#and I’m about to drink tonight

[mississpissi]

hi my name is sarah and my controversial timothy stoker headcanon is that he hasn’t had a drink since danny. he wants his head to be clear. he wants to be able to know what he is seeing and trust that. he wants to be able to clearly remember what he sees. this is what keeps his focus and his anger sharp. that’s all thanks.

#ik lots of people like to picture him as fun drinks guy but i just. don’t think he would #he would probably still go out with friends or coworkers but he would always be the sober one #i don’t think he ever really had a problem with alcohol i just think he would abstain #i’m just thinking about him tonight and tbh i largely disagree with fanon portrayals of him even tho they are fun sometimes! #tma

[ivy-saurs]

Y’ALL my worst nightmare is happening… i was invited to what i thought was going to be a small catch-up with some old friends from school but i got here and it’s a mini house party where i don’t know anyone except the host and one other person 😭

#i’m getting such a bad grade in socialising tonight #everyone’s drinking and talking about men and it’s too heterosexual 😔 #i broke my no drinking streak of an entire year bc i needed a bit of liquid courage to get through 😔

[samyelbanette]

Y’all, I know I’m sleep deprived, because I cry like. Once a year or less. And I am fully sobbing rn over a ketchup commercial. 😭😭😭

Look how happy and free those little puppies are!!! 🥺🥺🥺

Do you think that’s what Heaven looks like???

Like. When dogs die. Do they just get to run around in a beautiful happy meadow forever??

That’s what I want to see when I die. 😭😭😭 I want a beautiful stampede of puppies to run towards me and welcome me to the afterlife and lick my face.

Have I ever been as happy as that little weiner dog looks?? In my entire life?? 😭😭😭

#every dog deserves to be that happy. #fuck. I love puppies so much. #no I haven’t been drinking tonight #maybe I’m having some kind of mental breakdown #why am I crying so fucking hard about a daschund in a hot dog costume

[wickedhawtwexler]

nobody:

no one at all:

me, intoxicated: what if we did karaoke???? that’d be like. sooooooo crazy right

#i would (and have) done karaoke sober but i know my friends and they will NOT do karaoke sober #i always wait until we’ve had like 3-4 drinks and then I’m like huh. what about karaoke #i was not convincing enough tonight sadly 😔 #i’m literally going to a karaoke mixer in a week tho so it’s fine #m.txt

[crownofstardustandbone]

I am tired someone come tuck me in for a nap

#all of my clients and my interns have been Going Through It today and it’s been A LOT of heavy emotions I’m helping them process #on top of that I’m worried about the government shutting down and me potentially having to stop working and not be paid for ?? how long #put a bottle of wine in the fridge for tonight and I’m going to order takeout for dinner #sometimes self care is drinking wine and crying over great British bake off

[kingofthering]

meanwhile the tumblr post that I signaled for stealing my gif is still well and still there, go figure out your priorities tumblr please

#okay enough for tonight I need to get ready to leave my hotel and have drinks with colleagues #and stop worrying about this #but the fact that they sent two emails in the span of 3 minutes scare the fuck out of me still #I’m easily scared but well #also I’m a big complainer we know that

[whumpy-wyrms]

that silas drawing caused me to infodump to my FAMILY in the living room during the football game about these new ocs for 20 minutes guys im not normal about any of this im losing my mindddd

#they reacted well actually #they LOVE HIM #i wish i was joking but i literally talked to my mom and her friend about my canniballistic morgue vampire guy for 20 minutes and #showed them the drawings and they were cheering me on holy shit #we talked about vampires and vampire lore #and i straight up told them this guy keeps an immortal human locked in his morgue to drink his blood infinitely and #they were like #that’s so cool!!! are you writing all this down?? #LIKE AAAHH YES???? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON #anyway :) i’m very hyper right now and will not sleep tonight i have a very extreme case of the zoomies #gotta write gotta write #silas oc #wyrms says stuff

[polithicc]

I don’t have to be at work until noon tomorrow bc we have a hearing that starts at 5 and will probably go until midnight 🥳

#I had Drinks tonight at this event #it was amazing tbh #like I saw a lot of colleagues and friends but also people in my industry #and I looked sooooo cute with my black jumpsuit and my fuck ass bob #also had a really amazing conversation with someone who used to do my job for like 20 years and he gave me great advice #but it also like #man I really do love my job despite my frustration #also my boss said i was the best staffer #which like #I knew #I won’t be humble about it #but it was really nice to hear #im the most senior staffer #after her #anyway I have my yearly review and I’m asking for soooo much money #I won’t ask for a title bump bc I have a plan for that #but money yes

[sacredthefran]

Thinking about Josh eating soup by himself again :(

#I am so soft tonight what’s wrong with me #Josh kiszka #Josh gvf #I think about this more than I want to admit tbh #it’s just so precious to me #also yes…im drunk #I think about him a lot when I’m drinking

[hawnks]

actually, love is when they know you want to be hugged so hard you lose your breath because you hang on for just a second longer than usual

#hello if you’re reading this I hope your nigbt has been lovely!! #mwah mwah mwah!! #feeling very tender about the people in my orbit tonight #everyone is so very different in so many ways #only here and now we would be able to go out for a drink together #and sing karaoke in the shittiest dive bar in town #love is when the whole bar sings rasputin becuase I think it’s funny #love is me and the regular bar tender laughing about how busy it is tonight of all nights #love is our age ranges from 70 to 21 and our geographical origins are across the globe but we all know all the words to bohemian rhapsody #love is cheering so loud that everyone who came by themself tonight feels like they killed it on the mic #and it’s good #anyway….. I’m off to eepy time now #good night and sweet dreams my little sparrows <3

