#anyway dont smoke kids

[honeyhotteok]

thank you @razypie for suggesting i post my nonsense <3

summary: you and gun beef over the last pack of your favorite cigs.

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"I'll have a pack of Marlboro Purple Burst," you and the stranger next to you say in unison.

Your head snaps to see who just said that. Some guy all decked out in a suit and wearing sunglasses indoors at 11pm like a freak, apparently.

The convenience store cashier pulls down the last pack of Marlboro Purple Burst from the display shelf. "Um, we only have 1 pack of that left, would either one of you perhaps like an Ice Blast instea-"

"No." The two of you reply in unison.

You side-eye the fuck out of him again as you readjust the gym duffel bag strap sitting on your shoulder.

"Well. To be honest, I don't get paid enough for this so I guess the two of you can just sort it out amongst yourselves," the cashier sets the pack of cigarettes down on the counter with a tight-lipped smile before going back to their phone.

You turn to the nuisance standing next to you and give your opening argument first. "Dude, you're like, 30. Just let me have my cigs, I need it after finishing my training session."

"First of all, I'm 19, not that I see why that's relevant here."

This grown ass looking man is 19?!

"Secondly, I will not be engaging in whatever petty argument this is." He reaches into his wallet to pay and swiftly takes the pack in his hand.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa." You can't help but laugh at his audacity, and step in his path. "Listen, buddy. I've had a long ass day, and to be honest with you, not a big fan of your attitude so far. So why don't you do me a favor and hand those over, yeah?"

He sighs and takes off his glasses, revealing his pitch black eyes and a large scar stretched between them. "Move." he glares.

So what this guy has some freaky eyes? You've seen weirder shit. You glare back at him with your feet firmly planted.

When he reaches for your wrist to pull you out of the way, you front kick him into the shelf of cookies. You rip open a packaged swiss cake roll and smush it into his eyes.

"Sorry!" you call out to the cashier.

You snatch the cigarettes out of his hand. He wipes the cake off his face and swiftly grabs your forearm in an attempt to throw you into the air. But you move even more quickly, elbow striking him in the face followed by side kicking him in the chest, sending him flying back into the shelf of snacks.

You turn and run out the store, the cigarettes still safely clutched in your hand.

Gun stays seated on the floor for a moment, surrounded by fallen shrimp crackers, trying to process what the hell just happened. He finally sighs and dusts himself off before walking back to the cashier.

"I guess I'll have a pack of Ice Blast."

#uhh disclaimer: dont smoke kids!! lol #anyway i truly dont know what the hell this is LOL #a reader who can rival him in both fighting and his bad smoking habit i guess #also idk if this even counts as a crack fic tbh #gun park x reader #i hesitate to even tag this shit lmao😭 #lookism x reader #gun park #lookism

[gophergal]

Kids being kids

#gopher art #mortal kombat #kontradictions mk #mk subzero #mk smoke #kuai liang #bihan #tomas vrbada #genderbend #r63 #the sketch of baby kuai and bihan is based on a moment from ch14 of my fic (but the truth is worse) #at least i think its 14. its starting to blur together for me #kuai is 5 and bi-han is 9; almost 10. Kuai's shitty haircut is based on a haircut i gave myself around that same age #aka the reason my mom didn't let me use scissors for until i was legitimately 10 years old. no i am not kidding #in the second picture kuai is 15 and tomas is 17 almost 18. this is very shortly before kuai is scarred #i still have no fucking clue what the lin kuei uniforms are about. does everyone wear blue? just the bros? why do some of them get to wear #A Special Color and some dont? is it a rank thing? #anyway i think uniform is based on rank. and thats why the tiny cryosibs are wearing such different looking uniforms

[majimassqueaktoy]

Honestly the funniest thing about Haruka's idol story line in y5 (and dont any of you come at me with the You're Lessening Mirei's Evil Heinous Actions shit, I know she was the antagonist, blah blah) is the fact that as far as traineeships go Haruka's.... wasn't all that unusual- Living on your own away from your parents? Par the course. Having older figures be unduly harsh about your talent/looks? Also par the course. Insane schedules? Creepy fans? Yep. In fact Haruka is older than a lot of people are when they start traineeships nowadays... Like that aspect of the game could have been played up for even more dramatic value than it was.

