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lesbianbanana · 6 months

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DESCRIPTION Apollo demands the return of the cattle stolen by the infant Hermes. The god strides into the cave of Maia with arms raised. Hermes lies in a cradle, wrapped in swaddling cloth. Zeus stands beside Maia, present to adjudicate the dispute. The cattle are hidden in a thicket beside the cave entrance. "When Hermes saw Apollon in a rage about his cattle, he snuggled down in his fragrant swaddling-clothes." - Homeric Hymn to Hermes

stop this is so funny because Apollo comes in all angry and Hermes is immediately like well better pretend to sleep 😭👌

#apollo: where's my cows 😡#hermes: zzzzzzzz 😴#bro was like 'alright thats enough for today i think'#the way apollos gesturing at hermes like 'can u believe this shit??!'#and then maias like 'girl chill hes sleeping'#apollo #hermes #maia #zeus #greek mythology #greek myths #greek mythology art

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catindabag · 10 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (31)

Lucky: Welcome back, everyone! I’m your host, Lucky Flickerman! And for today’s show, I’ve invited our Mentors to say hello!

Mentors: Hello, everyone.😔

Lucky: Anything else you might like to add?

Festus: Will there be marmalade at the After Party?

Sejanus: Can I sit next to Coryo? He’s my boyfriend and fiancé.🥺

Coryo: Is this going to take long? I still have an essay to finish.

Domitia: Where’s Jubilee?

Lysistrata: Can I promote my products here?

Urban: What’s my name, Lucky?🙂🔪

Palmyra: Do you have health insurance?

Androcles: Is your wristwatch a limited edition?

Gaius: Wanna hear a funny story?

Livia: How’s the weather, weather boy?

Lucky: Wai- wait a minute! I’m the one who’ll be asking the questions! Not you!

Felix: To be fair, you asked first.

Lucky: *sighs* Kids these days.

Casca: *sitting with the audience* I knew we needed that rehearsal! I knew it! My dumb kids-

Prof.Sickle: Are doing this to gain more sponsors for the school. More sponsors, more money, Casca.🙄

Lucky: Going back! The first question is for our dear Felix Ravinstill!

Felix: Fine. Fire away, Lucky.

Lucky: Felix, is it possible to ask the President of Panem to extend our summer holidays-

Felix: Next question please.

Lucky: Right! So Mr. Snow, when will your wedding with Mr. Plinth take place? And am I invited?

Coryo: After graduation. Next quest-

Lucky: Can Jubilee-

Coryo: No! Your stupid bird’s not invited.

Sejanus: Sorry, Lucky. No weird talking birds allowed.

Lucky: But am I invited?

Livia: Next question, weather boy!

Lucky: So how’s the mentorship going?

Urban: Pretty great. My Tribute, Teslee is a smart cookie.

Io: Mine asked me to marry him.

Sejanus: Not good, not bad, but terrible! Marcus keeps ignoring me!!😭

Coryo: Lucy Gray can sing ✨Snow on The Beach✨. She’s now my new best friend.

Festus: Coral called me stupid. She ain’t wrong though.

Felix: The Tributes all hate me for being a Ravinstill!😭

Lucky: Well, that’s good to hear! So what inspires you? What is your personal “life motto” that keeps you going?😀

Festus: Easy! “Food is food!”

Palmyra: “If it’s edible, it’s credible.”😈

Felix: “Be the President, not a resident.”

Androcles: “I’m a klepto, not a psycho.”

Persephone: “One bite, one life.”

Apollo: “Be a good boy, not a kill joy.”

Diana: “Like Cupid, not stupid.”

Iphigenia: “Don’t be needy, just be baby.”

Arachne: “I’m the star, not subpar.”

Dennis: “It’s not a crime if you got a dime.”

Domitia: “Dogs are clever but cows are better.”

Urban: “Math is meth.”

Io: “Books! Not looks!”

Florus: “Stay indoors, don’t do chores.”

Gaius: “Smile until you die?”

Livia: “Hate the masses, pay my taxes.”

Juno: “You’re a bean, I’m a Queen!”

Pup: “You reap, I sleep.”

Clemensia: “Don’t be an idiot.”

Vipsania: “Grab them by the throat!”

Hilarius: “I’m not a joke, I’m not even broke.”

Lysistrata: “Don’t be a shill, just sell your pill.”

Sejanus: “Throw bread to the dead.”

Coryo: “Snow lands on top.”

Sejanus: Not in bed though-

Coryo: Shut it, Plinth!

Sejanus: I’m just telling the truth.

Coryo: One more word from you and I’ll cancel our engagement!

Sejanus: Oh, Coryo, my Snow Angel, don’t be shy to admit that you love it when I fu-

Livia: Ughhh! Shut up! We don’t wanna hear it!

Lysistrata: I wanna hear it!

Lucky: Yeah! Me too!

All of Panem: Honestly, same.

Casca: Nope! Not today! Show’s over! Everyone, get in the bus!

Lucky: But we’re still LIVE on TV?!

Festus: Yeah! Everyone’s still watching!

Casca: Do you think I care, Creed?! You already ruined my school’s reputation!!

Festus: Sir-

Casca: *screeches like a dinosaur*

Lucky:. . .

Mentors:. . .

All of Panem:. . .

Festus: So is the marmalade still available?

Casca: Get in the bus.

Felix: But the marmalade-

Casca: Get in the f*ckin’ bus, Creed.😡🔪

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