#askdylie

[dylanisdazed]

Heyyyyy doooods!!! MISS ME?!

Almost a week since I posted 🤪🫨😲😲🫨

Thanks to y'all who messaged me asking if I was okay or just that y'all missed your Daily Does of Dylie 🥰🥰

Feel free to ASK me questions or spit in my mouth 🤪

#dylanisdazed #dylie #askdylie #im back

[askdylie]

I’m really depressed. I need some tips on how to bring happiness back into my life.

Well, for one, don't be afraid to seek professional help. There seems to be a stigma around it, but if you are depressed, talk to a doctor or therapist. Medication can help and isn't something you should be ashamed about.

I've talked to a therapist before.

But also, try and do things that make you happy. Try to surround yourself with people that make you happy and if you don't have a lot of those people in your life, try something new and try to meet people!

Get fresh air!

And always remember that everyone has down times and it will get better!

💚💚

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[dylanisdazed]

Bush is best. Nice choice Dylie!

The journey starts today!

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[dylanisdazed]

Ooo can you tell us about the time you saw someone masturbate secretly? 😈😈

Okay okay, so one of the times 👀

I was like 13-14 and my stepdad always went to bed earlier than my mom, usually because he would fall asleep on the couch and snore INSANELY loud, so my mom would wake him up and make him go to bed 😂 and if he didn’t go to bed before my mom, they would go together.

One night it was like midnight and I opened my door to go downstairs and get a snack but the TV was still on. I had heard my mom go to bed earlier and just assumed they both went, so I thought that was weird. I also didn’t hear apocalyptic snoring so I knew he wasn’t asleep on the couch 😂.

I figured they had just forgotten and left the tv on. I went downstairs quietly, cuz I was always quiet late at night in the house. Our living room had two big archways going into it. One from the entry and one from the kitchen. The couches were facing the tv/kitchen arch. I peeked around the back arch and saw my stepdad sitting in the couch, underwear around his ankles with a blanket beside him at the ready to cover up just in case.

He had his ipad with porn on it propped up next to him.

When I first saw him, I froze. I couldn’t look away and whether it was attractive or not, the excitement of the moment gave me an instant boner. But yeah he was attractive too lol. Then I walked out, back to the stairs. I was so afraid of getting caught, but I really wanted to watch. I peeked back around and saw his thick hairy cock in his hand. I slipped my hand in my shorts but I didn’t even need to stroke, I came just seeing my stepdad touching himself.

He kept stroking and edging and watched a couple videos before blowing his load. He lifted up his shirt and shot all over his stomach and chest. He had a paper towel on the coffee table in preparation. He wiped himself up and I bolted upstairs. About ten minutes later I heard him turning everything off and going to bed.

🥵🥵

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[dylanisdazed]

Who’s your favorite mutual?

Why would I ever answer that?! lol

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[dylanisdazed]

So Dylie how’s the twink that Adam works with, he still flirting with him

yeppers. im just choosing to be the bigger person cuz i know im enough for adam and even though im just 23 i have a lot of wisdom and he is inexperienced

#dylanisdazed #dylie #askdylie #anon #adam

[dylanisdazed]

If it's okay I'd like to share something with ya here on anon, just so I have the courage to say it ya know? I'm sure I sound stupid, but I want you to know just how much better you make my life, and I really wish I was in your sphere of influence.

I just think you're so so awesome. I've thought so ever since I stumbled onto your blog ages ago. You have a radiant personality, almost magnetic. Or maybe like gravity? At least for me. Er, wait. Personality isn't the right word. You have a radiant soul.

I wish I was your friend. You are so full of great energy. You are kind and accepting of everyone. You are so caring and thoughtful and protective. You love your family and friends so much that it makes my heart sing. You are sweet and gentle, but also a kinda fuckin weird and freaky and macabre in the best way. You're charming and project confidence, while also being sensitive and emotionally intelligent. Also you're sexy as fuck. You're just a unique man dyl 😋

You feel real. Authentic. The way you choose to portray yourself and the parts of your life you share with us feel genuine. You also don't just share the good happy stories and thoughts, we still hear from ya sometimes when you're feeling down, you don't shut down. Reading your posts feels like I'm getting a text from a friend or my brother.

Anyway sorry for the huge post!!!! I thought you should know the positivity you put in the world 😊

💚😭☺️

Wow! Thank you so much! What a lovely message to read. 💚 How could you ever sound stupid when praising me?? 😂 everything you said is completely accurate…IM THE BEST! 😂👀😬💚😂🤣😂

But in all seriousness, thank you! That really meant a lot!

💚

#dylanisdazed #dylie #askdylie #anon #love u

[dylanisdazed]

How old is Jared? I guess you trust him well enough to watch the kiddos

We do! He’s 33 and has such a juicy ass 😫🤩😂

#dylanisdazed #dylie #askdylie #anon #Jared

[dylanisdazed]

im kind of new here, who are Adam, Bubba, Grey?

Oh god, you're new? I'm so sorry

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[dylanisdazed]

Dylie, on a scale of 1-10 how submissive would you say you are in the relationship with Adam? And how dominant is Adam in general? Thank for answering!

Wellllll, I’ve never really been a submissive person but for some reason, I am with Adam. I’d say like a 7.5

I think because of Adam’s job, being older, how he was raised and having children, he’s just more used to being in charge and more dominant in a relationship. Probably an 8

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[dylanisdazed]

What keeps you motivated to stay in shape, and what sort of workout/exercise do you do? I know everyone is different, I'm just curious.

Well it’s getting more difficult, I’ll tell ya that 😂

I’m more motivated by looking “good” rn but I can tell a difference in mood and energy as well if I don’t stay in shape

I do some light weightlifting and right now I pretty much rely on Milo and Noah for my cardio 😂 kids keep u busy!

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[dylanisdazed]

What would you describe your body type as? Not dad bod bc that is Adam. Twink? Twunk? Jock? Etc

Former jock...current twunk with an edge

🤪

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[dylanisdazed]

Whose cum tastes best; Adam, Bubba, Grey or yourself? Whose is the worst?

Damn no filter huh?! 🤠🤪

I’ve only tasted mine a little bit so I’ll say I’m worst

Hard to choose a best 🤔

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[dylanisdazed]

When you got your dick sucked for the first time was it by a woman or a man?

Wow, small-minded.

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[dylanisdazed]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers 💜💜

1 - Milo and Noah and Parker 💚💚💚

2 - Bubba and Adam 💚💚

3 - Making music 🎸🎶

4 - A stiff drink 🍸

5 - A stiff cock 🍆

LOL

10 people?! I don't even know 10 people 🤭

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[dylanisdazed]

When do we get that dylie onlyfans?

Maybe sooner than you think

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