#better humidity in there

[cthulhusstepmom]

Price is the first one to suspect something is up. Largely because he has trouble believing that the same man who buys all the god awful frozen dinners has a secret vegetable habit, he barely eats them when they're served for dinner but he almost always has a bag of kale or spring mix in the communal fridge.

When he confronts Soap about it what he didn't expect was a goddamn nervous breakdown, babbling about "ye wernae sposed to find oot, I promise ye they're all wee angels". When he puts his foot down, expecting the worst as he makes the poor sergeant unlock his door with shaky hands, he's pleasantly surprised at the state of Soap's room.

As a rule, he'd put his foot down on room inspections for the 141, mainly for Ghost. The poor boy doesn't need people going through his things he's traumatized enough. Looking Shepherd in the eye and saying "you haven't got a problem ignoring the things we do in the field when it suits."

He'd expected the small room to look like... Well like an explosion had gone off. Instead it's pristine, not an article of clothing out of place, on the window there's even what looks like a slightly pathetic attempt at a garden. What draws his eye is the massive box that runs adjacent to the bed. Scratch that it's a stack of boxes, a large one on the bottom running about eight feet, maybe three feet deep and a couple of feet high, on top of it are a couple of four foot by two foot by two foot boxes. They take up nearly the entirety of the room, making it a tight walkway between the boxes and the bed and there's just enough space by the wall to shimmy around the back to get to the small bathroom.

On top of the two boxes are heat lights and a long strip light. Soap is shaking and wringing his hands as Price rounds the front and stops in his fucking tracks. He'd expected a herd of rabbits to be perfectly frank, hadn't really pegged his sergeant as a reptile person but he supposes it makes sense with just how excited he gets wading in crocodile infested waters.

"Sergeant?"

Soap squeaks out a shaky "Yes sir?"

"Is that a labyrinth mutation?"

Soap doesn't speak for a moment, doing a great impression of his goldfish counterpart. Slowly a blinding smile breaks on his face.

"Yessir"

#Price's uncle used to breed retics #so he knows a few things #hes a little pissed before soap explains that they're all rescues and then he's so proud if his scottish son #Hugo the falsie lives in a bioactive palaudarium in the bathroom #better humidity in there #next time on brain rot: gaz finds out #cod mw2 #fish person gaz #john soap mactavish #john price #reptile person soap #brainrot #Soap has a dubia roach colony in his closet for the lizards and hes been trying his hand at gardening but its hard #pray for him

[h0rnyghost]

#it’s so fuckin humid the shower steam stays on the mirrors for so long #also it’s been awhile hi #gay #gay hot #i deem this non-sexual so staff better not be bitches about this

[ikosburneraccount]

the scenes where cinder is sweating in her shop always have me dead af cause you’re telling me they’re like in 3000 CE and haven’t invented better air conditioning??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CMON

#the lunar chronicles #linh cinder #meta text #sitting here swimming in summer humidity #i hope theyve invented better ac 😭😭😭 #mine

[hydenine]

My new leopard gecko Laura Dern is hoooome now

#don't judge my enclosure's humidity level I'm dealing with it ahdhdjjd #leopard gecko #hydenine rambles #I need to get more rocks for the enclosure and a better feeding dish #I think I've gotten the temperature at a comfy level for her though #and it's probably a lot more chill than being carted around in a glass carrier all over SoCal yesterday lol

[ainawgsd]

So that poll shows clearly that tumblrinas are not drinking enough water. We should play a drinking game for dehydrated bitches. Same rules as regular drinking games but instead of alcohol you take a drink of water

#text post #hydrate or diedrate #brought to you by me #who is up an hour early on my day off because my house is so fucking dry i can't sleep #150ml later i feel much better #but now im awake #ive also been boiling water for 2 hours in a desperate attempt to raise the humidity #but its only gone up 1%

[isa-ah]

funny circumstance: as my hair gets longer ive learned to take better care of it. this means that my curls are getting fuller and lasting longer. which has had the adverse affect of making my hair shorter as it grows. it went from beneath my shoulderblades to primarily gathered around my neck. insane.

