#bert tho

[ur-mentallyill-wench]

Just watched 21st century romanticism again oh my god I love Troy so fucking much he’s my favorite little gay

#my mom says “they’re so Bert and Ernie #might be the gayest episode #with Troy and abed #and Annie trying to kiss Britta #and Britta and the non lesbian lesbian whatever her name is #it’s great tho #troy barnes #abed nadir #Trobed #annie edison #the others

[ram--doobay]

every time i replay arcanum:

#i'm sure rob bert and mary's routes are amazing #not damon's tho (f*ck you damon) #but it's physically impossible for me to choose anyone other than my sweet liam #he's probably my favorite character in the whole app #romance club #rc arcanum #rc liam

[microwavepopcorn]

#reject modernity #embrace tradition #this makes it look like I don't love Emmy's bo #but you guys know that I'm obsessed with him lmao #I love all eras of bo #🥹🥰😌 #I will say tho... #I'm partial to egghead bo bc that's when I discovered him 🥹 #bo burnham #bert gifs #bo burnham inside #bo burnham make happy #bo burnham what #egghead #robert pickering burnham #inside bo burnham #happy monday

[stealth-deacon]

Bert calling Domi Beauty...

#same tho #boyfriend line #tyler bertuzzi #max domi #toronto maple leafs #maple leafs #leafs #bert #domi #toothless boys

[croc-pop]

So I saw you mention Skull Man in your Octo!Chaotique post and how he's still the head of a terrorist group, it got me curious: do Sgt. Night and Dr. Wily basically have the same motivations as their canon counterparts in the Splatoon AU? Like, is Sgt. Night an inkling who wants to sanitize/exterminate all of the octolings while Dr. Wily is an inkling who believes octolings to be superior?

Yep, their motivation is still same since they can still work in splatoon setting, so why make drastic changes?

Also, since srg. Night is mentioned, i think that it's appropriate to leave this little scrabble here

#why my head hurty rn #art #mega man fully charged #mmfc #mmfc au #srg. night #also love how you just guessed correct that dr. wily is a squid #tho i made bert one so it wasn't so hard to guess wasn't it?

[frnkandthechemicalromances]

bert and gerard are in the same place after YEARS and bert decides to wear this shirt

#gerbert #gerard way #bert mccracken #they really ain't escaping the gay allegations #he's iconic for wearing that tho #he's almost as bad as frank #almost

[teufelme]

You ever just want to talk about Bertl,

#i . ooc . #The tags got so long just warning U now! #OK I know his appearance wasn't the longest but like. I'll never stop talking about him because he doesn't get enough credit? rip. #I know it's not really relevant any more because post-timeskip everyone is a lot better but. Referring to everyone's skill as of pre. #Reiner said Bertolt was the strongest of all of the shifters but he held himself back. He came 3rd without giving his all. Or really trying #I hc he held himself back to try not to let too much of his strength show bc people forget he had military training b4 joining the 104th. #And ofc. Also to not bring too much attention to himself bc of who he really is??? #The way he mastered his Titan straight away and also has such a good handle on it. #Out of the 3 shifters he was the one that stayed true to the mission. Despite his reluctance he's got the strength and commitment. #People are so quick to say he relies on Reiner too much. And while he does at times. Reiner relies on him just as much if not more. Even if #Reiner doesn't realise it. Bertolt keeps him on track and has no one supporting him at all. #In COTT arc... U see him dodge Mikasa who is an Ackerman and seen as one of the strongest characters in the series... #And the same in RTS. Everyone gets too distracted by Mikasa to actually pay attention to how he dodges her 4 times?? Even tho she attacks #from behind? And the way he lands a hit on her. I just *screams*. I love how many times she tries to kill him. lol #How effective he is when he abandons his guilt and this is sort of irrelevant but. It's so special to me because as someone who is #a quiet person irl round people I don't know well. Who has it brought up a lot. I just adore when a character that remains in the #background just comes out and says enough is so hhhhh I know his reasons aren't good BUT RTS BERT... AH. #Also gotta talk about his marksmanship skills in a thread at some point?? Maybe Mp bert I J UST.. #Anyway I might do a cheeky revamp of graphics n icons and that. Dunno yet. Need to actually write that'd be good lol. #This account is a lovebot didn't U know.

[trainqueen379]

Why did I even do this- help-

I have so many regrets- /hj

More saturated version (mild eyestrain!!)

So I just got this idea out of nowhere and- yeah-

Enjoy my humanized Bert as a scene kid

#ttte humanized #ttte bert #actually kinda proud of this tho- #my art

[annapostsstuff]

You can’t tell me season two wasn’t like this…

#romance club #romance club game #arcanum #rc arcanum #arcanum season 2 #rob steltz #rc rob #rc bert #rc selena #they’re in love and that’s it #can I have both please?🥹 #I have two hands for a reason rc #just saying👀 #robbert is real❤️😌 #at least to me tho #i ship them

[fuckgrips]

i'd fuck a muppet

#you can't tell me miss piggy wouldn't be amazing in bed #she'd claim to be a pillow princess but get so excited to finally raw you she [redacted] #you would think this means kermie gets to be the pillow princess instead but mans is too busy fighting for his life (he loves it dw) #i think kerm himself would be a rather gentle and thorough lover tho without piggy throwing him around #gonzo? freak shit you just KNOW its freak shit #rizzo is tiny but he knows how to lay pipe #swedish chef dick is probably the craziest meat in the game #i wonder what kind of sausage he'd shove down my throat... #fuck it man i think bert and ernie could even be a good time if intoxication is an option #anyway

[thatswhatsushesaid]

In a Muppets version of The Untamed (in the style of Muppet Treasure Island or Muppet Christmas Carol), who would be the one human actor of the cast?

