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standardlovers · 9 days

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the best thing to come out of canon bisexual buck is people posting abt what they consider to be the gayest thing abt 911 and none of them are "buck being canonically bisexual"

#the gayest thing that happened to buck was BLANK and he has fully made out with a man on screen is how tumblr dot com should be posting #and they ARE #ted talking #911

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weidli · 21 days

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have you seen ticinoteuthis chuchichäschtli the tintenfischart

«Zuerst haben wir uns überlegt, die Art nach einem Kollegen zu benennen», sagte Christian Klug vom Paläontologischen Institut der UZH gegenüber der Nachrichtenagentur Keystone-SDA. «Aber das Fossil ist so unansehnlich, dass wir das niemandem antun wollten.» Stattdessen tauften sie den Tintenfisch deshalb auf den Namen «Ticinoteuthis chuchichaeschtli».

(SRF, Swiss Journal of Palaeontology)

now you have :)

#i can't get over the name. Ticinoteuthis is already wonderful we love a silly pun. and then they call him chuchichäschtli. they dug this #fossil out of a STORAGE CABINET in uzh realized it was a new kind of guy and called him chuchichäschtli. genuinely funny as hell #teeny cabinet guy. what do we call him? GOT it we'll call him tiny kitchen cabinet after The word swiss german people confuse non swiss #german people with. we're so good at this #and they ARE #id in alt #cephalopod

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anditendshowyoudexpect · 2 months

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the only reason i occasionally go on instagram is to check if Hee Ji and Pyeong Seok are still together

#and they are #nineteen to twenty

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iknowaristotle · 2 months

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I keep refreshing my dash as if Swifties are in control of this game.

#and they are

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taciturnpoet · 3 months

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i’ve apparently aquired the nickname “twink collector” by my friends

#it’s because my boyfriend is one #my ex kinda is #one of my best friends is #and they are #i guess #my type #so i am a collector #a connoisseur if you will #which is a favorite funny title #i’ll take it #kaz posts #inner thoughts

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magicdyke · 3 months

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whenever nonblack ppl try and use aave they just sound like shitty pirates

#and they are

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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong · 3 months

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sorry I didn't draw anything today guys I made cheese fatayer

#AND creamed spinach I was working #saw this TikTok w Palestinian recipes and they also had a blog w recipes and these looked super good #and they ARE #they're so good #my post

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war-axes · 3 months

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@denieddeath : ❛ i’m not anti-social, i’m just tired of people. ❜

rose's words elicited a small but genuine laugh from the amazon, no truer words had been spoken in her experience and it was strangely comforting to know that she was not the only person on the planet with a similar mindset.

"i imagine in your longer life, you've had the chance to experience some truly stupid people." she crossed her arms across her chest with a hum, raising a brow in interest. "i find myself to be of a similar mindset, the world outside of the amazon strongholds is a vastly interesting place, i will admit, but every day i find myself wondering just how most of them have managed to survive as long as they have."

mother mother lyric prompts.

#𐃈 ⼺ answered asks : starters #denieddeath #they're the type of friends who sit on the sidelines at parties and make everyone just a wee bit paranoid that they're laughing at them #and they are

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xeneric-shrooms · 3 months

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