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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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deermouth · 18 hours
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Gacougnol
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it's manhandle mithrun monday
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deermouth · 18 hours
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deermouth · 19 hours
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^_^
if you even care
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deermouth · 19 hours
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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deermouth · 19 hours
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In a power dive In a slow burn Over ancient fields Over islands From the slope and the rise Of the mainland Unfamiliar shores Through the atmosphere Over rain clouds To the brimming bowl Coral-inlaid How we lit them up Everlasting With the sun in our eyes
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deermouth · 19 hours
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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”
— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)
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deermouth · 19 hours
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Touch your computer screen. Lol
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deermouth · 19 hours
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reblog for sample size !!
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deermouth · 19 hours
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it must be super embarrassing when you're the first atom in a mass of radioactive matter to decay
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deermouth · 20 hours
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got correlated by a labyrinthgirl[1] and now all my text comes out blue. do you think I need to get tested?
[1] The labyrinthgirl has no physical body. There is no imprisoning structure; rather, the obstacles faced by those within the labyrinthgirl are things that were already there, but have been cast in the way of their progress by her correlation of circumstances.
feeling cocomeloned
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deermouth · 20 hours
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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hey who left this dirty big omelette here
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deermouth · 24 hours
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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED
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