About Bling Empire Season 2 [SPOILERS]
Anna is still my favourite but her and Christine's petty squabble is boring. I actually wanted them to confront Kane at the end of the season but there was 3 mins left and a cliffhanger?!
Since Season 1, I had a feeling I was right about Jessy/Jesse/Jessey having another family. The man has four kids and doesn't want to get married again cause he cheated looooool And even if it's Cherie and Jessy/Jesse/Jessey's business, do you lot remember you're on TV and that was going to get out one way or another?
Kane is so wrong in this season for a lot of things. Ruined Kevin's attempts with Kim just to make drama, making Cherie's business be about him because he felt betrayed and lying to Christine's face saying Kim made him go to Anna's when that's not true
Kelly is redeemed this season only cause Andrew the power ranger wasn't there, but for that cliffhanger why is he coming to Anna's house for??
Jaime is adorable but boring. They did her dirty with the editing of her date because I bet she didn't talk that much and also why was she and Dorothy okay with Jaime (23 year old) going on a date with a 35 year old guy?? 🤢
Also is Jaime the cause of Christine and Anna butting heads over Anna going to "end Christine?" Or did I miss something
Love Dorothy Wang and Mimi but there's no story for them, they're just rich. The 22 year gap between Mimi and her husband is wild too
Kim having dated Keith Ape, a cultural appropriator and rapper tells me everything I need to know. And fell in love with him?! The bar is in hell 🙃
I have no words for Kevin, he thinks he wants Kim but I don't believe it. He looks at her like I look at Coco Ichibanya - aka delicious food
That cliffhanger was rude, there's a LOT that they need to wrap up - Cherie and her husband, Kane Vs Christine and Anna and Andrew walking into Anna's house. I need season 3 by the end of 2022😭
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Friday, January 20, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?:
SHAPE ISLAND (Apple TV +)
TRUTH BE TOLD (Apple TV +)
THE ASSISTANT (TUBI)
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER (HBO Canada) 10:00pm
DARCY & STACY STRIKE BACK (TLC Canada) 11:00pm
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?
CRISS ANGEL'S MAGIC WITH THE STARS (CW Feed)
PENN & TELLER: FOOL US (CW Feed)
KINDRED SPIRITS (TBD - DTour)
THE REAL FRIENDS OF WEHO (TBD - MTV Canada)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA
DETECTIVE KNIGHT: INDEPENDENCE
THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINE (Season 2)
MARQUERITE VOLANT (Season 1)
CBC GEM
HAMMER
CRAVE TV
THE AFTERMATH
AMBULANCE
THE BACK-UP PLAN
BEGINNERS
THE BREAK-UP
DINE YOUR SIGN: SUMMER
FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS
INDIAN HORSE
THE IRON LADY
IT’S COMPLICATED
JUST FOR LAUGHS 2022: THE GALA SPECIALS PATTON OSWALT
THE KING’S DAUGHTER
LIE WITH ME
MIDNIGHT RUN
MIRROR MIRROR
MONSIEUR LAHAR
OLDBOY (2003)
RIDICULOUSNESS (Season 27)
SIESTA KEY: MIAMI MOVES (Season 5)
DISNEY + STAR
THE HEIR: THE FREESTYLE DYNASTY/EL HEREDERO: LA DINASTIA DEL FREESTYLE (Season 1 premiere)
NETFLIX CANADA
BAKE SQUAD (Season 2)
BLING EMPIRE: NEW YORK
FAUDA (Season 4)
MISSION MAJNU
REPRESENT
SAHMARAN
SHANTY TOWN
AUSTRALIAN OPEN TENNIS
(TSN) 7:00pm: Early Round Coverage Day #6
(TSN4) 9:00pm: Early Round Coverage Day #6
NHL HOCKEY
(TSN5) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Penguins
(SNPacific) 10:00pm: Avalanche vs. Canucks
CHL HOCKEY (TSN3) 7:30pm: Peterborough Petes vs. Guelph Storm
NBA BASKETBALL
(SN/SN1) 7:30pm: Heat vs. Mavericks
(TSN2) 7:30pm: Warriors vs. Cavaliers
(SN1) 10:00pm: Grizzlies vs. Lakers
MARKETPLACE (CBC) 8:00pm: Busting Miracle Cures: Hidden Camera Investigation: Investigating the “Doc of Detox” who promises to cure serious ailments with his supplements & specialized devices. We reveal the false claims & speak to those who regret subscribing to his treatment.
STUFF THE BRITISH STOLE (CBC) 8:30pm: Sign a deal with Queen Victoria or face disease and devastation? That was a choice facing one of Canada’s proudest leaders. But did the British forces then literally steal the shirt from his back?
THE NATURE OF THINGS (CBC) 9:00pm: Science & Cannabis: Is cannabis a medical cure-all or snake oil? Scientists distinguish the medicine from the myths.
TRANSPLANT (CTV) 9:00pm: A software glitch takes down the emergency department; Bash explores new terrain; Mags searches for a new cardiologist; June is fed up with her bosses; Theo attempts a stable dating life.