#Like in real life right now theres kids who have moved /countries/ to become idols #At as young as /12 years old/ #and some of them dont see their families for years like Haruka's whole situation is less wild than a bunch of real people #god i got a random kpop video of a 17 yr old boy [who is already in a debuted group????] #and he was surprised with seeing his mum AFTER 3 AND A HALF YEARS ??? #like he hadnt seen her in person since he was 13 and now hes 17 and...... How is that legal #Also that video fucked me up bc he wasnt even like happy he looked confused and shy and awkward like God send that boy home rn #all the therapy hes gonna need.... Anyway suffice to say #Having Haruka's storyline esp when you consider the people writing the games are in the JP entertainment industry was pretty interesting #Like they clearly have feelings and critiques and I liked that they tried to do something with that #Also one of the girls in y6 was a former idol who had her career ruined bc she dared to be seen #smoking with a male idol when she was 20 or so and got fired because of it- so i mean at least rgg gave her some work idk #this post is just a stream of consciousness rambling about how i find the idol industry interesting and odd #Some aspects of it i think are clever but other aspects are so HMMMMMM #20-30 years from now maybe even sooner i feel like theres gonna be some INTERESTING tell-alls

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Grandma's LOVE these kids

#im just saying if Oncu does get promoted to Acosta's ride next year i think Piqueras should get Öncü's old spot #theyre just little guys !!! #Rueda and Piqueras= besties bffs homieohs !! #they were teammates in JuniorGP last year n ofc in Rookies together #n they grew up together #i dont actually know/remember if rueda trains with Paco but Piqueras does n i swear i have seen rueda training at paco's track place #anyways point is they're bffs they should not be separated!! #theyre like those shelter dogs u have to adopt in pairs !! #oh btw Piqueras won rookies 4 races early.......4 races = 100 points......he smoked those kids #moto3 #redbull rookies cup #jose rueda #angel piqueras

[anton-is-missing]

newport is mid but it’s alll they had. anyway this new school i go to sucks ass someone save me from these preppy mfs

#i quit as a promise butttt i got dumped sooo #DONT SMOKE KIDS. “smoking causes aging of the skin” DONT REMIND ME CIGARETTE BOX #story time also somone got stabbed at my old school.. #sighs i miss it #anyway tags #jeff the killer #emo #smoking #alternative #emo boy #punk #dark aesthetic #emo girl #emo kid #alt fashion

[todayisafridaynight]

i nearly burnt my kitchen down this morning but its ok i got to see arasawa on my tl today

#snap chats #YAY YAOI //ignoring the fire in my kitchen// #OK ON THE REAL THO THERE WAS A LIL FIREBALL THAT HAD ME LIKE 👁️👁️ #i was cooking rice but i also wanted to shower. '''shower'''' i just washed my hair in the sink dont look at me #POINT IS i was getting cleaned My Depressed Way and i didnt realize how long i was taking #so i go to check n my rice and upon seeing All This Fuckin Smoke i move it from the stove AND THEN. FIRE BALL #lowkey i wasnt even phased i just kinda accepted that as a thing that happened.. but in retrospect its like. OH MAN. #this is why you watch your cooking kids <3 #anyways thank you harachan for giving me reasons to get on with my day.... i love arasawa... #im gonna go make strawberry sando now. as a treat with my pork floss onigiri <3 BYE

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

Another thing I really love about Adrian is Adrian was not a nice guy who went bad when his family died. In all his titans appearances hes a asshole at the end of his rope and its clear hes Losing Faith In The Legal System in a very right wing way, constantly talking about how theres TOO MANY LOOPHOLES and the bad guys ALWAYS GET OFF SCOTT FREE and it culminates in him tricking Robin into helping him break into a guys house. Adrian even pulled a gun on him

Later in Vigilante 1983 issue 3 when he explains why hes doing vigilante shit to Cyborg the death of his family doesnt come up until the end. His main reason is he got sick of Seeing Guilty People Go Free.

Like instead of the standard antihero tough guy backstory of having ONE BAD DAY or whatever Adrian’s using the genuinely terrible thing that happened to him as a excuse to do something he probably wouldve ended up doing in the end anyway and its such great stuff.

 He also IS genuinely effected by his families deaths, he has PTSD and gets terrible nightmares and All Consuming Survivors Guilt, as well as having issues with dissociation and such. Its just not the reason hes a the vigilante, thats just because he sucks

#sorry Im in vigilante mode again I just really like Adrian ok. #I love that he started out as basically a authority figure for the titans and just #completely fell apart over the course of his run and also lost all their respect #Also yeah obviously Marv Wolfman thinks Adrian being FED UP WITH THE LOOPHOLES Is Valid and I think thats stupid. #Adrian is still just 'what do you think of the death penalty' as a character that is why he exists but Marv Wolfman and #Paul Kupperberg do make him seem at least half right which I think is wrong. I dont think hes right at all. #Anyway. rotating him in my mind #Ok one last thing he is seriously smoking in almost every panel hes in in Titans #I know its probably to show how stressed out he is but its also very funny to me. #Blowing smoke in Robins face 'the system stinks kid !'

