Hallo! Shalom! Howdy howdy!
The name is Brii or admin Brii~
And Iβm a self shipper~
This is a NSFW π zone! Not SFW.
I go by pronouns she/her/they. Iβm 30 years old. MBTI is a INTP/INFP, Ennegram is (4w3 or 2w1 it canβt decide lΓΌl). My zodiac is Gemini sun βοΈ , rising is Leo βοΈ and moon is Taurus βοΈ with mercury being Cancer βοΈ . Mars is βοΈ and Midheaven is βοΈ. Chinese zodiac is π .
I am Biromantic, Demisexual.
I have a deep emotional connection with my f/os and my rl bf who kins to my f/os.
And my f/os are Gilbert (Prussia) from Hetalia, Elizabeta (Hungary) from Hetalia and Ludwig (Germany) from Hetalia~
I am anti antis, so antis do NOT INTERACT. If you cant differentiate between fictional and reality and base your moral compass on fiction, this account ainβt it for you.
There is tons of kink and sex-relate topics that will be brought up in this.
I mostly will be posting my drawings and random gushies about my f/os.
I block if I feel like I donβt vibe with you and donβt like how you are. I also will block immediately over my baby, Prussia~ Gilbert is mine and I donβt like to share with him. I also hate most ships with him, if you come at with weird ships of him or about him, youβre blocked, Iβm evil and dominant and wonβt take shit from anyone.
I donβt have many rules on here except for a few:
Do not argue with me about Germany and Prussiaβs headcanons with me, if you donβt agree with me. Then just donβt even talk about it this includes that if I place historical significance to them or not, ships and etc.
I donβt really like to share them, but Iβm more open to seeing other self shippers paired with them if itβs female/femme other shippers.
Do NOT AND FOREMOST SHOW ME GERITA, AUSPRUSS OR ANY OF THAT. But especially Germany and Italy pairing. If you do, instant block! Iβm not even joking. I ask you to respect me and this safe space for me. And if anyone else doesnβt like these pairings, eeeeyyy hit me up and letβs chat homies.
I kindly ask not to interact with minors or those who are under 18. This will be a blog for sex-related themes.
There is kink related and BDSM topics that will be brought up here and also some rather, rough headcanons. If it triggers you and you canβt deal with it. Feel free to block.
If you have a Hetalia f/o thatβs someone other than Prussia and Germany, My arms are open for you my dear! Letβs chats and connect!~ I support self shipping in the community!
If you are antisemitic and I find out you are racists against Jews, I will personally cuss you the fuck out and block you. Take that bs somewhere else. I am Ashkenazi Jewish and all Jews lives matter!!!
This is a gay friendly zone, I love all gays of every kind, and my ace/aro dears, I see you~
This has some crossover and multiverse lore and stuff in it , Iβm currently working on my own art universe with correlating to Hetalia! If you donβt like crossover/multifandom/multiverse stuff, then kindly block~
DDNE (youβve been warnedβ¦ thereβs some things here that may or may not upset)
If youβre fatphobic, get the hell off of my blog. I donβt want that garbage here. Iβm pro body positivity.
I AM PROUD PRO-ISRAEL and PRO-PALESTINE! Both have a right to EXIST! This is not a red vs. blue game. Itβs not a fandom! It is WAR IN REAL LIFE AND I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUS BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS IN ISRAEL! If you think Israel should cease to exist or the people there should die, BLOCK AND DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME AT ALL! I will also not support pro-Palestine that encourage h@mas. If you do, youβre off my damn blog and stay the fuck away from it! No damn neonazis! πͺ¬π§Ώ Am Yisrael Chai!
(Thank you countries that support us! And everyone who is fighting against global antisemitism and the destruction of the country of Israel! We still stand strong! Fuck H@MAS!)
And of course at anytime if I feel you did something wrong to invade my happiness and my little safe corner over here, youβre getting immediately blocked from here.
