#belphie has a micropeni- *gets shot in the head*

[teeth-farie]

while we're on the subject of small dicks, I feel like lucifer would have a slightly longer cock than satan but less girthy (although I do believe in afab lucifer supremacy thanks to your squirting fic------omg what if afab luci has a longer clit than the average person???????)

poor mammon would probably have a nice average dick but maybe be ashamed that ~the great mammon~ isn't particularly big. please cuddle him and tell him you love his cock <3

honestly of the brothers, probably beel is the only one that id picture being big. but mostly because he's just a big guy so it's proportional. asmo I think definitely manipulates the appearance of his genitals based on his partners desires so I don't really count him tbh. (or levi since I wholeheartedly agree with the hc that he has two cocks)

I diagnose belphie with a tiny dick. like needs to special order condoms because normal ones fall off tiny.

(Skinny dick Lucifer.) Lucifer would be pretty skinny, in proportion to the fact that he’s skinny and lanky. Afab Lucifer supremacy!! His clit is very prominent and long, sticks out past his labia. (Very nice to suck on, makes him weak in the knees and a whiny mess)

(Also a scenario I can’t get out of my head: mc- damn your t-dick is getting longer. Lucifer- my what)

Poor mammon 😭 he’s very average, and he’s upset about that. I mean it’s not like he’s putting it anywhere so it doesn’t matter but you have to reassure him or he’ll get upset. (Though he can’t deny that he likes the way you’re able to smother his cock with your hands/mouth)

Beel is the only one with big dick privileges but all the characters here are bottoms so it’s practically useless. He doesn’t even know how to use it in the first place, he just ruts against you and hopes for the best. He mostly gets frustrated that his dick gets in the way so he kinda cups it against his tummy for the most part while you’re spreading him open on your fingers. (One time you smacked his dick and called it a big dumb puppy cock and he hasn’t gotten that out of his head ever since.)

I think asmos default is pretty small, nice and cute. It suits him very well. He’s changed it of course for last partners but when he’s aue natural he’s got a little cock. (Or when he has a pussy he’s got a small clit, mostly hidden away- you gotta work for it)

Double dick Levi lives on in my head. They’re small but there’s two- which he doesn’t like. He thinks it’s gross and weird. Both of them are pretty small too and more reptilian and come from a slit like vent (coochie AND cock 👀) you can either fuel his humiliation/degradation kink and make fun of them or praise him about them and make him feel all mushy inside

Belphies little dick should be canon at this point. He doesn’t use condoms unless you make him wear one for clean up (he can cum A Lot). If you don’t put one on him he’s just gonna get his jizz all over the bed and himself and refuse to clean it up (he makes you clean it up, the little brat) special order condoms tho aldjdjdkdkkd the normal kind just falls off him (he could care less tho about his size- he’s the one getting railed so he doesn’t give a shit)

#spicy #mail #thirsts #lucifer #mammon #beelzebub #leviathan #asmodeus #belphegor #belphie has a micropeni- *gets shot in the head* #trans obey me