#and Kamino has terrible sex ed

[here-comes-the-moose]

Fox: Tell Rex about the birds and the bees.

Bly: Wait, no he’s still a bab-

Cody, having watched a documentary with Obi-Wan the night before: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

#Rex is the batch baby #and Kamino has terrible sex ed #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #clone wars #star wars tcw #commander cody #commander fox #commander bly #captain rex #cc batch #the cc batch #incorrect cc batch quotes

[soclonely]

Ok ok ok here’s a weird one

How about our 501st bois or rex and the commander getting sex Ed in Kamino before going to active duty?

Too weird?

AHHH bless listen. They probably make 99 give them “the talk” via and old projection slide thing and terrible notecards. Even in a galaxy far far away, I bet the sex ed is TERRIBLE in schools

The Clones As Their Reactions To “THE TALK”

Rex- Your typical student, grits his teeth and does what he has to Echo- religiously studies any text given, aces all the tests. Actually takes over the class because he ends up knowing more than the teacher Fives- “Wait I know about this! Cut-Up was telling us-” Jesse- acts like a tough guy and jokes about it but when the class actually starts he gets all hot and sweaty and runs out of the room Kix- Just another day in the bedbay for him. Awkwardly reminds everytime to not insert uh things that should not be inserted. Medic living amirite? Tup- horrified Dogma- horrified, but hides it. Yells at people who are joking aaround Hardcase- The guy that blurts out comments the entire time. “WAIT IT DOES WHAT” Coric- r o m a n c e Bly- this man is dedicated and takes notes because he is ready to fall in love and be a buir 99- cries in a corner after each class. Some of his vode are just.. Cody- openly curious, but silent Waxer and Boil- when the flour sack babies come out these two are dedicated Wolffe- the only time ever that wollfe has skipped class Sinker and Boost- these idiot im crying. they would still be so confused after Hunter- mentally prepares himself to answer all of wreckers questions for the next three days Wrecker- lots of loud “WOAHS” Tech- asks extremely uncomfortable questions Crosshair- where do you think he got his nervous toothpick chewing habit from? this class is what started it all for the man

#captain rex #clone force 99 #bitter anon week #khaicomegetyajuice