[sharkieboi]

my dad: “you should come home earlier so you can spend time with your mother”

me, internally: why the fuck would I do that

#shhh sharkie #I’m specifically a) lying to him about where i’m spending the night tonight #and b) spending as little time at home tomorrow as I can before I come back to the city #I have zero desire to spend any quality time with either of my parents rn #I’m driving to nyc to spend the night with my person tonight and sleep over with them #and then finishing the drive to ct tomorrow to drop off the car and then amtrak the fuck out of there #he’s trying to guilt trip me into spending the night in ct instead of nyc but like why would I do that #yeah i’d love to have an uncomfortable evening with a group of passive aggressive people who judge me and my life #and watch a shitty movie i’ll hate and be judged for how many glasses of wine I have #definitely better than getting free drinks at a gourmet restaurant while i wait for my SO to finish up work #and then go smoke/drink and get lovingly railed within an inch of my life #definitely time with my parents is worth more than that 🙄 #edit: coming back to this about a month later (2/2) and i kinda do wish i had arrived earlier to say hi to mom but still #more in that like. my parents have this preconceived notion that I hate them but that isn’t true #and i’d like as many opportunities as i can to disprove that #but also my mom is a self-centered narcissist and any slight against her is the worst crime in the world #so i’m okay missing her. but i did still want to see her. #or any of my siblings. it was just my dad and the pets. #which is great! i love how each of the dogs greet everyone #have to deal with Daisy first cause she needs to be Held and tell you she loves you #and then Dolly needs to lick all the moisturizer off your face and be a little potato #and Odie whines and patiently waits his turn but then he gets swaddled with affection #it’s a whole routine i love them all so much #and i miss my girl so much

[slashermary]

the peach blackout continues to cause unimaginable suffering in a very specific group of bloggers. i’m rewatching frasier and can’t even post about it in the specific medium i want?? death and killing and violence

#i put it on while i’m making my second floor pillow and drinking some chai to caffeine up before going to zacks drag show tonight. #and i can’t even peach about it….truly evil is alive and well in biden’s america! #caroline.txt

[milo-is-rambling]

Sometimes this -> :)))) is just not strong enough for what I mean

#what I really mean is my face hurts from smiling and i know im high but I am happy and it feels so so nice im gonna fall asleep happy #tonight #and I am excited I have plenty of time to sleep before work and I’m gonna work and make money and then have a day off and yesterday was slow #and today might be slow again and I can just hang out #doodle clean stretch stand draw doodle print something for someone check email check tumblr check cat app open computer check online orders #still none doodle again think about leaving drink water copy something for someone tell someone where to find white out or letter openers #etc etc #anyways. I am happy work is easy and boring but fun and I’m happy there #I think I’m still in the phase of isolation post Covid that this is me just exited to be outside again #like sure I’ve gone places but now it’s like I’m going places and working and standing and seeing all kinds of people and remembering they a #also have lives of their own #there are teachers and moms and business men and people getting divorced and people printing trump court documents and putting them in a #binder yes that really happened today idk why this old couple was doing this or why they thought I’d want to hear about it #anyways yeah. people are everywhere you can find community anywhere love is endless #📤

[bonesblubs]

Every FengQing you put up both kills me dead and revives me so thanks! I'm gonna go reblog that one that I stare at weekly of them making out in bed. Again.

GSKGEKSGEKDB it’s what they deserveeeee pls tho no dying it’ll b very annoying for u to sort the paperwork out after being resurrected

#ask box #not art #I’m slightly too much to drink tonight friends birthday so sorry if this is not coherent I’m having a good time #if I wasn’t so embarrassed about it I’d do eight more of these of the same nature I just want them to smooch I think it would help

[froggi-mushroom]

A lot has been happening recently which means I had a little bit of an emotional moment earlier and my mum’s been so gentle to me for the rest of the day I just

#not a reblog for once #froggi rambles #so my thigh is hurting and I’m loving the new job it’s just a drastic change so my body is having A Response to it all #so I had a little cry earlier and my mum came in worried and all and we had a cuddle which was nice it’s been a while since I’ve just #let myself enjoy someone else touching me #and I was all frustrated cuz my dad keeps making fun of Bonny’s anxiety issues and I can’t help but feel like he’s aiming them at me but my #mum reassured me and we sat there for a while and my mum brought up us seeing the Barbie movie together and making a whole girlie day out of #it and having something to eat and drink afterwards which was lovely #and I know she’s worried about me because she came up before mg bath specifically to check on me and make sure I was alright #so I’m feeling very delicate tonight but I’m gonna head out tomorrow and get some fresh air

[samuraisharkie]

tfw all ur mental illnesses and issues collaborate to really make you feel like shit in every possible way

#I didn’t realize how awful I’ve been until a few days ago #when my mom brought up she could tell I’ve been in a spiral since December #and then this week I had a temporary tiny burst of energy followed by absolutely lethargy #and feeling like every part of me weighed an extra 20 pounds #and then tonight I got snapped at in a very mean way and I just broke. I’m not gonna get into it further #bc it’s bad. like I loath how bad it is #also heard my aunt talking about how comforting it is that every sign of ‘the end times’ is here all that #which has my religious paranoia acting up (seriously how do other people leave a faith they grew up in and not have constant anxiety??) #I never hear anyone talk about how fucking sickening it is to hear relatives talk about a religion like Christianity #and shit like the end of the world and not feel extremely sick and paranoid that is could be happening in some way #anyway. I haven’t had the energy to shower for a few days despite trying to eat and drink better and I have to go to work tomorrow #I feel like bashing my head through a wall. I want people to be happy again