boys
N - “Nettles” by Arctic Monkeys
S - “St. Walker” by Young The Giant
C - “Cruel World” by Lana del Rey
H - “Holding On To You” by Twenty One Pilots
D - “Delta Dawn” by Tanya Tucker
E - “Electric Chapel” by Lady Gaga
R - “Restless Heart Syndrome” by Green Day
R - “Reckless” by You Me At Six
A - “Anna Molly” by Incubus
U - “Uptight” by Green Day
M - “Miami 2017 (I’ve Seen The Light Go Out On Broadway” by Billy Joel
S - “Swimming Field” by Memory Tapes
C - “Cherry Wine” by Hozier
H - “Hell Above” by Pierce The Veil
I - “I Believe” from Book Of Mormon
F - “Feel It Still” by Portugal. The Man
F - “Flaws” by Bastille
G - “Gold” by Sir Sly
E - “Evil in the Night” by Adam Lambert
N - “No Buses” by Arctic Monkeys
A - “Ana Ng” by They Might Be Giants
C - “Can I Stay” by Ray LaMontagne
H - “How To Be A Heartbreaker” by MARINA
T - “Thank U” by Alanis Morissette
M - “My Body” by Young The Giant
I - “I Miss You” by blink-182
T - “Toxic” by Britney Spears
T - “Two Coffins” by Against Me!
U - “Unison” by Pinegrove
N - “No Shows” by Gerard Way
G­ - “Ghost” by Sir Sly
S - “Super Trouper” by ABBA
T - “Thinkin’ Bout You” by Frank Ocean
E - “Electricity” by Arctic Monkeys
I - “I Got You Babe” by Bahamas
N - ‘empty” by Ray LaMontagne“National Anthem” by Lana del Rey
U - “Up The Wolves” by The Mountain Goats
N - “Nothing To Lose” by Billy Talent
D­ - “Down By The Water” by The Decemberists
S - “still feel.” by half•alive
I - “I’m Low On Gas And You Need A Jacket by Pierce The Veil
E - “Evil Twin” by Arctic Monkeys
B - “Brazil” by Declan McKenna
E - “Ephemeral Artery” by Neon Indian
N­ - “No Plan” by Hozier
I - “Immortals” by Fall Out Boy
R - “Room To Breathe” by You Me At Six
I - “It’s Time” by Imagine Dragons
D - “darkness of the day” by isaac gracie
I - “I Will Possess Your Heart” by Death Cab for Cutie
U - “Until I Am Whole” by The Mountain Goats
M - “Man” by BØRNS
E - “Empty” by Ray LaMontagne
L - “lovely (with Khalid)” by Billie Eilish
E - “Evergreen” by Cavetown
K - “Kelly Kapowski” by Moose Blood
T - “The Man” by The Killers
R - “Rock Is Dead” by Marilyn Manson
I - “I Do” by Kevin Abstract
S - “Songbird” by Fleetwood Mac
C - “Coney Island” by Death Cab for Cutie
H - “Heaven’s Gate” by Fall Oout Boy
M - “Mind Over Matter” by Young The Giant
O - “Over The Sun” by Tinpan Alley
T - “The Answer” by George Salazar
O - “Orange Crush” by R.E.M.
R - “R U Mine?” by Arctic Monkeys
S - “Seventeen Again” by Eurythmics
G - “Guns and Ships” from Hamilton
E - “Everything Is Temporary (Sticks And Stones)” by Cavetown
B - “Bethlehem” by Declan McKenna
R - “Red Right Hand” by Arctic Monkeys
A - “American” by Lana del Rey
U - “Untitled V.2″ by Cavetown
C - “Californication” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
H - “Hang ‘Em High” by My Chemical Romance
L - “Lisa” by George Salazar
I - “Ingenue” by Death Cab for Cutie
C - “Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz
H - “Homewrecker” by MARINA
T “that was then” by isaac gracie
A - “Always” by Panic! At The Disco
L - “Liability” by Lorde
S - “SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK” by Joji
S - “Satellite” by Guster
E - “Exhausted” by Chloe Moriondo
I - “Into The Cave We Wander” by Gerard Way
N - “Nobody” by Hozier
U - “UGH!” by The 1975
R­ - “Rust” by Clay Cages
S - “Smother” by Daughter
P - “Palisade” by Pinegrove
R - “Recycling” by Pinegrove
U - “Ultaviolence” by Lana del Rey
N - “No One’s Gonna Love You” by Band Of Horses
G - “Grace Kelly” by MIKA
V - “Ventura Highway” by America
O - “Out Of Control” by Hoobastank
N - “Not In That Way” by Sam Smith
K - “Kiss From A Rose” by Seal
R - “Rings” by Pinegrove
A - “American Idiot” by Green Day
F - “Funny You Should Ask” by The Front Bottoms
T - “This Is Why We Fight” by The Decemberists
G - “Geyser” by Mitski
E - 
S - “Snow (Hey Oh)” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
T - “the death of you & i” by isaac gracie
A - “Awkward Conversations” by The Front Bottoms
R - “Rut” by The Killers
T­ - “Tennessee” by P.S. Eliot
S - “Spaceman” by The Killers
E - 
I - “I Was A Kaleidoscope” by Death Cab for Cutie
N - “Narrow Your Eyes” by They Might Be Giants
L - “last words” by isaac gracie
A - “A Horse With No Name” by America