Related, which iconic Muppet is which character? 🐸

inspired by that one piece of iconic muppets mdzs fanart of the wangxian confession scene, i am forced to concede that jgy is the most likely candidate to remain human amongst all the rest. i just went hunting for the fanart and could not find it, maybe one of my followers can do us a solid and find it for us.

as for which character is which muppet, god, i can't even begin to decide. this feels like another poll tournament in the making tho, ngl.

#asks answered #if i hadn't just declared jgy the lone human cast member i'd say he and lxc exude bert and ernie energy #also bear with me--lwj as miss piggy. but if all of the miss piggy energy was kept on the inside #she remains extremely ride or die for kermit tho which feels very lwj for me #wen ning as the swedish chef? 🧐 #hmm hmm hmm

[lifeless--cold]

well i was messing around with the wayback machine and i think i found a the used interview from like 2014-2015 so i thought i'd upload it for anyone interested. (or at least the first 10 minutes of it cause that's all tumblr will let me upload, but i also put up the whole video as unlisted on youtube. here's also a link to the original post i found it from)

#the used #bert mccracken #i have no idea what else to tag this as cause i don't even listen to the used lmao #i hope this will be interesting to others tho

[microwavepopcorn]

#have a great Tuesday ! #I don't know what's going on here #I just started putting random stuff on it and here we are!! #I like how it turned out tho #I can't be mad at anything with sonic the hedgehog on it #shrug #bo burnham #bert gifs #bo burnham inside #bo burnham make happy #bo burnham what #egghead #robert pickering burnham #inside bo burnham #happy tuesday #I love you bertgif nation

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

everyday i get closer and closer to writing wholesome fluffy gerbert rpf entirely out of spite for the bert villianizers who turned me away from listening to the used for years

#every day i feel the need to apologize to bert mccracken for just. blindly taking fanfic depections of hom as fact #in my defense i was in middle school and i had never heard of the used to i didnt realize he was a real person for a WHILE #and then once i figured out he was real i literally knew nothing abt him aside from what was in fics and they all treated him the same way #so i just assumed there was some fact behind it ig?? 😭 #and then as i got older it just sort of clicked that Oh Yeah all of this shit us Made Up and maybe i should Fact Check This #and now the used is one of my favorite bands and i love bert so much and i am still so fucking angry that everyone fucking treated him like #shit for absolutely no reason they just. needed a villan? #actually no ik the reason is bc he fucking struggled with addiction and people love to villianize addicts #especially bc hes seen as more masculine than gerard so even tho gerard struggled with addiction too HES not the villian bc hes too SWEET #and PURE and SOFT #but bert's seen as more masc and tough and loud so OBVIOUSLY that makes him a violent and abusive addict bc ppl love to equate masculinity #with 'strength' and violence and i could absolutely write a whole fucking paper on this topic if i had time to organize my thoughts #and idk if im even articulating this well rn but yeah. it makes me so fucking angry and disappointed and maybe its a stupid solution but i #know there are still SO many fics out where that do this shit and ik its still fucking with ppls perceptions of bert bc ive seen it!!! #ive seen ppl talk shit abt him and they dont even know *why* theyre talking shit #they just think hes an asshole bc of bullshit theyve heard/read and im sick of it!!!! im gonna write a novel where hes the hero just to #spite you fucks!!!! fuck!

[somethingintheforest]

I'm listening to the Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and The Abergavenny Murder is such a cute episode ;_; it's so domestic, takes place completely in 221b and features Holmes and Watson being adorable and teasing and praising each other. Peak story 11/10 will listen again.

#mine #i miss michael williams as watson tho ;_; #o wait he died thats why hes not in it #makes sense #radio holmes #bert coules sherlock holmes #the further adventures of sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes #further adventures

[joyridingmp3]

sorry to say it but if i were in a band and my drummer and fucking. manager left me for my guy friend who was not really a boyfriend but also not not a boyfriends band & i watched them all skyrocket into fame togethet I would've been bitter too. if i were bert i would have done all that and more

#this is lighthearted DON'T fucking attack me for gerbert in 2023 #regardless they were close tho and like. #god. that's so fucked up #not that anyone's even to blame because realistically no one did anything wrong #it wasn't mcrs fault #it wasn't bobs fault. or anyone's either like #you see an opportunity of course you jump at it #but also like can you imagine how the rest of the used must've felt #you can't really blame bert either like #fuck. #mine #the used #mcr