[dirt-mccracken]

The WORST thing drunk me does is say "hey can I get a cigarette?" And then I wake up the next morning trying to figure out why my mouth tastes like a Vegas ash try only to remember it's all the cigarettes and gin

#this morning I took a sip of my coffee and got SO angry with the flavor #also angry I was too drunk to brush my teeth apparently last night so fixing that after coffee #anyway!!! dont smoke kids

[homosapiennns]

🫡 salut to the ppl who dont smoke, tryna endure the secondhand smoke when they r out w their friends, and drink tea in the cigarette breaks to socialize w everyone else in the workplace. u are truly brave soldiers.

#i started to think about this too much bc like #i dont smoke and i dont want to be an outsider #i wanna talk w my coworkers and sharing cigarette is actually a rlly easy way to socialize #idk its just me overthinking #i never got into smoking its just i never did it? siendjnc #yea im not one of the cool kids.. #ALSO forgot to mention that learning the bad effects of cigarette in my education makes me absolutely PARANOID #the risk of cancer is too much for my anxious brain #obv ​smoking doesnt give u cancer automatically ANYWAYS i talk too much

[grandtheftpoptart]

I hate being right but it's always so validating

#my one friend was being super supportive of me wanting ti have a baby #and also me finding the loml #i started talking to them about someone ive known for a bit and stated that that person wouldnt mind making me a #mama/parent/?? (title pending) #in a literal sense #and they want an active relationship with me #and now its all 'well this modern dating lifestyle doesnt produce parents and you shoukd know what you want before you start looking #'well anyone would want to make you a parent' #that's not the point! #im simply stating some of the good things currently happening to me #i do not need a lecture. im so tired of it and i only really care about the opinion of 1 singular person #i have 2 to 3 years of school left anyway like im not a silly goose uggggggghh #i merely found someone who i like as a person and who likes me as a person and would be interested in having/raising a child with me #besties i know i speak about this often i just dont kniw anymore #ive been feeling so detatched from everything and its partially bc i quit smoking and i can feel everything again (other than just despair) #this isnt even a loml situation. maybe thats why my friend reacted that way. i know i wanted the loml but i feel like love is shown so many #different ways that its completely acceptable to raise a child with a friend you have a mutual respect for and with #like i dont need the romance with this person but i value the friendship and opportunity to connect in another way #what i meant by active relationship was they would be in my/my kids life but thats not like strictly a romantic thing #ugh now im feeling silly :/ #anyway uh i was right bc my gut told me they'd change their opinion once the idea became more practical and less theoretical #its one thing to talk abt having a baby but the actively planning of having one is apparently too much #too real whatever

[localgardenweed]

Happy 420 everyone, i hope you all have a epic awesome sauce swagtastic days

#localgardenweed #the weed is rambling #420 #420 day #tw weed #tw drugs #WEED DAY RAAAAA #Im not gonna smoke any cause i have no way of getting it legally but like #you guys are so lucky im not making a million jokes ahout me being set on fire cause #get it #my name is weed #and its weed day #weed and weed day #get it *laugh track* #also fun fact 6 years ago today i got sent to the psych ward #is it a major coincidence? yes. is it funny as fuck? also yes #i still have the id bracelet from it too so i can confirm it #so happy weed day and have a mental health day #idk if weed will fix it though but ya know numb some of the pain #dont rely on it though guys fluttering eyes #also FOR GODD SAKE DONT SHOW UP TO LIKE RESTAURANTS OR THEMPARKS OR FAST FOOD PLACES HIGH AS BALLS I STFU YALL STINK #i work at a Chuck E Cheese and im so glad i dont work today cause id have to be drowned in weed smell at kid check #THINK OF YOUR FELLOW MAN #anyway stay ventilated and safe guys stay swagtastic

[anarchyloser]

I love when my friend is picking up a vape for me and atp he mostly knows what I usually get so he'll just ask me "slushie flavors?"