N - “New Friends” by Pinegrove
G - “Good Help (Is So Hard To Find)” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - 
F - “Flintridge” by Kevin Abstract
A - “Au Revoir (Adios)” by The Front Bottoms
H - “Heart To Hart” from 9 To 5
R - “Run And Tell That!” from Hairspray
T - “The Mighty Fall” by Fall Out Boy
H - “Hear Me” by Imagine Dragons
I - “I Was Once A Loyal Lover” by Death Cab for Cutie
N - “Nashville” by The Indigo Girls
Z - 
W - “Where Is My Mind?” by The Pixies
I - “Istanbul” by They Might Be Giants
S - “Satisfied” from Hamilton
C - “Cherry” by Moose Blood
H - “Hold On Till May” by Pierce The Veil
E - 
N - “Namesake” by Pinegrove
S - “Starry Starry Night” by Don McLean
T - “telescope” by isaac gracie
E - 
R - “Raining” by The Front Bottoms
N - “Nine To Five” from 9 to 5
A - “Aftershave Ocean” by The Vaccine
R - “Rhode Island” by Kevin Devine
T - “This Is What Makes Us Girls” by Lana del Rey
I - “I’m So Sorry” by Imagine Dragons
G­ - “Georgia” by Kevin Abstract
R - “Roses And Cigarettes” by Ray LaMontagne
A - “Aqualung” by Jethro Tull
U - “Under Presure” by Queen
M - “Modern Love” by David Bowie
A - “All Revved Up With Nowhere To Go” by Meat Loaf
U - “Undone - The Sweater Song” by Weezer
F - “Friendship” by Kevin Abstract
D - “Diet Mountain Dew” by Lana del Rey
E - 
R­ - “Road Trip” by Chloe Moriondo
S - “Sink My Ship” by Melacholily
U - “Unhappy Birthday” by The Smiths
C - “Cough Syrup” by Young The Giant
H - “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” by The Smiths
E - 
N - “Night Light” by The Mountain Goats
N - (Nice Dream) by Radiohead
A - “Another Night On Mars” by The Maine
C - “Carried Away” by Passion Pit
H - “Home Is A Fine” by Death Cab for Cutie
B - “Bruise” by Ryan Beatty
A - “Asleep” by The Smiths
R - “Radio Free Europe” by R.E.M.
S - “Stay Young, Go Dancing” by Death Cab for Cutie
C - “Corduroy Dreams” by Rex Orange County
H - “Ho Hey” by The Lumineers
A - “Alive” by Pearl Jam
F - “Fourth Of July” by Fall Out Boy
T - “The Other Woman” by Lana del Rey
D - “Dead!” by My Chemical Romance
E - 
R - “Rain” by MIKA
S - “Stay Together For The Kids” by blink-182
T - “Tattoo” by Kevin Abstract
E - 
R - “Rainbow” by Kesha
N - “Naked Sunday” by Stone Temple Pilots
W - “Waking The Witch” by Kate Bush
E - 
L - “Lost In The Light” by Bahamas
C - “California Dreamin’” by The Mamas and the Papas
H - “Heartlines” by Florence + The Machine
E - 
G - “Gone” by Tula Vera
E - 
H - “Homemade Dynamite” by Lorde
A - “Addict With A Pen” by Twenty One Pilots
B - “Blackbird” by The Beatles
T­ - “Tom Sawyer” by Rush
B - “Brothers On A Hotel Bed” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - 
W - “Whole Lotta Love” by Hozier
O - “One Song Glory” from Rent
H - “Heavy In Your Arms” by Florence + The Machine
N - “Need 2″ by Pinegrove
B - “Bridge Over Troubled Water” by Simon & Garfunkel
A - “Air Catcher” by Twenty One Pilots
R - “Rat A Tat” by Fall Out Boy
P - “Poacher’s Pride” by Nicole Dollanganger
L - “Lovesong” by The Cure
A - “A Loaded Smile” by Adam Lambert
N - “Narrow Escape” by Ray LaMontagne
E - 
T - “Technicolor Girls” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - 
N - “Natives” by blink-182
K - “Karma Chameleon” by Culture Club
R - “Re: Stacks” by Bon Iver
E - 
I - “Impossible Year” by Panic! At The Disco
S - “Shake It Out” by Florence + the Machine
E - 
D - “Dirty Summer” by Mother Falcon
R - “Read My Mind” by The Killers
E - 
H - “House Of Wolves” by My Chemical Romance
E - 
N - “Night Knuckles” by Cavetown
S - “St. Peter’s Cathedral” by Death Cab for Cutie
I - “I’m Going Home” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
C - “Chiquitita” by ABBA
H - “Hardest Of Hearts” by Florence + The Machine
U - “Unknown Brothe” by The Black Keys
N - “Nostalgia In My BedRoom” by Cavetown
D - “Disasterology” by Pierce The Veil
W - “What Sarah Said” by Death Cab for Cutie
O - “Outlaws Of Love” by Adam Lambert
H - “Hey There Delilah” by The Plain White T’s
I - “I Can Make You A Man” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
N­ - “Noise In My Head” by Cavetown
D - “Death Valley” by Fall Out Boy
E - 
R - “Rebel Rebel” by David Bowie
N - “Nature Boy” by Nat King Cole
E - 