THE PROOF IS OUT THERE (History Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Reports of a dinosaur living in the African Congo, strange lights above the Hessdalen Valley in Norway, a 12-year-old girl in Russia with superhuman strength, and proof of an alien structure on an asteroid.
OLDBOY (2003) (Crave) 9:00pm: A vengeful man (Choi Min-sik) must unlock the mystery behind his 15-year-imprisonment by unseen jailers.
CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: The Wrongful Confession
THE SUICIDE TEXTS: THE FRIENDS SPEAK (Super Channel Fuse) 10:00pm: The case of Michelle Carter and Conrad Roy, who met during a chance encounter while on vacation and immediately connected through their struggles with mental health; over time, Michelle helped Conrad prepare and execute his suicide.
TERROR TRAIN 2 (Crave) 11:05pm: Alana is coerced to join the Magician and other survivors on a New Year's Eve redemption ride aboard the now infamous Terror Train, where a new kind of evil awaits. Once again, the terrified passengers must fight to survive.
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Watch With Me: Hart to Hart 1x20
Episode Title: Cruise At Your Own Risk
Original Airdate: April 8, 1980
Why this one?: The return of the White Hat that was purchased in "You Made Me Kill You" and a white suit that is just *chef kiss*. Also this episode went in HARD on the banter. It's just an all around fun episode. This is also the last first season episode I will be recapping. Onward to season 2!
Favorite Quote: Max: What's he doing here?
Jennifer: He had a proposition for me.
Max: At this hour?
We start off with someone on a ship, coming through the porthole, to steal some jewelry. It's a blonde lady.
Then we kick off this entire thing with Jonathan using his car phone to call Jennifer and thank her for the good morning shag. Jennifer's like "it was my pleasure" and Cheeky Jonathan says "our pleasure". OK KIDS WE GET IT. Bless them.
Jennifer goes back to sleep because he wore her out.
Jonathan shows up at work grinning and waving at everyone.
But he shows up to a big mess at work because of the jewel thefts on the cruise ships.
Their empire line cruise ships are: The Desirée, The Josephine and the Marie-Louise.
Jonathan didn't file insurance claims on the thefts but paid for them out of pocket because he didn't want to get a reputation for being a cruise line where you get your shit stolen.
But now so much stuff has been stolen that the money is racking up.
$600,000 worth of jewels was stolen from The Desirée. You know what that means? Undercover assignment!
Jonathan tells Deanne to make reservations on The Desirée under the name of Carter Chamberlain. Carter is the last of the big spenders... and this time he'll be taking his mistress. "WHAT" Stanley yelps.
Also, Guido Della Fortuna will be on-board.
Max finds Jonathan at home - Jennifer's just barely out of bed and still in her robe. It really was a good morning, wasn't it?
*insert favorite quote here*
you know what. what the hell even is an industrialist. I use the phrase like I know what he even is but I don't.
Max isn't sure he wants to go on a cruise because deep water.
on the way to the airport, jonathan presents jennifer with a case of "Cartier" jewels. Irving Cartier - fakes, the best money can buy.
they take the jet to Puerto Vallarta.
LOOK AT THESE SUITS. please excuse Jonathan's stupid ascot. but jennifer's cleavage goes all the way to the southern hemisphere
Max is wearing that ascot correctly.
hey. what even is an ascot. I use a lot of words I don't even know.
the like...activity director? of the ship says a lot of stuff about safes and stuff, but Jonathan likes to keep his valuables out where he can admire him. He looks right at Jennifer's bosom when he says that.
so does this guy, with his binoculars. They play it off like he's looking at her jewels but he's not.
Activity director guy then introduces his wife who is ... in charge of something else on the ship. I'm not really paying attention. But it's the blonde from the intro scene - the thief! She's his wife.
Oh, I should say that J&J are using exaggerated southern accents.
In the stateroom Jonathan is checking out the safe. It would be easy to break into.
Jonathan always asks Jennifer to check his bowtie and then he makes a grab for her and she's always so shocked. His tie is always perfect, of course hes gonna cop a feel girl!
Anyway, the cabin room doors have special keys made with special machines so they can't be duplicated.
So the only other way to get into the room is the window - the porthole. Which is small and the sheer face of the ship is out there. Not a very easy entrance but possible, as we saw in the opening.
They're still debating the ways someone could get into the room when Jennifer flashes the bling.
"Enough honey to attract the bees." Oh who knows. They may not be able to see the honey for the flowers. "Awww, that's the cutest thing you've ever said to me, sugar. Well shall we?"
The cruise director guy asks if his wife saw the icing on Chamberlain's cupcake. He thinks her jewelry is very pricey and he wants it.
His wife reminds him that they said one hit on each ship. They're going to get caught.
Her husband is like "you know I don't like you taking these chances" but he wants her to steal them so they can retire.
he has a very strange accent.
in the bar, J&J see Max as Guido and then Cruise Director and his wife show up and they all drink together. Dom Perignon, 1963.
they discuss jennifer's necklace, because that makes sense.
at dinner, guido is meeting a new lady friend because Max has MAD game.
on the dance floor, Jonathan is dancing with the blonde wife and Jennifer is at the table with cruise director.
he tells her he's more of a hotelier brought in to smooth out the rough edges.
his wife's name is pamela. I'll try to remember that.