#DOMT SMOKE KIDS SNOKING IS BAD VAPING IS BAD DONT DO IT #anyways not that thats out of the way. this is so funny to me #i usually vape blue razz or cherry which is why slushie #sometimes I'll try a soda one if i want something new which. is also a slushie flavor #every now and then want mint or something else which is why he asks but calling it slushie flavors is so silly

[lovelyx420]

how I see it love is a privilege I didn't have so all the darkness people express on their face, clothes, through the tattoos on their skin isn't relatable to me. I've seen sociopaths with mothers who love them. They've done horrible things and their mom still can love and never misses a moment to show it. My biological mom shows me her worst and has the means to hurt me physically. Has the means to take her trauma response out on me, whilst simultaneously triggering mine but my love and honor for her holds me back. My hands shaking with adrenaline, that she triggered, shell laugh at my conditioning in the moment and never apologize after.

My lesson is all pain is valid. Not all of us have a mother's love but there's so many that do. Makes me lonely, and ungratefulness has once made me resentful. But the lesson is all pain is valid and we must use it to learn.

#i had a dream last night where i was cleaning up a mansion after a banquet. it was a 13 y.os birthday party #my exs lil sisters bday party #her mom invited all her classmates #it was huge and i helped out w the clean up... these 13 year olds were smoking cigarettes and at first i walked padt then i was like tf #yall are 11 12 13 #so i asked them to take it out their mouths #some refused so i confiscated them and snatched out their mouth #asked them for more and they denied they had more 🙄 but i used to be 13 smoking cigarettes so i knew they had more #they reached in their pocket and i expected to receive a box of cigarettes #the kid i was talking to was the one handing them out #but he opened his wallet and a whole bunch of shorts and ashes was dumped out. i put them in my pocket and collected more from other kids #i was like “damn her mom just invited wveryone in the class #i know she dont hang out w these holligans she hates smoking and she knows better to be around hooligans“ #anyways all the kids left and i cleaned up w some other people that got hired #we smoked the kids cigarettes and drank the alcohol that the parents left out #manneeee i was washing dishes in the sink in my dream like wtf then i realized everyone else was putting it in the dishwasher #i went to go for another cig and found out where i left them on top of was this tuna sandwhich maker/press #they fell in and the next three tuna sandwhiches had ashes and tobacco and dirty cig butts in them 🤮 #the forth thna sandwich looked good asf i was hungry at that point #then a gunman came in trying to kill us #lol i just wanted to dump on concious rq bye

[princeandreis]

today is a 👹👹👹 kind of day

#so first of all the kids at work were awful #and me and the other teacher both felt like shit so we were grumpy which wasnt helping things #she ended up going home which is good #and then i got an email from school saying we have to move out of summer housing and into fall housing on a wednesday #which means i’ll have to request a whole day off work and since im doing it myself i STILL wont be settled #so i’ll be setting things up around my full-time job #and then someone set off the smoke alarm in the apartment next to me so there’s this constant high-pitched shriek sitting in my ears #and i have a doctor appointment tomorrow but i dont like her and dont feel listened to so i know she’ll dismiss what i need to bring up #namely that my ear is NOT okay and it hasn’t been since at least january #and i think i have another sinus infection but if she puts me on another antibiotic i’ll literally walk out of the exam room #im not doing that again sorry! #theres just a whole lot going on in my ear nose and throat area and im concerned about it #because i have a senior recital in october so i have to be in top singing condition #and im getting over laryngitis which is just. so much fun. anyways im evil today #👹👹👹 #talking in the tags #caro likes to complain

[freyito]

Can you do Smoke and Reptile, sfw, them burying their face in readers boobs, using them as a pillow and how they’d react to reader to reader doing it back to them? You could do somthing suggestive.

I'm curious also, besides Kenshi and Kuai Liang who else are you a fan of?

imma be honest anon, this is such a fire idea. when i was at this a7x concert me and my friend saw a guy with double ds. like. BODACIOUS bro. that was the first thing our eyes went to. he looked like jesus christ brother. he spoke like he had a message from the gods.

anyways. to answer your question. sentimentally i'm very attached to Kitana and Scorpion in general, i played Kitana when mk9 came out (i was 7, my dad let me play mk when i was SEVEN) and my dad played Scorpion and i always got my ass handed to me. but he worked a lot and playing mk9 was the only time we really got together when i was a kid. with mk1, we've been able to play a lot more together and it reminds me of those times, it's really fun. now i win about half the matches we play, but i just don't play Kitana anymore. i really do prefer Kenshi.