Icons for to show my current relationship to said characters:
Love/romantic relationship: π
Biggest crush: π»
Protective/ doesnβt like to share: π
Enemies: βοΈ
Rivals:π’
Dislikes/problematic:πͺ
Besties, bitches: π
Friends: π«°
One sided crush on their side: β€οΈβπ©Ή
One sided crush on my side: π
Would prefer not this character to be shipped with anyone: π
π»ββοΈ
Indifferent/neutral:πͺ»
Undecided/curious: π€
Hetalia:
Prussia - ππ»ππ
π»ββοΈ
Germany - ππ»ππ
π»ββοΈ
Hungary: ππ«°ππ»ππ
π»ββοΈ
Austria: β€οΈβπ©Ήπ«°
Czechia: ππ
π«°
Slovakia:πͺ»π«°
Poland: π«°π
Russia:π’π€πͺ»
Belarus: ππ€
Ukraine: π«°
Lithuania: π«°πͺ»π€
Estonia: π€
Sweden: π«°
Denmark: π«°
Finland:π«°
Netherlands: π«°π»ππ (sshhβ¦look heβs hot ok?)
Norway: π€πͺ»
Iceland: π«°π€
Belgium: π
π«°π (Iβll protect her with my life)
Spain: π€β€οΈβπ©Ή
France: π’πͺβοΈβ€οΈβπ©Ή (god this man I fucking hate himβ¦)
Monaco: πͺ»π€οΏΌ
Seychelles:πͺ»π€
N. Italy (Feliciano): π’β€οΈβπ©Ήπ€
S. Italy (Romano): π’πͺβ€οΈβπ©Ήπ€
Greece:πͺ»π€
Turkey: π’πͺβοΈ
Israel: π
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England: π«°πͺ»
America: π
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Canada: π€πͺ»
Japan: πβ€οΈβπ©Ήπ«°π
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China: πͺ»π«°π€
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Out of all the unfuckable robots (which is everyone, apparently), who do you deem to be THE most unfuckable? The crowning champion of the antifuck propaganda?
out of everyone in the franchise, the crown champion of mr. unfuckable has to be the biggest, squiggliest jelly-boned emerald-tittied virgin squire himself, zero
come on down! we've got someone who:
- is constantly emotionally unavailable and puts his work of stabbing things above actually talking with his partner, which is unfortunate for when you want to introduce him to your friends or family for a holiday dinner
- is physically incapable of listening to people's requests for accommodation and/or comfort, which is really cool in situations where, say, you might be flying on a spaceship and are worried about turning maverick and decide to talk to him about your feelings
- treats battles as a competition for how many times he can dramatically sacrifice himself, which renders him a terrible K:D ratio and any true gamer knows you have to at least break even to be fuckable.
- was designed to spread viruses around and to kill everything and only got a new personality by a glitch, which means you canβt trust him with any internet browser, and you shouldnβt fuck anyone who isnβt capable of browsing any hot memes with you.
- likes to dramatically teleport off with his back turned to the camera whenever things are finished, which would ruin any attempts at cuddling or hugging or eating together or dancing or asking about how your day's been or shopping or even putting the toilet lid down. he leaves the lid up and goes "...HMPH. ...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. ...TOO EASY. ...RETURNING TO BASE. ...DRINK MORE OVALTINE." and then teleports off, leaving you to have to correct the goddamn lid every goddamn time
- got his personality rewritten twice through the series, effectively becoming a completely different person each time, first when dialogue started becoming more prominent (around X4-era) and then when he was handled by inti, which is unfortunate for anyone who actually wants to get to know him beyond his hot one-liners. you say hi to him one day and it turns out his favorite things are bread, fighting games, water without any ice, and dirt, and that's super cool. and then next week he murdered his third girlfriend and now he likes ninjas and curry. and so your bread date is cancelled. forever.
- has six different replacement bodies throughout the series, each with different functions but ultimately focusing more on becoming a "killing machine", which leaves him sans penis and instead now he can do cool flips in the air with his sword out which he thinks looks really cool. and it is, if you have a thing for buzzsaws with ponytails i guess.
but man does he look good with that long artificial hair and the way he stabs people and goes "........................" afterwards, right???
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