U - “Until The Night” by Billy Joel
E - 
R - “Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secure” by Arctic Monkeys
A - “A Car, A Torch, A Death” by Twenty One Pilots
S - “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond
S - “Strawberry Blond” by Miski
E - 
V - “Vital Signs” by Rush
O - “Ode To Sleep” by Twenty One Pilots
N - “Naughty Girl” by Beyonce
V - “Victorious” by Panic! At The Disco
E - 
R - “Reckless Serenade” by Arctic Monkeys
S - “Summer Shandy” by The Front Bottoms
T - “The Drug In Me Is You” by Falling In Reverse
A - “Aftermath” by Adam Lambert
N - “Neal Cassady Drops Dead” by Morrissey
D - “Doors Unlocked And Open” by Death Cab for Cutie
I - “I Don’t Care” by Fall Out Boy
G - “Give ‘Em Hell, Kid” by My Chemical Romance
M - “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers
E - 
N - “Neon Gravestones” by Twenty One Pilots
S - “Smile Like You Mean It” by The Killers
C - “Come Together” by The Beatles
H - “Hold No Guns” by Death Cab for Cute
L - “Learning” by Perfume Genius
I - “I Don’t Love You” by My Chemical Romance
C - “Cloudbusting” by Kae Bush
H - “Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
K - “Kids In America” by Kim Wilde
E - 
I - “If U Seek Amy” by Britney Spears
T - “Tangled In The Great Escape” by Pierce The Veil
K - “King And Lionheart” by Of Monsters And Men
O - “One For The Road” by Arctic Monkeys
N - “Never Enough” by The Cure
N - “Never Going Back Again” by Fleetwood Mac
T - “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance
E­ - 
F - “Folkin’ Around” by Panic! At The Disco
O - “One Point Perspective” by Arctic Monkeys
R - “Red Tide” by Rush
T - “The Chain” by Fleetwood Mac
P - “Poor Boxer Shorts” by Mom Jeans.
F - “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance
L - “Lone Digger” by Caravan Palace
A - “Awake My Soul” by Mumford & Sons
N - “Never Let Me Go” by Florence + The Machine
Z - 
E - 
N - “Never Had No One Ever” by The Smiths
U - “Untouched” by The Veronicas
N - “Never Too Late” by three Days Grace
D - “Dance, Dance” by Fall Out Boy
S - “Seven Devils” by Florence + The Machine
I - “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” by Meat Load
C - “Crush Culture” by Conan Gray
H - “Hurricane” by Panic! At The Disco
E - 
R - “Red, Red Wine” by UB40
F - “Friction” by Imagine Dragons
R - “Red Sector A” by Rush
E - 
U - “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield
E - 
N - “Nobody” by Mitski
A - “All The Time” by Green Day
N - “Nobody Puts Baby In a Corner” by Fall Out Boy
L - "Loveryboy” by You Me At Six
E - 
B - “Burn” from Hamilton
E - 
N - “Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)” by My Chemical Romance
S - “Superposition” by Young The Giant
L - “Lies” by MARINA
A - “Are We The Waiting / St. Jimmy” by Green Day
N - “No One Does It Better” by You Me At Six
G - “Golden Days” by Panic! At The Disco
L - “Little Wanderer” by Death Cab for Cutie
I - “I Won’t Give Up” by Jason Mraz
C - “Candy Store” from Heathers
H - “Hum Hallelujah” by Fall Out Boy
F - “FROOT” by MARINA
R - “Reflektor” by Arcade Fire
E - 
U - “Up All Night” by blink-182
D - “Dammit Janet” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
E - 
U - “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel
N - “New American Classic” by Taking Back Sunday
D - “Death Of An Interior Decorator” by Death Cab for Cutie
R - Rehab” by Amy Winehouse
U - “Us And Them” by Pink Floyd
H - “Heaven Can Wait” by Meat Loaf
E - 
M - “Motorcycle” by The Front Bottoms
I - “I Have Friends In Holy Spaces” by Panic! At The Disco
T - “Twin Skeletons (Hotel In NYC)” by Fall Out Boy
N - “New York Mining Disaster 1941 (Have You Seen My Wife, Mr. Jones)” by The Bee Gees
I - “I See Love” by Passenger
C - “Cough It Out” by The Front Bottoms
H - “House Of Memories” by Panic! At The Disco
T - “Talking Bird (Demo)” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - 
I - “Interlude” by Melancholily
N - “Nico And The Niners” by Twnety One Pilots
F - “Fade Away” by Susan Sundfør
U - “Use Somebody” by Kings of Leon
R - “Religion” by Lana del Rey
C - “Cath…” by Death Cab for Cutie
H - “Hotel California” by The Eagles
T­ - “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy
V - “Vegas Lights” by Panic! At The Disco
O - “Only Ones Who Know” by Arctic Monkeys
R - “Rent” from Rent
A - “American Eulogy: Mass Hysteria / Modern World” by Green Day
N - “New York, New York” by Frank Sinatra
G - “Ginger” by The Front Bottoms
R - “Reptilia” by The Strokes
E -  
I - “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At The Disco
F - “Frankie Sinatra” by The Avalanches
E - 
N - “Night And Day” by Frank Sinatra
V - “Valentine’s Day” by Linkin Park
O - “Old Yellow Bricks” by Arctic Monkeys
R - “reverie” by isaac gracie
A - “American Sports” by Arctic Monkeys
N - “New Perspective” by Panic! At The Disco
D - “DESTROYA” by My Chemical Romance
E - 
R - “Rhiannon” by Fleetwood Mac
E - 
R - “Ribs” by Fleetwood Mac
I - “I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)” by Hall & Oates
N - “Night at Lake Unknown” by Conor Oberst
T - “This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An arms Race” by Fall Out Boy
E - 
L - “Long Division” by Death Cab for Cutie
L - “Little Bribes” by Death Cab for Cutie
I - “Islands In The Stream” by Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers
G - “Grapevine Fires” by Death Cab for Cutie
E - 
N - “Nirvana” by sam Smith
T - “The Sound Of Settling” by Death Cab for Cutie
G - “Golden” by Fall Out  Boy
E - 
S - “Someone To Watch Over Me” by Frank Sinatra
C - “Caraphernelia” by Pierce The Veil
H - “Heartache Tonight” by The Eagles
O - “Overtrown” by Pinegrove
P - “Plastic Flowers” by The Front Bottoms
F - “For Crying Out Loud” by Meat Loaf
S - “Sarah Smiles” by Panic! At The Discoo
V - “Venus” by Sleeping At Last
O - “Over My Head” by Fleetwood Mac
N - “No Cars Go” by Arcade Fire
H - “High Dive” by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
I - “I Wanna Get Better” by Bleachers
N - “No Peace”by by Sam Smith
Z -  “Zeroes” by David Bowie
W - “We Looked Like Giants” by Death Cab for Cutie
I - “Isle Of Flightless Birds” by Twenty One Pilots
S - “Spooky” by Classic IV
C - “Cemetery Drive” by My Chemical Romance
H - “Hey Julie” by Fountains Of Wayne
E - 
N - “No you Girls” by Franz Ferdinand
S - “Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You” by Arctic Monkeys
T - “The Ghost Of You” by My Chemical Romance
E -
R - “Ring Of Fire” by Johnny Cash
N - “Northern Lights” by Death Cab for Cutie
A - “Anyways” by Arctic Monkeys
R - “Riot” by Three Days Grace
T - “The Secret Society” by Creeper
 I - “Imitation Of Life” by R.E.M.
G - “Girls / Girls / Boys” by Panic! At The Disco
R - “Rise” by Skillet
A - “A Happy Tune” by Melancholily
U - “Using” by Sorority Noise
M - “Maps” by The Front Bottoms
There are literally not enough songs in the known universe that begin with  ‘E’ or ‘Z’ to complete the name. I hate this man and his ridiculously long name, I hate this ask game, I hate you I hate myself. This took my three fucking days, I hate it.
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Zoo Puns
 The funniest zoo puns collection by Puns Ville
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth,” the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully,” replied the vet.
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo.
Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”
Come on, Fred, I ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can’t afford the admission.
Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!
“So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Jordan replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine. “Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Jordan, excitedly, “especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!”
What’s the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.
FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .BERT: What did you do? FRED: Oh, I’d had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages”An’ whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper.”Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply.”A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants over there !”
Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend,”I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards…?”
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