I am actually married to Johnny Cage and Kenshi, soooo Also, to be honest, the first characters to draw me into Mk1 were Smoke & Sub-Zero. Hadn't really been a big Sub-Zero fan beforehand, not of Bi-Han or Kuai Liang. So it was fun having that revelation. And Tomas is just super cute, I actually love that he's Czech. We're not the same, but hey, we're atleast both slavic. I dont know why, I just love finding Slavic characters cause more often then not I end up relating to them. Sorry for the monologue, anon. Here's your boob request :P

cw: gn reader cause everyone can have boobs brother, bonus character!, proofread

"ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡꜱ" || ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ & ꜱʏᴢᴏᴛʜ

-Tomas Vrbada

Tomas loves nothing more at the end of the day than getting to bury his face in your chest. As long as you two are in private, he'll wiggle his way into you somehow.

Half the time you two have together, he's face down in your chest, it is a regular occurrence and will stay a regular occurrence.

Does he do anything other than that? No. He's planking. He's in love, man, you can't blame him.

So, when you find him laying on the bed that one fateful night, defenseless, you give him the same treatment. You climb onto the bed, and slink your way into his arms.

He reaches out for you absent-mindedly, running his hands through your hair. Then you strike. You plank right into HIS boobs. He hasn't even registered yet. But you understand why he does it to you. Even if you can't breathe, it's somehow euphoric.

Tomas pauses, looks down at you. And his face flushes. You can feel his body temperature rise. He doesn't know how to react, he's been caught in just an inconvenient situaton.

He doesn't complain, though. He's just flustered. Real flustered. He holds you close after he can find his composure, still unsure but grateful of your touch.

-Syzoth

Syzoth almost always makes a dive for your chest when you two are cuddling. He'll be tangled up with you- quite literally, the man really enjoys being as close as possible- and still find a way to bury his head into your chest.

Doesn't matter how much you dodge out of it, he's going to wrap himself around you and find your chest somehow, someway.

But, he thinks he's free of this torment. He gets to lay his head in your chest, and run off freely. He does it when you two nap, when you cuddle, wherever, whenever.

You find him one night, after a long day and seize your chance. And your boyfriends boobies. Without a second chance you throw yourself at Syzoth, aiming directly for his chest.

You can see him realize in that moment what's happening. And you can see the exact look of 'awh fuck', almost as if in slow motion. And when you finally get to lay your head onto his sweet, sweet, pillows, he gives up right then and there.

Syzoth accepts the love, completely. He might act all pouty because you robbed him of his favorite thing to do, but secretly he loves it. You can almost hear him purr.

-Bonus Points! Bi-Han

Bi-Han doesn't really find himself buried in your chest too often. Mainly because he feels like he's controlled for that. He's thought about it, but refuses to do it.

But let's be honest, how can you not shove your face in his tits? They're massive, H cups AT LEAST. So you stalk your boyfriend, until you can find a private moment between you two.

He doesn't know your game, but he does know you've been following him. He's not annoyed, he's simply confused as to why you won't directly approach him.

So, when you ambush him, he's only slightly prepared. You go straight for his boobs. And you land directly in between them. Silence washes over you two.

Bi-Han doesn't understand. Part of him doesn't want to. So he simply wraps his arms gently around your waist and pulls you closer. He kind of thinks you're in need of comfort.

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[i-cant-sing]

I don’t see any Castlevania asks and that makes me sad as HELL

How would (Y/N) react to Lisa’s burning? How would Dracula’s war court react to her? And Hector and Isaac?

I'm gonna go down the platonic route and make reader Lisa and Dracula's daughter, biological or kidnapped/adopted.

Obviously, any normal human would not react well to anyone being burned at the stake- ALIVE. And maybe when the villagers caught Lisa, they caught you as well and thought you were a witch too. They burned your mother first and just when they had started to burn you, Dracula came and swooped you up and away, along with his now dead wife's remains and while you passed out due to inhaling all the smoke, sustaining some minor burn injuries and well- EXHAUSTION AND TRAUMA, your father returned to slay the entire village and later wreak havoc on all of humanity. Really, a justified reaction from a family man.

Anyways, he returns home with you in his arms and then nurses you back to health all while killing everyone outside. Now, he may still be soft to you but you are absolutely forbidden from leaving the castle. Like you cant even go outside even if Dracula accompanies you. No, he's lost his wife and if youre their bio kid who is more human than vampire unlike your older brother Alucard, then Dracula is way more protective of you. After all, he did see you almost die and really, you remind him far too much of his wife, of her humanity and her kind heart to help others that eventually got her killed.

