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bilberson · 10 months
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You think Van Gogh from clone high needs a booster seat whenever they ride in the vehicle, bitch is like 3ft tall I think he qualifies.
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bilberson · 6 months
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Who the fuck starts cutting down trees at 1am
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bilberson · 3 months
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He says hello
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bilberson · 1 year
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You know that couple goal of burying your partner in the sand?
Wormwood and WX.
* Wormwood was the one who wanted it done and asked WX as soon as the idea popped in his head. So he gets buried, up to his head within the soil.
* It’s like being a little plant but in the ground not yet sprouted. Wormwood is very amused with the results and WX sits there, watching.
* WX also stands back up and begins walking away
* cue wormwood trying I ask them to come back, comically shouting as best a plant man can. WX has left wormwood in the ground. Thank god it was autumn at least it was a comfortable temperature
* WX comes back with a watering can and proceeds to drizzle the contents on the napping wormwood, who went asleep at some point in the wait.
Everyone is happy and WX definitely also didn’t take a nap while waiting for Winona to fetch them a watering can
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bilberson · 1 year
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I stand by my point, smoking Wortox would probably give you the kinda trip where you come back different.
Idk he has red fur maybe you could harvest that and it could do smth fun, smoking a bit of wormwood would probably do smth too idk what tho, enlightenment maybe
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bilberson · 8 months
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Hey you, you there, right there, go practice drawing backgrounds anatomy can wait a minute.
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bilberson · 1 year
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The iron gaint was my robot fucker sexual awakening I’m not afraid to say it
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bilberson · 1 year
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Wortox type drip.
Turning this into hc stuff, willow gave him this on a birthday they decided was today. Since Wortox isn’t fully from this world, came through a portal within the ruins when young and just been living since. Since Wortox has basically been on his own for years he just, forgot it. So, they decided it was today, and willow made this just for the occasion. Red gem, bit of gold and lots of burns, resulted in something pretty.
So he got a cool little pomegranate, willows birthday was still in a few days. So he did the same after much search for the perfect gift to give someone who basically could have anything if they so wished. He thought for a while maybe a way to repair Bernie a little would be nice but after he saw that thing in action he feared going near that thing.
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Boom. Pepper earring. I have a separate hc over earrings and Wortox, but for now let’s just say he wanted to repay Willow for the stuff she did for him a while back. Though Wortox did struggle, he managed a Rudimentary little pepper earring which kinda looked like tomato, but it was the best he could manage with claws. Gift was given, Winona had to be the one to repierce her right ear again cause obviously Wortox couldn’t, and it’s all happiness. Out of curiosity, he did the best to his abilities to work a soul into the jewelry. Did it do anything? Who knows, all it really did to Wortox at least was make it more appealing to eat. Which he obviously couldn’t do so pomegranate it is then.
Besties till eventual death, Wortox will find a way to beat that.
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bilberson · 1 year
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Just a reminder I like homestuck you guys safe here
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bilberson · 1 year
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Guys follow me I’m making basically only dst stuff with occasional diversions of my own thoughts
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bilberson · 30 days
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Lori and her pill bug bf met at party outside son the garden shed. She stole his quote place lmao. Shared a pack of cigarettes and communicated via sorting within the notes app.
God designing him is hard.
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bilberson · 5 months
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Overstimulated and irritable and it’s only 1pm god damn you
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bilberson · 6 months
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Every day I wake up feeling 30 then realizing I’m just a burnt out minor. Like, I walk by others my age and see something I don’t have like? I feel old, I don’t act old most of the time, rather silly. I look old yet at the same time my baby face is just that. Idk what it is just tired. Maybe.
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bilberson · 6 months
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Can’t wait for the X-ray mf life sad when your looking forward to medical attention
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bilberson · 6 months
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I have decided to be civil. I will. Cook. Corned beef.
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bilberson · 6 months
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Fuckinh, down bad for better you guys and keep Simon I need crazy emotionally unsteady lad. Betty in adventure time was an awakening. I can take it, she can also make me worst. We can be the doomed yuri together.
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