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Cutthroat: You know, seeing my face up on the wall makes me feel special. Like I've done something right.
Swindler: Cutthroat, those are wanted posters...
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Just a Normal Day
Doctor: Jesus, you guys...We seriously need to have a conversation about your maturity.
Cutthroat, standing on the couch with Swindler, Brother, Sister, Hoodlum, and Brawler: Bold words for someone standing in lava, don't you think?
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Swindler: You read my diary?!
Cutthroat: I didn't know it was your diary! I thought it was just a very sad handwritten book
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Swindler: :(
Cutthroat: Turn that frown upside down!
Swindler: ):
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Hacker, to the rest of the Akudama: Listen, this could be dangerous. Some of you may even die...and that's a sacrifice I'm completely willing to make
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Courier, rubbing his head: I had a terrible dream last night. You were in it...
Doctor: Okay? ...And?
Courier: What do you meant and
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Fake IDs
Swindler: Hacker. Care to tell me why you were caught with a fake ID?
Hacker: *Mumbling something incoherent*
Swindler: What? Speak up. I can't hear you.
Hacker, embarrassed: ...You have to be 18 years old to pet the rabbits at the pet store.
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Water Fight (Group Chat)
Hoodlum: Yo, the neighborhood kids just challenged us to a water fight! Y'all in?
Brawler: You know it, bro!
Cutthroat: I'm in! ^w^
Hacker: Whatever.
(20 minutes later)
Swindler: Jeeze, what's taking you so long?
Cutthroat: Sorry, just waiting for the water to boil!
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Apologies
Brother: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three
Brother:
Sister:
Brother: Great. I'm now disappointed in both of us
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Arrested
Cutthroat: I don't know why you're here. I'm not talkin.
Police, Sharpening Knife: We'll see about that.
Cutthroat, laughing: Is that supposed to scare me?
Police, *Cuts a piece of red velvet cake*:
Cutthroat: ...Can I have some?
Police, licking frosting off of the knife: Sorry. Cake is for talkers only.
Cutthroat:
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Master Executioner: Why let someone else ruin my life when I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself?
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Biggest Weakness?
Swindler: So...What's your biggest weakness?
Courier, sighing: I guess I can be uncooperative at times, or so I'm told.
Swindler: Oh. Give me an example?
Courier: No.
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The Door
Cutthroat: *Holding door open for Swindler* After you!~
Swindler, nervous: Haha, no after you.
Cutthroat: Please. I insist, after you.
Brawler: *Pushes past both of them* After ME!
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Police Arrest Warrant
Police Officers: *Knocking on door*
Cutthroat: Who is it?~
Police Officer: The Police.
Cutthroat: What do you want?
Other Police Officer: We just want to talk.
Cutthroat: Uh huh. How many of you are there?
Police Officer: It's just the two us.
Cutthroat: ...So...Why can't you just talk to each other...?
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Black Cat: Quick! Everyone, synchronize your watches!
Hoodlum, panicking: I don't know how to do that!
Swindler: I-I don't wear one.
Hacker: ...Time is a construct.
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Best Idea(?)
Hoodlum: Woah! I'm glad we saved our best idea for last!
Hacker: WTF. If it was our best idea, why on earth did we save it for last?!
Hoodlum: ...Because we didn't know it was our best idea until all of our other ones turned out terrible?
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