Initially, right after Lisa's death, Dracula didn't even allow you to even leave your room, too paranoid about some unknown force killing you and him not being able to save you in time. Eventually though, with other vampires and monsters(under his control obv) in the castle, he let you out of your room, but still not out of the castle, and thats when you found out that he had thrown out Alucard and (sort of disowned him??) because your brother was not in favour of Dracula either killing the world or locking you up.

Now, like I said before, Dracula is still soft for you but with Lisa's death he's become a little... emotionally crippled. He has too much pain and hatred inside him, and he's doing his very best that you dont end up on the receiving end of these very negative and very dangerous emotions. However, he sometimes... loses control. When you keep on persisting about how all of this is wrong, about how he shouldnt kill ALL humans, how he shouldnt lock you up or break what remains of this family, he lets his anger out on you. Only a little. He'd yell at you, tell you that you're far too stupid an naive and stubborn to understand what he's doing or why, ask if you're going to side with those murderers that you so desperately want to save over your own family? Are you that blind? He'd drag you back to your room, lock you in there because he wont have you questioning him like he's the bad guy here.

But soon after that, he'd be found sitting in front of one of Lisa's portraits, probably one where she's cradling baby you and he'd start talking to her, trying to explain himself, how he did not mean to blow up at you but you just wouldn't listen to him. The one sided conversation would always end with Dracula feeling guilty and he returns to your room with a heavy heart that just sinks more when he sees you asleep, tear streaks now drying on your cheeks. Sitting on your bed, he'd pet your hair, mumble something about how he loves you and cant afford to risk losing you, smiling softly when you shuffle closer to him.

Since Dracula knows Hector is loyal and sincere to him, he will allow you to have him as your friend. After all, you would need some company in the castle and vampire dad on murder spree is not exactly someone who is ideal for friendship at the moment. So, he permits and even encourages Hector to socialise with you and comfort you. And Hector has a bleeding heart too, so you're in luck because he will happily listen to you express your emotions and provide you with free therapy (he makes dead, one missing limb/eye puppies alive for you🥺) He just wanna protect u too, and while he doesnt agree with you being locked up in the castle, its better than the alternative. Also, has and will fight Isaac 1000% if he talks shit about you because youre human.

As for the court, they know that you are now the only thing dear to Dracula, and while one wouldnt say that you have the vampire king wrapped around your finger, he comes pretty close to it. But its no use really because they cant exactly use you to make Dracula listen to them... or can they?

Considering that you're pretty against the whole "Vampire uprising-kill all humans" plan, they cant persuade you to enslave or kill humans. What they can do is gain Dracula's favour by being... kind to you? Okay take Carmilla for example (because she's the only one I can remember from the court. Her and the brash, red haired vamp?) Now she's smart, she's manipulative and she knows exactly how to use this opportunity. She starts to befriend you by first agreeing that she understands why you're against your father's actions but also tells you that you must understand his decisions from his side. "Your mother was a kind woman, a brilliant doctor and from what I've heard, your father loved her very much. And if you've ever been in love, then you would understand why he's doing all of this." And of course Dracula overhears this because come on, nothing happens in his castle without his knowledge. So yes, he shows slight favouritism towards Carmilla among the court and he may allow her to hang around you a bit (only after Carmilla convinced him that you needed a female friend in your life, and its always better to be in her company than any of those perverted men of his court) but even then, Dracula doesn't completely trust her around you and so he wont allow you two be in contact often.

Dracula would also be way more conscious of your feelings with time, because he will realise eventually that he was far too caught up in his own pain and plan for vengeance that he forgot to see how you were coping with the loss of your mother. If any of the vampires are heard saying something even remotely mean to you, if he even hears Isaac even breathing in disgust at the sight of you because you were part human, they will be swiftly dealt with (girl, he murders them all).

You're his baby, his sweet human kid, his little princess and he wont have anyone or anything taking you away from him. (LET HIM PULL YOU IN HIS LAP AND WRAP HIS CLOAK AROUND YOU AND DRIFT OFF IN HIS ARMS BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY WARMTH LEFT FOR HIS COLD DEAD HEART OMGGGG)

Ah i miss Castlevania asks too, platonic yandere castlevania asks especially. everyone send in ur asks.

(omg what about yandere brother Trevor Belmont?)

#yandere castlevania #yandere dracula #yandere alucard #yandere hector #castlevania x reader #yandere lisa tepes #dracula tepes #dracula x reader #dracula x reader x lisa