Part of their job is to fraternize with the passengers, but it's easier with beautiful people like the Harts. It's a line, but it's true.
Pamela asks Jonathan how they spend their days and the little shit says "just about the same way we pass our nights."
Cruise Director wants to know what "carter" does for a living and Jennifer says he lives off of one investment - marriage. His first two wives were really rich.
jonathan notices the guy who had the binoculars on Jennifer's rack kind of skulking around.
Cruise Director invites Jonathan to shoot skeet the next day while Jennifer is going to Pamela's exercise class.
The harts dance and talk and Jonathan sends Jennifer back to the cabin, hoping the skulking dude will follow her. He advises her to let the skulker do "anything" and when she objects, he says "almost anything".
The skulker does indeed follow her to the cabin then puts a piece of tape over the lath of the door - that will keep it from locking.
Once jennifer leaves the cabin, this dude searches the room and finds the jewels! He uses a jewelers loop to investigate a piece, finds a watch inscribed with "hart to hart" and then leaves the room and removes the tape.
The harts come back just in time to see him leaving down the hall. They follow and then there's a chase. The skulker is running but the Harts are walking, which is just weird. I guess they decide it's a boat - how far can he go?
they find the guy hiding in a lifejacket box. He's an investigator with the insurance company - they carry the cruise line's insurance.
He calls Jennifer "Mrs Hart" so he knows who they are.
the boys are comparing peens shooting skeet.
The cruise director, Patrick that's his name, wants to bet. So Jonathan agrees.
But then he asks the guy to pull FOUR clay thingies and gets them all because he's a goddamn badass.
Patrick is like "fuuuuck".
Over at the exercise class, this bitch is doing the uneven bars, which seems dangerous on something that's moving but whatever.
The important part is she's a gymnast. World class.
Max and his ladyfriend are at a dance class, where the instructors are wearing clothes I don't understand at all. What is this cowboy had and gold boots over leotards?
The harts are relaxing on the deck but they're not dressed for the pool. What kind of tan...
They are still talking. about how the thieves might have gotten into the cabins.
Jennifer is like - they came through the porthole. They can't come through the keyhole or up the drain...
"The other two would be easier" I don't know...not if you're a world class gymnast.
The insurance guy comes over and hatches a plan - he wants Jennifer to wear a replica of the necklace that the couple has already stolen from the Desirée - see what happens kind of thing.
And now we've made it to my favorite scene. Jennifer is in the shower and she does NOT want to shower alone.
Jennifer: Darling, it's wet in here.
Jonathan: Do you want your raincoat?
Jennifer: There's not even a lifeguard on duty!
Jonathan: Don't go in the deep end.
Jennifer: *screams mildly* Ahh, there's a shark's fin. Do you think it's a great white?
Jonathan: Don't worry, darling, if you don't bother him he won't bother you.
Jennifer: Well maybe this is a job for the captain!
Jonathan: I think it's more a job for the first mate (gets into the shower and closes the curtain)
Jennifer: Hi sailor. Aren't you out of uniform?
Back in the dining/bar area Jennifer is wearing the replica necklace and Patrick notices right away.
Patrick excuses himself and the insurance guy follows him.
Max follows the guy following Patrick, but his lady-friend kind of delays him for a few minutes.
Patrick goes to check his little hidey hole for the necklace and of course it's there!
But then insurance guy smacks him on the head and takes it. double cross. after double cross.
Max and the insurance guy come back into the bar, but Patrick is still missing.
Insurance guy says Patrick gave him the slip but Patrick shows up looking beat to hell. He wants his necklace - he thinks Jonathan hit him and took it.
Patrick says he has a gun pointed at jennifer and demands Jonathan's wallet, which of course gives away their identity.
Patrick still thinks they have the necklace - they don't and his wife confirms they haven't left the table all night.
The four of them go on walkabout through the ship, I guess to find the necklace. Max follows...
They end up in the engine room - Patrick STILL thinks they have the necklace.
Max shows up with a pipe and puts it in Patrick's back like a gun. Jonathan grabs Patrick's actual gun and Pat finally finally believes the Harts don't have his stupid necklace.
Insurance guy shows up with his own gun and takes the gun jonathan took from patrick. another double cross. Is this a triple cross?
insurance guy wants to steal the necklace himself and kill all of them. so he can retire.
enter big fight scene and chase through the engine room.
Following the gymnast, Jennifer falls in a hole and she's hanging from a rope over pitch black. I guess it's the belly of the ship? It can't be water. The gymnast tells Jennifer to hold on - she's going to scale down to save Jennifer.
Jonathan also comes to her rescue, after he subdued the baddies of course.
In the end, Max came clean to his lady-friend that he's not a wealthy italian but she loves him anyway.
Jonathan remarks that they may have to face the reality that Max may leave the nest some day. Awww.
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