#very funny i think #i used to wear it pulled back every single day bc it got in my way but now that its doing better im just like #bobby pinning back the shit that falls in my face 24/7 and trying to live that hair down lifestyle #it will not last whne we move its too hot and humid but LOL #for now!!! i can dream!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Whew childe, I feel you on the heat thing, we here in the south are going through it!! (We like to joke that if the heat don't get ya it's the humidity that will)

Loooord it's hard for me cuz my jobs building is super old and the ac dies constantly so it's humid INSIDE

wincing even harder, that sounds Absolutely Terrible! good luck dude, jeebus

#no yeah every day im thankful that i live in Dry intense heat #id rather be in an oven than a steamer yk yk #ive been to the south Once and the humidity itself was enough to make me go 'yeah im good. bye' #i hope you manage to stay cool-ish in these trying times #and that the humidity isn't completely unbearable. wishful thinking ik but yk #rambles from the bog #i mean. at least with dry heat eventually it stops feeling Hot #like stepping out into 120 Baked Like An Oven Air is just like 'oh. ok. everything is way too bright but i can deal' #its a lot better than late 90s early 100s imo #but add humidity to any degree... just shoot me lmfao #air shouldn't be Thick #but yeah good luck Good Luck #stay alive over there <3

[fanotastic]

WET BEAST

#this is her quarantine tank and it doesnt hold humidity too well #so she's been soaking to make up for it #shes gonna bump into a better enclosure once she passes the quarantine vibe check #red tail boa #snakes #my reptiles #crux

[lemonsweet]

Mush room king...

#i got them a new tank... #this one should hold humidity better

[floweryotter]

New poll cuz I'm curious to know about this specific habit

If you answer, please add in the tags where you're from or which weather you live in and your type and length of hair, thanks :)

Also reblog, you know, for a bigger sample

#i'm suffering cuz i haven't washed my hair for 2 days cuz reasons #i live in a humid place and my hair is wavy and long so TT___TT #also have dandruff so that makes it worse... #anyway i hope this time i did better with my design of both the question and the options

[zhuhongs]

saw a tiktok of a girl styling her bob to do what ny hair does naturally and everyday I'm glad i have wavy hair. younger me why did u want straight hair so bad when you have all the volume naturally

#it sucked when i was in taiwan bc humidity and frizz but honestly i just needed a way stick and better products bc i made it work in pr #wax*

[crimeronan]

trying to look up hair care tips because my hair (which i'm PRETTY sure is 2b) can't decide whether it wants to be a dry twig nest or an oily mass of grease-coated wetness at any given time. the problem is that most articles are very fashion-oriented for women with mainstream styles so they're like "congrats on your perfect feminine gorgeous beachy waves :) you are so pretty and perfect :) here are all the products to buy if you want to keep being a model-beautiful woman who turns men's heads" and after 5 minutes spent scrolling thru these webpages i'm like ok. i'm gonna go shave my head now.

#i even LIKE my hair it's short and curly and bouncy and makes loose fluffy ringlets when it gets long enough #i usually just cut it because it gives me autism sensories these days. on my neck/forehead/in general #but oh my god. #maybe i'll fare better if i google '2b hair care for men' instead. #in the meantime if anyone else has 2b hair tips or general hair care experience hmu my inbox is open. i am struggling. #usually curl conditioner followed by curl shampoo works pretty well but the summer heat/humidity is FUCKING WITH IT

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

doing a lot of research on ferns i don't want PHOTOSYNTHESIZER 3000 to die but i don't know if i have a good place for her :(

#i don't have a place to hang her outside but i found a place inside but it's too near a vent but i also think she should get #better sun than from this window (which gets almost no direct sunlight) but i also think(?) she's a boston fern so she should be fine #indoors but they say bathrooms are best bc of the humidity but the bathroom window is very small i don't think she'd get enough sun #in there. hmmmm. i dunno it shouldn't be too much of an issue to move her if she starts to look bad but i really want to keep her alive #but there are no real places to put her that aren't near a vent though bc the vents are all near the windows :( #idk i've been reading up on ferns for a couple hours but i don't know how if i can generate the right conditions for her :( #i will try my best though

[daemondaes]

i don't think i've done a face reveal on this blog yet but i 4got to take a pic of my makeup b4 i saw barbie so this is what was left of it after walking around all day 💗

#french robodog — che9:ooc. #it survived a lot better than my hair 😔 my mortal enemy: humidity

[errantryraptor]

once i realized i could listen to metal while doing yoga instead of like bird noises and ambient music (no hate i love that stuff but it's too understimulating) i think my life has changed for the better

#doing my gay little stretches for my gay little chronic pain #i love when u stretch just right and it feels like u gain an inch of height from ur spine decompressing #still wish it wasnt fuckoff hot and humid so i could also walk but i am proud of myself for doing things to help my body feel better #squawks

[the-kipsabian]

in three weeks this time i'll be on a plane again

#never thought it possible again tbh #i was so ready to give up on this and just life in general #i mean.. im not saying im still mentally 100% okay far from it honestly but we got over the worst part for now #im not gonna say dreams come true or anything like that but knowing it does get better #setting yourself save points to get to helps. yeah it hurts on the way there but its worth it #or something. idk i just woke up and im already kinda emotional about this #anyways. london does approach. tk do the right thing #im gonna get coffee and hope this humidity doesnt blow up my head today god its so gross #night is an absolute mess on main